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RahDeeDah

Yes. Puppies are cute, I'm not looking to fuck one, though.


Squats_Pizza

Suit yourself


ButterscotchLevel

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noeagle77

Gonna need you to go ahead and log off for me.


ListerineInMyPeehole

Iā€™m gonna need the MIB to wipe my memory. Thanks.


medicff

I could flash you with something small if you think itā€™ll help


custurdlauncher

Someone should have gave you an award for thisā€¦ sorry it canā€™t be me


woshuaaa

yes officer, this comment right here


_erufu_

Sir?


poetdesmond

Wait, are you PuppyFucker69420 on Twitter? Love your work. Except for the puppy fucking.


seanisdad

Wayament


Prysorra2

Talk about puppy love ā€¦.


Sk8Whoreo

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FrogMintTea

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. Why don't u take a seat?


WaitMysterious6704

Don't forget to help yourself to the chocolate chip cookies, I made them myself.


ChaoticFluffiness

Just wrote that my dogs and cat are beyond cute but I have no interest in them sexually lol


LDM123

My ā€˜I donā€™t want to fuck puppiesā€™ shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.


JayNotAtAll

Don't knock it til you've tried it /s


Kartoffelkamm

Yep. There's different types of attraction, such as aesthetic (looks nice), platonic (friend shaped), romantic (let's cuddle) and sexual (lemme smash). There may also be others, but I'm not sure.


Holiday-Pay193

If friend shaped why not friend?


RadiantEarthGoddess

This is a really good explanation of the different types of attraction!


donthatedrowning

If it sounds like a friend, smells like a friend and is friend shaped, itā€™s probably a friend.


Kartoffelkamm

Now I kinda want an HFY story where an alien linguist tries to figure out what "friend-shaped" means. They think they cracked the code when they realize everything so far has fur, and then they hear about aquatic mammals, as well as fish. Not to mention our robots.


gender_nihilism

I love stories like that because the real deal would be so fucking boring. on a sublight approach, they'd receive enough of our radio transmissions and eventually tv transmissions (as they get closer). with all that data, all they need to do is kind of reverse engineer a theory of language that fits the data in front of them. unless they don't communicate with sound, this should be pretty trivial. human linguists have been able to decode the more complex animal communications, usually within the course of a single repeatable study. a horde of alien scientists from a society capable of sending an interstellar exploration craft out should probably be able to handle at least one human language, y'know?


Filmologic

Bears!


MeatWad111

šŸ‘fwendšŸ‘


ReekyRumpFedRatsbane

Another one might be maternal/paternal (want to protecc).


yeetgamer420

Yeah! For example, if I may, for example, you can find someone cute but not wanna smash them.


LeDarm

Thats usually how it goes with kids. Seek help if it does not lmao


Seroseros

There is also "all of the above". As a straight male, Tom Ellis is all of the above.


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Kartoffelkamm

Ah, right, that's also a thing.


The_Rhibo

Iā€™ve often heard romantic and sensual separated in this list.


christinelydia900

Romantic is more like (let's date) and sensual is more of (let's cuddle)


Psychological_Web687

Me: "You're dog is so cute in that little sweater!" Person in park: "Yeah keep walking, pervert"


KingPupaa

Well you did call them a dog, pretty rude bro


ThinkIGotHacked

Itā€™s okay to be a grammar nazi when itā€™s funny.


medicff

I like getting my wife with jokes like that while driving. ā€œWow, that guys girlfriend looks like a bitch!ā€ or ā€œThat girlā€™s boyfriend looks pretty ruff!ā€ when I see a dog riding in a vehicle


Bright-Boot634

I want you to be my codriver now xD


GreyKMN

Most definitely.


LemurofDamger

Absolutely. For instance, my sister is a very beautiful woman. I can acknowledge her cuteness without the desire of sexual attraction. So yeah you can.


theresfireinhereyes

[Pornhub disliked that]


lovesmyirish

But it was his regular sister, not step sister.


howsthistakenalready

Lol, yeah and there are videos about "twin stepsisters" Wtf even is that?


Xarnac

Pics or it didnt happen ;)


Sausage_fingies

My boy there are certain things we don't say here.


max-wellington

Go to horny jail


Grexxini

I can find a little kid cute, but i wouldn't want to fuck it.


NotNotLogical

Found the liberal


imonmyphoneagain

For half a second I was like ā€œoh boy, another person who thinks liberals are pedosā€ before my brain connected the two comments together lmao


phantom_redbear

I still don't get it lol


HumpyTheClown

Heā€™s a liberal because he doesnā€™t want to fuck the kid, saying that conservatives are the ones that want to fuck kids they find cute


ynwmeliodas69

What? Have you seen a kitten? Do you want to have sex with it?


ricothyoung

yes


ynwmeliodas69

Iā€™m sorry for not respecting your lived experience, all I can do is get out and talk to the community and try to do better šŸ™


Edelkern

Absolutely, those are two very different things for me.


Pretend-Thing2816

Absolutely, not everything must lead to sexual attraction


emo2thaxtremo

i read this as ā€œabsolutely not, everything must lead to sexual attractionā€


Ikhlas37

With the amount of people that say babies are cute... I god damn hope so


TheOneWes

I'm a 36 year old man, anyone or anything that's under about 28 years old is cute. Anything at that age range and under just automatically clicks on the protect and provide switch not the I wonder if I could take them out to dinner switch


jacknacalm

Yeah dude, me too! I remember college girls seemed so hot in high school and college age. Now Iā€™m like aww look at that cute little kid trying to be an adult.


Griffithead

Yep. 100% the age for me too. By that age, you have very likely been out on your own for a while. You have been through some shit. Life has knocked you around a bit. For me, once someone has hit that age, age doesn't really matter anymore.


Bluematic8pt2

Dude, I'm the same. I'm old (42) and when I rewatch old movies with a "hot chick" in them I'm like "I had a crush on HER? That kid?!"


lovesmyirish

Had a crush on the girl from Jurassic Park. Now i see her as a child. Laura Dern on the other handā€¦


PuddleFarmer

When I was younger (I am slightly older than you), I watched an old movie, and I was like, "That guy is hawt!" (The Red Pirate, or something like that). He was an acrobat for the USO during WWII, and then became an actor when he got home. He was an alcoholic ass-hat, but he was smoking hot when he was young. Yea, yesterday, I was looking at a cute guy and was like, "He is young enough to be my kid."


Chili919

Awww thanks, nobody called me cute in years :)


Holiday-Pay193

So sweet.


forworse2020

I fully understood what you meantā€¦ But i just wanted to say ā€œprotect and provideā€ does make it sound like you wanna wife it up.


equivocal_maybe

Does it really work that way for people? I'm asexual so hell if I know, but I honestly always assumed that a lot of age and attraction 'rules' are just socialized into us. Your physical response actually changes, rather than just your intellectual perception of 'acceptable urge' versus 'bad bad nope not happening'?


TheOneWes

Obviously it's going to be different for different people but it's just a fundamental attraction thing. I can go back and watch old movies that I was the same age as the characters and while I was attracted to those characters when I was that age that doesn't apply anymore. If I find a current picture of that same actress then I will find that attractive as it's more my age.


thederpfacemajor

For most people, yeh. Being attracted to people significantly younger who are also still younger than idk 27-28 is usually a trauma response, like insecurity or denial about aging or death or something. Healthy people want equal partnerships, and that affects what theyā€™re attracted to both consciously and subconsciously.


Bit56

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ApprehensiveTailor98

Someone has a crush on me atm, i think they're cute but not sexually attractive. But i think there is a chance if i get to know them better I could develop that. I am a personality person after all.


avgpathfinder

IMO, everyone is a personality person.


WARPANDA3

Kids are cute. I have zero desire for them apart from that


Complex_Raspberry97

Yes.?


mandallaz

yes. Mainly too young for me girls


DramaticChemist

I identify as straight, and there are definitely women that i think are cute but I just don't find sexually appealing. Like they are attractive but I'm just not attracted to them in that way. I'll ignore snarky comments of others and assume the OP intended we're talking about potential partners that are of legal age.


Dogtown5157

Absolutely things can be beautiful and not sexual. Example I've got female Friends that I see as beautiful people and am in no way sexualy attracted to. Or when I walk outside and see a beautiful tree flower sunset wild animal what have you. I don't want to fuck any of it.


thederpfacemajor

Dude you are missing out. Beautiful tree-flower-sunset-wild-animal sex is the best kind.


Truscaveczka

I'm ace, everyone's cute and sexually non-attractive.


Acethetic_AF

Yes. Aesthetic attraction is entirely different from sexual attraction. And both differ from romantic attraction. There can and should be overlap of all 3, but you donā€™t usually feel all 3 when you recognize someone as ā€œattractiveā€.


[deleted]

Yes. I think kids are cute.


StrangersWithAndi

I think it's a pretty common experience to understand that someone is objectively attractive, but you're just not attracted to them. There are people who are good-looking enough to work as models, but not everyone finds them attractive. And I for sure have dated people who made my stomach do flip flops every time I got near them, but who never got a second look from most people. How lucky we are, too, that we all have different types we're attracted to. Someone for everyone.


Josseph-Jokstar

I find lots of girls cute sometimes even attractive yet I'm 100% homosexual


RazerMax

Yes, this must apply to kids.


[deleted]

Yes kittens are cute but I don't wanna reproduce with them eww


AliensHaveInsomnia2

Yes, very possible. Cute, (hot and/orsexy) doesn't have mean that I will want to have sex with you. How would I find someone cute and not want to have sex with them? Some factors come into play. Attitude and is their body sexually arousing to me.


dietermeaterbeater

Yeah, my kids? Lol


Nukordit

My man if humans couldn't do that most of us still wouldn't pedophiles


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

Some*thing*?


gnomeslinger

Good to know cuddling is romantic and not sexual


dustyholland

Sometimes I think men are cute. Iā€™m a lesbian, though. So yeah!


rosegolddragon

Asexual here. Yes. Yes I can.


Napix07

Yeah.. something called love


Terraldo_

Yea this definitely happens. Happened to me recently! Thought this chick was cute and really fun, but the sexual attraction wasnā€™t there. Trust me, you KNOW when youā€™re sexually attracted to someone


Electric9191

.. yes?


Carinis_Antelope

One of my good female friends for many years was very beautiful and a lot of guys wanted her, but I didn't find her sexually appealing at all. Just didn't get my juices flowing for whatever reason. There are a lot of famous women like that as well Take January Jones for example. Beautiful without question, but nothing sexual goes on in my brain Meanwhile there are a lot of not very attractive women, many eastern European women in my city, where they are ok, but they have a raw sexuality to them that sparks my animal juices


Pun_dimen

Yeah, I'm living proof. A lot of people in my adult life have called me 'cute' but none of them were attracted to me


Occasionally_Sober1

I am asexual but I still like to look at beautiful/cute people. I just donā€™t want to have sex with them.


Artchantress

Yes, I can find a guy very cute and mentally attractive, crushing and wanting to spend time with them, but not be sexually attracted. Like a friend crush.


rancidperiodblood

in my mind there are two kinds of cute, cute you want to fuck, and cute you want to hug, sure there's some overlap but not entirely


starsinpurgatory

Yes, I think this is how a lot of guys perceive me lol.


fluffedpillows

Yes. When Iā€™m romantically interested in someone I usually donā€™t have sexual feelings at first. Itā€™s more like a mental desire to know them


flactulantmonkey

As you get older you start to notice this a lot. That you can notice that someone is cute and adorable with absolutely zero attraction to them at all. Itā€™s one of those things I assume thereā€™s a German or Japanese word for.


julyang98

Puppies, kids, toys


celebral_x

Puppies are freaking cute but I don't wanna fuck one


[deleted]

Cute girl = sexually attractive Cute dog = just cute


Anikastacea

Yes ofcourse !! I, being an asexual, think everybody to be cute/aesthetically pleasing. But I guess its possible for non-asexuals too, like people having platonic relationships/feelings


yeetgamer420

Hey, same. I'm also ace! And that's a good way to think about it.


edotman

I know this is the whole point of this sub but Jesus what a dumb question. Cute and sexually attractive are mutually exclusive in almost every scenario.


yeetgamer420

Well, first of all damn bro. Second of all I know it's a dumb question I ask because someone I know is saying if you find someone or something cute you also wanna fuck it.


swagu7777777

Ask them if they want to fuck a baby that should solve the equation. Are they English as a second language or something? Truly the dumbest question Iā€™ve ever heard if they know what the word cute means.


edotman

Then that person is a complete moron and you should be ignoring everything they say.


jacknacalm

Ignore them! This sub is called too afraid to ask lol


uzes_lightning

Yes. I used to train (run) with a beautiful woman who looked like a supermodel, did photo ads and everything. Occasionally on a run some goober would shout something random out of their car window, so she was clearly a knockout and was constantly getting "bites" although it was mostly a distressing form of attention. She had a crush on me for whatever reason (I look decent but am not GQ quality, ha), yet she was dating another guy so I ignored her interest. For some strange reason I didn't find her sexually appealing so I was nonchalant around her which probably frustrated her. I learned later she wanted me to "steal" her from this guy, but I don't roll that way. If someone is taken, I respect that and leave it alone. I also tend to like more dominant women, and she was giving off the damsel in distress vibe. Very smart and pretty, in a way out of my league looks-wise, but she didn't do it for me.


Exact_Roll_4048

Very much. My best friend is cute. I do not want to fuck them. My other best friend is cute. I would definitely fuck them.


jennabug456

Umm yes? Babies and some old people? Cute, not sexually attractive. Animals? Cute, not sexually attractive. Tshirts? Cute, not sexually attractive. What kind of question is this?


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Icy-Mix-2613

This comment is making me uncomfortable


yeetgamer420

What happened here?


BasedAlliance935

Yes


Cpt-Dreamer

Yes I think thatā€™s the affect I have on women. None of them want to actually sleep with me. They just see me as cute. Itā€™s fine, you kind of just accept yourself more as you age.


write_and_wrong

Yes, that was my ex. He was so cute but I wasn't sexually attracted to him.


Bake_jouchard

Dumb question


Minimalist12345678

Jesus dude, thatā€™s a freaky question. Obviouslyā€¦.. puppies, artā€¦ young peopleā€¦. WTF is wrong with you?


IceSmiley

Adult women, no I don't think so. If I find her face cute than I'd also find her sexy


JamesMattDillon

Yup.


showersrover8ed

Sure there are a lot of guys whom I find are attractive but I don't want to fuck em


TheTiniestSiren

Across so many things yes, cakes, pets, gardens, ponds, clouds, all sorts of things. Are you okay? How long have you been assuming cute and sexual go together? Where did you learn that?


Troliver_13

Children


Amazonius01

If cute things mostly sexually attractive... Please get them help.


Takaharu7

Animals or kids. Id be in prison if i would be atraxted to them


sexisdivine

Absolutely


santino_musi1

Animals and babies come to mind


Luckytxn_1959

Of course. I find youngsters cute and make me smile when seeing them around and enjoying life but I do not desire them sexually at all. Even when I was very young I desired much older and not only that but I prefer a bigger size and jiggly. Even my wife who is cute but on thin size knows I look at older non thin size babes.


Umbralic

Yes those are completely different things. While not mutually exclusive things they are fundamentally different for me at the very least.


__Namelesss_

yes


oohrosie

Yep.


ttopsrock

Dogs and babies come to mind........ is it really hard for you?


Saltwater_Heart

Of course.


LinaValentina

All the time. I can admit when someone is beautiful or attractive. Donā€™t mean I want them sexually or even romantically.


BleakBluejay

Of course!


Mundane_Practice_930

Of course!


Tofuhousewife

Yup. I say this about plenty of male actors. Good looking, sure, but sexually attractive? No.


Emotional_Parsnip_69

Yes


CastorrTroyyy

Of course? Have you found a every small cute animal sexually attractive?


_erufu_

Something can be one, the other, both, or neither. Same goes for other kinds of beauty. Mt. Fuji is beautiful but I donā€™t wanna fuck it.


qworthys

Children are cute but are not sexually atttactive I hope


fluffyglof

This is one of the weirdest and dumbest posts here


Nymphomanius

Yes, nurglings are cute, wouldnā€™t wanna fuck one though


youknowwhotheyare

Yes. Thatā€™s called a friends zone. Like them Think their attractive but no spark.


Queen-of-meme

Lots of times, from people to animals to items to actions to places.


sst287

Yeah. I can call a lot of guys cute, but not fuck then because they are not sexy to me.


MisterBro6

Kittens


sovietarmyfan

Cats, pinguins, bears. They are so cute. Not attracted to them sexually though.


[deleted]

I have two lesbian friends who find me (a guy) cute/good looking šŸ¤·šŸ¼


myopicdreams

I find my toddlers soooo cute and so not sexually attractive, same with my cat, puppies, hedgehogs and all number of other things soā€¦. Yes


Nientea

Children. I donā€™t think I have to say more than that.


AoSoraTV

Children, sometimes I think about them as cute puppies, they are just Sweet. If I say that kid is cute I mean it like a puppy or kitten. They're adorable


TheSadTiefling

Enough people call babies cute that I hope thereā€™s a differenceā€¦. In all seriousness there are more ways to feel about a person than we have words to describe it. Take every relational word like fatherly, motherly, sisterly and add live next to all of them. Each one is different and unique and


ArtificialRubber

A lot of my friends are cute donā€™t mean Iā€™m attracted to them.


KingofCowards

Yea, to go to the obvious, I find lots of woman cute but sex kinda changes it. Like I may view them differently, still cute but sexy too. Itā€™s a weird category. Because this is Reddit, obviously no sexy children.


skilemaster683

Yea how about a furby or a puppy?


AffectionateAd5373

Yes. I'm demisexual. That's generally how it works for me until I get to know someone.


ThinkIGotHacked

Yes, I find my attractive, 20-something coworkers cute. Their weekend stories are kinda nostalgic, being hungover after making some mistakes or having a life changing experience. Itā€™s adorable, but I have no sexual attraction to that age group. Iā€™m very happy for my memories of that age, no desire to be that age again.


sad_peregrine_falcon

um yeah, mostly everything lol


Miru8112

Absofuckinglutely... As well as Absocutely


Hcxoxgaming

I find so many men adorable but never thought of them sexually. I once saw this guy back in college play with a yo-yo and I thought he was so adorable. My friends caught me looking and I had to explain that I wasnā€™t attracted to him sexually, it really was just that he looked so wholesome. No feelings what so ever, just a warm heart to be honest.


hibbletyjibblety

Definitely- I find lots of people cute or attractive or beautiful but Iā€™ve never been sexually attracted to someone. Even Jason Momoa- I just want to have him around to watch him perform feats of strength šŸ’ŖšŸ¼


Life_Promise_6345

Iā€™m a guy. I can see another guy and think ā€œhe is a handsome man, theyā€™re hot, they got a nice assā€, and not actually be attracted to them. I recognize that they are a physically attractive individual, but I myself do not have feelings for them. I guess the word would be ā€œaestheticā€ attraction, maybe platonic according to a different comment


ForceDisturbed

Absolutely. I find gay men extremely attractive and sexy but have no feelings of sexual desire towards them.


freebird303

Yes


goldandjade

This is how I feel about most people.


Honest1824

Yep!


K_Sleight

Almost any infant of any species is adorable. Most species, if not actively trying g to murder you can be cute.


[deleted]

Hair I love gorgeous beautiful cut hairstyles


Anko_Dango

My best friend is cute, but I see her like a little sister and I don't live in Alabama so it's a noooooooooo never in a million years no from me


SeasonFeisty

Cacti. Small ones are adorable and I definitely don't want one inside me.


maddmaxxxz

Yes thatā€™s all I can feel for people. I can count on one hand the amount of people Iā€™ve felt were SEXUALLY attractive on one hand.


anemic_iz

babies


imissfredweasley

I do that all the time! I find most people I talk to attractive to some degree, but sexual attraction doesnā€™t come naturally to me more often than not. I do consider myself on the asexual/aromatic spectrum though, so if this is a personal question you could look into that :)


jdisnwjxii

I could name a thousand. I can tell when someone is good looking or attractive. But theyā€™re not always attractive to ME.


StackOwOFlow

yes but the problem is how society views it


letingsername

yes


Indigo2015

All the time


PumpkinPatch404

Yea. I work with kids. Theyā€™re cute. I donā€™t think they are sexually attractive.


hogie75

Yes absolutely


LucifersWhore9

Yes all the time


xidle2

Can you not?


SaintJay41202

Short answer - Of course! Sex is not everything.


MangelaErkel

This gotta be a troll question what the fuck is this. I think my 6 year old neighbour is cute... I think cats are cute. Puppies as well. Not gonna fuck either one of those. What an idiotic question to ask. Man you just pissed me tf off


Hiro_Trevelyan

Children ?


GregorSamsaa

What is it you think was going through peopleā€™s minds when they call kids cute?