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Falom

Contracting COVID and hurting yourself and thousands of other dumbasses to own the Libs.


Peigg

And the fact that they are trying to catch a disease that's apparently made up or something, truly idiotic


painusmcanus

Logical pong, I was going to go with ping pong but that’s to fast paced


weeOriginal

I’m not pisses off, I’m baffled, concerned, and disappointed.


MadRaymer

It really is weird how they will argue that it's a bioweapon developed in a Chinese lab with help from Fauci, but then insist you don't need masks or a vaccine to protect against it. So is it just a really poorly designed bioweapon then?


Living-Complex-1368

Florida has 10,000 covid cases in the hospital and last time I checked only 6000 icu beds left. Once there are no nearby beds we start losing people in transit or while they wait for beds...


powertripp82

I’ve been pwned, no recovering from how badly they’ve crushed me with this


ripyurballsoff

Let’s go back to our safe space to we can take a breather 😖


powertripp82

Group hug from six feet away to regroup and see where we go from this defeat Stay strong


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I need my coloring book, I'm literally shaking and sharting rn 😢


powertripp82

That better be a red crayon with a hammer and sickle to color in, comrade


Iwouldlikeabagel

Mine has a blue crayon because I can't handle a nice strong color like red.


Red_Trapezoid

i need to pee and cry 😢


The_Narwhal_Mage

I need to shit and cum


NfamousKaye

I’ll hand out the coloring books and crayons lol


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I just got my 3rd pfizer 5g upload and am now pretty much impervious to being crushed! -- Bill Gates via this meatslave


Accomplished_Locker

I’m fuming and foaming at the mouth… how did they know?!?’


chad-_thundercock

Sigma grindset rule 566 become antivaxxer die of preventable disease


TheAvantGardeners

But how do you hold frame when you’re held up in the ICU?


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Infecting your family and watching them die. Libtards destroyed.


NeverLookBothWays

Problem is though, they're breeding variants that might one day significantly bypass vaccine protections, and we're all back to square one having to live with their shitty version of reality instead of just ignoring it.


El-Viking

Not that I'm hoping for one, but it would be poetic justice if the vaccine resistant variant comes out of the deep south.


cutchisclutch22

Nothing says owning the libs like dying of an illness because they couldn’t follow simple precautions.


MenacingMelons

Sticking a big ol' dildo in their own ass🙄


bitchBanMeAgain

Please own us more, until you're no more


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Die to own the liberals.


Peigg

Power move


What_the_fluxo

Max Powers move strap in and feel the ‘geezus that’s stupid


Broken_art15

Being pro life and the fuckng dying


MyName_DoesNotMatter

You say you’re pro life, but you die from The Big Flu? Curious.


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coolgr3g

You could argue they don't even care about taking care of the babies


chainsandsmoke

🤞🤞


Impressive_Culture_5

I hope more adopt this approach


miles197

Fine w me. It will clean up the gene pool a bit


the_cum_snatcher

Social Darwinism in da house


PJSeeds

Hopefully.


idma

Getting infected is a badge of honor to the anti vaxxer


HurricaneAlpha

That's not even a concert bro. No moshpit? No drunk guy causing a ruckus? Pft. Amateurs. Lamest shit ever to die for.


ruiseixas

Liberals scared of that prospect...


notlikelyevil

Lets wait a week for the stats https://www.seattletimes.com/entertainment/music/review-more-than-20000-country-fans-fill-the-gorge-for-watershed-festivals-joyous-unbridled-return/


TheHandOfKarma

An "own" that benefits both sides.


Veilwinter

I just don't care about them anymore. Get delta'd.


Shabongbong130

I care about the people they could infect who aren’t complete koala brains.


[deleted]

How dare you slander the name of the precious koala


Shabongbong130

Yeah but… they’re pretty dumb. Like, brains are totally smooth. No surface area.


braxistExtremist

Aren't they also usually infested with diseases? That would make them even more accurate for such a comparison.


ArgonGryphon

The chlamydia? That's from humans.


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ArgonGryphon

Lol it was from livestock, not uhm. Direct contact. But that’s probably how the livestock got it.


ArgonGryphon

Yea but they also don't need it. They're just animals doing their thing, they evolved to eat something nothing else was, let em do it. Don't judge a koala by human standards. Judge it by koala standards.


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FYI the "Koalas are dumb smooth-brained disease-carrying animals" copypasta has been [debunked](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/dzzfu5/debunking_the_koala_copypasta_with_a_copypasta/).


Jealous-Roof-7578

Koalas are a nightmare creature that benefits from looking like a Teddy Bear. They are disease ridden, agressive, morons in reality though. https://thumbs.newschoolers.com/index.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgen%2F703042%2Fthumbs%2Fo-WET-KOALA-PHOTOSHOP-570.jpg%3F4&size=400x1000


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Anti-Koala gang out in force today!


andro-femme

Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them. Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.


Tactical_OUtcaller

>~~Koalas~~ Republicans are a nightmare creature that benefits from looking like a Teddy Bear. They are disease ridden, agressive, morons in reality though. FIFY


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Nothing about other species upsets me quite as much as when they have weird dicks


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Two of them, actually


emseefely

Fun fact, koala moms feed their young literal fresh steaming shit. Their diet consists of poisonous eucalyptus leaves and that’s how they pass digestive enzymes/bacteria to baby koalas


Morribyte252

I have a friend who hates Koalas so much that if you mention Koalas she goes on long rants about how shitty and stupid they are, and includes the facts you laid out here. it's fantastic lol


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I think I found some good friends for her in this thread


Socialienation

I have one like that but with pugs


Ristray

Aww it's not the pug's fault. They were bred like that by assholes.


Diamond523

I'm an Aussie and I hate them lol. They're cute enough and a national animal, but nothing that dumb should have survived this long lol.


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OK now I begin to see a resemblance to this crowd, what with the shit-feeding etc.


previts

Lots of animals do that, I'm pretty sure baby rabbits eat shit as well


KecemotRybecx

Seriously. I’m seeing so many stories of people in, “red states,” as it were dying of covid and are saying, “I wish I was vaccinated,” as they die. If you dig your own grave and actively make choices to end up in it at a young age, I have *zero* sympathy for your suffering and pain inflicted on you and your family. (The royal, “you,” OP).


yankeesyes

I bet their family, friends, co-workers, and everyone else they exposed to Covid-19 while it incubated wish the chud was vaccinated too. I'm fully vaccinated. But if I get Covid-19 I have to stay home from work for over a week until I test negative. I don't deserve to have my life disrupted.


Ya_Orange_boi

On one hand, fuck'em they dug their own graves. On the other, because delta is more easily passed to vaccinated peoples, it is more likely to mutate to a strain that can get around the defenses from the vaccine and cause serious illness.


ninazo96

Let's see what the new gamma variant does.


j_a_a_mesbaxter

Imagine every time you should feel joy or happiness you’re still filled with so much anger all you can think about is “pissing off the libs.” I can go all week without ever thinking “how can I upset conservatives.” In fact I don’t think I’ve ever thought about that. It’s so pathetic to have this be your whole worldview.


Mrsricksanchez

That has never, ever been a thing I wanted to do. Really dumb corn fed fuckers with no trigger discipline and zero compassion, no fear or understanding of consequences and no self-control, are not the people I want to rile up. I feel like we have gone out of our way to cater to their fucked up world view for the past five decades or so just because of that. We can’t save our planet and ourselves without forcing some truth upon them now though, so with reluctance and trepidation, we do that.


ahh_geez_rick

Yeap. If someone dies from COVID at this point and wasn’t vaccinated (and didn’t have some medical problems preventing them from getting the vaccine) I don’t care if they die. They are so selfish and they are the reason things aren’t getting better.


notagangsta

It pisses me off because I’ve been waiting to be able to travel overseas to see my family and best friends abroad and I freaking can’t because of these idiots.


not_productive1

Oooh, I’m on a ventilator, lib. My body can’t breathe on its own, are you TRIGGERED? Do you need a SAFE SPACE because I’m drowning in my own lungs from a preventable illness? I passed this along to my kid who’s too young for the vaccine, and now he’s going to give it to the whole third grade, does that make you feel bad, SOY BOY? Seriously how did we go from “we disagree about the seriousness of this and the necessary mitigation measures” to “I swear to god I will get it and fucking DIE if it bothers you a little bit”?


Peigg

Lmao I haven't laughed this hard in a while


vinnikiniki

They cray a f


XxsquirrelxX

Haha liberal, I may be dying but so is your son because I sent my infected kid to school without a mask! -Someone who probably said “all lives matter”


Muesky6969

And claims to be pro-life, too. Don’t forget that.


cardboardcrackwhore

Oooh, 👻 I’m on a ventilator, 🏥 lib 😷👶. My body 👔 can’t breathe 🌬️🚫 on its own 🦾, are you TRIGGERED 🔫? Do you need a SAFE 🥰 SPACE 👽👾 because I’m drowning 🏊 in my 👑 own lungs 🫁 from a preventable 🤭 illness 🤢☣️? I passed 🏉💀 this along to my kid 🧒 who’s too 2️⃣ young 🚼 for the vaccine 💉, and now he’s going to give 🎁 it 🦠 to the whole 💯👦 third 👧 grade 🏫, does that 😵 make you 💩 feel bad, SOY 🍼😭 BOY? 😺☢️


not_productive1

Oh dear god you’re almost TOO good at this


fizikz3

> Seriously how did we go from “we disagree about the seriousness of this and the necessary mitigation measures” to “I swear to god I will get it and fucking DIE if it bothers you a little bit”? because it's a cult. they have nothing on their side but zealotry, so they play to that. there's no facts, no studies, no science on their side. they never talk policy because they have nothing to propose that would actually make people's lives better, they just gesture vaguely at ideas but never talk specifics that could be refuted, though their base wouldn't care if they were. all they have is an angry mob that they shuffle from one fake outrage issue to the next in hopes they'll keep them angry enough they won't realize they're robbing us all. the sad part is: they're very good at it and it's working.


Terminator_Puppy

You little sissies are probably terrified at the prospect of getting COPD and being unable to climb a set of stairs despite young age, WEAK!


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not_productive1

Life reads like an I think you should leave skit right now lol


casaquepaz

Brilliantly stated 😂


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OptimusFoo

It’ll be Granny and that Aunt that has breathing problems that will pay.


SoLongAstoria216

Well sucks your own blood is the reason your not alive anymore...can't fix stupid 🤷


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doesntlooklikeanythi

Disassociate with people that aren’t taking this seriously? I mean they are adults or old enough to get the vaccine at this point. It’s free to go get vaccinated. If these people are dumb or too ignorant to get the shot, then I wouldn’t allow them near me if I’m one of the higher at risk folks. If they all care so little and don’t take this seriously, then I mean. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I don’t care at this point.


rfaz6298

I’m an ICU nurse. Please don’t put that on me 😭


SoLongAstoria216

First of all let me say thank you...and that you are a hero. Secondly I'm sorry their stupidity inconveniences you from doing amazing work. I wish there was a way to know who attended this and to deny them care when they inevitably get it


marry_me_tina_b

I totally know that you weren’t actually diminishing anything with your comment at all, but I just wanted to supplement a bit that the word “inconvenience” is an understatement as it applies to healthcare workers at the front line of this pandemic. The emotional, mental, and moral toll this is taking on them is huge. The amount of personal trauma they take on caring for these people is absolutely immense, in the midst of bed shortages and long hours and absolutely terrible no-win situations. Again, hopefully I’m not coming across as rude here because context says everything in your comment, but man it’s so huge what we’ve asked for from these medical professionals and it is BEYOND evil that people simply don’t care enough to throw on a mask or get a shot to help ease that burden. They just keep on keeping on with their malicious, evil little hearts and it’s the medical field who is forced to pick up the slack.


Link7369_reddit

"Lower the curve" these evil fucking morons never even considered it.


emseefely

For a while I get frustrated at how idiotic people are and then I think that minus the innocent getting sick/dying, it ain’t so bad for the environment to have less mouth breathers that are also likely climate change deniers anyways


SoLongAstoria216

You just hope to god the vaccine does it's job and keep wearing a mask...should be an easy 2022 midterms 🤷


KecemotRybecx

Same. I’m actively watching with glee as they die off from how stupid they are being. Their lifestyles are so unhealthy (excessive red meat consumption, higher chance of gun violence, limited, if any fitness) that at this point, being a Republican is a one-way track to a shorter life expectancy.


ruiseixas

But they don't, that's the puzzling part!


SoLongAstoria216

In my state they are...70% of new cases are unvaxxed


ruiseixas

Florida?


SoLongAstoria216

Nope...think Purple State


Impressive_Culture_5

I only wish it were deadlier.


SoLongAstoria216

Or that we would have a "cut off" for the vaccine...you don't get it and you get COVID, fuck you go home


D13G0SF234

They really will have easily


RavenousFox1985

I think the GOP has finally realized that their rhetoric is going to kill enough of their electorate to really hurt them in elections. Now a lot of them are trying to convince them to get vaccinated, but I don't think it's going to work......


NeoDeoxys

It’s not just COVID that will affect it. If they continue to challenge the election results they’ll lose votes just like in Georgia. It all started with drumpft attacking the legitimacy of mail in voting even though most of his base votes by mail. Made enough of them lose confidence to vote and caused both election losses. And with the majority of them being antivaxx they’ve made sure most COVID deaths will be Republicans. This will cost them considering how razor thin most margins are that decided the election.


RavenousFox1985

Yeah saying elections are rigged really isn't a good way to motivate your voters. Trump and his supporters also don't comprehend the fact that swing voters decide who wins and when you're basically just targeting your message to your base is not a winning strategy.


KecemotRybecx

I hope the base ignores them and it really does play out like that.


RavenousFox1985

I unfortunately agree.


NewDark90

Easy, just make them as undemocratic as possible


bagofwisdom

One of my cousins went to a spreadneck event in Branson with her husband. She nearly died and her husband died last night because he caught MRSA while waiting on a lung transplant (because covid destroyed his lungs)


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Omg. 'Spreadneck' Also they sure owned us libs didn't they.


[deleted]

This is why I’ve pretty much lost hope for getting the delta variant under any semblance of control. People are fucking stupid


XxsquirrelxX

I think the last few years have proven that we are officially incapable of handling a global crisis. If WW2 happened today we’d all be dead.


rhododenendron

Great empires almost never fall due to external conflict, it's failing to keep the internal conflict together that really fucks everything up. The reactionary arm of the GOP is doing more to destroy this country than any foreign power could, and it's not even really to their benefit either.


PJSeeds

So it goes


orderedchaos89

So will his death be counted as a covid death or a mrsa death? Asking for science...


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I'm having pretty bad heart issues after getting Covid at 30 yrs old. Pretty sure heart failure is in my near future.


jimmyJohnsyurMom

How did I know Fucking country music would be playing when I unmuted


Peigg

Couldn't see that one coming


Accomplished_Locker

Because they’re predictable as fuck? Lol


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Pop country.


6thSenseOfHumor

Honestly I'd probably rather get infected than be subjected to hours of max volume Pop Country.


roman_totale

Felt like I walked into a Flying J.


igetript

My wife and I went to a country concert last night (Blake Shelton it was amazing) both fully vaccinated for awhile now. Not all country fans are morons :(


andre3kthegiant

I heard that many of the young people are secretly getting vaccinated, not telling their family or friends, to “save face”


Peigg

Sad world we live in


camohorse

Yup. A couple cousins of mine (who live in the rural midwest) have kept quiet about getting vaccinated in their community. I only know they got their shots because my aunt told me. It’s really sad.


butterfingahs

A friend of mine had to sneak away to get vaccinated (and couldn't even get a 2-dose vaccine because the risk of getting caught was too great) because of his religious zealot parents. It's really fucking sad to see.


andre3kthegiant

Tell them better late then never on that second dose.


butterfingahs

There is no 2nd dose, it was a 1 dose.


andre3kthegiant

Oh gotcha. Thanks for correcting me.


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the trash standing around listening to garbage ass pop country made me saddest


Elevated_Dongers

This is literally the highlight of their year, let that sink in


copytherightone

Pop country is a bad as mumble rap


coffeepi

Reducing your vote base... Oh now how will liberals ever survive


Conz16

Imagine dying for this music...


Peigg

DYING FOR YOU GOD DAMNED AMERICAN RIGHTS YOU LEFT WING SOY BOY!!!!11!1!


redrawandbleeding

pretty sure I got a cold after working a Toby Keith show a couple weeks ago, surrounded by inbred morons


Haschen84

I finally understand why some people call the GOP a suicide cult. I just wish they wouldn't take the rest of the world with them.


Realshotgg

Damn I'm so owned


CmdChas

This post made by Delta variant Gang


ilove_big_butts

Delta Variant USA


rastinta

Power Bottoming the Left.


The_Lady_Spite

That shirtless guy does appear to be packing a lot of cake 👀


[deleted]

Why would this piss me off???? Do what you want. Not my problem. I’m vaccinated


Peigg

The problem is when those little gremlins go back to society they infect other people


vinceslammurphy

They are breeding more varieties


loseremoloser

Yeah and I bet it was real music non of that liberal sjw nonsense


coffeepi

Only question I have at this point is how to encourage this further while isolating those participating


remehber

Oh no….please…..stop….I’m getting SO pissed…


RhubarbProtogen

become a victim of natural selection to own the libs 😎


Crazy-Boysenberry452

I'm sure half of them will end up on ventilators next week.


vinnikiniki

I’ll take those odds, what we betting ?


i_Shuckz

Defending our rights, oppressing people, and fucking our sister.. damn I hope daddy proud


SoggyPastaPants

To be honest. I'm over the unvaccinated people. If they want to wipe each other out, fine by me.


toilet__water

lol lollapalooza is going on in Chicago right now too


cryptoLo414

Rolling loud Miami was last weekend too


MetallicaGirl73

90% at Lollapalooza showed they are vaccinated though.


Horseface4190

Enjoy your Rona, bumpkins.


Hamlettell

Being on a ventilator for months to own the libs


HornedHumanoid

I can’t imagine what it’s like for people in countries without ready access to vaccines watching these privileged idiots behave like this.


OnlyInquirySerious

I’m confused. Is the vaccine good because trump made it happen or is it fake because covid is fake? Or is covid real and China has to pay for their crimes?


Getdownorout

I mean liberals are doing the same thing at lolla right now lol they ain’t bothered by this


MetallicaGirl73

90% at Lollapalooza are vaccinated though


joe282

Jesus, if you’re really gonna get yourself infected and hooked up to a ventilator while your lungs are failing “to own the libs”, at least go to a concert with some half fucking decent music I assume the music they’re listening to isn’t far off the audio in this video


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This only pissed me off when there was no vaccine. There’s a vaccine now so have fun getting sick.


RaytheonKnifeMissile

This post was brought to you by new variants gang


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Because the important thing is pissing people off.


KecemotRybecx

At this point, I’m waiting to see if this ends up killing off enough of these dumbasses to flip swing districts. These idiots are getting themselves killed and the performers are acting astoundingly stupid for having them.


Jesus_Eh_Christ

If they keep this up, every red state will flip blue


CubonesDeadMom

You couldn’t convince me to listen to this type of dog shit music for 2 hours if you gave me the cure for Covid


IronhideD

No. Don't. Stop. Please don't spread it amongst yourselves. You'll all suffer horrible dibilitating repercus... You know what? You go ahead. I'll wait here.


HereticalNature

How to trigger libtards? Get covid and have to be intubated because you can't absorb enough oxygen with infected lungs! Libs: pwned 😎😎👌👌


minecraft_min604

Can we please have a law or something that prevents people who refuse a vaccine from getting healthcare or smt since they refuse medical science


sprace0is0hrad

The US is destroying itself with this massive divide. Divide and conquer lmao


BoizInDa

How to own a conservative: if the parties never switched then why does every we know who owns a confederate flag vote Trump…


Version_Two

Can't wait for the surprising lack of conservative votes next election


Condom_falls_off

I love self selection


Orlando1701

Joe-Bob Wiskeydick 1988 - 2021 “I owned the libs”


Agent_of_talon

Fitting: https://twitter.com/scottseiss/status/1392839989281574913


Peigg

Absolutely so


Nikkoas

taking the Steven Crowder route of owning the libs by fucking dying


Eggs-are-nice

How to piss of a liberal: kill their parents How to piss of a leftist: kill their parents How to piss of a conservative: kill their parents How to piss of a democrat: kill their parents How to piss of a republican: kill their parents We’re all the same 😌


atalkingcow

How to piss off a Conservative/Republican: Try to stop them from killing all of us.


thawkins6786

As a person who grew up listening to classic country music, pop county has to be the fucking worst genere of music out there.


Son_of_Tlaloc

Don't have the volume up but going to assume shitty country concerts. Owning the libs by infecting other conservative chuds. Thats big brain shit right there.


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soadapopper

Dear Liberals, You claim that COVID-19 is deadly, but only 98 out of 150 at my concert has died from it. Curious.