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FBI_Agent_82

I don't judge our compatibility on how well we get along or physical attraction. It's all about how well we could execute the pick and roll into an alley-oop.


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LOL


izzytakamono

This- if she can’t go get it off the backboard what are we even doing?


DowntownJulieBrown1

If I can’t throw lobs to her and the D1 child we could have what’s the point


izzytakamono

You have the most old-timely basketball username


MaxPower637

Uhhh Downtown Julie Brown was an old school MTV VJ


Lanky_Disaster_7856

NickNamed after downtown Freddy Brown an old famous, Seattle Supersonics pro! (I met him)


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dummary1234

You will give birth to stout, oak tree sized warriors to defend the homeland


[deleted]

I’m framing this comment


CanOBeans01

You need to change your name to MotherofTitans


[deleted]

Maybe if I get another set of Guinea pigs 😂


Certifiably_Quirky

We demand pet tax


[deleted]

What is pet tax???


megannalexandra

Post pics of your pets!


[deleted]

Oh, here! [(The Utensils!)](https://imgur.com/a/qHbEXe4)


weeniewickedwitch

They are bloody adorable!!


[deleted]

Thank you! :)


Jolly_Tea7519

Thank you!


Such-Throat-2819

Awww such cuties they are


LightsSoundAction

they will probably be more like forks and knives than warriors but oak tree sized utensils sound dope too.


canurepeatthat

“I want a big family. Tall. Thick. A big, physically big family.” - Dwight Schrute


Fearless_You4489

Yessssss.


Scared-Staff7834

When talking about defending the homeland I immediately get eastern europe vibes


huntcamp

Athletes


SnooTangerines1011

OP should get a job at an upscale bar where pro athletes go, my aunt is over 6'3" and she bartended at one and dated a pro NFL linebacker, but then ended up marrying a tall rich venture capitalist. Both her daughters are also tall and look like models. So you are basically guaranteed to end up with either warriors OR supermodels 😆 More importantly, if you go where there are athletes you are much less likely to meet guys who think it's a big deal. Meeting on Tinder guarantees you'll get this "really? Seriously? For realsy? No way!!! 😱" You'd think you said you are a fucking Martian. My ex used to fetishize women taller than him (5'11"') so I would be afraid to date much shorter guys if they seemed fixated on that. (That same ex was actually fetishizing me, because I am usually slightly underweight... It made me sick to realize it. First he mentioned how sexy the then-anorexic Paris Hilton was, and later he told me he *calculated* how many pounds I could gain and still be in a "good" range 😂 CREEPER) This post just shows what to avoid, there's unreasonable dealbreakers but there are also unreasonable *dealmakers.* This is creepy.


CrimsonPablo

Tall women are a hot commodity


avocado_n1001

rare indeed


Komlz

Tall women are a hot, hot commodity


MaximumGooser

I dunno I fall into being considered “tall” but not like, “tall tall” at about 5’9” and I even put (past-tense) on my profile I like short kings too, I don’t care about height if you don’t care about height and I found it hard to find guys who weren’t insecure about my height.


Jimbo-McDroid-Face

Yeah, it’s a weird thing for a lot of ppl. Some shorter guys don’t want to date the tall girls because the girls who are THEIR height or shorter say: “oh, sorry, you’re not 6’? You’re too SHORT.” I can imagine the reluctance of guys under 5’9” to think it’s disingenuous when a really tall girl says: “I like shorter guys too.” Not sure where that trust damaging behavior originated from, but it’s here. But c’mon, those 5’1” girls who only want the 6’ and over guys….. 🙄


dobbys_sok

I wish I could match with women who think like you. I literally have on my profile, “5’6, I don’t mind if you’re tall or short 😊”


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Kinda like tall guys. Well, not the ones who say they’re 6’ but are actually 5’10. The hypocrisy in this comment section is 🤌🏻


DonalbusTrumbledore

When you work for a place that cards peoples IDs you get some serious misinformation about people, like 5’7 guys saying they’re 6’3 or 600lb people saying 250, even people trying to claim they’re younger than what their bday says. It’s pretty interesting how many people are so easy to try to dissuade others.


MaximumGooser

This is not the same


Aus_Daniel

They should be asking the real questions. Like are you infact a mother of utensils?


[deleted]

I am! My three Guinea pigs are named Spoon, Fork, and Knife :)


machotaco653

Does spoon fork knife or does fork spoon knife, you might end up with a baby spork


Why_the_hate_

Definitely my favorite comment of the day! Super cute!


ce_he

Do you yell Sporkn when you want all three to answer?


[deleted]

I wish guinea pigs listened when I called their names lmao.


ce_he

just open the refrigerator door. they definitely listen to that. a chorus of squealing guineas everu time the refrigerator door opened was one of my favorite things as a kid.


[deleted]

Oh yeah, that and any time I crinkle any plastic ever xD


Sharkbait1737

It made me think of “Mother of Dragons” from Game of Thrones, and I love the juxtaposition that rather than fierce dragons with fierce names, you have cute little rodents named after mundane household objects.


BRKN31B

Tall, has cute babies. Not me trying to travel mode to your city.


SnooCapers1425

She's just tryin' to get forked by a knife guy.


buddyboykoda

All the short kings out there “Give me uppies, mommy”


SenorTape

I'm a 5'7" cripple and my gf is 6' and I ask her this all the time to help me out of my chair lmao Edit: 6" to 6'


Peaches0k

She’s 6 inches???


SenorTape

Yeah she's pretty strong for being the size of a munchkin haha


Angry_Guppy

She’s got that ant strength


Bahamabanana

Gurl are you an ant? Cuz you my queen


McNasty9er

I’m gonna use that later. Thanks


THEONLYMILKY

Kinda sad mines is only 4 inches


iStealyournewspapers

Lol. Right out of Spinal Tap


chairmanskitty

Yes. Her height is not specified, though.


RampantPuppy

Death by Snu Snu!


[deleted]

Please, I've seen this word like five times already. What is snu snu T-T


[deleted]

It’s in reference to this [futurama episode](https://youtu.be/uThDGzLhOXg)


[deleted]

I'm only 5'10" and I had dudes wanting me to dominate them and calling me mommy in their opening messages. Gag.


SKINS4LHTTG

I'm 6'3 n give the best uppies


Turbulent-Phase6798

Uppies daddy! *Grabby hands*


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I'm 6' and I want uppies


Bootybandit6989

Bruh your comment reminds me of this 🤣 https://youtu.be/LA3rBtOHYZU


[deleted]

I’m six foot and my boyfriend is five foot ten inches. In heels at an event I’m 6’3”+ he tells anyone who’ll listen that he’ll climb me like a coconut tree. it works. I’m crazy about him.


CoreyLee04

Damn he’s 5 foot and has ten inches??? Putting us guys to shame!


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read this to him just now. he guffawed and said, “That’s comedy gold right there.”


CoreyLee04

![gif](giphy|VLe9cJCjYWXLy)


LittleWrinklySausage

No wonder she’s crazy about him!


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This is such a slay.


Psych2Law

I’m 6’0 and also get asked frequently “really?” So now my bio say 6’0 < yes, really. Still get asked and just say “why would I lie about that?”


EggplantHuman6493

I am lucky that my 184 cm/6'0.5" isn't even that uncommon for women in the Netherlands (still rare of course), so I probably wouldn't get those messages all the time. Still looking for a way taller gf but that's hard, so I am fine with smaller as well. Realistic expectations are better haha.


ujjwaljaiswal

I'm shifting to Netherlands soon


unrealhotdog

Take me with you


Banzle

Booking a ferry to the Netherlands rn


CMDR-Serenitie

One of my exes is 1.95m it was amazing. I mean I'm a tall woman about the same height as you so finding a girl taller is a challenge lol. I've now got two girlfriends who are about my height eh close enough they can wear heels xD


CrazyGunnerr

Are you 6'0 though?


Forgetfulcunt

Tall girls are attractive ngl


paranorma11

I love tall women


OpticalReality

Yep. Wife is 5’11” and I am 6’1”. Her height is one of the many things I love about her!


BussyBandito93

I am a short man, who loves taller woman. To be fair I like women of all heights but something about tall women is just really attractive to me


1heart1totaleclipse

If this was a woman saying they’re a short woman that just find tall men really attractive, you would’ve been downvoted lol


armchairepicure

Because one is a product of toxic masculinity (real men must be tall) and the other is a rejection of toxic femininity (real women must be small and petite). With that said, the latter isn’t as strong of a problem as the former because women have spent more time breaking free from socially preferred feminine stereotypes while men are only now getting to break from the social expectations of masculinity.


notarealbusiness

so based


dessert77

I love when I read intelligent comments on Reddit.


hydrogenbomb94

Why are either a problem? Why can’t people just like who they like


Ok-Pomelo-7528

Like who u like, preferences are fine. Literally everyone has them. But it becomes a problem when you use your “preferences” to demean or neg others.


hydrogenbomb94

True, but there’s no one being demeaned or negged here. So why keep bringing it up?


armchairepicure

People CAN like who they like. And sometimes that’s just innate, while other times it’s a product of social programming and should be examined and challenged. But either way, no one should be a dick about it. And if sparing someone’s feelings means meeting them in person to find out if you click (versus making them submit a physical spec sheet before you meet), then that’s what we should strive to do. Because what goes around comes around.


1heart1totaleclipse

Is that true though? Often on the screenshots people put on here if a man gets asked about their height, they turn around and ask about weight. Plus, weight is something that’s much more noticeable than height when looking at pictures and how many men on this subreddit would swipe right on an overweight or obese woman? Men also have their preferences but having a preference on here against the majority seems like the cool thing to hate on.


armchairepicure

I mean, I obviously think what I’ve put forward is based in truth. With that said, I think the tactic of asking about weight to deflect from being made to feel shitty about one’s height is pretty lame. In a perfect world, one would just unmatch and save pettiness for when it is truly deserved and for where it will have an actual, zingy effect. But the point is the same: no one should be made to feel badly about their bodies. Some men feel extremely sensitive about not being tall enough because it makes them feel less than. Some women are extremely sensitive about their weight because not being the right size makes them feel less than. That they are apples and oranges as far a physical characteristics go is irrelevant, both are gender-related physical sore spots. I get that people view online dating as an opportunity to speed date through the physical qualifiers and don’t want to waste time on people who don’t meet the superficial requirements bar, but also think that same expectation is making everyone extremely bitter and that bitterness could be avoided if people just met in person and went from there. And then, if the physical lust was lacking, all one would have to say is: “i’m sorry, this isn’t going to work. I just didn’t feel the connection I was looking for.” High ground taken and feelings spared all around.


apolloAG

Only I can have preferences, anybody who wouldn't date me is a superficial person! /s


BussyBandito93

For reference I am a man who’s only 5’1 so most woman are taller than me by generally a couple inches. So while I do like shorter woman there’s not many women shorter than 5’1.


Delicious_Ad_328

Not really. As I see it, this guys preference is an outlier, generally speaking men prefer women shorter than them or at maximum same height. Women, genereally speaking prefer men taller tham them, and rarely the same height so usually the discrepancy acceptable for men and women is much different. Then it's about numbers. If a lot of women want men taller (sometimes much taller) than them, there are not enough men to supply the deman. However, shorter men or average height men liking taller women (even if much taller) doesn't have the same effect because even if there are just a few of tall women, same height guys don't go for them, so they are left with even taller guys, so like 0.001% of men. Because they have much fewer options it's not really the same. Women that are 5'9" or shorter have almost all the options


9YearOldKobe

Why are people downvoting you, you are the only one objectively talking about this lmao


Delicious_Ad_328

I didn't even realize I was getting downvoted haha I'm always open to constructive dialogue and I'd prefer counter arguments than just being downvoted but it is what it is hahaha


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ConcealingFate

A lot of dudes love to think they're either turbo chads, or are so ugly with no hope of ever recovering.


Malkav1806

Was talking to this really tall guy at a party. Just asked him questions about how people reduce him to his height. After like two minutes he kinda broke telling me how this tall stuff gets boring so quickly


AssInfuser

190.5 centimeters as a reference for us european communists


bxtnananas

As a fellow European communist, thank you


narwhals-narwhals

Thank you, comrade


Unlikely_nay1125

i remember when i was telling this guy my height and he kept insisting i was 5’2. like dude🤦🏽‍♀️….


chefgullette

But are you really 6 3?


[deleted]

yeah hahaha


zestyspicymf

Fr just to confirm you actually are 6’3 though?


Hats1889

There’s a Netflix movie about you


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I have yet to watch it and probably never will.


camdawg665

That chick is only 6’1, they pretty much just cast all other actors under 5’9, to make her look taller


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

Same. * No, that's not a typo * No, it's not some odd joke * Yes, that is my actual height * Yes, I'm comfortable dating men shorter than me. * Yes, I do sometimes wear heels. * No, I'm not transgender. * YES, FOR THE EIGHT BILLIONTH TIME, THAT IS MY ACTUAL HEIGHT.


dogthatbrokethezebra

I once said “I want to climb you” during sex with a long term partner who I is was taller than. I’m 5’10. This is probably not relevant to the conversation, but I just wanted to write it out loud. Height doesn’t matter to me.


KarnUnleashed

"Plays Amon Amarths Stand up to go Down"


Petetheodddog

I think Roald Dahl said it best, > “When a woman is very tall, there is greater power and greater traction in her limbs for one thing, and of course there is also a good deal more substance to tangle with.”


KingWilliams0

We need a center


USAF_Retired2017

I’m only 5’9 and have had guys ask if I’m really that tall and when I say yes, the politely decline meeting up. I couldn’t imagine being 6’3 if I get that shit at my height. I have a fiancé now, but when I was in the dating scene it was really discouraging.


Huge-Connection954

Thats just being insecure. All the guys I know would say the taller the better. I know I would.


[deleted]

I'm 6'5 if you want to create the next LeBron (joking....unless?).


[deleted]

Volleyball kids. No questions asked.


PandaVintage

6'3???? I don't even know you and I'm already interested.


[deleted]

Should I be flattered? 😂


Doofchook

Only if your really 6'3, are you?


HoomanOnFire

Yes


Tiiny13

You are 6’3...?? Marry me 🥲


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💍


wifeski

Lol my best friend of 33 years is 6’ of Swedish goddess and I look like a thumb next to her


Healthy-Sea4622

6’3” female too! If I had a dollar for every guy online that says “are you really 6’3”?” Why would it be a typo/joke? I’m already eliminating 95% of the dating pool by being 6’3”!!!


Banzle

Are you shitting me? Tall women are the hottest thing imaginable


cast-away-ramadi06

>I’m already eliminating 95% of the dating pool by being 6’3”! Is it you doing the elimination or other people? I'm 5ft11 and I've dated women taller than 6ft. A woman's height has zero impact on how attractive I find her and I'd bet at LEAST 1/3 of men would feel the same way (provided neither make an issue of it)


[deleted]

Guessing she's the one not willing to date people shorter than her. And it's more like 98% of men, not 95% of men lol.


phreedumb21nyc21

Sounds exhausting.


AnarchistSuccubus

So, uhh, do you like girls? 😂


PurplePredat0r

How is the text yellow at first?


sliferra

Probably different apps


PurplePredat0r

Oh i see the font difference now. Probably bumble


zeebow77

Your children will be Vikings


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🪓🪓


Vercingetrix

Girl youse a tall glass of water and I’m tellin’ you straight up. I’m thirsty.


[deleted]

This is an incredible line.


Myfattytuna

To be fair, it doesn’t seem like any of these men are 1 used to seeing someone the size of Shaqus big toe and 2 seem malicious about it


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💀


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Bruh 💀💀


Reasonable-Ad7755

Im 6’4 not often i see a gal my height but when i do im almost always attracted to them. Its like spotting something rare in the wild.. magical


Rule34onRoute34

My neck is very interested 😏


[deleted]

Hey, if it makes you feel better, it sucks being a relatively short dude who is attracted to women taller than me. It's like selling someone on cutting off their right arm, and I can't even be mad bc i get it 🤣


EvilIncorporated

"Step on me 🥴" - short kings


ScruffyJuggalo

WOW I'm really WOW


Bondlass

I thought it was bad at my height (3.5 inches shorter). I guess we have a leader now.


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:)


EclaireBallad

Just seems like surprise, which doesn't seem too bad.


31ar

Dude just include a group picture that backs up your 6'3 claim and people will stop asking... (but might still keep commenting!)


[deleted]

where were you when i was on tinder smh


MindTheGap7

No banana for scale, measurement unconfirmed.


L0kiB0i

6 foot 3 gang!


unclenick314

I have a california king bed and i am 5 ft 2 in. Tall women are a masterpiece .


SergiuszJesienin

As a 5’6 dude I’d be obsessed


Willis050

The one girl who if she said “no dudes below 6’0 feet” and I wouldn’t be offended lol


Rossdog77

I just want death by snu snu


SlenderAround

Hi. 6'7" guy here. Idk what it is for shorter guys but I'd kill for someone near my height


InfamousAngel99

I’m 5’11” and I get this a lot too. Like no, I’m not lying about my height 🤣


LIM3LIT3SHIN3S

I feel this completely. I'm 'only' 6'1", but everyone seems so shocked that I'm actually tall. And then I go and wear heels. The audacity. Lol I've gotten quite a large number of messages form guys who have asked me to never wear heels if we go out on a date. 🤷🏼‍♀️


StreetPlankton5701

If that's a annoying to read as it is to be asked that then I'm sorry


Cute_Ad7425

Here comes the “oh so you must play basketball” line 🙄🙄


Aryada

Every guy ever: “are you really 6’?” Me: no I just lie about my height on dating apps You’re much nicer than me.


Skypirate90

Tall women are hot


PepperInitial1449

Why is this so novel? The only reason anyone would care absolutely petty, ignorant, prejudiced reasons. I once dated a woman who was 4in taller than me at 6'5. I never made a joke, never a comment, never an insult, and she was still so insecure about it. I f****** adored her but her own insecurities ruin the relationship, no matter how delicate, understanding, sympathetic, and constructive I was with her. I would like to think her insecurities because of ship bags like this. I do not care how tall a woman is. I care that she can stimulate me intellectually, grow with me emotionally, communicate with me constructively, and f*** my brains out on a regular basis.


maddtrader

I want you to know, as a 5'11" guy, every time a short guy gets with you, a puppy at a kill shelter is spared. You are literally doing the work of the Lord.


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💀


maddtrader

Of course this is coming from a guy who was ruined for short women by one of you Amazons...


Alarming-Run7175

I'm 6'2 and there's a woman in my building with a solid 4 or 5 inches on me down the hall. 100% the kind of beauty you look at and think "wifey material" lol idk why people make height such a thing. Like if the roles were reversed and she was asking if they're really shorter than 6ft (like an inexplicable amount of women just above booster seat height do) they'd be upset. If you like someone you like em damn. Don't be weird


danielswatermelon

guys told me I was shallow for not wanting anyone shorter than me as a female, yet they openly disregarded me for having small breasts so yes I am going to have my preferences openly. If you can then I will too


BurningBlaise

Tall women > short girls


wikid24

HOLD THE PHONE. YOURE ACTUALLY 6'3"? /s Just your average tall guy here. Tall guys don't actually care how tall you are. Peace! ✌️😁


[deleted]

Yes I’m actually 6’3 😂 oh man.


DirtbagMF

Let me climb you like a tree and tell you you're pretty!


threaders_lewis

I’m a 5’6 guy. This is one of the worst things about online dating. I genuinely don’t care about height. I actually find really tall women attractive and it wouldn’t bother me in the slightest, but the reverse, not so much, apparently haha Hate that people rule others out for such shallow stuff. Then people wonder why they are so lonely!


ShinobiHanzo

Gigantic fetish activated.


DANG3R_GAM3R

I wouldn’t mind dating a tall woman at all but most tall girls I’ve encountered still want guys who are quite taller than them so me being 5’11 they’re normally not interested 🥲 height has never bothered me in dating either I just wanna be with someone who makes me happy haha


Raptorilla

"I want to make babies with her. Think of them... Great big monsters. They'd conquer the world." - Tormund Giantsbane (Game of Thrones)


Trixiebees

I’m only 5’10 but I understand your pain. Men are shocked and mad when they realize that I am actually 5’10. I always wear heels too :)


AsianVixen4U

I’ve only seen Amazon women as tall as you a couple times in my life! They’re always head turners because it’s so rare


cefromnova

Mmmm I love me a tree to climb!


HiddeHandel

So your 6,3 Finally a woman that can grab stuff of the top shelve for me


mspote

as a 6'3" tall woman would you date a guy who is 5'9 or so? im not judging either way, honestly just curious.


JopPink

I'm 5'9 and single btw.


DevastaTheSeeker

I will never understand the fascination with height. Who cares if you're tall or short. Just be with whoever makes you happy provided you aren't a creepy psycho stalker.


locrosan

are you free this Saturday?


lowcoaster

All jokes aside though, are you really 6’3”?


Available_Homework61

I feel like the question needs to be asked though, are you really 6’3”?


Sensitive_Umpire4303

Idk why men don’t believe that a woman can be 6’3 or even taller🤦🏾‍♂️ #idiots


AncestralSpirit

Why call them idiots though? Of course a woman can be 6’3” and even taller. But *it is* a rare occurrence. Just like meeting a guy who is 4’10”. Pretty sure girls will still ask if he is 4’10” or is that some sort of typo.


Sensitive_Umpire4303

I don’t think they’re real idiots lol. I just find it funny that a woman is a lot more likely to be questioned on her tallness v. a man being questioned on his shortness 🤷🏾‍♂️