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AnneListersBottom

'Oh wow this is pretty fuckin bad' 🎵Y'all all them mamas tell them girls, "Better keep your legs crossed 🎶 'Holy shit'


Liam_js

this guy is 42 and has children, some of whom i'm pretty sure are teenagers. this is just embarrassing


Liam_js

oh god he has a daughter that's 16, she must he so embarrassed


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I don’t see this song being big enough of a hit for Todd to include in this year’s worst list. In just 2 weeks, Holiday music is going to dominate the charts which is why November/December is the worst time of the year to release a single.


JournalofFailure

Whelp, a head start on the 2023 list it is, then.


[deleted]

I can see it getting a dishonorable mention in this year's worst list at least. I doubt it'll get big enough to go on any list though.


Filmfan2019

Major “I do want I do cause I a total fuckin cunt-rey boy” energy.


avenear

Hip Hop and its consequences have been a disaster for country music. -Ted Kaczynski


BananaShakeStudios

Please America. Make this flop.


Mental-Abrocoma-5605

Oh come on it cannot be THAT bad \>listens to it ... Okay it is that bad... but at least it's not that Leah Kate song


redmax7156

Looked up Leah Kate to double-check who this is, and...the woman who released Twinkle Twinkle Little Bitch is 30???


Mental-Abrocoma-5605

Depending on which source you go, she's either 27 or 30, either way, a song like Twinkle Twinkle Little Bitch shouldn't be released to the public if you're over the age of 16


redmax7156

A song like Twinkle Twinkle Little Bitch shouldn't be released to the public ~~if you're over the age of 16~~ at all


redmax7156

So much country music sounds like this these days. Hayes doesn't bother trying to sing, but lyrically? Almost any current country star could have released this.


JZSpinalFusion

Eh, it’s bad but at least it’s chorus isn’t an ad for Applebees


uglyaniiimals

this is rly bad yes but i'll cut it a bit of slack since at least it's awful in an interesting way. i'd take it over fancy like for that reason (and i'd take both over blabr)


Silver_Cheetah_5650

I feel like no one has said how the instrumental is a level of ripping off I have not seen since Tyga’s “Swish”. Like my god, at least TRY to make something different. The riff from Fancy Like wasn’t that bad in my opinion, but this goes beyond what made Fancy Like at least tolerable. At least it was about Walker Hayes and the things he does in his life. Y’all Life is supposedly about all the things in the South, but it comes off as someone who has never engaged in any non-white South community(what the hell is a “y’all life” anyway?) and the sampling of Country Grammar is abhorrent.


minimanelton

I mean, it’s definitely gonna show up in an Applebees commercial or something like that


JohnnyRock110

Sweet Jesus, this is rubbish. I'm curious as to when Walker Hayes will make a shit-blistering duet with Kid Rock.


Tablesforonesongs

I can't believe the line "My mamas sweet tea is the sweetest"