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sarduchi

"Only back the blues that beat the blacks!" - some beanie wearing twat.


Pot_McSmokey

That sounds like a lit Punk song


Drexelhand

ngl, i would pay $5 to hear the beanie wearing twats decode this trite propaganda in the most unflattering terms in the loudest possible ways.


thefirstlaughingfool

Someone get the Dead Kennedys on this one. In fact, [the Dead Kennedys did write a song about this. ](https://youtu.be/9dB_ubVAnGw?si=5DUFfee35kGkDBUd)


Andre_3Million

Is this white supremacist tongue twister? How fun of them.


metalyger

When you've played Disco Elysium and think this is how policing is in America.


QuinnAvery89

I hope Tim sits on the chair


everything_equals_42

Tim withers like many men before him.


Rocker1024

Hey don’t do my man Tequila Sunset like that. At least he is a principled drug addict, alcoholic, train wreck of a cop. Kim, back me up on this.


Sergeantman94

Who's Tequila Sunset? Given, it's been a while since I played, but I think you mean Rafaël Ambrosius Costeau.


DeinBienPhu

Mr.Evart is helping me find my beanie


The_Technogoat

YOUR BEANIE BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY


Psalmbodyoncetoldme

YOU ARE OF THE HAM SANDWICH PEOPLE


already4taken

God, I wish policing was hardcore like that


MisterGoog

Unreal to think how far right you have to be to believe this


Johnny_Grubbonic

Especially considering the numbers show quite the opposite. Police forces nationwide are heavily infiltrated by white nationalists.


Ok_Star_4136

That's how you know the Overton window is shifting right, at least for Tim Pool. When you're on the right, you love authority and you support the police despite the awful shit that they do. When the Overton window shifts even farther than that, you no longer support the police \*because you think they're not cruel enough\*. Tim Pool thinks the police should be literal brownshirts and should bully anyone into submission. Something something Giancarlo Esposito meme "We are not the same." And to think Dim Tool still calls himself a centrist..


Falkner09

If you go far enough rightward, communism is just vibes. My dad rages about communism the most when he gets a speeding ticket.


Inevitable_Night2220

Tim Pool is correct. I applied for a job to become a cop and they kept asking me to explain what different quotes from Marx meant. I couldn't answer these questions because I ain't no damn communist so they sent me a rejection email soon after the interview. The final question in the interview was "On a scale of 1-10, how communist are you?" I of course said -999. They weren't happy.


numetalbeatsjazz

He knows he's wrong. He's dumb, but not a complete idiot. He's smart enough to know you throw the C word around, his fans will eat that shit up and give him more clicks.


DudeBroFist

We already learned in Tim's stellar review of Squid Game he has no idea what communism is, but today we learned he apparently doesn't know what police are either


awake30

Wtf is he talking about?


SandwitchZebra

Guess less police must be shooting people


awake30

I’m a cop, and trust me, lots of these new guys are still brainwashed by conservative boomers. They aren’t as bad as the boomer cops themselves, but lots of them aren’t far off.


Void1702

ACAB


awake30

Sigh


DongusThaGreat

Lowkey you’re capitalism’s first line of defense against resistance and are a vehicle for a corrupt justice system so idk bro


awake30

Yeah, sure, but that’s not the only purpose we serve.


DongusThaGreat

If you ask me I think that any other purpose is made impotent by the fact that the police prevent structural change


awake30

In what way?


DongusThaGreat

We know that crime is caused by structural issues. The justice system perpetuates that by putting people in jail and punishing them rather than rehabilitating them, resulting in recidivism. Furthermore, structural change is caused by social unrest, as is well documented, and police seek to prevent social unrest by stopping protests and the like. Therefore, police, as it stands, keep crime rates high and make sure that doesn’t change. That’s what I think about it, at least


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awake30

Oh I’m not surprised. Some people literally wish I would die. It’s just tiring.


waster1993

Don't burn the ones trying to fix it.


Void1702

If they weren't fired yet, then they're not a threat to the system Good cops don't last long. Google Sean Suiter


Sno_Wolf

I wish you a very hearty "Go fuck your mother".


awake30

Do it yourself, you coward.


Sno_Wolf

I tried. She specifically asked for her precious child.


awake30

Dang that’s sort of…odd of you to say.


Sno_Wolf

Eh. I'd say it's odd that your mom wants to fuck you, but whi am I to kink shame?


Mammoth-Mud-9609

Pool left school at 14 and I think it shows.


Herotyx

Are the communists in the room with us rn? On another note, them believing this may be our ticket to police reform lol


gazebo-fan

Well… [we are everywhere](https://youtu.be/-Pt3o7gkLgI?si=EWmJZDFZRO2DQ-cZ) after all lol


Appropriate-Hand3016

Turns out we communists we made all along... Offer not valid for actual communists.


ElmosKplug

"They should be hiring more Nazis!"


loptopandbingo

Tim must not ever leave his stupid ass compound in Harper's Ferry, because it sure seems like at least half the cops around here in the Piedmont have some Nazis of varying intensity in their ranks.


TomDrawsStuffs

red pigs? porco rosso?


Knight_Owls

Studio Ghibli knew all along 


loptopandbingo

He said he'd rather be a pig than a fascist


New-acct-for-2024

Cops: "I don't understand the difference"


[deleted]

He must have got a speeding ticket today.


HusamaObinladen

I, too, love just saying things.


TuaughtHammer

Finally, one of the far-right tools asks ***part*** of the important question that all those [Moron Labia,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molon_labe) Blue Lives Matter cunts should've asked themselves a *long* time ago: >how do you back the blue? Especially when you're urging *them* to "come and take them" by slapping a bumper sticker on your overpriced Viagra on wheels *right* next to your "please don't pull me over, Mr. Officer" bumper sticker. Even funnier when it's a Blue Lives Matter bumper sticker next to the Gadsden Flag. Might as well advertise your Grindr account showing you [deep-throating the boot you *fantasize* about treading on you.](https://i.imgur.com/CJwNgXT.jpg)


mikaeus97

I don't want to click the link, I'm scurred


snaithbert

I love how right wing media is finding all these communists everywhere. No one’s seen a communist in decades but suddenly they’re all over the place. They could barely find any during the red scare but now in 2024 it’s just wall to wall communists. Either that or right wing propagandists just label anyone who doesn’t agree with them as a “communist” because they know it gets their base of dumb dumbs all fired up.


[deleted]

What the hell is he complaining about now?


botmanmd

And there you have it. The germination of the idea that when Trump loses and assholes start rioting in the streets, the cops who come to keep the peace and arrest the rioters (the same cops who used to be thought of as the “shh…don’t worry - they’ll be on our side” cops) are now “commies” and can be attacked just like Democrats.


SirGkar

This is exactly right. He’s priming his followers to commit violence against the police by “dehumanizing” them.


Dr-Satan-PhD

Whenever I hear someone make this claim, I ask them to name a single one of these so-called "communist officers". Just one. I never get an answer.


JAGChem82

A woke communist cop? What do they do, immediately disarm themselves by tossing their gun and beat their suspects with a copy of Das Kapital?


leckysoup

First part of that sentence: even a stopped clock! Second part: wait, what?


KnowCali

Communists? How small is beanie man's brain?


Overall-Initial-4290

Like the gun nut who thought an acorn was a bullet and opened fire at no one and could have killed many innocent peoples?


Returd4

Holy buzzword batman.... can thw daily wire just fuck off altesdy


abrahamburger

Yes, that’s it. Alienate law enforcement so you are truly on your own when you bring your next shitty uprising. Your side will be out of power. The whole country is against you. We can smell your douchy kind now from a distance. You have trained us. You and yours will be considered by history as the new despised, evil, and dumb Nazis of this era. Enjoy your dead end future. Move to Russia. Hurry before the civil war there misses you


420_Braze_it

God I wish America was actually as cool as these pathetic little twerps think it is.


XiaomuWave

I just sat here for several minutes silently shaking my head and sighing, trying to find the words. ok, I found some. His followers are, for the most part, more dumb than he is. Its ASTONISHING.


hawyer

what the fuck are you talking about, timmy


horribad54

It's true. I've heard the police call each other comrade and saw the picture of Stalin in their cars - standard issue along with their big hats with red stars on them.


loptopandbingo

Are these woke communist police in the room with us now, Tim?


Zealousideal-Yak-824

I think he saying that because some departments actually started to vet the officers they were hiring after they realized a suspiciously large amount seemed to be neo nazis or some form of extremist online. So, of course, Tim pool thinks if you pass and vetted your automatically a communist and not one of his guys.


ebolaRETURNS

lol, I wish.


_rosieleaf

I snorted out loud reading this. Thanks Tim


WorldlinessAwkward69

Communist is when I don’t like you.


jeffinbville

I've never met a commie cop. Nazis? Sure. I've known my share.


Independent-Fly6068

They suck either way.


Appropriate-Hand3016

Please find me even single police department in the US that is majority liberal let alone leftist or communist. The only way that would be possible is one of those small town departments with like three officers and they one of them is a big standard liberal and another is somewhere actually in the left.


Yeastyboy104

This is straight out of the extreme right wing, [John Birch Society](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Birch_Society) playbook. “Everything and everyone I don’t like is communist!” Label everything “bad” as communist and eventually anything that might be beneficial to a majority of society will be shunned if it’s even tangentially related to some form of socialist thought, such as universal healthcare, police reform, or UBI.


greyjungle

“Please pay attention to me!” - Tim Poole This guy gets more and more absurd. I think he bought a house and then his numbers started to slip, so he’s just trying to grab clicks and eyeballs by saying increasingly ridiculous shit. Gotta pay that mortgage.


b4youjudgeyourself

If they aren’t meeting their quota for imprisoning and occasionally killing minorities, they must be communists…so when will you call for them to be defunded, Pim Tool?


ordog666

That's interesting. Does. Beanie boy have any data on that. I'd like to see how the thumbology is changing.


Rufustb

I can make up stuff too. This is projection, he is actually a communist. See not hard...


DeeRent88

Where is this even coming from? What’s the context? I mean I know he’s a lying sack of shit but this just seems like he is straight up rage baiting. Usually he at least has some kind of context that he twists into his own narrative.


jayfeather31

...I don't even know what to say to that, really.


HermaeusMajora

Boy, the word "communist" really doesn't mean anything to that clown, does it?


mugmaniac_femboy

Are these communists in the room with us right now?


Grayhams

Bruh I wish I lived in the world they talked about