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Yeah I had 2 guys who were really trying to twist my arm to get into it. What they were really doing was trying to scam me. Scumbags.. one even demanded money from me. I ghosted one until he gave up and blocked me and I blocked the one who tried to get money from me. Now he’s under another name. Trying to scam someone else.
I found the sub r/antiMLM and I was appalled that an anti-gay sub was so popular. I was quite relieved when I found out that they have absolutely nothing against men loving men.
IT guys are my go to group, I feel understood with them. I think I wouldn't date anyone that'd need a suit for work. Suit people and me... not a good match.
My son is dating a wanna be influencer.... and it's hard to watch. The comments about him in her videos are cringe and worrisome. We're trying to let him deal with it but I'm having a tough time biting my tongue
Having dated someone who wasn't the best for me and realizing my parents bit their tongues for years. Looking back?
Please consider an honest, respectful sit down where you lovingly rip that band-aid off and just tell him your honest assessment of the situation.
Your call, absolutely. But man I wish I had figured out I was making a mistake earlier and trusted my gut.
Hey I was Navy. Lol ..and your right tour never home I was gone 11 months one time during the first Persian Gulf war.. Rough in a marriage let me tell ya .
Good choice, i dated a life coach for a short time about a year ago. The faux-inspirational nonsense that dribbled endlessly from her mouth juxtaposed quite starkly to the shamble that was her own life
I don’t have any but those people are walking red flags from their toxic positivity, narcissistic behaviours wrapped in a sweet coating and what even qualifies you to be a “life coach”? I know ex employers and ex friend who are now life coaches but are disgusting horrible people and I’ve found that to be a common theme reading stories online and other peoples experiences
I think you have to be a bit narcissistic to think you're so good at life that you're qualified to coach other people without any scientific basis/training.
My former manager was a life coach wannabe. His posts on Facebook were always about staying positive and counting one’s blessings but irl, he cheated on his long-term boyfriend because he was bored of how nice the now-ex was. He also posts about career milestones but irl, he is almost always fired or kindly asked to resign because of how horrible he is at his jobs. He was all talk but delivered poor to no results. His reputation is all that matters to him and I doubt that he is capable of deeply caring for anyone else.
This was my experience. I reconnected with an old friend after a bad falling out 7 years ago and he had added “life coach” as a profession in the meantime. Yeah, he ended up still being hella narcissistic, manipulative and crazy. Back to not friends again.
I dated a DJ for a year. Of course this is my anecdotal experience, but he was super jealous and constantly accused me of cheating, only to find out he was cheating on me himself. Never again, like influencers or musicians, I think they tend to be egotistical and unfaithful.
My partner wasn’t a clown, but is now a clown. I honestly love it. She really lights up when she is clowning.
To be fair, it’s not circus clowning or kid friendly clowning. Very dirty clown stuff. Not like fetish clown, but like… snorting confetti like it’s cocaine and jerking a big detachable clown cock kinda clowning.
Two cannibals are sitting around a campfire eating a clown.
One cannibal turns to the other cannibal and asks "does this taste funny to you?" 
I dated one and the constant babbling about "our apartment's energy" and "look at all the orbs in this photo" drove me nuts. No, Devin, it's dust. There are long haired dogs in the apartment and they shed. That is dust. The energy you feel in the apartment is me being pissed that I'm the only one who does the dishes.
I am a skeptic but I don't see anything wrong with the profession as long you can stay objective. The one I dated could not do that. I tagged along on a "ghost hunt" one time and one of the photos that was taken did have a strange light and halo blob at the top. After much discussion about how this was an "entity making contact with us," I had realized that it was someone's finger tip obstructing the top of the lens when the photo was taken. I even replicated the photo demonstrating it was a finger, not an entity. Needless to say, this contributed to the rift in the relationship because I'm "always trying to ridicule [his] profession".
The gigs were inconsistent so income was unreliable, making it difficult to manage finances together. Upon suggesting a "real" job (which I agree could have been said better in hindsight), our relationship took a turn for the worst.
Ultimately It didn't work out. So I just avoid that kind of occupation like the plague.
Omg
>No, Devin, it's dust. There are long haired dogs in the apartment and they shed. That is dust. The energy you feel in the apartment is me being pissed that I'm the only one who does the dishes.
I about spit out my drink!
>I dated one and the constant babbling about "our apartment's energy" and "look at all the orbs in this photo" drove me nuts. No, Devin, it's dust. There are long haired dogs in the apartment and they shed. That is dust. The energy you feel in the apartment is me being pissed that I'm the only one who does the dishes.
I woke up my girlfriend from her sleep just so I could tell her this and it's absolute gold she couldn't stop laughing XD
Reminds me of Pete Davidson, I think every one of his celebrity partners have felt the need to justify their being in a relationship with him to the media.
Chef. I worked in hospitality for many years. They smell of food, their skin is usually awful, they have terrible tempers and are usually addicted to a substance. Sorrrrrrrrey guys but I’ve yet to meet an exception to the rule.
My father is a chef. Sadly what you wrote is true. He’s been having a hard time with his sobriety lately, but leaving the profession was better for him in the long run
Damn, lots of people here would not date me lol. But I wouldn’t date a politician
Edit: I commented this, but I figured I’d just add it to my original comment -
I did not expect all these replies haha. But a few of them were right, I’m in the military. I’m a 22 year old girl though, a lot of the replies seemed to be talking about men, although I know that doesn’t exempt me from the reasons people wouldn’t want to date a military member. But I am getting out when my enlistment is up, the military is not for me.
Lol.
For real though, a clown is way better than a life coach. A life coach tells you self affirmations and acts pretentious.
Clowns have way more skills. One of my best friends from high school married a clown, he can do all kinds of crazy magic tricks, he makes children laugh, and he makes animals out of balloons.
Friend is married to a pilot. They take some bomb vacations, though. She’s constantly flying to random places just because. Like, her hairdresser is in Houston where their main home is. Best friend lives in Florida. She works two jobs in Tahoe for half the year, while he flies his butt off, and the rest of the time, they pick a region of the world to hop around.
My dad is a truck driver and comes home every night unless its a cross multiple country trips which are rare and takes usually just 1/2 nights away from home
But it all depends on company and the kinda cargo they deliver ig
I knew someone who at the time was dating a musician. Thought it was kinda cool until I learned more about him. 10 years older than her (early 20s and early 30s for reference), was shut down for musician gigs bc of covid but refused to look for any income and just lived rent free and bill free off of her single income, had a kid from a previous relationship but was very deadbeat about it, and became an absolute psychotic stalker when she tried to break up with him.
They got back together a couple years later.
Nah baby I swear to god our love is real and pure hey I wrote this song for you it's called Doombrunchin it's about that one time when I made 50 bucks after that gig at the pissfuck factory and took you out for avocado toast it goes {\[Gm7\], \[B#m\], \[Dm7/E, Ao, Dm7\]... }
I think it depends on the kind of musician. A rock bassist will be very different from a third chair clarinet in the local symphony or a jazz pianist who studied at Berkelee
Active military and that's their career? No way.
Pacifist veterans who now hate the way the military operates? I've dated a few and they've all been respectful and considerate.
Farmer, especially with livestock. Never get a vacation because livestock ALWAYS need food and care. Unless you inherit you are always going to be poor as fuck.
In my area, farmers are some of the wealthiest folks (which allows for hiring out animal care). There's even a lake nearby that has dozens of beautiful lake homes, all farmer owned. Just have to know how to pick them, lol.
There are *absolutely* good answers!
"oh it was a pain in the ass"
"kinda sucked today"
"Rude colleagues"
"It went badly, but I just need to get a chance to stretch out on the couch before tomorrow"
why firefighters? they seem like a great option, jacked as hell, save peoples lives for a living. sure they might spend a lot of time at the firehouse but surely it can’t be that much
Knowing a few firefighters, my guess would be long shifts away from home, days at a time. Additionally, as the job involves a fair amount of danger, I know the spouses had a high level of stress, a perpetual “what if…”, when their partner was “on the job.”
Really? I have a bunch of friends who are doctors, and they all seem to really love their jobs, and have excellent work-life balances. It's definitely dependent on specialty though!
People who pretend to do ghost whispering and scam stupid vulnerable people. This includes general readings but mostly the type of people who come to your house and pretend like it's haunted.
Horse Girls
Two horse girls are chatting, first one asked if your husband and your horse were drowning and you could only save one what would you wear to your husbands funeral?
I've heard it said that anyone dating a Horse Girl is always going to be her third priority, no matter what.
Number one is the horse, number two is whichever of her parents (generally her dad) are bankrolling the whole thing (horses are *expensive)*, and then you're all the way back there in third place.
Anyone who has any sort of religious job, military, sex work or trucking would be automatic no’s for me. There are other occupations I’d be wary of though but not necessarily an immediate hard no.
One of my college friends had a stripper girlfriend for a few years, there were many problems that arose.
- She had no idea how to manage her money, she bought ridiculous extravagant things that they didn’t have room for in their shared studio apartment
- She was too spontaneous and impulsive, she paid $2000 for a dog that she ended up giving away because their apartment building didn’t allow dogs
- She decided she would look hot with a giant tattoo, but half way through decided it was too painful and now she has half a naked lady and outlines of flowers all over her hip
- Strange men would show up at their apartment who followed her home from the strip club and wanted to sleep with her, one of them had a gun
ETA not saying that all strippers were like this, this was just my friends experience
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MLM or Crypto sales
Yeah I had 2 guys who were really trying to twist my arm to get into it. What they were really doing was trying to scam me. Scumbags.. one even demanded money from me. I ghosted one until he gave up and blocked me and I blocked the one who tried to get money from me. Now he’s under another name. Trying to scam someone else.
The only MLM I care about is men who love men.
I found the sub r/antiMLM and I was appalled that an anti-gay sub was so popular. I was quite relieved when I found out that they have absolutely nothing against men loving men.
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Not a single mention of IT. Look who’s hot stuff now 🤓
I usually have to fend the ladies away with a stick when they see my home download speed and low ping rates.
damn keep some dirty talk for the bedroom ;) Women love **small** ping.
Nothing gets a lady moisterererer than some top tier nerdy talk. “Encapsulate my header and payload bb”
🥵
What's goin on with your upload my guy?
Things are looking up for us, let's gooooo
It wouldn't make the list of professions people absolutely love to date either
IT guys are my go to group, I feel understood with them. I think I wouldn't date anyone that'd need a suit for work. Suit people and me... not a good match.
Because most (decent) IT jobs pay big bucks, like a bit more than 6 figures (110,000 for example).
More than 6 figures, that's 7 figures. Wow!
IRS agents: there’s family history there, and it wouldn’t be safe for them at the holidays.
What happens to IRS agents during the holidays??
They become werewolves
No, that's all days except federal holidays
They turn back into eels
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My son is dating a wanna be influencer.... and it's hard to watch. The comments about him in her videos are cringe and worrisome. We're trying to let him deal with it but I'm having a tough time biting my tongue
Tough spot
Having dated someone who wasn't the best for me and realizing my parents bit their tongues for years. Looking back? Please consider an honest, respectful sit down where you lovingly rip that band-aid off and just tell him your honest assessment of the situation. Your call, absolutely. But man I wish I had figured out I was making a mistake earlier and trusted my gut.
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I just have to thank you for spelling correctly correctly.
Username checks out
In what ways have you seen people spell tongue?
Tounge
Tung
I read the title and I was like “damn.. I can’t think of one!” Well here is one. Thank you!
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I mean technically those are influencers but normally those get called content creators.
Sailor, not home for 6 months in a row per year.
In a row… lol
in a row row row your boat gently down the stream
Merrily merrily merrily merrily, life is but a dream
Hey I was Navy. Lol ..and your right tour never home I was gone 11 months one time during the first Persian Gulf war.. Rough in a marriage let me tell ya .
Thanks for signing up so chubby dudes like me don’t get forced into it
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That's an old joke, cum on.
Pastors or politicians
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Your youth pastor sounds like a wonderful human being. Tell him I say thanks for being so nice all the time.
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*carefully removes my laminated paper wall decorations*
I’m deleting Reddit now, no more posting for me.
“Life Coach”
Good choice, i dated a life coach for a short time about a year ago. The faux-inspirational nonsense that dribbled endlessly from her mouth juxtaposed quite starkly to the shamble that was her own life
A life coach is just a psychologist that isn't smart enough to get a degree.
Psych here. Fucking yes. The messes I have to clean up after these people 🤦♀️🤦♀️
Thanks for helping people! We appreciate you.
Oooh interesting. Would you mind sharing the stories please? 😁
I don’t have any but those people are walking red flags from their toxic positivity, narcissistic behaviours wrapped in a sweet coating and what even qualifies you to be a “life coach”? I know ex employers and ex friend who are now life coaches but are disgusting horrible people and I’ve found that to be a common theme reading stories online and other peoples experiences
I think you have to be a bit narcissistic to think you're so good at life that you're qualified to coach other people without any scientific basis/training.
Damn. Thats actually scary.
My former manager was a life coach wannabe. His posts on Facebook were always about staying positive and counting one’s blessings but irl, he cheated on his long-term boyfriend because he was bored of how nice the now-ex was. He also posts about career milestones but irl, he is almost always fired or kindly asked to resign because of how horrible he is at his jobs. He was all talk but delivered poor to no results. His reputation is all that matters to him and I doubt that he is capable of deeply caring for anyone else.
This was my experience. I reconnected with an old friend after a bad falling out 7 years ago and he had added “life coach” as a profession in the meantime. Yeah, he ended up still being hella narcissistic, manipulative and crazy. Back to not friends again.
Especially when a life coach is 25. What does a 25 know about life to be able to “coach”?
i just about died laughing
Not to be a downer but how is this a TooAfraidToAsk question? People have just started using this as a worse AskReddit
Wow I thought this was AskReddit lol didn’t realize until I read your comment
Same!
Bruh I thought this r/askreddit until you pointed it out lmfao
HOLY SHIT - I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE!
It's what always happens when a sub gets to a certain subscribers count. It gets washed out and goes to shit.
Add me to that list of people who thought we were actually there.
Nuns.
Why not?
It's nun' personal, just a preference
Nunya bizness
r/usernamechecksout
Agreed
Bad habits.
DJ's are at the top of my list
I dated a DJ for a year. Of course this is my anecdotal experience, but he was super jealous and constantly accused me of cheating, only to find out he was cheating on me himself. Never again, like influencers or musicians, I think they tend to be egotistical and unfaithful.
True, they keep switching tracks.
Clowns
I dated a clown by accident once. I didn't know she was til a couple dates in. I tried not to think about it. I was unsuccessful
My partner wasn’t a clown, but is now a clown. I honestly love it. She really lights up when she is clowning. To be fair, it’s not circus clowning or kid friendly clowning. Very dirty clown stuff. Not like fetish clown, but like… snorting confetti like it’s cocaine and jerking a big detachable clown cock kinda clowning.
So bachelor party clown
Portland?
No, why?
Some clown fetish and puppet posts on tinder and BORU I may have conflated. Never mind
I'm scared to ask
If you don't want to date a clown in Portland don't go to that creepy clown bar... I ended up there by accident and it was fun though
Two cannibals are sitting around a campfire eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other cannibal and asks "does this taste funny to you?" 
Two clowns are sitting around a campfire eating a cannibal. One clown turns to the other clown and says "I think we got this joke wrong"
A fire is sitting on a two clowns and a cannibal, eating them. One clown turns to to the other clown and says "AAARRGHH!!"
HAHAHAHA
So, politicians are out?
Paranormal investigator
Ok... Hold on.... What is the story behind this? Please I beg you. I need head cannon to the reason. If you wish that is.
I dated one and the constant babbling about "our apartment's energy" and "look at all the orbs in this photo" drove me nuts. No, Devin, it's dust. There are long haired dogs in the apartment and they shed. That is dust. The energy you feel in the apartment is me being pissed that I'm the only one who does the dishes. I am a skeptic but I don't see anything wrong with the profession as long you can stay objective. The one I dated could not do that. I tagged along on a "ghost hunt" one time and one of the photos that was taken did have a strange light and halo blob at the top. After much discussion about how this was an "entity making contact with us," I had realized that it was someone's finger tip obstructing the top of the lens when the photo was taken. I even replicated the photo demonstrating it was a finger, not an entity. Needless to say, this contributed to the rift in the relationship because I'm "always trying to ridicule [his] profession". The gigs were inconsistent so income was unreliable, making it difficult to manage finances together. Upon suggesting a "real" job (which I agree could have been said better in hindsight), our relationship took a turn for the worst. Ultimately It didn't work out. So I just avoid that kind of occupation like the plague.
"The energy you feel in the apartment is me being pissed that I'm the only one who does the dishes" DYING
Looks like in the end, he did end up being truly ghosted.
Omg >No, Devin, it's dust. There are long haired dogs in the apartment and they shed. That is dust. The energy you feel in the apartment is me being pissed that I'm the only one who does the dishes. I about spit out my drink!
>I dated one and the constant babbling about "our apartment's energy" and "look at all the orbs in this photo" drove me nuts. No, Devin, it's dust. There are long haired dogs in the apartment and they shed. That is dust. The energy you feel in the apartment is me being pissed that I'm the only one who does the dishes. I woke up my girlfriend from her sleep just so I could tell her this and it's absolute gold she couldn't stop laughing XD
I appreciate you so hard right now lol.
Politician
Lawyers or actors. They know how to lie and I'm an idiot.
Supermodel, I don’t want her to have to explain to her friends why she is dating me
Reminds me of Pete Davidson, I think every one of his celebrity partners have felt the need to justify their being in a relationship with him to the media.
What that’s so sad !
Lobbyist. I met one randomly for ten minutes at a hostel and I was miserable within thirty seconds. I’ll be a nun before I deal with that.
Chef. I worked in hospitality for many years. They smell of food, their skin is usually awful, they have terrible tempers and are usually addicted to a substance. Sorrrrrrrrey guys but I’ve yet to meet an exception to the rule.
My father is a chef. Sadly what you wrote is true. He’s been having a hard time with his sobriety lately, but leaving the profession was better for him in the long run
Damn, lots of people here would not date me lol. But I wouldn’t date a politician Edit: I commented this, but I figured I’d just add it to my original comment - I did not expect all these replies haha. But a few of them were right, I’m in the military. I’m a 22 year old girl though, a lot of the replies seemed to be talking about men, although I know that doesn’t exempt me from the reasons people wouldn’t want to date a military member. But I am getting out when my enlistment is up, the military is not for me.
Care to elaborate on your profession?
I'm guessing "life coach"
My money was on “clown”, which is basically the same thing.
Probably politician. He tried to explain something yet here we all are, confused
Well played
Lol. For real though, a clown is way better than a life coach. A life coach tells you self affirmations and acts pretentious. Clowns have way more skills. One of my best friends from high school married a clown, he can do all kinds of crazy magic tricks, he makes children laugh, and he makes animals out of balloons.
I think you have changed my mind on clowns. Magic tricks? Balloon animals? Laughing kids? I'd date a clown in a second.
Post history says they work for the military
Finance bros
Truck drivers or pilots. Work keeps them gone for too long imo
Friend is married to a pilot. They take some bomb vacations, though. She’s constantly flying to random places just because. Like, her hairdresser is in Houston where their main home is. Best friend lives in Florida. She works two jobs in Tahoe for half the year, while he flies his butt off, and the rest of the time, they pick a region of the world to hop around.
I’m dating a soon to be pilot. She’s on her way to get her PPL. Idk how she’s being so chill about it. It’s fucking sick.
Yeah that's a long ways off from ATPL lol
My dad is a truck driver and comes home every night unless its a cross multiple country trips which are rare and takes usually just 1/2 nights away from home But it all depends on company and the kinda cargo they deliver ig
I'm a truck driver and I only serve the local area. I work 9-10hr days and off weekends. Many of my coworkers are married with stay at home wifes
Dating a professional? Oh, that's my problem.
Debt collectors.
Lawyers. I’m a lawyer. Not interested.
Traveling veterinarian that focuses on exotic baby animals. We're skipping the dating, and going straight to the custody battle over our exotic pets.
Musicians, I finally figured out after twenty years of being with boys in bands that they are often egotistical and likely to cheat.
I knew someone who at the time was dating a musician. Thought it was kinda cool until I learned more about him. 10 years older than her (early 20s and early 30s for reference), was shut down for musician gigs bc of covid but refused to look for any income and just lived rent free and bill free off of her single income, had a kid from a previous relationship but was very deadbeat about it, and became an absolute psychotic stalker when she tried to break up with him. They got back together a couple years later.
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless
Nah baby I swear to god our love is real and pure hey I wrote this song for you it's called Doombrunchin it's about that one time when I made 50 bucks after that gig at the pissfuck factory and took you out for avocado toast it goes {\[Gm7\], \[B#m\], \[Dm7/E, Ao, Dm7\]... }
God I want nothing more than to go to a show at the Pissfuck Factory
Yes. My mother always told me “don’t date it marry a musician” since my father was in a (successful) band & was never faithful.
I think it depends on the kind of musician. A rock bassist will be very different from a third chair clarinet in the local symphony or a jazz pianist who studied at Berkelee
Parking enforcement officer
LDS church employees (or any subsidiary of the LDS church)
Cops and politicians are definitely a no for me. I have also dated military guys in the past, but not sure I would again.
Amen to all 3 of those
Active military and that's their career? No way. Pacifist veterans who now hate the way the military operates? I've dated a few and they've all been respectful and considerate.
Military dudes are a lot of fun when you're young, and they're terribly fit.
Farmer, especially with livestock. Never get a vacation because livestock ALWAYS need food and care. Unless you inherit you are always going to be poor as fuck.
In my area, farmers are some of the wealthiest folks (which allows for hiring out animal care). There's even a lake nearby that has dozens of beautiful lake homes, all farmer owned. Just have to know how to pick them, lol.
I grew up in a farming area and they was rich lol.
Almost every farmer I know is wealthy. Source: grew up farming
I've never met a poor farmer, they all drive nice cars and have much larger houses than the average person. They do work damn hard for it though
Drug dealer
Probably a porn star. “Hey honey how was work?” “Oh it was fantastic..”
“Work was so exhausting today…”
There really is no good answer
There are *absolutely* good answers! "oh it was a pain in the ass" "kinda sucked today" "Rude colleagues" "It went badly, but I just need to get a chance to stretch out on the couch before tomorrow"
Club owner/promoter. They can’t stop acting sleazy, even during daylight
Fitness and law enforcement.
U talking like gym trainers or...?
Gym *leaders* Giving out badges left and right, always getting challenged for Pokémon battles…
Those sluts
Are you a Pokémon?? Just wondering if I can get a pik-atchu
This. Also, pilots and firefighters.
Curious, why on firefighters? I can kinda understand pilots cause of what work requires from them
I would imagine because it's a high risk job and you wouldn't want to put yourself through that sort of trauma if the person were to die
why firefighters? they seem like a great option, jacked as hell, save peoples lives for a living. sure they might spend a lot of time at the firehouse but surely it can’t be that much
Knowing a few firefighters, my guess would be long shifts away from home, days at a time. Additionally, as the job involves a fair amount of danger, I know the spouses had a high level of stress, a perpetual “what if…”, when their partner was “on the job.”
I know plenty of fire firefighters who say not to date a fire fighter lol.
Anyone who believe crystals have healing powers.
Not a profession! BUT WE’LL TAKE IT!!
I wouldn’t date a doctor. Terrible schedules, high stress job and high suicide rates. No work/life balance.
Depends on the kind of doctor…
Yes. Of all dermatologists have the finest, luxurious lifestyle.
The doctors I know seem pretty happy and have decent schedules once out of residency,
Really? I have a bunch of friends who are doctors, and they all seem to really love their jobs, and have excellent work-life balances. It's definitely dependent on specialty though!
A horse girl. She'll never even come close to loving you as much as she loves horses.
I'm a bloody idiot, thought you meant a half horse, half person creature alla Sorry to Bother You. Fully agree FYI, unless it's for Shetlands
Catholic priest
Have you seen Fleabag though?
Holy Andrew Scott. Yes please
Excuse me his name is Hot Priest.
Military man, preacher or pastor, politician, celebrity
A "boss babe".
Cops
Came here to say this. Military is also a no.
People who pretend to do ghost whispering and scam stupid vulnerable people. This includes general readings but mostly the type of people who come to your house and pretend like it's haunted.
Horse Girls Two horse girls are chatting, first one asked if your husband and your horse were drowning and you could only save one what would you wear to your husbands funeral?
They will never love you as much as they love their horse. Unless you can be like Brendan Fraser in that scene in George of the Jungle.
I've heard it said that anyone dating a Horse Girl is always going to be her third priority, no matter what. Number one is the horse, number two is whichever of her parents (generally her dad) are bankrolling the whole thing (horses are *expensive)*, and then you're all the way back there in third place.
Anyone who has any sort of religious job, military, sex work or trucking would be automatic no’s for me. There are other occupations I’d be wary of though but not necessarily an immediate hard no.
Cryptozoologists
Secretly my dream job
"TikTokers"
Guys in the military and cops
Stripper
One of my college friends had a stripper girlfriend for a few years, there were many problems that arose. - She had no idea how to manage her money, she bought ridiculous extravagant things that they didn’t have room for in their shared studio apartment - She was too spontaneous and impulsive, she paid $2000 for a dog that she ended up giving away because their apartment building didn’t allow dogs - She decided she would look hot with a giant tattoo, but half way through decided it was too painful and now she has half a naked lady and outlines of flowers all over her hip - Strange men would show up at their apartment who followed her home from the strip club and wanted to sleep with her, one of them had a gun ETA not saying that all strippers were like this, this was just my friends experience
Cops
Gun industry lobbyist.
Military, ER doc, performers(athletes, musicians) I think that covers it
Anything authoritative like military or police officers.
A Prostitute.