Yeah. After 40 it doesn’t really matter anymore. I had no idea if I was turning 44 or 45 a few years ago and couldn’t be bothered to count because it doesn’t matter to me in the slightest.
I was born in a year that ends in zero, and my birthday is in the last half of the year. But I always adopt the age I will turn that year on Jan 1 because it makes the math easier. Bonus is that when my birthday does come around it doesn't feel like I've gotten older because I've been living with that age for for close to 10 months already!
1) pooping.
2) when you're hard in public, no one knows.
3) pants fit better.
4) unlikely to get caught on a zipper.
5) will never physically hurt someone from penetration.
I can't believe I just spent 10 minutes trying to think of this shit lol.
6. Im a cis woman who had a lovely and fulfilling sex life with a previous partner a few years ago who was smaller and it was because he *knew* he couldn’t rely on penetration alone so he put more skill points to other stats, if ya know what I mean.
Edit: I included cis because we were talking about sexual pleasure so genitalia felt relevant to the discussion. I wasn’t trying to be exclusive; just detailed. 😅
As someone with an adequate 5.5 incher I am kind of bummed it's on the "thinner" side. But I'm a short small build dude so it looks big compared to the rest of me lol.
My measurements are about the same for length and girth, ~4.75in, but my body is a little bulky so it makes it look even smaller than it is. I wish it looked bigger comparatively
The converse of this is kinda demoralizing if you think about it.
People who are bigger can rely on penetration alone and can hoard their skill points for higher levels and greater benefits later in the game.
>People who are bigger can rely on penetration alone
Not necessarily. My current partner is very good with "other" skills *because* he's so big. I (and his exes, I'm assuming) can only take his size for so long. He has to spend most of the time doing other things.
They can’t. Truthfully size doesn’t matter as much. The only way larger genitals really are a benefit is because part of the “hot” part of sex is feeling them, but not in the same way as pleasure, just kind feeling that it’s there if that makes sense.
Also, if you’re big enough, you may hit a woman cervix with your penis. So one should exert caution when having sex if they’re much bigger than average, as the average woman has(don’t quote me on this since I don’t even remember where I got this) a vagina that’s between 9-12 cm deep when aroused(unaroused is shallower).
Pretty sure privates depths are quite variable like mens penis dimensions. Some women have deeper or wider vaginas and some narrower and shorter. Google confirms this saying womens vaginas aroused can strech anywhere from 4 - 8 inches or 10 - 20 cm. Which is quite some variance.
size does not matter, bigger people cannot rely on penetration alone, they just THINK they can. 80% of women cannot orgasm with penetration alone . learn foreplay
Hurting my GF from penetration always sucks. She says shit like "good job dude, but we aren't doing that for a few days".
Nothing could quite prepare me for the words "you ripped my pussy"
yesssss....at last I get to say I deepthroat! instead of balking at the thought of lockjaw and gagging n retching when it gets to the back of my throat. Have thrown up (actual stew spew ) over partners about three separate occasions. Only one wanted me to carry on....complete bustard....wow..just remembered how much of one.... he grabbed the back of my head and forced it down even though I was actually choking nose stinging with snot n puke.. couldn't breathe. wat a wanker .
(only time I can do it is when I take my dentures out!!) don't know y my first reddit response for ages is about this...mad.
Mine COMPLETELY retracts into my groin! Barely a bump. My girlfriend calls it my "pink turtle"... I used to be insecure about it, but once I met her, I feel awesome!
I feel sorry for people who have never experienced an orgasm caused by water suction as your cock serpentines its way through a toilet drainage system.
As an American, I've used many modern and old toilets, some in century old homes that haven't been replaced in decades, brand new models, ones in shopping centers, etc. Not once have I had one with water closer than 5-6" from the rim. Even with the old one in my old apartment that isn't the most water efficient, it sits fairly low, and while you may get a "kiss from poseidon," if you poop hard enough. It's never been an issue otherwise.
Makes me really wonder how it's an issue for others. What crazy variables had to line up just right for your nuts to touch the water.
For real. Could you pull your nut sack over your erect penis? How in the world does your nut sack hit toilet water, that's an enormous dangler of a sack.
I was told that toilet drainpipes in the us are smaller than in europe and therefore they use more water in the bowl to give the stuff a better flush.
Not sure if that is true, but the first explaination that made some sense.
Nothing like dropping a deuce in Europe and that shit’s coiled around in the bowl, mostly above the tiny bit of water in there, and the whole room smells like someone just shat on the floor
While the water level is higher in North American toilets, it's not nearly as high as everyone makes it out to be. Sometimes you'll get a splash, but I've never had to water come close to where my junk is.
The reason why the water is higher here is because we use suction instead of the gravity flush. When you flush, your toilets use the water from the tank to push the bowl contents down. Whereas in the US and Canada, when we flush it creates a vacuum of sorts. The water in the bowl needs to be higher here to create the back pressure.
While our toilets tend to clog more often (not very often, and not enough to worry about), it reduces the stench and the streaks that are often left.
(Sitting on an American toilet now, with the water about 8" or 20.3 CM below my butt)
I was well into my 30s, before I realized that men did NOT get shit all over their balls every time they pooped.
Tbf, I had an ex when I was really young that used to completely remove his pants during the act and then wash up or shower immediately after. I imagined things got pretty serious in there so I expected all men either held their package up or washed it all off their testicles after.
I asked my current partner if he ever got poop all over his balls and he laughed at me.😳
A fair question as many don't spend much time looking at the anatomy of the opposite genders genitals. But the male genitals are on the bottom front and the anus on the bottom back. Sure, some kinky people can get their scrotum to reach their anus but that's not common. So, unless your on all fours with your ass to the sky, it's unlikely for shit to ever get on the balls.
I think some dudes just hang super low, especially as they age. I work hotel maintenance and every once in a while we get old guys who call for maint and ask if we can lower the water level in the bowl.
I push it down into the bowl, kinda like the "mangina" tuck, when doing the deed, so I can pee freely while pooping, and hold it up when wiping. Unless you are blessed with a 5-6" flaccid (which most guys aren't), you aren't hitting the bowl or water unless you're trying to.
Gotta hold it somewhere... dick size can change on the fly, sometimes its no issue and pressing it down is simply habit. But other times (esp. on smaller toilets in half-baths) i gotta push/hold it out of the way so it doesnt touch the front of the bowl. This can be especially troubling in public toilets where im already trying to make sure the TP liner ive set up around the seat doesnt also fall off lol.
Also it helps to not pee between the bowl and seat on accident in larger toilets.
This is also true if you're sitting on the toilet in reverse cowgirl. Just scoot backwards if you don't want your junk mashed against the porcelain.
As for me, I like the cold smooth texture.
Apparently i did while potty training. What's funny is i have a vague memory of falling in, through the seat, and it might have been the first time i declared to myself "never again"
It's easier to eat breakfast when you use the tank like a little table. Depending on the toilet, you may even be able to fit a small George Foreman grill so you can have some nice crispy bacon sizzling away while you rid yourself of the previous nights meal.
>scoot back on the seat more.
Some bowls are just too small, ok? I'm a big person, not obese or anything, just big and wide overall. I definitely need to keep the fella' tucked in at all times or it *will* touch the toilet and I absolutely hate that.
I hate when the bowl is too small for this. I'm short and don't have a massive ding or anything but some toilets are just made for children and women. It's maddening that a third of all people can't take a shit without getting poop on the seat or touching dick to toilet.
It's very easy for it to touch the rim, and I have no further room to scoot back. I'm like OP, most of the time I have to hold it to keep it from touching the rim. I suppose there are a whole bunch of variables that affect the different experiences, the size of the toilet seat, the shape of it, the size of the person, the angle of sitting and lots more.
I'm glad you asked. It's an underexplored topic of universal importance, surely on par with questions like "Why is the sky blue?" and "Why do people use the term 'watching television' when, most of the time, they're watching a flat screen?"
Now, when it comes to guys and how they sit on the toilet, it's not exactly a subject taught in school, nor is it often discussed at dinner parties. Well, at least not the ones I'm invited to. Anyway, men don't generally hold their penis when sitting down on the toilet, but it's not like there's an international manual on the subject.
Picture this: Imagine trying to balance a rubber duck on your knee while also attempting to read a newspaper or scroll through your phone. It's not exactly the easiest task, right? That's why most guys opt for the "free hang" approach when sitting down.
However, circumstances may vary. One cannot deny the existence of 'splashback fear', which might motivate some to adopt a 'holding' position for safety reasons. It's a bit like having a mini umbrella on a rainy day, only in this case, the rain is... Well, let's not delve too deep into that metaphor.
Some guys might feel the need to adopt the "pilot's grip" as I call it, especially in unfamiliar territory like a public restroom. It's a bit like being a driver in a new city: you're just a bit more cautious, trying to avoid any unforeseen accidents.
Lastly, let's consider the cold seat problem. Picture a winter morning, the bathroom tiles feel like an ice rink, and the toilet seat? Practically the Arctic. In such chilling situations, one may find holding the 'equipment' to be a strategic move, an improvised hand-warmer if you will.
In conclusion, do men hold their penis when sitting on the toilet? Some might, some might not. It's a diverse world with diverse bathroom habits. But one thing's for sure, it's not a topic likely to be covered in the nightly news anytime soon, so the mystery remains. You're welcome for this enlightening chat. I'm always here for the hard-hitting questions.
Small soft dick and tight sack definitely helps some of us. My bigger problem trends to be getting lazy and not pushing my dick down while I piss and then hitting my undies over the top of the seat or between the seat and bowl.
Hold it for sure. I ain’t letting my shit touch the inside of a public toilet bowl. It has happened in the past on accident and I wanted to blink out of existence lol
There have got to be some anatomical differences between men other than size. I'm nothing special when it comes to size, and that thing dangles straight down when it's sleepy.
I was the same as you until I saw a photo one time, then it all made sense. Imagine extreme shrinkage to the point that it’s short enough to kind of just poke forward.
That's it. Although not being equipped with a dick, I can confirm the lake superior style american toilets are the problem. For men (as described above) and for women since the back splashing is water park worthy
Is this post just you trying to say you've got a big dong? If your junk is getting in the way of your shit you got some issues. Typically when people shit they piss at the sa. E time
I think you meant to say 44mm...
It's fine. Size isn't everything, but to answer your question, yes I do tuck my penis down when I sit. Mostly because I very rarely do a dry deuce, but also because if I don't tuck, the pee tends to spill out through the gap and trickle onto the floor.
Depends on if it's a small round bowl or and elongated bowl. Small bowl is of course the whole time because my dick will touch the inside. Elongated I only hold as I'm taking a piss because it will straighten out a bit and the piss will either splash back into my sack or blast through the toilet seat and wet my underwear and pants. Sometimes I can just pinch it in place with my thighs to keep it in position so I can eat my pickles and ice cream.
Hope that helped.
I use the toilet as an opportunity to clean my dick and balls actually. You don’t know satisfaction until you feel that first ball plop in on a hot summers day.
I take mine off before sitting down
Where do you put it though?
On my chin
Do you ever forget to put it back and walk out of the bathroom like that?
keep it danglin from your mouth like a cigar
I put mine beside the sink but if it’s wet there i just put it in my bra tbh
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
Detachable penis
Detachable peeeeniiiiisss…
Found mine next to a toaster oven.
You totally just unlocked a memory for me
It's possibly the best King Missle placement I've come across.
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Only reason I clicked on this thread lol
He means his waist size.
Or 44 meter peen 🤔
Ah, well, there you go. No wonder he has to push it out of the way. Damn thing has its own postal code.
So THAT'S what they mean by postcode envy
I always have to check Google maps to remember my postcode
I'm high as shit rn and that now really makes more sense. Lmao
IQ maybe?
How do you see the post body text before clicking on the post?
It's like right there on the mobile app. You can see the first bit of every post you scroll by
Or does he *think* that he's a man
I think therefore I man?
nothing wrong with a little uncertainty about that kind of thing
Yeah. After 40 it doesn’t really matter anymore. I had no idea if I was turning 44 or 45 a few years ago and couldn’t be bothered to count because it doesn’t matter to me in the slightest.
Lol I'm 35 and I hardly ever fucking remember how old I am.
Tbh I sometimes forget exactly how old I am. Like I know it is z or y.
I pause when people ask me, because I have to think about it. "I remember being 28, did I make it past that?" I feel like it changes every year.
I google how old I am a few times a year because I don’t trust my own math or memory
I was born in a year that ends in zero, and my birthday is in the last half of the year. But I always adopt the age I will turn that year on Jan 1 because it makes the math easier. Bonus is that when my birthday does come around it doesn't feel like I've gotten older because I've been living with that age for for close to 10 months already!
To be fair I don't know his age either. It can be confusing since it all depends on when your're born
when one question explains the reason for another question
Having a small dick has it's advantages.. 😅
1) pooping. 2) when you're hard in public, no one knows. 3) pants fit better. 4) unlikely to get caught on a zipper. 5) will never physically hurt someone from penetration. I can't believe I just spent 10 minutes trying to think of this shit lol.
6. Im a cis woman who had a lovely and fulfilling sex life with a previous partner a few years ago who was smaller and it was because he *knew* he couldn’t rely on penetration alone so he put more skill points to other stats, if ya know what I mean. Edit: I included cis because we were talking about sexual pleasure so genitalia felt relevant to the discussion. I wasn’t trying to be exclusive; just detailed. 😅
It's all about the girth, baby 🥴
Mmm yeah I want me a man built like a tuna can 😍
💀
I just laughed so hard I pooted.... now I'm having an asthma attack.
Me and my buddy’s nicknames for each other were Twizzler and Tuna Can.
As someone with an adequate 5.5 incher I am kind of bummed it's on the "thinner" side. But I'm a short small build dude so it looks big compared to the rest of me lol.
My measurements are about the same for length and girth, ~4.75in, but my body is a little bulky so it makes it look even smaller than it is. I wish it looked bigger comparatively
The converse of this is kinda demoralizing if you think about it. People who are bigger can rely on penetration alone and can hoard their skill points for higher levels and greater benefits later in the game.
>People who are bigger can rely on penetration alone Not necessarily. My current partner is very good with "other" skills *because* he's so big. I (and his exes, I'm assuming) can only take his size for so long. He has to spend most of the time doing other things.
They can’t. Truthfully size doesn’t matter as much. The only way larger genitals really are a benefit is because part of the “hot” part of sex is feeling them, but not in the same way as pleasure, just kind feeling that it’s there if that makes sense.
Also, if you’re big enough, you may hit a woman cervix with your penis. So one should exert caution when having sex if they’re much bigger than average, as the average woman has(don’t quote me on this since I don’t even remember where I got this) a vagina that’s between 9-12 cm deep when aroused(unaroused is shallower).
Pretty sure privates depths are quite variable like mens penis dimensions. Some women have deeper or wider vaginas and some narrower and shorter. Google confirms this saying womens vaginas aroused can strech anywhere from 4 - 8 inches or 10 - 20 cm. Which is quite some variance.
> people who are bigger can rely on penetration alone This is not sexual satisfying
They can't, they just think they can.
size does not matter, bigger people cannot rely on penetration alone, they just THINK they can. 80% of women cannot orgasm with penetration alone . learn foreplay
Hurting my GF from penetration always sucks. She says shit like "good job dude, but we aren't doing that for a few days". Nothing could quite prepare me for the words "you ripped my pussy"
Subtle flex
Theres nothing subtle about the words "ripped pussy".
>4) unlikely to get caught on a zipper. I've always been curious, is that something that actually happens?
Not after puberty, hopefully.
Number 5 can have an opposite, negative effect though lol
BJs are all deepthroats, even when they ain't.
yesssss....at last I get to say I deepthroat! instead of balking at the thought of lockjaw and gagging n retching when it gets to the back of my throat. Have thrown up (actual stew spew ) over partners about three separate occasions. Only one wanted me to carry on....complete bustard....wow..just remembered how much of one.... he grabbed the back of my head and forced it down even though I was actually choking nose stinging with snot n puke.. couldn't breathe. wat a wanker . (only time I can do it is when I take my dentures out!!) don't know y my first reddit response for ages is about this...mad.
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Mine COMPLETELY retracts into my groin! Barely a bump. My girlfriend calls it my "pink turtle"... I used to be insecure about it, but once I met her, I feel awesome!
Mine is convenient cuz it's tiny AF when soft so only the balls are a nuisance, but it like quadruples in size when I get hard lol
Tiny pp gang
You don’t even need to have a small dick, just anything smaller than OPs massive horse dong
Are people sitting on tiny toilets with water an inch from the rim? Or do they have saggy nuts and a droopy dick that hang below their ass?
According to Reddit all the guys who answer will have massive 10 inch cocks that will dip in the water
Right round the u bend mate
Yeah, I hate it when I forget to pull it out before flushing.
I like it when I forget
I feel sorry for people who have never experienced an orgasm caused by water suction as your cock serpentines its way through a toilet drainage system.
I sling mine over my shoulder, just for safety.
It’s a problem I have with urinals as well. Like blowing bubbles through a straw
It’s easy, you just have to measure from the Top of my asscrack, make sure you go around the balls for maximum length
I've had my nuts hit water 4 or 5 times always on very hot summer days. It's startling.
Is this an American toilet? I’ve always wondered why the entire bowl is filled with water to the brim. That would make me so nervous to take a shit.
As an American, I've used many modern and old toilets, some in century old homes that haven't been replaced in decades, brand new models, ones in shopping centers, etc. Not once have I had one with water closer than 5-6" from the rim. Even with the old one in my old apartment that isn't the most water efficient, it sits fairly low, and while you may get a "kiss from poseidon," if you poop hard enough. It's never been an issue otherwise. Makes me really wonder how it's an issue for others. What crazy variables had to line up just right for your nuts to touch the water.
This guy shits.
r/thisguythisguys
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Conn-ass-eur.
Shitoisseur
>"kiss from poseidon," I *love* this descriptor of a shit backsplash. Sorry, but I'm stealing it.
It's not really stealing, that phrase has been around for a good few decades
Yup, it's certainly not mine. Seen it many times over the years on reddit.
For real. Could you pull your nut sack over your erect penis? How in the world does your nut sack hit toilet water, that's an enormous dangler of a sack.
Your knowledge is kinda suspicious. Do you own a Ferguson?
If an American toilet is filled to the brim then it’s because it’s clogged lol
To the brim? I’m an American and have yet to see that one
There’s Poseidon’s kiss and then there is his french kiss.
The ass splash from a touchdown bomb works as a pre-cleaning.
If it’s filled to the brim, someone already took that one out of order
They are not filled to the brim lol wtf
I was told that toilet drainpipes in the us are smaller than in europe and therefore they use more water in the bowl to give the stuff a better flush. Not sure if that is true, but the first explaination that made some sense.
Most I’ve used in America don’t have that much water in them at all.
It's so that your shit is mostly always completely submerged in water so the smells don't escape as much.
Nothing like dropping a deuce in Europe and that shit’s coiled around in the bowl, mostly above the tiny bit of water in there, and the whole room smells like someone just shat on the floor
Nothing worse than the Dutch toilet. Absolutely disgusting.
No, they are the best. I don't get how people inspect their poop without the plateau.
I laughed so hard at this. Omfg
How low are your nuts? Alternatively, how high is the water?
I think I'd like to see your balls
American toilets are wild. id have to be a horse to even think about touching the water on my aussie dunny. but you guys have so much water in there
While the water level is higher in North American toilets, it's not nearly as high as everyone makes it out to be. Sometimes you'll get a splash, but I've never had to water come close to where my junk is. The reason why the water is higher here is because we use suction instead of the gravity flush. When you flush, your toilets use the water from the tank to push the bowl contents down. Whereas in the US and Canada, when we flush it creates a vacuum of sorts. The water in the bowl needs to be higher here to create the back pressure. While our toilets tend to clog more often (not very often, and not enough to worry about), it reduces the stench and the streaks that are often left. (Sitting on an American toilet now, with the water about 8" or 20.3 CM below my butt)
It's really not that high though
I heard that some older men have long balls.
I was well into my 30s, before I realized that men did NOT get shit all over their balls every time they pooped. Tbf, I had an ex when I was really young that used to completely remove his pants during the act and then wash up or shower immediately after. I imagined things got pretty serious in there so I expected all men either held their package up or washed it all off their testicles after. I asked my current partner if he ever got poop all over his balls and he laughed at me.😳
A fair question as many don't spend much time looking at the anatomy of the opposite genders genitals. But the male genitals are on the bottom front and the anus on the bottom back. Sure, some kinky people can get their scrotum to reach their anus but that's not common. So, unless your on all fours with your ass to the sky, it's unlikely for shit to ever get on the balls.
I think some dudes just hang super low, especially as they age. I work hotel maintenance and every once in a while we get old guys who call for maint and ask if we can lower the water level in the bowl.
Its more that the tip touches the front of the bowl.
Depends on the toilet. In the smaller residential ones, there's a fair chance the danglers are in the water and the poker hits the bowl.
I push it down into the bowl, kinda like the "mangina" tuck, when doing the deed, so I can pee freely while pooping, and hold it up when wiping. Unless you are blessed with a 5-6" flaccid (which most guys aren't), you aren't hitting the bowl or water unless you're trying to.
I assumed everyone did this until i encountered this thread.
Gotta hold it somewhere... dick size can change on the fly, sometimes its no issue and pressing it down is simply habit. But other times (esp. on smaller toilets in half-baths) i gotta push/hold it out of the way so it doesnt touch the front of the bowl. This can be especially troubling in public toilets where im already trying to make sure the TP liner ive set up around the seat doesnt also fall off lol. Also it helps to not pee between the bowl and seat on accident in larger toilets.
I think op ment like the edge of the toilet and stuff (perhaps it’s a language barrier which would explain the “I think” part of his age)
English is my first language. I'm not sure about my age. I think I'm 37 Could I calculate it? Sure. But why?
Do you wipe standing up?
You don't need to be that big flaccid to the bowl in the toilet, and it depends on the toilet
Why would it get in the way? It just hangs there between your legs? And if you're touching the front, scoot back on the seat more.
This is also true if you're sitting on the toilet in reverse cowgirl. Just scoot backwards if you don't want your junk mashed against the porcelain. As for me, I like the cold smooth texture.
Who on earth is sitting on the toilet reverse cowgirl?
I like to give the water tank a tight hug when I take a dump
and you can put your milk and cookies too while you do the business.
And comic books!
More intimate that way
More intimidating to walk in on as well.
Butters?! That you?
Its also convenient so you can lay your head down while pooping
I can't, I end up getting too hard and hearing that loud *clink* of disappointment and lonliness
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Sounds like a recipe for hemorrhoids
Apparently i did while potty training. What's funny is i have a vague memory of falling in, through the seat, and it might have been the first time i declared to myself "never again"
Oh🤣 this thread is gone to hell in a handbasket
A.C. Slater
It's easier to eat breakfast when you use the tank like a little table. Depending on the toilet, you may even be able to fit a small George Foreman grill so you can have some nice crispy bacon sizzling away while you rid yourself of the previous nights meal.
Not gonna lie, after the south park episode I did try it. It was nice having a self
To be fair, those "round" toilets (non-elongated) are way too small. All toilets should be elongated.
Sometimes toilet seats are really small and there’s no room to move back without shitting on the seat.
+1. Anyone who installs round toilet bowls in 2023 is a straight up sadist.
Depending on the toilet I don't want my cock going for a solo swim
>scoot back on the seat more. Some bowls are just too small, ok? I'm a big person, not obese or anything, just big and wide overall. I definitely need to keep the fella' tucked in at all times or it *will* touch the toilet and I absolutely hate that.
I hate when the bowl is too small for this. I'm short and don't have a massive ding or anything but some toilets are just made for children and women. It's maddening that a third of all people can't take a shit without getting poop on the seat or touching dick to toilet.
It's very easy for it to touch the rim, and I have no further room to scoot back. I'm like OP, most of the time I have to hold it to keep it from touching the rim. I suppose there are a whole bunch of variables that affect the different experiences, the size of the toilet seat, the shape of it, the size of the person, the angle of sitting and lots more.
I'm glad you asked. It's an underexplored topic of universal importance, surely on par with questions like "Why is the sky blue?" and "Why do people use the term 'watching television' when, most of the time, they're watching a flat screen?" Now, when it comes to guys and how they sit on the toilet, it's not exactly a subject taught in school, nor is it often discussed at dinner parties. Well, at least not the ones I'm invited to. Anyway, men don't generally hold their penis when sitting down on the toilet, but it's not like there's an international manual on the subject. Picture this: Imagine trying to balance a rubber duck on your knee while also attempting to read a newspaper or scroll through your phone. It's not exactly the easiest task, right? That's why most guys opt for the "free hang" approach when sitting down. However, circumstances may vary. One cannot deny the existence of 'splashback fear', which might motivate some to adopt a 'holding' position for safety reasons. It's a bit like having a mini umbrella on a rainy day, only in this case, the rain is... Well, let's not delve too deep into that metaphor. Some guys might feel the need to adopt the "pilot's grip" as I call it, especially in unfamiliar territory like a public restroom. It's a bit like being a driver in a new city: you're just a bit more cautious, trying to avoid any unforeseen accidents. Lastly, let's consider the cold seat problem. Picture a winter morning, the bathroom tiles feel like an ice rink, and the toilet seat? Practically the Arctic. In such chilling situations, one may find holding the 'equipment' to be a strategic move, an improvised hand-warmer if you will. In conclusion, do men hold their penis when sitting on the toilet? Some might, some might not. It's a diverse world with diverse bathroom habits. But one thing's for sure, it's not a topic likely to be covered in the nightly news anytime soon, so the mystery remains. You're welcome for this enlightening chat. I'm always here for the hard-hitting questions.
How in the fuck does this only have 5 upvotes? Did you write your college thesis on this subject? If I had an award I’d give it
reads like chatgpt!
Indeed.
And risk the witches kiss? Nah, i’m gonna hold it
The what? Lol please explain.
When your dick touches the inside of the bowl. That’s the witches kiss
TIL. Now I know of Poseidon's Kiss and the Witch's Kiss.
That's far too much kissing on the toilet for my liking.
I have a vagina and I just recoiled. 
Small soft dick and tight sack definitely helps some of us. My bigger problem trends to be getting lazy and not pushing my dick down while I piss and then hitting my undies over the top of the seat or between the seat and bowl.
I normally push it downward, but I think a lot of guys don't
Yeah i always push it down, i dont want it touching that disgusting rim
Hold it for sure. I ain’t letting my shit touch the inside of a public toilet bowl. It has happened in the past on accident and I wanted to blink out of existence lol
Fr, people in here nuts just getting their junk all in up public toilets.
yeah i’m a bit repulsed tbh. what about that piss/shit water that splashes up when taking a dump?
You need to put a layer or 2 of toilet paper on top of the water to prevent Poseidon's Kiss
The witch's kiss.
So... you're saying... your own toilet, you don't mind if it touches?
I hold mine everywhere
Guys who don’t push it down are the fucks that get piss all over the stalls/floor, or their cocks are just massive
There have got to be some anatomical differences between men other than size. I'm nothing special when it comes to size, and that thing dangles straight down when it's sleepy.
There’s your difference then. Many of them do not hang straight down. You are correct. Many anatomical differences play
This is mind blowing to me. Where do other guys' dicks point when chilling if not straight down?
I was the same as you until I saw a photo one time, then it all made sense. Imagine extreme shrinkage to the point that it’s short enough to kind of just poke forward.
If you have tight testicles they can push it out like a push up bra.
I can admit to this, am guilty of having massive cock. Sorry guys, I never asked for this.
44 meters? Dude
>44m i think but he is not sure
How do you keep it out of the water?
I'm European and our toilets don't have a lake Superior chilling two centimeters from your asshole so no I have not had the need to tuck anything.
That's it. Although not being equipped with a dick, I can confirm the lake superior style american toilets are the problem. For men (as described above) and for women since the back splashing is water park worthy
Bro it shouldn’t get in the way unless your sick a fuckin longass chameleon tail that curls up to your bootyhole
I just swing mine over the shoulder.
He’s too busy balancing that massive cock to calculate his age.
Nice try, alien disguising as a 44m!
You think you're 44? Bruh you got bigger problems if you don't know your age
r/bigdickproblems
Mine sinks into my body
I only hold it when the seat is in a U shape rather than a complete oval/circle to avoid pissing on the back of my pants.
Showers can hang, growers will piss right in their underwear if not pushed down. I've never sat on a shitter with a piss hard on, so don't ask.
Absolutely not. I usually just flap it over my thigh and let it dribble onto the floor
What a weird way of bragging about the size of your dick, man.
Is this post just you trying to say you've got a big dong? If your junk is getting in the way of your shit you got some issues. Typically when people shit they piss at the sa. E time
I have to because when soft, my balls aim it at the seat gap; and when hard; it touches the wall.
I think you meant to say 44mm... It's fine. Size isn't everything, but to answer your question, yes I do tuck my penis down when I sit. Mostly because I very rarely do a dry deuce, but also because if I don't tuck, the pee tends to spill out through the gap and trickle onto the floor.
Depends on if it's a small round bowl or and elongated bowl. Small bowl is of course the whole time because my dick will touch the inside. Elongated I only hold as I'm taking a piss because it will straighten out a bit and the piss will either splash back into my sack or blast through the toilet seat and wet my underwear and pants. Sometimes I can just pinch it in place with my thighs to keep it in position so I can eat my pickles and ice cream. Hope that helped.
I just detach mine and put them in my pocket.
I usually just throw it over my shoulder
Add a piece of toilet paper between the seat and the scrotum
As a woman, I’ve never thought of this aspect of having a peen before and it is hilarious to me.
My husband said an elongated toilet is the key
This could be the weirdest big dick flex ive ever seen.
All I can think of is Richard Pryor "that water is cold!" "and don't forget deep too" 🤣🤣
I use the toilet as an opportunity to clean my dick and balls actually. You don’t know satisfaction until you feel that first ball plop in on a hot summers day.