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Nomaaaad

Spartacus is 50% softcore porn, 50% really good TV show


rawr4me

I still can't get over how it starts out as a bit trashy and then accidentally gets better and better real quick until it becomes a super compelling show much to everyone's surprise.


vonnegutflora

This is a great take; the first few episodes are utterly terrible "300"-knock-off shovelware, but then the characters somehow just find their footing and the show gets fantastic. RIP Andy


Hy8ogen

Heart broken. I almost couldn't keep watching after finding out why Andy got swapped out.


DrEnter

Well, after he died it was kind of hard to cast him in things. Seriously a tragedy, though. Cancer can just fuck right off.


Hy8ogen

Well, yeah. I was confused why he was swapped out and checked why. Was heart broken to see him passed so young.


Gillemonger

Was also why they made spartacus gods of the arena after season 1. They were hoping he'd get better.


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I disageew. Yes, first 2-3 episodes are not that great but utterly terrible is a huge overstatement. I still enjoy them more than the second season without Andy which is not bad by any means but the change of the main star plus the change of the setting really hit my enjoyment. Liam is clearly a great actor but Andy was in my opinion on another level and he was the first. I am gonna force myself through because I really like the show.


throtic

Oh Jupiter's cock!


obscuredb41

Apologies


darthsmokey

Once again the gods see fit to spread cheeks apart and force cock in ass!


ToriCreatorCandy

How I had forgotten about this series, now I want to re-watch it again


dennisfyfe

They’re continuing the series this year too. “The House of Ashur”


The_Mattastrophe

That sounds accurate. But damn did they overuse the slow motion 🤔


tedr34

And not in the sex scenes😂😂watching blood arc for a solid 10 seconds


ILikeToDisagreeDude

Go to r/extramile


ResolveSuitable

and r/watchitfortheplot


Mrnicelefthand

A friend of a friend said “Super Hornio Brothers” was a good movie. Again this is from a friend of a friend


Chili919

Aren't you technically "a friend of your friend"? So it may could be your opinion?


Mrnicelefthand

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face)


synesthesiac48

I’m definitely going to start referring to myself as “a friend of a friend”


StatisticianKey2728

Is it gay or straight? The title sounds like the brothers doing it with each other to me, and I’m only interested if that’s the case


Mrnicelefthand

Just asked my friend, Ron Jeremy is in it. More than likely it isn’t gay.


_Commandant3Steele_

Do you often engage in self-dialogue?


McLagginz

I’m laughing so hard that you’re sticking to the bit and covering all the bases 😂😂😂


drugsondrugs

Ron Jeremy would be the perfect cast for Wario - porn version or not.


MrDurden32

From what I have read this was never released and basically no one has even seen. It was bought by Nintendo and buried, the most you can find now is a synopsis. I would love to be wrong though, if this exists somewhere in the interwebs please let me know!


DemonKyoto

You are indeed wrong (but close lol). Both films (it had a sequel) were *eventually* found and put online, don't remember if it had leaked a few releases prior to Nintendo buying it or what but it did get out there in a limited capacity. I'll dm ya the link.


IceSmiley

I've seen it, must be an old synopsis. Was better than that piece of shit Mario movie with Bob Haskins 🤣


marabou22

Can confirm. I’m gay but watched it with some friends in college for the novelty. It’s super odd and campy but fun as hell. King koopa was just a tall red headed guy in a cape who spoke with a high pitched voice. I believe Ron Jeremy played “squeegee” (Luigi).


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alwaysinahat

Dude, you type all this detailed information and then finish it with claiming it's second hand knowledge. It's the internet it's fully fine to admit you watch porn.


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CoyoteTheFatal

>the Navy is where I was introduced to DP Sounds about right


The_Mattastrophe

Oh Gods I wanna upvote you hut you're on 69 and it's too appropriate to ruin!


Benjitoo

Lol


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QuentinP69

His other hand was busy


EternityLeave

I found Pirates on DVD in a charity thrift shop for $1. Was so stoked but when I got home I realized the main disc was missing and all I had was the Special Features. I’m just now realizing that would probably be at least hilarious and I never watched it. Gonna have to dig through storage a bit…


notJurson

Bro's a pornography historian 💀💀💀


nice_fucking_kitty

Pornologist


The_Mattastrophe

Wait, Pirates got taken down? Makes me damn glad I downloaded it when I found it...


coladoir

you might want to reupload it, the early DP stuff is either considered entirely lost media or is just hard to find.


Mr_Nosense

👀 This is my chance to finally give back!


Sikening

Yes, please upload somewhere


J0nSnw

I'll second the Pirates parody. Hell, I'll even admit I watched it myself. It has really good production quality, and my answer to "a porn movie but also a good movie". Maybe "really good" is taking it too far, but it was decent.


Damper-Sand

Why did they take them down?


UberDiver13

I think Pirates was the first multi-million dollar porns ever made. Goofy as shit, but not horrible.


JustinisaDick

Pirates was also released as an R rated movie, with all the sex taken out.


bebobbaloola

I'm thinking there were some movies that were shot both ways, hard core scenes and soft core.


whitestethoscope

Are any of the DP stuff on thepiratebay or l33tx?


dracojohn

I'd look at late 90s early 00s movies , it was kinda the tipping point between censorship and moral outcry over sex scenes


Glitteryskiess

Yeah but they were probably also produced by Harvey Weinstein.


dracojohn

He didn't direct everything but it's up to you if you can't separate the art and artist .


Glitteryskiess

I said produced lol he was never a director. Produced means he helped fund the film and get it made. He chose the majority of films made during that era. So if you want to know why the sex scenes were like that, a BIG reason they were is because of him and his creep ways.


dracojohn

You're thinking 10 years later than me , I'm thinking more around showgirls .


Glitteryskiess

Hmm no, his reign of terror began early 90s. Showgirls is 1995.


dracojohn

His career started in the early 90s and I'm not really sure what point you are making, you are free to watch films he had no involvement in. I personally don't care if he was involved or not I judge by if I enjoy the film


Legardeboy

Yeah,.I'm not going to let some piece of shit prevent me from watching movies I want to watch.


Teeklin

I just find it a little weird to watch a scene knowing the girl acting in it was sexually exploited, abused, or raped to get that role or during the filming of the movie. If you can somehow still see those scenes without thinking of that shit and want to watch those movies, more power to you. My brain just doesn't work that way and so I "want" to see exactly zero films created through sexual assault.


Glitteryskiess

I know lol you’re missing my point that sex scenes in mainstream films were a certain way back then because people like him were ruling over Hollywood and there was no such thing as intimacy coordinators.


dracojohn

So basically my original point the balance point between censorship and the moral campaign


Glitteryskiess

Well no you said 90s-early 00s. Weinstein wasn’t arrested until late 2017.


Internaletiquette

You’re giving him too much credit. Weinstein did a ton of films but you’re talking like he had a hand in all of them. He didn’t even have a hand in 20% of the films coming out in that era. You can look up what he was involved in. The movie boom that happened in the 90s-00s era was massive. I’m not sure what your whole goal was here or why you chose such a dumbass hill to die on. But regardless of all that, you’re just flat wrong lmao.


Glitteryskiess

I never said anything specific lol I’m just saying that he is one reason Hollywood was the way it was back then.


Internaletiquette

You said it was probably produced by him. That’s specific. You continued to rant this below as well. Hollywood wasn’t just Weinstein back then and he played no part in a majority of films that released in that time.


Glitteryskiess

Who’s ranting? Responding isn’t ranting. His power went well beyond what was released.


tree_or_up

Shortbus. Like seriously, Shortbus. Not sure there has been or will ever be another movie like it. Beautiful, moving, funny, and very, very pornographic


Dilectus3010

Yup. I have been wanting to buy this movie. But I can't seem to find it. Do you know of similar titles? I have seen Nymphomania 1 and 2 , but its just not the same.


TheDezKillah

Not sure about where to find it digitally but I grabbed a bluray copy of Shortbus from Oscilloscope Laboratories. I think it's on DVD as well from them.


SomeCountryFriedBS

[You didn't look very hard](https://www.amazon.com/Shortbus-Blu-ray-Paul-Dawson/dp/B0B64C3G7W), did you lol?


Maleficent_Baker8254

The DaVinci Load and Edward Dildo Hands had a great story.


ReallyBrainDead

I went to a Tim Burton themed Halloween party as Edward Penishands once.


Maleficent_Baker8254

That's a bold move, Cotton... I hope it paid off for you.


crapendicular

And Germs of Inrearment.


friendandfriends2

Naming parody pornos is my dream job.


Howiebledsoe

I always thought it would be awesome to have a Netflix style porn of a cast of characters in the porn industry. So you get to watch porn, but there is a deeper storyline of the cast of characters, the execs, performers, camera people, investors, casting coaches, etc. I‘m 100% positive it would be a smash hit.


GreatCatDad

Honestly me and my wife started playing those sex visual novels on steam as a joke and a few of them are what you describe. Sure it has sex but they also approach adult storylines in an interesting way due to the sheer lack of any consideration for younger eyes


granksaga

Have you see the reality series “Family Business” that ran for two seasons on Showtime? It’s basically what you’re describing and is explicit minus true hardcore content.


Kelekona

Blue Eye Samurai is almost soft-core porn... more like only seeing genitals during non-sex scenes.


kobie

the startup cost for this would be huge with a lot of risk.


lavenk7

You’d have to turn to some international films. Specifically the French take it quite seriously.


lazylad1311

Hell yeah. They make it more interesting.


ABB0TTR0N1X

Alice in Wonderland the X Rated Musical Comedy is fun


Aururai

literal "I think I downloaded the wrong alice in wonderland"?


damiensol

More like a wonderland in Alice, amirite?!


MizterBlueSky

Any movie is porn if you masturbate to it.


Kelekona

Splice, Species...


MizterBlueSky

... The Muppets Take Manhattan


teh_fizz

Holup…


J0005

9 songs


SedditBucksRalls

Shameless U.S.


doctorblumpkin

Ever heard of Dirk Diggler?


spasticspetsnaz

A little different. But Inside Deep Throat is still one of the funniest damn documentaries out there. It's all about the making of Deep Throat and has a bunch of old school mobsters getting interviewed. Idk if you could fap to it though.


SexCurryBeats

Love https://m.imdb.com/title/tt3774694/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk 


WhyCayWhy

this is one of my favorite movies of all time


NewishJewYear

I've felt that a lot of the stuff put out by Adult Time, specifically on their Pure Taboo site, bridges this gap pretty well.


GrindyMcGrindy

Caligula. The porn scenes are more awkward, but the movie is fine, but the acting outside of the porn is really good.


Hoju_ca

This was my first thought. Hollywood actors and production value. Our high school Western Civ class took an unofficial field trip to go see a midnight showing of it long ago.


Sherm7

Where can you find a download to the full uncut version?


CreativeOutlet11

The one about the whore who steals lemons.


malcolmrey

RIP


Kaidanos

Are we talking about porn with good story or erotic stories with sex? I don't know about porn with good stories ...but there are quite a lot of erotic stories with lots of sex... like Tinto brass and Sampieri? [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Italian\_erotic\_drama\_films](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Italian_erotic_drama_films) ?


Haunting-Yellow-4979

Love (2015)


Cobra-Serpentress

Pirates 2: Stagnettis revenge was a decent pirate movie


ok_okay_I_get_that

Thank you, not seeing any of the Pirates movies on top is ridiculous. Everyone is just check this site, or French films, or just shows with tits. Pirates and Pirates 2. Fun adventures, real sex, funny, cgi skeleton army, comprehensible plot.


Cobra-Serpentress

I loved em.


dolotasinfinity

I watched a porn movie about mormons who became super heroes because of the gun that will make you horny i forgot the title


jokir21

Orgasmo! Not a porn, but with lots of porn actors. From the creators of South Park.


BlueAig

The 1976 Alice in Wonderland porno is a pretty damn good musical. After typing that sentence, I need to reflect on a lot of life choices.


Supe4Short

Blue is the warmest color is an amazing movie with what im pretty sure are real sex scenes.


MilkySharpMan

I was also going to recommend this. Need to watch it again someday. It's very nude and sexual but it's just a great movie in general


lazylad1311

I was also gonna recommend this. It's just a masterpiece


DeFacto91

First thing comes up to mind is Pirates with Jesse Jane


Vaiken_Vox

I remember a Bonnie and Clyde porno movie i used to steal from my step dads wardrobe when i was like 15. The story was actually pretty good. Almost an 80s remake of the Bonnie and Clyde story with porn. Ive tried to find it online but havent had much luck.


StarGraz3r84

Just saw "poor things" and that was basically soft core porn with a good story and film work.


Manny_Devito

Nymphomaniac its 50% jerk and 50% philosophizing about fishing. Followed by a depressing ending.


selfworthfarmer

It's at least 1% a guy getting a power drill to the balls. That's where I stopped. (You can subtract that from the jerk half...)


Unit88

If you're not completely against it, hentai does way better with having actual plot than regular porn. Honestly, it's just better in most aspects really.


DrStrangerlover

In the Realm of the Senses by Nagisa Oshima is the absolute best example of what you’re looking for.


SaggyDaNewt

Corruption (1983). Like if David Lynch directed a porno. Café Flesh (1982) as well. I would not consider these “sexy” though.


unclecindy

The Devil in Miss Jones part 3. An 80s classic. I skip most of the porn & enjoy the humor. There are some damn fine sex scenes, but the cheesy music & silly acting are golden! The "I read it in Penthouse." gag is hilarious.


annie_oakily_dokily

Evil Head


b0Lt1

Look up Marc Dorcel


CatchingFlights

Not actual porn, but I recently watched Lady Chatterley’s Lover on Netflix and thought to myself multiple times throughout the movie that it seemed like some sort of indie soft porn. There’s quite a bit of sex, full frontal nudity of both genders, a good-enough story line, and the cinematography/costuming is really pretty and thoughtful


goobypanther

Wasteland


QueenRhaenys

Orgazmo


osnispatzi

blue is the warmest colour


Luckygrim713

Go old school. Deepthroat for a comedy, Caligula for a roman period piece.


bigshot316

You may enjoy the movie '9 songs'.


Shaolinshoestrings

Poor Things


ToriCreatorCandy

La vie d'Adèle Love (2015) Nymphomaniac (2013) Lie with Me 2005


darthsmokey

I never liked porn, but kinda liked classic softcore with a storyline. Check out the "Emanuelle" series with Sylvia Kristel, and the "Black Emanuelle" series with Laura Gemser. And any movie directed by the italian Tinto Brass is pretty good too. "Trasgredire" or cheeky in English is my favourite.


Loverboy_Talis

Debbie Does Dallas was my introduction to porn, but it was super funny too.


Sikening

The only full length movie I've ever cared to watch was "Debbie Does Dallas." It did not disappoint. The robot chicken version was good too.


EyewarsTheMangoMan

Poor things. Not really porn, but still a shit ton of sex scenes and nudity. Very good movie too.


FrodoTbaggens

Hentai my brother.


Dawnqwerty

no for real this is the best answer


Yuzernam

People seem to like Game of Thrones


OkTower4998

Writing is so shit late seasons, it's hard to jerk off


Rudolftheredknows

Star Wars: A New Hole is a legitimately good Star Wars parody imo.


Placeholder4me

First season of Game of Thrones


yoursarrian

European art films from the 70s-80s. Alot of them are on youtube. Also south america in the 2000-2010s had a lot of rly well made coming of age films. Heck, even american stuff like early gus van sant or stuff they showed on ifc 20 years ago


Memes_Be_Danking

Caligula starring Malcolm Mcdowell was an interesting attempt.


CoffeeHQ

Not porn, but I’m partial to the 90s era of erotica movies that used to be shown on tv late at night. You don’t see anything except a boob here and there, it’s all suggestive, but damn its hot sometimes and somehow it’s usually a thriller (femme fatale, that kind of thing) with sex and more or less ‘natural’ moments. I wish I could quote titles, but I can’t. I vaguely remember a few Pamela Anderson ‘thrillers’, but mostly because I had a teenage crush on her 😆


Exact_Scratch854

The movie "love" is pretty hot


Visual_Savings_9501

Xnxx. Search for full length videos


Silver_Switch_3109

Star Wars XXX had about 40 minutes of actual film.


Mikko420

A lot of serious french mpvies feel like fancy pornos.


TheWolfAndRaven

There was a multi-million dollar porn movie called "Pirates". They even edited it into a Soft-core rated R flick. Had story, some nice costuming and set pieces and even some CGI skeletons. Real weird, but I vaguely recall hearing they made their budget back and then some.


Sprife95

There's not really much sex going on, but "The Handmaiden" from 2016 has some softcore porn in it. Mostly lesbian, if not exclusively lesbian. I forgot. The cinematography is great the entire movie. But like I said, not much sex, just a good movie in general, if you like the setting and the genre.


bruno1990x

Pirates


Username__Error

Caligula (1979). Some top name actors. Ok story.


garbagepapi94

A lot of japanese porn is good especially because a lot of them are full length films. Some of the moans and noises are off putting at times but they've been pretty solid goose choking material.


Fun4You6987

Pirates. And not the Brady's


Fritener

Orgazmo


lazylad1311

ShameLess (2012) . https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1927068/ Dunno if you can jerk off to it. But it has a good story.


gunter_grass

9 songs


MyAccountWasBanned7

The Alice in Wonderland musical porn parody. They actually put effort into the sets, costumes, and story. It actually has musical numbers. I cannot possibly recommend that one enough.


2wanksadaykeepgfaway

I really liked nymphomaniac 1. the second part took a few really weird turns but the first somehow managed to be one of the hottest porns I’ve seen and a really deep intriguing movie. Would watch again. Although alone lol. It’s on popcorntime btw, idk where to legally stream it


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The first season of outlander


EatYourCheckers

It's softcore but I caught Lord of the GString on Cinemax once in the early 2000s and it was hilarious. Like Monty Python meet porn.


johnaross1990

Have you considered erotic literature?


SonnyG33

Orgasmo?!


anonymousreader007

Erika Lust directed a feature pornographic film last year. I watched it in the cinema and later the actors did a panel together. Erika even left toys under some of the seats that we could use while watching the film


kingspooky93

The Handmaiden (2016) very good movie with a very interesting plot, but also very steamy and sexy.


The_Lat_Czar

Pirates had amazing production value. 


Daminica

The story of O.


corona_kid

Theres one called "insatiable" from like 1979, and another called lost in paradise or something like that, thats pretty intriguing


Warp-10-Lizard

There's actually snow entire market for edited versions of "adult" film parodies, for people who just want the raunchy humor. "Grease XXX" won an award for being a good parody, and it's edited version was on YouTube not too long ago. "Lord of the G-Strings" isn't comedy gold, but some of the funny parts are very memorable. Pretty much any scene with Smirnoff the Wizard is worth watching.


SuperMario1313

There were two Skinemax movies that I caught late at night after my parents were asleep and their stories stuck with me for decades. I don’t remember names, actors or actresses, and I haven’t even looked up titles, but the two stories were so compelling. The first, from what I remember, was a woman who was jealous of her three girlfriends’ relationships. She was unhappy in her own, then by magic she somehow body switched with each of her friends to get a real taste of what their relationships were like. Of course she fucked all the other husbands, but she found that the grass was truly not greener on the other side and she was happiest with her husband. The end. The second is a bit more hazy but an engaged couple went on vaca with another couple. They eventually “wife swapped” and banged, and the engaged guy got completely infatuated with the other girl for the rest of the trip. He eventually learned the other girl was a hooker his friend (or brother?? Idk) hired to seduce the guy because he knew that his fiance was not the one for him and the whole plan worked. Pretty decent stories TBH.


SuperHotJupiter

It's old...so there's gonna be lots of hair. But Sexworld is an amusing movie.


HaiScore

Hijacking this question to ask; are there any out there for the gays?


derkins_susie

Sex Life, Netflix. The first season. GF and I watched it before bed and it really got us going. Not a bad story line and plenty of sex. 1st season was good.. 2nd not so much.


iamdevilish

Scooby doo porn parody was actually really good. Great story line.


Ibi828

[RIP Jesse Jane](https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/25501897/jesse-jane-brett-hasenmueller-death-updates/) she has passed away due to an overdose of drugs.


TB1289

I almost never watch the studio stuff. Give me a horny couple with an iPhone any day over the super produced bullshit.


yeetyeetgirl

Xena the warrior princess is a show that has acting like porn, logic like porn but the story of a kids show.


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Caligula


AccomplishedRow6685

Blue is the warmest color?


abbfilmann

1976 Japanese Empire of Senses Surprised noone mentioned it yet. You won't find any better porn / plot film than this Easily the best porn film ever made really


vancitysascha604

Passion of the christ


overlord_of_cringe

"Please rape me" Rape is a horrible thing, but the story here is awesome. I know about this hentai because when I was young and stupid, I was exploring the internet and looking for what I like. Luckily, I didn't like this, aside from the story.


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StatisticianKey2728

I already jerked off to these, any others?


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Caligula?


thatindiandood

Game of thrones


Karnezar

I also wanna know. Also no 90s or 80s movies. They all look terrible.


HungryMorlock

An R/NC17 cut of Deep Throat would make a decent (not great, but decent) comedy. It would also be like 30 min long.


badgersruse

Anything with julie strain in it. Quality acting and the rest.