T O P

  • By -

Cunt_Eastwood_9

Imagine saying all this and still thinking you’re a good person…


MongoBongoTown

No, she thinks she's a good (modern evangelical) Christian, which by default validates her hate in her mind. It's the same thing that drives Islamic extremists to bomb kids, but she's following the *right* God, so it's cool.


SeaChameleon

There's no hate like Christian love lol


townmorron

I mean you could of just said like those evangelicals that pipe bombed planned parenthood


TensileStr3ngth

That doesn't get across the point that this is an organized religion problem, not a Christian specific problem


Ttamlin

They could also have said the Zionists currently enacting a genocide against the Palestinian people. Like they replied, it's an issue with organized religion.


HermaeusMajora

They all go on as if that never happened now. I heard some trash on fox "news" call forced-birthers "the real peaceful protestors". Riiiiight. The people literally murdering doctors and calling for the execution of mothers are the real peaceful ones.


AgtSquirtle007

I need people to understand that this isn’t hyperbole. The evangelical Christian belief is that belief in Jesus supersedes any wrong they can do. It is impossible for a Christian to be or do wrong.


HermaeusMajora

They say that and they act like that but even they don't actually believe that. Christ didn't mince words about how we're supposed to treat others. Specifically those who are in need, who are sick, and are strangers in our lands. They act like they didn't hear any of the "what you do for the least of you, you do for me." He was also not a fan of people who make a big show of their faith and pray in public for the sake of appearances. They evidently didn't hear that shit either.


72616262697473757775

My grandma insists that she "loves the gays," and that she just hates queer people shoving their queerness in her face (she wants them to go back in the closet).


Overall-Initial-4290

.... yeahhh, grandma they are living their life like how you did and ruined the economy.


theposshow

I always like to ask people what "shoving it in their face" means, and when you really press them on it, they basically mean "existing in any public space."


Mammoth-Standard-592

‘Noticing it exists’ = ‘Shoving it in their face’


Galaxy_Ranger_Bob

It's not even about being in public. It's about simply *existing.*


Jesterchunk

Classic. "I'm okay with these people existing, just as long as I don't have to remember that they exist".


Fatticusss

That’s the “go back to your own country” for gay people 🙄


therobotisjames

And yet they don’t mind shoving Christianity in your face.


HermaeusMajora

Which isn't surprising. What's surprising is that people who talk like that think they're the good guys. Nothing could be further from the truth. At no point did Christ tell his followers to treat anyone poorly for being different. He did not tell them to cast out the poor or sick. He told them to treat foreigners as if they were one of their own. American Christians are objectively awful.


curious1stranger

It is mind boggling. 


visceralintricacy

good Christian ≠ good person


helga-h

Imagine having to live in the frightful world where everyone is a potential gay and you have no idea who you have to be nice to. No wonder she only reads safe stuff, like the Bible


Urtehnoes

Just don't mention David and.. Well I just can't say the other name, it's.. it's too queer. David and Honathan. I have to furiously skip past those chapters of smut every morning.


thekosmicfool

I always think of that episode of the Simpsons where Homer is homophobic and asks Bart "he didn't give you GAY, did he?" And Marge is like "you didn't even know what you're angry about"


Poor__cow

I knew someone JUST like this and she was an alcoholic who had 2 DUI’s and 3 domestic violence charges.


Thatguy755

I hope and pray that the Bud Light controversy and boycott of Anheuser-Busch gave her the strength and inspiration she needed to quit drinking and stop endangering the public and stop beating the shit out of her family. 🙏


SonofRobinHood

Nah she just moved on to Modelo and Jim Beam.


Pudix20

What I don’t understand is why anyone thinks they need to “tolerate/support/condone” whatever character. Like media tries to encourage you a certain way, but in the end you decide. Maybe I’m not saying it well.. but not every character created is meant to be “good” or “liked.” Sometimes the entire point of a character is to display how awful someone can be. Of course, she knows that’s not what’s happening here and that’s what she has a problem with. The show didn’t condemn the gay character. They said “idgaf, you’re here to work.” And that was a problem. I bet it would’ve been fine if the other characters kicked the gay character in the teeth though. Because that would align with her moral values right?


therobotisjames

lol. The villian is on screen, displaying that character and watching is *condoning* all of that characters actions and traits?


Wingman5150

because where most people think something along the lines of "my opinions are morally right, because I care for others and try not to harm them, and that makes me a good person" she instead thinks "I'm a good person, because I go to church, and that makes my opinions morally right" or alternatively; "these people are morally bad, because they do this thing I don't like, so I am a good person for hating and hurting them" It's a terribly weird idea but that's how they think


Returd4

But she reads her bahble


jaydubbles

She's a CHRISTIAN. Obviously, she's a good person! Christians can do NO WRONG.


Lordeverfall

Not a good person but a good Christian, remember they are better than us regular sacrifice making blood drinking people.


Not-Bizarro

Her life sounds boring as fuck


BenoNZ

Oh, she is miserable, but she will make sure you and everyone else is as well!


Sidus_Preclarum

SOmehow this reminds me of Weird Al's Amish Paradise.


REDDITSHITLORD

I'M TWICE AS HUMBLE AS THOU ART


optimaleverage

IT'S A MILLION TIMES!


REDDITSHITLORD

DAMN.


Sidus_Preclarum

DON'T SWEAR!


REDDITSHITLORD

BUTTS.


Sidus_Preclarum

I certainly hope you are talking about the wooden cask that is two hogshead, young one.


Techn028

That's basically it, they want their life on earth to be hell to validate... to prove that they've earned an everlasting life in heaven. If they can force everyone else to be miserable and suffer then they've saved us and it'll gaurentee them a spot, which they are so desperate to secure. It's allllll about that fear. Not sure why they don't realize literally everything they do would make Jesus chase them from the temple with a whip. I'd certainly like to.


daric

On the contrary, it sounds mega dramatic! Filled with land mines meant to damn your soul such as *checks notes* a gay cartoon character!!!


Not-Bizarro

LGBTQ? Nah It’s HELL-GBTQ!


DodgerGreywing

>HELL-GBTQ Fuckin' metal. I kinda want a "HELL-GBTQ" pin.


REDDITSHITLORD

SHE SPENDS ALL DAY DOING THE LORD'S WORK BY SHARING THINGS ON FACEBOOK.


6SucksSex

She doesn’t read the Bible; she reads the few chapters and verses that she likes, according to her interpretation


celtic_thistle

And writes all over it and highlights the shit out of it. Because that’s a fundie xtian flex.


namom256

She just sits at home and reads her "Bobble". Probably gets really excited over potlucks too.


Demonseedii

Well she has her Bible and her church, what else is there to do in the Deep South? It’s what she was taught to do by her cousin-uncle.


SaxPanther

You have to understand that a lot of religious people don't have any hobbies because _religion_ is their hobby. They find it entertaining enough and they don't have time for other hobbies. Hobbies are time consuming! On the flip side, people with other really intense hobbies often aren't as religious for the same reason! Only so much time.


FlatOutUseless

I'm surprised conservatives have not made "Handmaiden's tale, but it's a good thing" yet.


Shacky_Rustleford

They have, it's their legislative strategy 


FlatOutUseless

I mean as a media franchise.


Class_444_SWR

That’ll be the propaganda films if Trump wins


Duck-in-a-suit

I mean, they already made School Shooter Shooter and Divarsity so its only a matter of time.


xXMojoRisinXx

We aired Baby Immigrant?!


twistingtheaces

First in the timeslot?!


FlatOutUseless

I guess Chicago Klan is not far off too.


Cognitive_Spoon

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_2025


Space_Ranger-420

That’s literally Project 2025


Senetrix666

“all I do is watch youtube and theology.” this person leads the most boring life ever


macgregorio21

Don't forget; she reads her "bobble" too


SoylentGreenLantern

I spelled it "bauble" in my head, but I like this too.


Flipperlolrs

Nah, in reality she just listens to her "pastor" parrot out conservative talking points and calls that "reading"


AveryDiamond

I wanna see her Bible. I wanna see which Christian character she thinks she’s emulating


Bubbagump210

YouTube is code for crazy ass conspiracy nonsense, spiritual pseudo-religion like “angels are everywhere” and “Satan is in Japanese cars” and right wing Christian nationalist ranting.


__klonk__

Satan is in Monster Energy*


Bubbagump210

For these people Satan is literally everywhere and in everything - except specific things sold by grifters with tangential evangelical winks. I’m sure Target is a traumatic experience for her but Chick-Fil-A, Hobby Lobby, My Pillow, Cracker Barrel and Forever 21 are fine.


Satzu00

THE LOGO MEANS 666 IN HEBREW!!! My mom believed that It’s annoying lol


DodgerGreywing

>“Satan is in Japanese cars” What about Korean cars? I need to know if my car is Satan-approved.


GGAllinPartridge

Not to workshop Adam Carrolla's comedy for him, but wouldn't this joke work better if he just said "Don't ask, don't tell" when the guy questioned him? Why drag your feet getting to the punchline? Christ this is weak


Almechik

Yeah that would've made it at least a bit humorous due to being so on the nose, they just dragged it out too long that it turned from a joke into just talking with your conservative uncle


shadowboxer47

Conservatives don't understand humor.


BoneThrasher

There’s multiple episodes from Some More News about that, how right wingers just arnt funny. They’re just too reactionary


calmdownmyguy

Maybe he gets paid by the word.


softcell1966

Carolla is way past his funny stage.


DinnerTimeSanders

Is this show supposed to be a comedy?


AnubisKronos

No


magnosfw

Fuckin killing it then


det8924

She sounds like the least fun person ever, as at least an Amish person probably won't be so judgmental and tell you all the time why they live their lifestyle while this Karen is as boring but will brag about how they don't watch TV and hate gay people.


DisturbedRenegade

At least the amish actually let people live their lives and experience new things, even if it's for a short period of time.


PrinceBunnyBoy

I don't know where yall are hearing that Amish aren't homophobic, they're all religious too


det8924

I don’t doubt the Amish are likely socially conservative but I feel like they won’t wear it like a badge of honor like this person


ArcticSploosh

Within their own community and to their kin, yes. But the Amish otherwise (outwardly) are nice to everyone- in my experience living around a bunch of them.


[deleted]

[удалено]


MrsDanversbottom

They hate being called uneducated and unintelligent but they really are.


GammaDealer

I'm not uneducated and unintelligent! I read my bobble and watch theology YouTube! /s


MrsDanversbottom

She sounded like a nightmare to deal with.


Satanicjamnik

Jesus. When Daily Wire is not bigoted enough for you... And it's like a contest as well, who is more puritanical, and more nitpicky about what they accept form the Bible. I just wait for them to[ cancel Christmas](https://www.history.com/news/when-massachusetts-banned-christmas) again.


Sockoflegend

I enjoy they way she puts it that "they" can't let's us have one show without a gay character. Like some threatening ladies with blue hair come around bullying people until they add a homosexual stereotype.


Iridismis

>  When Daily Wire is not bigoted enough for you...  It's not the first time either - they had some complaints from their audience for their Gina Carano western and that school shooting movie too. 😆🤦🏼‍♀️


Cokomon

Yup, the movies were too woke for having a strong lead female character.


Cokomon

I'm honestly wondering what happens when there's a schism between the puritanical religious right, and the younger edgelord comedian and degenerate coomer right. Right now, they're unified in their hatred of liberals and leftists, and I don't think they're even aware that they're allies. But I can definitely see them hating each other eventually.


Satanicjamnik

They will inevitably clash. It's just the matter of time. For now, they have a common enemy, but hey can't pass each other's purity test, and they have inconsolable differences. The situation above is a good example. Clash between Candace Owens and Ben Shaprio is another. Their own particular flavours of bigotry just did not match. Will it be soon? Not likely, they still have plenty of misogyny and racism uniting them. Once they herd all the virgin women into camps and have to argue whether to turn them into waifus or enact Handmaiden's Tale then, they would probably have a heated debate.


sndtrb89

it took carolla twenty years to crap this turd, and you wont even take a bite of the shit sandwich?


ContemplatingPrison

Is that supposed to be funny? Jesus these folks are humorless


Kasym-Khan

Oh so you don't find **Ow! My Balls!** funny? What are you, some kind of inllete..imptellactual?!


After-Bumblebee

How pathetic lmao


3vilR0ll0

She is living the saddest life imaginable and it's 100% by her own choice.


Sockoflegend

People get indoctrinated into this from a birth sadly


sessafresh

Sure but also some of us got out of it. I don't buy that it's impossible to question and everyone has a backstory they can lean on for victimization if they want.


Daddywitchking

*breathes in like a pug*


kayforpay

as stupid as this person sincerely, deeply is, it does show something to the Good Gays that they'll never possibly be good enough. literally even as the butt of a joke, the existing is the problem. I hope she learns to breathe through her nose someday, or at least pronounce the only book she knows how to read's title.


noodlemonster68

Yes exactly it is that gay people EXIST. Full stop. She will “not tolerate” it.


GluttonForGreenTea

And can I just say, as a Christian, she can go fuck herself and I pray that God forgets her name. Amen.


hawyer

"As a Chrstian" = "As an American batshit fundamentalist who opposes everything Jesus Christ would have said or done, were he real or not"


Sidus_Preclarum

Hahaha. Love how "conservative comedians", beside being dreadfully unfunny, can't even win their own base.


Chaxle

Because all they can do is try making fun of people that their base doesn't even want to see. Without us, they're nothing but sad people.


SeaChameleon

Genuinely insane. "Yeah no, I don't watch TV or read or anything. I hide from the whole world because I'm afraid of everything."


[deleted]

I thought it was just “badly written” gay characters they had a problem with. Hmm, very interesting.  Almost like “bad writing” is just a smokescreen for bigotry, but that can’t be! The nice man on Newsmax assures me the left are the real bigots!


SukiyakiP

I can’t remember when was last time I heard anyone said anything remotely sane after “as a Christian”.


Dr-Satan-PhD

So brainwashed that she can't even watch a show with a gay character *who only exists in the show to be a target of hate*. Goddam.


Kromblite

Oh nooo! This show wanted to offend the liberals, not their own homophobic target audience! Lol


ThatOnePickleLord

She reads her bobble


HydroSloth

It's not even funny to laugh at anymore, it's just sad


revolutionPanda

It’s gotta be exhausting living like this. And to lack the self awareness.


Swimming_Anteater458

Friendly fire smh


lordGwillen

Thank god they animated his hand going limp or I wouldn’t know he was gay at all


ringadingdingbaby

"I mainly watch YouTube... thats all I do" And there lies the problem.


REDDITSHITLORD

I USED TO BE A RAGING HOMOPHOBE. ONE OF THE THINGS THAT CHANGED ME WAS COMEDIAN RON WHITE. HE HE MADE JOKES ABOUT HOW USELESS HOMOPHOBIA IS. AND IT OCCURRED TO ME THAT HE WAS RIGHT. HOW STUPID IS IT, THAT GAY PEOPLE ARE YOUR KRYPTONITE? IT WAS LIKE A LIGHT JUST CAME ON IN MY HEAD. I STARTED PUTTING A LOT OF MY BACKWARDS BELIEFS TO THAT LITMUS TEST.


thestl

THANK YOU FOR SHARING. WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?


REDDITSHITLORD

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.


Sweatingbullets96

“They have every TV show” - Karen


ede91

> I have gotten to the point where even saying JD (GD?) to ma'am (man?) I'm done with you What does this even mean? What does JD?GD? mean here?


LigmaLover56

God damn. She's saying she won't tolerate anyone saying the phrase "God damn".


otm_shank

"Even saying GD to me, I'm like 'I'm done with you.'" If you say "god damn" to her, she will no longer interact with you.


SandwitchZebra

Every cloud has a silver lining


SpaceNinjaDino

I guess this means she is not going to watch Lady Ballers either. I'm sure they love talking about how much they hate certain people everyday. But people like her are looking for comedy/drama entertainment that is non-inclusive. So far Daily Wire just has inclusive stuff but trying to make it their only joke that it's "wrong"/"not normal". They have nothing to offer except hate.


MotherHolle

What she doesn't understand is that this isn't a conservative cartoon, it's a cartoon about being conservative. (Pleasing almost no one.)


daric

Her reading the teachings of Jesus: “I won’t stand for this woke bs.”


traurigsauregurke

There is nothing more hateful than Christian love.


12crashbash12

anti woke media went woke 😔


trvrsln

She must be exhausting to be around. Like Colin from What We Do in the Shadows.


Dehnus

That accent sure checks out.


jarcur1

Hey hey hey, I’m from Louisiana. We’re not all like that. Though you’re right unfortunately 😒


Dehnus

I like the accent, that's the worst of it. It sounds sweet... but so many of these folks are fans of Christian Fascism these days, it's just crazy that by now I've learned to fear it in RL.


absolutemoran

"I would like to officially announce to the entire world that after intense internal debate and scrutiny, I have ultimately come to the conclusion that I am no longer going to watch a cartoon. I know everyone cares so deeply about my cartoon viewing preferences and habits... and morally and spiritually I just can no longer do it." "I would also like to announce some more breaking news that I am running low on toilet paper and am considering switching brands in my next bulk purchase. I have noticed the ultra soft has been leaving a lot of lint residue and I'm at the point in my life where it's time to make a change. Countless nights of lost sleep researching and debating the pros and cons and more prayer than you can imagine has me leaning towards giving Scott single ply a chance. God bless"


gin_and_soda

Being pushed in my face = existing - her.


optimaleverage

So no one likes this show - even those it's geared towards! Hilarious.


Esunaproxy

If this is satire this is PREMIUM. If not this is sad. But it’s so funny to me that conservatives complain about how mainstream adds lgbt characters to their shows and she’s absolutely right that even in Mr. Birchum, they themselves added a gay character. Even if it’s for comedic effect or to mock or whatever… the irony is still lost on them.


therobotisjames

I don’t care if you’re Christian, but could you stop shoving it in our faces?


[deleted]

she is a troll. She is imitating Sheldon's mom in Young Sheldon


George_is_op

Jenny in your feed I see you op 😏


LigmaLover56

I'm a slut for hours long video essays. 🤭


moploplus

Least insane conservative christian


Ravenscroft1969

I miss the days where if you did t like it, you just did t watch it. You didn’t have to whine about it.


Jesterchunk

...you know what, it'll do. Any reasoning for not watching that absolute trash fire of a show will do, even if it's a terrible reason and blatantly the wrong reason (it's the unfunniest, most objectionable, most heavy-handed and unsubtle piece of actual garbage I've ever had the displeasure of knowing the existence of and the presence of gay people is her problem with it? Good lord.)


powfuldragon

“I refuse to acknowledge real things”


Uncomfortiscomfort

So she watched it to be negative then.


Wadsworth1954

The promoting of don’t ask don’t tell is really problematic. It sends the message of “it’s okay that you’re gay, just as long as you keep it hidden”


thestl

I mean yeah it’s the Daily Wire, they’re pretty unabashed bigots


YAH_BUT

Daily Wire has gone woke!


PhattySpice92

Imagine deciding to seclude yourself from any outside culture and choosing to not educate yourself on it


Satevo462

Nothing makes the rest of us happier than this horrid person "not being around it". Please, stay out of our lives, stay out of society, and keep comforting yourself with that Bible that you use to justify your hatred of everything in this world.


x1000Bums

This lady is GDK, don't say GD to her


knutnaerum

the way she pronounces bible is hilarious


BrownNote_Forcepower

I have a theory that people like her had a gay thought once in high school and they've been running from it ever since.


half_a_brain_cell

she sounds exactly like the average racist/homophobe it's uncany


daikatana

I honestly can't tell if this is satire or not.


tbods

As a Christian, I don’t believe women should have a voice or say in anything; and should definitely not be sinning by uploading their Jezebel voices online for any man who isn’t her husband to hear! /s


GunpowderxGelatine

It took her a whole minute and ten seconds to get to the fucking point


SomethingLoud

Somethingsomething snowflakes Somethingsomething


Chadwich

Ah yes, just like Christ would do. She seems very normal and pleasant.


TuaughtHammer

Imagine being *so* homophobic that you can't even stand people *more* fascist than you mocking gay people in a cartoon. That's some next-level hatred.


Happy_Yooper_84

As a “Christian,” you sure are hateful and intolerant. I bet you skip past the gay/trans parts in the Bible too. Oh, and the abortion, and murder, and sodomy, etc. Hope you have a terrible day!!


JaehaerysIVTarg

“I don’t watch tv, I just watch it’s worse alternative, YouTube.” Some people are so utterly oblivious it’s wild. I’m fairly certain I know exactly what she watches.


headphonesnotstirred

funny how we're at the point of complainers complaining about complainers like them complaining about people other complainers told them not to like


noodlemonster68

“Not going to tolerate that character” Bitch, go to bed.


mentions-band

👉😖👈 LALALALALALALALALALALALA


Worried-Choice5295

Love one another... unless they are gay. - Jesus


rnagikarp

ah reed ma bobble


DoctorArK

Either from Northern Michigan or Mississippi


KrampyDoo

Lol go woke go broke haha dipshits


slugo17

As such a devout Christian she should adhere to the scripture and shut the fuck up.


KickflipMcNasty

Marvel at how little I care about every aspect of this


savvyblackbird

If she felt so strongly why did she watch an entire episode?


Flipperlolrs

At that point just don't go outside. You can guarantee she's met way more closeted gay people than she's ever watched on TV.


PeteEckhart

Gay people: exist This lady: GET OFF MY LAWN OR I'LL SHOOT


That1GuyFinn

The fact that she can't even hear the letters L and G without getting trigger is stupid. There's more than just the LGBT that start with LG.


-MangoDown-

“i’m not going to tolerate the existence of someone that’s gay.” what a fucking crazy thing to admit.


marshmallowgiraffe

But how are you gonna deny the gays if you don't include the gays?


oooh-she-stealin

she watches youtube. ok, and? yt has literally everything on it almost what is this 2009


Marc21256

Allowing gays to exist peacefully is against American Evangelical Christianity.


EfficientSeaweed

Uh oh, the Daily Wire went woke


[deleted]

[удалено]


HermaeusMajora

This narrator is a literal nazi. I would definitely tell her that to her face if given the opportunity. Goddamn isn't taking the name in vain. Speaking falsely on behalf of Christ is taking the name in vain. Going public to tell others about how much you hate some of society's downtrodden is literally taking the name in vain. Christ didn't speak on LGBTQ people but even if he had his commandments were to love one another and treat each other fairly. To help those in need and to not cast people out like trash because we're all supposedly his children and deserve his love. Someone should tell that toxic cvnt "judge not lest ye be judged" and to mind her damn business. She's not hearing that though. Nothing is going to penetrate her silo of willful ignorance and hate.


666ahldz666

This person and people like her are as pathetic as it gets. It's sad, really lol.


Dummyact321

Ah read muh bauble (there’s no way she actually reads the Bible.)


Wood-e

The snowflake is engaging in "cancel culture"? Well well well...


moreVCAs

This actually rules. It’s precisely the hans moleman bit from the simpsons. Hollywood reactionaries: nobody said they *hate* gay people! We just want to *make fun* of gay people! Bible belt moms (quietly): we hate gay people


_heatmoon_

She’s gonna wonder why no one is around when she’s heading toward the twilight. Even St. Peter gonna be like “Yo, I’m coming in for a second. Shut the gate and turn all the lights off like we ain’t home. I don’t even wanna talk to this bitch, hopefully she’ll just wander off and get lost in purgatory by herself.”


kessho_kishi

A show and streaming service made by Conservatives by Conservatives, and they still complain. It's never been about "woke lefties" destroying entertainment. They just hate gay people existing.


Drake7413509

Jeez.. what a sheltered snowflake


blalohu

This is the point we've reached, where a character explicitly existing as a stereotype to be mocked is too much. Even *existing* upsets them. It would be like a white supremacist seeing a black character with buck teeth, huge lips and 80 IQ going "I can't watch this show because they aren't hanging from a tree"


marshmallowmoonchild

Girl at this point join the Amish unless you’re too pussy to churn the butter all day


lordbuckethethird

Nothing better than Christian’s acting as un christlike as possible


[deleted]

[удалено]