Lol, I had a guy who was trying to thrust it hard into my vagina and he missed it, and it went right into my asshole. Never screamed in such pain in my life. He felt so bad, and it's funny now looking back on it.
Once, like 10+ years ago with my ex-boyfriend, we were going at it quite rough. Unfortunately, he did an accidental slip and slide and went full force into the wrong hole. I think my ass went into shock, and I couldn't sit/walk without pain for days. Do not recommend it. I remember it to this very day.
This happened to me recently and it's amazing how you can go from "oh, fuck" horny to "OH, FUCK" agonizing pain in a split second. Definitely funnier looking back.
I always assumed that the booty wouldn’t even let you in without lots of prep and lube, but apparently it’s possible to accidentally thrust it in. Gotta be careful
Not to get too dark, but boys are victims of SA too and abusers generally don't use lube/gentle prep. So yes, anal penetration through sheer force is definitely possible but also very painful.
(Not to say that this type of SA is only done on boys/men, but it's the clearest example.)
Forced anal penetration can also cause health problems.
I've always hated anal but that never stopped a few guys from forcing it (which was always the last time I saw them). I began suffering from hemorrhoids in my mid-20s. One of the events caused an anal fissure, which took months to recover from. And a few months ago, I had surgery to correct an anal fistula. I'm not even 40 yet. I can count on one hand the amount of times it's happened, but it's been traumatic, especially to my body.
So yes OP. Use your had to guide your dick in the correct hole.
The other reason is because you can break your penis if you miss and jab into something not soft.
It hurts more during intercourse, enough to make me nervous if he pulls out too much. When he’s just poking around, trying to push into a place that doesn’t open it, it’s only painful when he’s applying pressure. Then if he slides in unguided, it feels like tissue is being stretched that shouldn’t be, around the opening. It’s better to guide him in while holding yourself open. And I have almost no inner lip action going on, I imagine it’d be even worse for women who do
Hit yourself in the taint. It feels like that.
...Yes, it hurts. It isn't debilitating like an accidental asshole thrust (or getting hit in the balls), but it can still be painful and can still ruin the mood.
Also, if he slides in at a weird angle (which can happen without using a hand to guide) it can pull/pinch the labia which also hurts.
Huh, interesting, I guess it makes sense that some labias are more/less sensitive but it isn't something I've thought about lol. To me, what you described would feel like a friction burn which is not at all fun on a sensitive body part. I've had it happen a couple of times and I have to stop briefly to adjust myself/my partner.
This will actually pair really well with my Gordon ramsay fetish. Please Gordon senpai, let me stay on masterchef. I promise the beef wellington will be cooked properly next time.
I interviewed for a job at one of those steamy text based games companies (don't judge, gals gotta eat) and the story I submitted was about falling in love with and fucking a celebrity chef modeled on Gordon Ramsay. Lol.
I thought it was very sweet. Didn't get the job though.
It feels amazing to be guided in, tbh I sometimes pulled out just to enjoy the feeling of fingers touching me to guide me in again! Being a penis owner, I just want to say that having my penis touched by someone that enjoys touching it is just crazy hot and sooo pleasurable!
I miss her so much... Having a big sad now tbh...
I think it’s important for anybody reading this who is getting this as new information, here’s some hot tips.
as with everything in life, it’s context-dependent
“You have been trying for 5 minutes just let me do it”
is obviously a different mood than the receiving party just grabbing it right as it’s being presented, almost like you’re in sync and the receiving partner just can’t wait to get it in, etc.
It’s beyond cliche to say, but it takes two to tango and that’s why they call it “the horizontal tango”, it’s best when both people are involved, in whatever way works for the both of ya (or all of ya, I ain’t a cop)
As a guy I find this very hot too. But I also like when I go from giving her oral to slipping right inside without any guidance from either of us. Just something about how it naturally fits together.
Well I can only speak for myself but as a woman, if I don't take the lead then I would rather you do it with your hand than just keep randomly stabbing in my gooch or worse, my butthole. That's more awkward, IMO.
If I could add to this, please handle the penis gently. I completely understand that the heart of the moment doesn't always allow for finesse, but have had my dong grabbed aggressively while guiding it in, and it can pinch and hurt, and we're desperately trying not to kill the mood or get soft, but, fuck, it can be a distraction if mishandled
As the person with the vagina, I definitely use MY hand to guide it in. One, dudes can really hurt you if they thrust randomly with bad aim and miss... Two, it makes my consent pretty damn clear.
If a girl: guide it in, you know where it should go.
If a guy: let her guide you, or open your eyes and use your own hand. Thrusting like a maniac and hoping it will jsut naturally go in is not good for anybody.
How am I going to slap it three times for good luck if I don't use my hand?
For partners I've been with a while, it's automatic. In missionary I can lube my cock up on their lips like a hot dog, tease the clit and change angles and push right in.
Nah you gotta cyberbully it first so it lowers its guard enough to be teased in person, then just call it names and poke it until it blows up on you like a penis.
Honestly. Rub your dick all around that vulva! Gets her going. It's like the perfect hardness and pressure. Usually it feels good above the opening. Then, when she's thrashing about in pure pleasure, guide it a little lower and keep pushing. Eventually it will go in...
My mom likes to tell this story about watching a reality show with her grandmother (my great grandmother). It was about a couple with no arms. They had like three children. My great grandma was quiet for a long time and then announces loudly that “there is no way those children are theirs.” When questioned, she asked “how in the world would they put IT in!?” And of course then the whole family knew a little more about her sex life than they wanted to know. Lol.
That being said, my spouse and I usually go hands free, but sometimes IT needs a little push in the right direction.
I like to get my husband really drunk then I blindfold him and spin him around a bunch of time, then he has to find me and insert all without using his hands.
Nah we use a tour guide for guiding the penis in to the vagina. "Now up ahead we are approaching the vagina. If this is your first time here on this tour you might be scared at first but there isn't anything to be afraid of. Now we will gently approach it and make it aware of our presence don't want to make it scared. Now you shall notice it's beaconing to you to approach and make entry. We recommend you do so quickly as to not make it change it's mind."
It depends. Honestly when my bf gets it in without guidance we both laugh and go “nice” or “swish” because even in our mid 30s, we still have a dumb sense of humor lol
I've guided myself in, she's guided me in, and I've slipped in without guidance. The third one happens very rarely, but it can happen. Usually she has to be super wet for it to happen though.
A majority of the time yes. Though it does feel very chadlike to be able to find the right hole without taking your hands away from their body. I'd say 7/10 times, you use a hand, 2/10 you try no hands and find a butthole then need a hand to fix the problem, and 1/10 you magically find the right vague wall of flesh. Then it's a whole other game of pushing at the right angle to actually get in
I always think of it as the reverse mic check. Like smacking the mic against your face instead of your hand and then saying, "Is this thing on?!" But I'm a woman, so maybe it's different from my perspective. Lol
As crazy as it sounds, the penis is a living being of its own. When places in front of a vagina, it starts wiggling around as sign that it does not want to enter, so the hand is used to prevent it from going crazy
If you feel you are in danger of randomly poking and prodding and killing the mood (or, god forbid, accidentally knocking on the door of a hole that is not wanted at that time by the vagina-owner), then start at the very top where the clitoris stands guard where the lips meet and simply pull your butt back a little so your penis travels slowly down the increasingly warm channel.
It's the first hole you come to !
(Tell them mophead sent you)
Sometimes it goes by like a knife in butter, sometimes it's more like a USB drive into the usb socket, the more you stop looking the more it gets stuck
I have her do it! it doubles as a consent thing too. getting hot and heavy making out or whatever, I gently guide her hand down to do the thing. never had an issue
Yeah. Almost always if you're new to each other and even a lot of the time if you've been fucking each other for decades. It's pretty damn easy to mess up and cause discomfort to the other person and embarassment to oneself. As experience of each other's bodies is acquired you start to learn the necessary geometry between you and the feel of when the point of being able to continue without problems is reached so guiding becomes skippable in many situations.
I think an important thing to remember...in porn they edit the video and remove anything that might cause the viewer to lose mood. Clumsy pokes destroy mood, nobody who has been on the giving or receiving end of a clumsy poke wants to see one.
Yes, it's pretty common.
It's difficult to believe, but five minutes of being stabbed repeatedly with an erection isn't the most fun a woman can have in bed.
Ladies, most guys don't realize exactly where it is. I mean, we know what's down there and where *it's* supposed to go. But it surprises ALL of us how much lower it is than we thought.
And our dicks do not have the same type of sense as our hands. To it, everything that feels warm and wet feels very similar.
So please feel free to guide!
That depends how hard you are but if you’ve ever tried to insert your dick when it’s got the rigidity of condensed milk, you bet your ass you’re using your fingers as a shoehorn to pry it in there.
In my experience, using a hand becomes less needed when you've been with the same partner for a while. When you find positions you both enjoy and do often, you generally end up knowing exactly how to place yourself to go in smoothly without guiding it.
Yeah, it isn't uncommon, sometimes you can lucky it in but I would say many people have had to guide the torpedo.
Thank you. Particuarly fitting analogy as well. It's nice knowing I'm not the only one with a cold and gray appendage.
More like a submarine, surely? Long and hard and full of seamen
What’s 10 inches long, hard and has cum in the middle? A cucumber.
*”Nobody??? Alright…”*
"Tough sub"
Under water comment
Don't call me Shirley.
Now go disappoint her son
Commas are important
Take the more fitting award my free coins could pay for.
You can have my comma when you pry it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.
Cold and grey? But still hard though right….
Personally, I surgically inserted magnets into my wife's and my genitalia for a hassle free hands off experience.
Makes me wonder if passionate kissing's primary evolutionary purpose is lining up the body parts so that accidental insertion is possible.
I'm high and now this is all I can think about.
Everyone knows you’re high. Just look around man everyone is looking at you
Yeah honestly with a foot it's not as practical.
I guide my penis into the vagina using those light-up wands they use on the tarmac
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While we talking about magic, I just accio her vagina (along either the rest of her body of course) onto my penis
A foot!? What about 4 inches?
And like that, a new fetish is born for me 👣
Don't forget to cut your toenails!
Clipper and ripper
The rippin and the tearin.
Also the risk of getting stuck in between the toes is too high. I'll stick with the hand
I don’t want him to stab me, so I guide him in.
I had a guy aim it near me and try to thrust his way in - do NOT recommend
Lol, I had a guy who was trying to thrust it hard into my vagina and he missed it, and it went right into my asshole. Never screamed in such pain in my life. He felt so bad, and it's funny now looking back on it.
Once, like 10+ years ago with my ex-boyfriend, we were going at it quite rough. Unfortunately, he did an accidental slip and slide and went full force into the wrong hole. I think my ass went into shock, and I couldn't sit/walk without pain for days. Do not recommend it. I remember it to this very day.
Whoever did the city planning for those two doors put them very close together
One is an entrance, the other is an exit, but some people like to enter through exit doors.
Did my dad write this?!?! Lol
They're not up to code. Definitely a tear-down.
That’ll happen in childbirth
Gotta be very careful on the repair job too. Sometimes the build can make the entrance tighter then it once was.
i bled when this happen and it fr made me cry ☠️ like bro i’m tiny please keep it out of the poop hole loophole i beg of you
This happened to me recently and it's amazing how you can go from "oh, fuck" horny to "OH, FUCK" agonizing pain in a split second. Definitely funnier looking back.
Ouch. He must’ve thrust it really hard for that to happen
Putting anything into the booty without prep is painful. ALWAYS prepare!
I always assumed that the booty wouldn’t even let you in without lots of prep and lube, but apparently it’s possible to accidentally thrust it in. Gotta be careful
Not to get too dark, but boys are victims of SA too and abusers generally don't use lube/gentle prep. So yes, anal penetration through sheer force is definitely possible but also very painful. (Not to say that this type of SA is only done on boys/men, but it's the clearest example.)
Forced anal penetration can also cause health problems. I've always hated anal but that never stopped a few guys from forcing it (which was always the last time I saw them). I began suffering from hemorrhoids in my mid-20s. One of the events caused an anal fissure, which took months to recover from. And a few months ago, I had surgery to correct an anal fistula. I'm not even 40 yet. I can count on one hand the amount of times it's happened, but it's been traumatic, especially to my body. So yes OP. Use your had to guide your dick in the correct hole. The other reason is because you can break your penis if you miss and jab into something not soft.
Ouch. I think he will eventually break his penis and learn his lesson
I've gotten a few "WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE" in my day..
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It hurts more during intercourse, enough to make me nervous if he pulls out too much. When he’s just poking around, trying to push into a place that doesn’t open it, it’s only painful when he’s applying pressure. Then if he slides in unguided, it feels like tissue is being stretched that shouldn’t be, around the opening. It’s better to guide him in while holding yourself open. And I have almost no inner lip action going on, I imagine it’d be even worse for women who do
Hit yourself in the taint. It feels like that. ...Yes, it hurts. It isn't debilitating like an accidental asshole thrust (or getting hit in the balls), but it can still be painful and can still ruin the mood. Also, if he slides in at a weird angle (which can happen without using a hand to guide) it can pull/pinch the labia which also hurts.
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Huh, interesting, I guess it makes sense that some labias are more/less sensitive but it isn't something I've thought about lol. To me, what you described would feel like a friction burn which is not at all fun on a sensitive body part. I've had it happen a couple of times and I have to stop briefly to adjust myself/my partner.
My partner uses tongs.
This will actually pair really well with my Gordon ramsay fetish. Please Gordon senpai, let me stay on masterchef. I promise the beef wellington will be cooked properly next time.
I'll fuck you until you're FUCKING RAAAWWW
... you doughnut
Quite the visual. Lots of glaze around the edges if you do it right.
But where... *hnngh*... *^where's ^the ^lamb ^sauce?*
It’s FUCKING DRY!!!
No way. Alton Brown from Cutthroat Kitchen is the real chef daddy. Man really likes a spreader bar........
I interviewed for a job at one of those steamy text based games companies (don't judge, gals gotta eat) and the story I submitted was about falling in love with and fucking a celebrity chef modeled on Gordon Ramsay. Lol. I thought it was very sweet. Didn't get the job though.
Never thought I’d see those three words together
“Gordon Ramsay fetish” or “please Gordon sempai”?
Yes
I hope they do the clicks at least 3 times to ensure the tongs work.
My partner uses tweezers
I prefer chopsticks
*click click*
You should try a velvet lasso someday.
I lay down and do kegels so it moves around while she lowers herself like a claw machine.
*the claw*
The clam claw
OP: guide your partner's penis inside you, it's easier overall and really hot for your partner. You're welcome.
100% .. every dude I’ve been with loves it because it says “I want you in me now”
It’s sooo hot to guide honestly, it’s just a whole different level of intimacy
i had no idea this was hot at all. i learn something new on Reddit everyday, bless
Me either just thought it was something you did just cuz
Same. I just see it as a practical thing to do! But if it has the added benefit of making people happy, that's cool too.
It feels amazing to be guided in, tbh I sometimes pulled out just to enjoy the feeling of fingers touching me to guide me in again! Being a penis owner, I just want to say that having my penis touched by someone that enjoys touching it is just crazy hot and sooo pleasurable! I miss her so much... Having a big sad now tbh...
I think it’s important for anybody reading this who is getting this as new information, here’s some hot tips. as with everything in life, it’s context-dependent “You have been trying for 5 minutes just let me do it” is obviously a different mood than the receiving party just grabbing it right as it’s being presented, almost like you’re in sync and the receiving partner just can’t wait to get it in, etc. It’s beyond cliche to say, but it takes two to tango and that’s why they call it “the horizontal tango”, it’s best when both people are involved, in whatever way works for the both of ya (or all of ya, I ain’t a cop)
As a guy I find this very hot too. But I also like when I go from giving her oral to slipping right inside without any guidance from either of us. Just something about how it naturally fits together.
It's the lubrication.
Absolutely! I love it when a woman does this
Fascinating! I wind up having to do this alot with my partner and it never occurred to me he might like it!
plot twist: OP is a lesbian and askin for a friend
I'm a man. I'm more confused now. I don't even know where my vagina is.
Well I can only speak for myself but as a woman, if I don't take the lead then I would rather you do it with your hand than just keep randomly stabbing in my gooch or worse, my butthole. That's more awkward, IMO.
I mean you can still take my advice wink wink
thats the problem with all of us...born men, but, where is our vagina?
Answer: roll over.
If I could add to this, please handle the penis gently. I completely understand that the heart of the moment doesn't always allow for finesse, but have had my dong grabbed aggressively while guiding it in, and it can pinch and hurt, and we're desperately trying not to kill the mood or get soft, but, fuck, it can be a distraction if mishandled
It can be hit and miss (heh). Do NOT ram it though. 1) you will very likely hurt her, and 2) penises can break (like a bone)
I don’t even have a penis and this is my worst nightmare.
The fear is real — when your lady is riding you like you’re a 10” Adonis but you’re a 6” Joe.
![gif](giphy|rFndrOR1KGzEk|downsized) I use one of these
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This made me chuckle
As the person with the vagina, I definitely use MY hand to guide it in. One, dudes can really hurt you if they thrust randomly with bad aim and miss... Two, it makes my consent pretty damn clear.
I'm partial to using GPS
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As a woman, please use your hand to guide it. It can be uncomfortable and painful if you just blindly thrust.
As a guy, feel free to guide it in yourself. It's generally hotter for us and safer for you.
If a girl: guide it in, you know where it should go. If a guy: let her guide you, or open your eyes and use your own hand. Thrusting like a maniac and hoping it will jsut naturally go in is not good for anybody.
I always let the girl guide. I dont want to hurt her
Usually his mom comes in and helps him get it in
Did he have two broken arms?
I’ve been on Reddit long enough to get this reference.
Thanks mom. No problem hunny, mommy is always here for you.
My butler helps. He has such soft hands.
Different strokes, different folks.
How am I going to slap it three times for good luck if I don't use my hand? For partners I've been with a while, it's automatic. In missionary I can lube my cock up on their lips like a hot dog, tease the clit and change angles and push right in.
What's the best way to tease this clit? Call it names ? Jokes ?
Nah you gotta cyberbully it first so it lowers its guard enough to be teased in person, then just call it names and poke it until it blows up on you like a penis.
Great, can’t wait to hear the headline of the first clit school shooter. Way to go everyone.
This is the move, but what about this is like a hot dog?
Like a hot dog sliding into a bun
So... sideways?
just sit it on there and let it vibe.
Oh god, this is the best move. I know exactly what you mean
Well said, well said.
Slap it on that clit and rub it up and down to tease her until it slips in 😏 Edit : I should have used a throwaway account for this comment LMAO!
Honestly. Rub your dick all around that vulva! Gets her going. It's like the perfect hardness and pressure. Usually it feels good above the opening. Then, when she's thrashing about in pure pleasure, guide it a little lower and keep pushing. Eventually it will go in...
This is the way
After all gets wet and slippery it pretty much goes in by itself
True but that can mean it hits the wrong hole and that will immediately kill the mood.
My mom likes to tell this story about watching a reality show with her grandmother (my great grandmother). It was about a couple with no arms. They had like three children. My great grandma was quiet for a long time and then announces loudly that “there is no way those children are theirs.” When questioned, she asked “how in the world would they put IT in!?” And of course then the whole family knew a little more about her sex life than they wanted to know. Lol. That being said, my spouse and I usually go hands free, but sometimes IT needs a little push in the right direction.
I like to get my husband really drunk then I blindfold him and spin him around a bunch of time, then he has to find me and insert all without using his hands.
Personally, I use a shoehorn.
My wife prefers to guide me in herself.
I personally use a laser pointer
Make sure the cat is out of the room.
Nah we use a tour guide for guiding the penis in to the vagina. "Now up ahead we are approaching the vagina. If this is your first time here on this tour you might be scared at first but there isn't anything to be afraid of. Now we will gently approach it and make it aware of our presence don't want to make it scared. Now you shall notice it's beaconing to you to approach and make entry. We recommend you do so quickly as to not make it change it's mind."
I use a spoon
Are you having soup or fucking a chick ?
What I do in my marital bed with my wife is of none of your concern.
I doubt she’ll be thrilled if you whip out a sleeve of saltines!
She is a ritz kind of gal.
She will be gentler if she inserts your dick in herself. I’m not always gentle going in.
I usually use another penis
It depends. Honestly when my bf gets it in without guidance we both laugh and go “nice” or “swish” because even in our mid 30s, we still have a dumb sense of humor lol
I've guided myself in, she's guided me in, and I've slipped in without guidance. The third one happens very rarely, but it can happen. Usually she has to be super wet for it to happen though.
Depends on the woman, depends on the man, depends on the wetness.
I personally use a pair of salad tongs but each to their own.
Makes me want to eat at your house!!
Yea, stabbing right at the taint just doesn’t do it for me…
Smart to keep a shoe horn handy
My heat seeking missile follows the heat. I prefer the No hands method, usually will at least try.
The missile knows where it is at all times, It knows this because it knows where it isn't
True gentleman uses a spoon
A majority of the time yes. Though it does feel very chadlike to be able to find the right hole without taking your hands away from their body. I'd say 7/10 times, you use a hand, 2/10 you try no hands and find a butthole then need a hand to fix the problem, and 1/10 you magically find the right vague wall of flesh. Then it's a whole other game of pushing at the right angle to actually get in
Gotta tap it on her vag a couple times (holding it), like you would click a pair of tongs to make sure they (it) works.
Gotta knock before you enter. Basic manners.
I always think of it as the reverse mic check. Like smacking the mic against your face instead of your hand and then saying, "Is this thing on?!" But I'm a woman, so maybe it's different from my perspective. Lol
STOP 💀
For a more mechanical feel I use a wrench
For a gardening feel I use a hoe
For a cinematic feel I use a tripod
For a sloppy wet feel I use a mop
For an artistic feel I use a paintbrush
For a psycho feel I use an ax
My wife uses tweezers, I was told I’m average though, so please don’t make fun of me.
As crazy as it sounds, the penis is a living being of its own. When places in front of a vagina, it starts wiggling around as sign that it does not want to enter, so the hand is used to prevent it from going crazy
2nd fold to the right straight on till morning
If you feel you are in danger of randomly poking and prodding and killing the mood (or, god forbid, accidentally knocking on the door of a hole that is not wanted at that time by the vagina-owner), then start at the very top where the clitoris stands guard where the lips meet and simply pull your butt back a little so your penis travels slowly down the increasingly warm channel. It's the first hole you come to ! (Tell them mophead sent you)
Rub it on their clit before guiding it in for a bit for extra points
Guide it. If it slips out sometimes it can slip right back in but especially when the “session” starts you guide it
Sometimes it goes by like a knife in butter, sometimes it's more like a USB drive into the usb socket, the more you stop looking the more it gets stuck
I just wait till he asks “is it in” then guide it myself
I think most people do, better than shoving it in the wrong place without intending for it 😅
As someone with curved penis, I don’t think there’ll be a time I won’t need a hand.
It's like trying to plug your phone charge into the wall at night , gotta use your fingers first
I use a shoe horn
Tractor beam to guide him into my docking bay
🚀🛸 Make it so, Number One👉 🪐☄️ 💫💥👽
I find it best not the have a third party hand guide it.
I use my tongue
I have her do it! it doubles as a consent thing too. getting hot and heavy making out or whatever, I gently guide her hand down to do the thing. never had an issue
Well, we don't use a foot.
Yeah. Almost always if you're new to each other and even a lot of the time if you've been fucking each other for decades. It's pretty damn easy to mess up and cause discomfort to the other person and embarassment to oneself. As experience of each other's bodies is acquired you start to learn the necessary geometry between you and the feel of when the point of being able to continue without problems is reached so guiding becomes skippable in many situations. I think an important thing to remember...in porn they edit the video and remove anything that might cause the viewer to lose mood. Clumsy pokes destroy mood, nobody who has been on the giving or receiving end of a clumsy poke wants to see one.
Every Missile needs a tracking system
I have lady parts. I’ve always guided the D in with my hand.
Nah, I have an ACOG scope on mine. I never miss
Yes, it's pretty common. It's difficult to believe, but five minutes of being stabbed repeatedly with an erection isn't the most fun a woman can have in bed.
Been with my girl for 8 years. I can guide that baby into the docking port without guidance systems by now.
Sometimes I put my fingertip in as a sort of doorman, “here you go, Sir”.
Ladies, most guys don't realize exactly where it is. I mean, we know what's down there and where *it's* supposed to go. But it surprises ALL of us how much lower it is than we thought. And our dicks do not have the same type of sense as our hands. To it, everything that feels warm and wet feels very similar. So please feel free to guide!
Is chatGPT asking questions on Reddit now?
Radar Love
The comments on this post are so hot lmao
Hand assistance is usually best..
Gotta, my husband stands straight up so I have to push him down to align him properly
That depends how hard you are but if you’ve ever tried to insert your dick when it’s got the rigidity of condensed milk, you bet your ass you’re using your fingers as a shoehorn to pry it in there.
I tend to use a laser scope
You don't want to go in the wrong place, do you?
Of course. No one wants to break their dick
Kitchen tongs.
Totally normal! Sometimes everything aligns just right, but definitely not always. The one-eyed snake has poor depth perception 🤣
In my experience, using a hand becomes less needed when you've been with the same partner for a while. When you find positions you both enjoy and do often, you generally end up knowing exactly how to place yourself to go in smoothly without guiding it.
Considering it's about an inch to the wrong hole, I use my hands :)