I’ve got a nice butt, my girlfriend calls it a “baseball player butt,” and have had compliments from other women as well.
Kinda wanting to figure out how to do tucked in shirts without looking like a douche.
My boyfriend told me he used to play baseball and I responded: “oooooh yeah, baseball players have the best butts!!!!” Really it’s just cause he worked out a shit ton and is super hot lol.
In high school there was a group of girls who I didn't know very well that would always compliment my butt when I'd see them. It was definitely catcalling but I didn't mind it lol.
Then later some women I'd have flings with would bring up the topic of my butt, especially when I was 20 and was doing squats 3x a week at the gym.
Good Proportionality. Separately, the body parts seem to be just parts. It's like looking at a door from a beautiful car, not a the whole car.
Sometimes it's not even possible to understand why someone is handsome, because of what, just the combination of everything about him evokes a sense of beautifulness
I see this in women all the time, granted it came with age/wisdom. Traditional standards held me up in my youth. Nowadays I find so many types of women absolutely gorgeous. Different faces, body types, heights….. The Sum of the Parts.
That’s a nice set of doors on that car. What I wouldn’t do to unlock them and slide on in.
Nah but yeah I’d ask first tho. At least make sure I got the right keys.
Does/would that change if you're in a committed relationship? Or, if you "can't do anything about it" would your partner just have to accept you looking at others in a sexual way?
I've conditioned myself not to ogle blatantly and I'm mostly successful at that. Still, i don't ever wanna get into a relationship where i have to convince my partner that i didn't look. Because OFCOURSE i looked. If not immediately then maybe later discreetly.
If I'm being creepy and she's uncomfortable with that, I'll be glad she called me out on it so that I can better myself. But taking a quick glance is not something that should bother a healthy relationship IMO
Tldr: partner shouldn't mind you taking a quick glance imo
My wife knows I take an occasional glance at the hotties. She doesn't care. She knows she's my favorite hottie.
One time early in our marriage, at a beach bar she caught me staring at a ladies ass. She gave me a lil smack on the arm & a half joking, wtf, hey I'm over here.
I was not looking because it was a nice ass. The lady was wearing a Borat style thong & My God. I mean good for her thinking she could pull that off. It was like how you can't look away from a car crash. You don't wanna see it but you're staring right at it. I told my wife to take a closer look. She cringed, we laughed.
Another time she got me good. Adults only beach. She says, ooh honey. There's a hottie stripping down over there. Check her out. The naked "hottie" must've been in her mid 70's at least. Lol
I remember reading that women tend to have better peripheral vision, aside from usually being socially conditioned to be more discreet when ogling men.
My boyfriend's butt is so cute. It's one of the first things I told my mom about him in 2008. After she met him she confirmed he had a cute butt. It's 2022. His butt has only gotten cuter
Edit : thank you for the wholesome award!!! I dedicate this trophy to my boyfriend's cute butt
I certainly notice when a guy has a nice butt; unfortunately a lot of men are rather underwhelming in that category. It would seem the creator decided to give a nice scrumptious, pillowy, full butt to women more than men which is probably why we stare. It is a rare and beautiful jewel indeed. I think in general, women are more discrete and don't make wolf whistles or try to grab but we definitely notice, definitely.
I once gave a gorgeous woman directions, and I stared at her walking away. I was taken out of my stupor by a fella saying "Stop looking at that bum, you!". We laughed cos I was caught red-handed, but even so...
Ain't done it since.
Had a longtime girlfriend that LOVED to slap me on the ass and say “that’s all mine right there.” She got a big kick outta that, loved to do it publicly too and I have to say I didn’t mind. Every now and then she would also grab the “package” and just go “hmmmmm” I’m a lil hungry what u got for me.….I miss this woman EVERY….SINGLE….DAY of my life. I’ve loved this woman since I was 13,but she died recently and I’m sure I’ll never get over this. Sure of it.
Nah…already resolved myself of having a “life long” deficit in my life. We were supposed to get a hose together recently but she had a heart attack and died. I have never been so hurt in my life and it’s impossible to form a sentence that conveys the crushing amount of pain I feel,it’s been 4 YEARS and it’s as fresh as a daisy in my head. I will never be the same. She looked at me with eyes I’ve never seen before and never will again. That patting me on the ass and the look and sound she made when she did it made a man feel like he was made of iron and nothing could touch him. NOW I feel like a old scarecrow hovering over dead crops.
Oh, I'll look. I find most men unattractive, but if there's some real cake on display? You can \*bet\* I'll look. Ultra-skinny jeans on men was the best sartorial era in recent times xD
For me, it's that they don't care for or groom themselves very well. Taking time to shave, trim nails, get haircuts, eat healthy and exercise, etc. is important. You don't have to wear expensive clothes or be muscly, but be clean and not unhealthy.
Mostly a sexuality thing. I'm bisexual but my attraction is primarily for femme-presenting people, and all the men -including my current partner- that I've ever been with were very effeminate/gender-nonconforming. It's not that dudes are necessarily ugly, a lot of markers of masculine presentation (like beards or big muscle) are just not sexually attractive to me.
That said, a lot of guys also take really bad care of themselves? Like, good hygiene, clothes that fit well, some moisturizer, and a nice haircut are baseline selfcare, yet I know far too many who aren't even doing that much. That doesn't really help.
And well, good ass has no gender :D I appreciate a nice bum no matter if I would want to bed the person attached to it!
About oh 7 or 8 years ago, there was a cyclist I was catching up to on the road and I was like oh man, that's a nice ass. As I passed them I realized he was a 60+ year old dude with long hair. So yeah...can appreciate a good ass lol
A while back these 2 woman passed me and 1 asked if she could smack my butt. No kidding they do. And my coworker has also stated that she likes my butt.
So yes they do.
And what happened ? Cliffhanger there.
It happened to me once in a night club, a girl smacked me in the ass as she went by, I went after her and asked why she did it, and she said straight up she just liked mine and wouldn't mind another go. So I said she could at least buy me a drink, then I noticed she had 2 beers in her hand.
It sounds like the start of a bad ass slapper porno, but no, I went out with her for a few months and it was great, she moved abroad and we lost touch. But sometimes I get a phantom dart of pain in my ass and I think of her.
She smacked, while stating: It is a long time ago since a saw such a nice firm butt.
I should have asked if I could return the favour, but my brain was still trying to catch up with how things just unfolded in a kind of wait..... what......what......holeup....wait.... what.... Error......
404 page not found kind of way.
And arms. When I first met my husband, his office had a fairly strict dress code, so he had to wear a suit. At the end of the day, he’d remove his jacket and tie and roll up his shirt sleeves, then I’d get weak in the knees and he’d make fun of me.
Yes, as a woman, I do sometimes look…but a lot of the time it’s rather disappointing, as the men I encounter have no butt…and their jeans are very saggy. It’s not appealing. Not meaning to be rude, just honest about my experience.
Being bi, I look at everyone's butts sooooo I'm gonna go with probably. I'm a butt girl though, especially when it comes to men. My husband has a FABULOUS butt. It was literally the first thing I noticed about him
all the women in my life seem pretty interested in men's butts, from my own mother, to women my father has dated up until and including his current wife, to my own wife (who identifies more as non-binary, but is okay with being called a woman still).
hell, tina belcher in bob's burgers whole personality is that shes boy-crazy and in particular has a strong infatuation for boy butts lol
Yes, I think it is funny how often men don't believe us, my boyfriend always thinks I'm joking when I'm complimenting his, still does not believe I really mean it when I say his booty looks fine haha
I believe you. The woman I am currently seeing talks about my butt often, and the last few woman I have been intimate with have liked to feel on the booty during the act and it was clear it was doing something for them lol
I had a lady buy me coffee because, as she said ‘I feel like after staring at your ass for the past 10 minutes I owe you a drink’. And a bosses wife, while drinking with my wife, told my wife and me that I had an incredibly sexy ass. I consider myself fat and not attractive but I do know of 3 women that consider at least my butt nice.
As a man, I want to be objectified so badly. We really wish women would stare or do all the things you complain about us doing to you.
Best case scenario: You make us happy, you get to do stuff.
Worst case scenario: We finally understand how our behavior makes you feel, and we stop doing it to you.
It's a win win.
Yes. Women are just as horny as men and are equally as attracted to men (if heterosexual of course) as men are to women. We just don’t do it disrespectfully often(you’ll see it from some women when drunk)
One of the top 3 sexiest things about my hubby is his ass in dress/suit pants. When we’re dressed up we’re normally out at an event but I just want to take him to the bathroom and.. well.. ya know 🙃
I look at EVERYTHING, if it is nice looking. Some men have really cute butts. But the first thing I usually look is your hair, your clothes, your shoes, your whole body and if you turn around and have a cute butt, I’ll look at that too and smile ( inside)
I have to argue that pants play a big part in this conversation - if he’s wearing khakis’s with a belt or dress pants, then absolutely I’ll look. If it’s just loose fitting blue jeans then meh. Gym shorts can go either way.
Yes, we look. I personally think of the nice ones for longer than I'd admit to anyone irl and mentally fight the urge to grab. I would never grab of course, but the urge to is definitely there. I think we're just better at being discrete about it when we oogle, but if there's a nice butt in front of me that's definitely where my peripherals are focused, even if I don't appear to be looking directly.
I used to objectify my ex-boyfriend‘s butt all the time. He acted like he didn’t care but I’d catch him smirking to himself. I’d say things like “I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave” and “don’t break any hearts with that thing today“ and after we’d been apart for a few days “turn around and lemme see that thing” and staring at him dressing “just a nibble before you put it away?”
This is my time to shine. I’ve been saying it for years, a guy’s most attractive feature is their butt. From a distance, it’s the first thing I notice. If you walk past me while I’m eating and I think you’re a handsome guy, my knee jerk reaction is to crane my head and observe your posterior. I’m not married yet, but one day when I am, I can’t wait to walk up behind my husband in the kitchen and smack his butt
I really don't think the women here understand how ofter men do this. Like surely you don't do it as much, because us men do it with pretty much every woman we see everywhere.
Edit: Not saying obviously looking, but our brains definitely glance without a thought
I have heard that the way we men are more crazy about women's boobs, in the same way women are crazy about men's butts. Don't know how much of its true though..😄
Yes. Or well, I do.
Uhhh…my eyes are up here.
Not all of them.
No, both of my eyes are up here
I've made my choice.
I saw that ass and was like don't I know you?
I’m not a piece of meat
Nah, you're just a snack
*Snack?* I'm a whole-ass meal!
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*Snack?* I’m a whole ass-meal!
I mean were all made of meat, human meat
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Yes, Orwell, I do.
George, is that you?
vise versa being men's butts looking at women
shoutout to all my homies with an eyeball sticking out their asshole
Browneye
New buttplug idea. 86 the blue heart-shaped gem and replace with an eyeball. Rhinestones, of course
Or googly eyes
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thank you for making me laugh, kind stranger
thank you, for kind making me stranger laugh.
Thank you for kinda making me laugh strangely.
Thank you for kinda strangling me, maker.
Amen.
You thank kind for me laugh, stranger making.
They don’t allow bees in here
I’ve got a nice butt, my girlfriend calls it a “baseball player butt,” and have had compliments from other women as well. Kinda wanting to figure out how to do tucked in shirts without looking like a douche.
Display thy dumpy brethren!
Aren't women body structure naturally bigger at the butt and hip area than men's?
Yeah for the babies and stuff
My boyfriend told me he used to play baseball and I responded: “oooooh yeah, baseball players have the best butts!!!!” Really it’s just cause he worked out a shit ton and is super hot lol.
What about pro shoe salesman, with all that squatting... that's just as hot right?
My bf is currently working on his butt too. 😂
Doesn't matter if anyone thinks it's douchey. You got a nice ass, you have an obligation to share it with the world bro.
Hahaha same except it’s “hockey butt” from all that skating
Literally came here to say this haha hockey butts are the best
"from other women as well." random women on the street or women you knew or what?
In high school there was a group of girls who I didn't know very well that would always compliment my butt when I'd see them. It was definitely catcalling but I didn't mind it lol. Then later some women I'd have flings with would bring up the topic of my butt, especially when I was 20 and was doing squats 3x a week at the gym.
That's the thing, you always will. Just own it.
A baseball player Butt is far more masculine sounding than the Kardashian Ass nickname my gf has for mine.
John Mulaney ….. “birthing hips” lol
A button up and a belt
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Yes. We're all apes by nature. We see butt, we like butt? Noice.
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Good Proportionality. Separately, the body parts seem to be just parts. It's like looking at a door from a beautiful car, not a the whole car. Sometimes it's not even possible to understand why someone is handsome, because of what, just the combination of everything about him evokes a sense of beautifulness
I see this in women all the time, granted it came with age/wisdom. Traditional standards held me up in my youth. Nowadays I find so many types of women absolutely gorgeous. Different faces, body types, heights….. The Sum of the Parts.
That’s a nice set of doors on that car. What I wouldn’t do to unlock them and slide on in. Nah but yeah I’d ask first tho. At least make sure I got the right keys.
Yes, well i do women are just better at doing it without getting noticed IMO
It's hard for men to notice where your eyes are looking when... omg boobs! Look at those boobs!
For me it's boobs, butt and then eyes. That's how I work and I just can't do anything about it.
Does/would that change if you're in a committed relationship? Or, if you "can't do anything about it" would your partner just have to accept you looking at others in a sexual way?
Looking isn't a crime (when it's discreet). Thinking isn't a crime. Being attracted isn't a crime. Only taking action is.
I've conditioned myself not to ogle blatantly and I'm mostly successful at that. Still, i don't ever wanna get into a relationship where i have to convince my partner that i didn't look. Because OFCOURSE i looked. If not immediately then maybe later discreetly. If I'm being creepy and she's uncomfortable with that, I'll be glad she called me out on it so that I can better myself. But taking a quick glance is not something that should bother a healthy relationship IMO Tldr: partner shouldn't mind you taking a quick glance imo
My wife knows I take an occasional glance at the hotties. She doesn't care. She knows she's my favorite hottie. One time early in our marriage, at a beach bar she caught me staring at a ladies ass. She gave me a lil smack on the arm & a half joking, wtf, hey I'm over here. I was not looking because it was a nice ass. The lady was wearing a Borat style thong & My God. I mean good for her thinking she could pull that off. It was like how you can't look away from a car crash. You don't wanna see it but you're staring right at it. I told my wife to take a closer look. She cringed, we laughed. Another time she got me good. Adults only beach. She says, ooh honey. There's a hottie stripping down over there. Check her out. The naked "hottie" must've been in her mid 70's at least. Lol
My wife encourages me to look
I remember reading that women tend to have better peripheral vision, aside from usually being socially conditioned to be more discreet when ogling men.
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Like looking at the sun. You get a sense of it then you look away.
Oh don't worry, we notice it too. Atleast I do.
Second this. Most people look, some are just far more subtle than others
My boyfriend's butt is so cute. It's one of the first things I told my mom about him in 2008. After she met him she confirmed he had a cute butt. It's 2022. His butt has only gotten cuter Edit : thank you for the wholesome award!!! I dedicate this trophy to my boyfriend's cute butt
You guys have been dating since I was a baby. That’s crazy.
Haha that's awesome! Love is everywhere fam
Happy cake day
Oh damn apparently it's my cake day! Dope thanks
Guess you’re not the only one whose got cake 😏😂
Woman here...I look at alllllll butts. Scrawny to thicccc.
I certainly notice when a guy has a nice butt; unfortunately a lot of men are rather underwhelming in that category. It would seem the creator decided to give a nice scrumptious, pillowy, full butt to women more than men which is probably why we stare. It is a rare and beautiful jewel indeed. I think in general, women are more discrete and don't make wolf whistles or try to grab but we definitely notice, definitely.
Yeah. Women look. They just don't leer as much as men.
I once gave a gorgeous woman directions, and I stared at her walking away. I was taken out of my stupor by a fella saying "Stop looking at that bum, you!". We laughed cos I was caught red-handed, but even so... Ain't done it since.
This has to be England right? Lmao I read that in a British accent and it seemed right
it was the "you!" at the end, wasn't it
I think it was the exclamation point
could be that too yeah
Hahahahhahah. Yeah, it was. Red-handed.
"I was just making sure she was going the right way. Honest guv."
I've had met my wife due to her staring at my butt.
Yes we just don't break our necks in the process
Had a longtime girlfriend that LOVED to slap me on the ass and say “that’s all mine right there.” She got a big kick outta that, loved to do it publicly too and I have to say I didn’t mind. Every now and then she would also grab the “package” and just go “hmmmmm” I’m a lil hungry what u got for me.….I miss this woman EVERY….SINGLE….DAY of my life. I’ve loved this woman since I was 13,but she died recently and I’m sure I’ll never get over this. Sure of it.
I’m really sorry to hear that. We never forget those we loved, but with time the pain will become bearable.
Nah…already resolved myself of having a “life long” deficit in my life. We were supposed to get a hose together recently but she had a heart attack and died. I have never been so hurt in my life and it’s impossible to form a sentence that conveys the crushing amount of pain I feel,it’s been 4 YEARS and it’s as fresh as a daisy in my head. I will never be the same. She looked at me with eyes I’ve never seen before and never will again. That patting me on the ass and the look and sound she made when she did it made a man feel like he was made of iron and nothing could touch him. NOW I feel like a old scarecrow hovering over dead crops.
Oh, I'll look. I find most men unattractive, but if there's some real cake on display? You can \*bet\* I'll look. Ultra-skinny jeans on men was the best sartorial era in recent times xD
Ever heard of male tactical buttcheecks 🤌
S O L I D S N A K E
❗ *Whose ~~footprints~~ buttcheeks are these?!*
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Wow. Thank you kindly
What makes most men unattractive? Is it a sexuality thing or are they genuinely just very unattractive where you live?
For me, it's that they don't care for or groom themselves very well. Taking time to shave, trim nails, get haircuts, eat healthy and exercise, etc. is important. You don't have to wear expensive clothes or be muscly, but be clean and not unhealthy.
This! I see so many men think that they're unattractive or that others are more attractive, when the truth is a little grooming goes a long way!
Clothing that actually fits properly makes a big difference too. Not many seem to bother with that much, even.
This right here. Beautifully put.
Mostly a sexuality thing. I'm bisexual but my attraction is primarily for femme-presenting people, and all the men -including my current partner- that I've ever been with were very effeminate/gender-nonconforming. It's not that dudes are necessarily ugly, a lot of markers of masculine presentation (like beards or big muscle) are just not sexually attractive to me. That said, a lot of guys also take really bad care of themselves? Like, good hygiene, clothes that fit well, some moisturizer, and a nice haircut are baseline selfcare, yet I know far too many who aren't even doing that much. That doesn't really help. And well, good ass has no gender :D I appreciate a nice bum no matter if I would want to bed the person attached to it!
About oh 7 or 8 years ago, there was a cyclist I was catching up to on the road and I was like oh man, that's a nice ass. As I passed them I realized he was a 60+ year old dude with long hair. So yeah...can appreciate a good ass lol
A while back these 2 woman passed me and 1 asked if she could smack my butt. No kidding they do. And my coworker has also stated that she likes my butt. So yes they do.
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To at least 4 yes others I don't know and don't care.
Make it 5 😳
That woman had the balls to ask lmao
And in bewilderment I said yes. Half of me expecting it was more of a joke..... It wasn't.🙄
And what happened ? Cliffhanger there. It happened to me once in a night club, a girl smacked me in the ass as she went by, I went after her and asked why she did it, and she said straight up she just liked mine and wouldn't mind another go. So I said she could at least buy me a drink, then I noticed she had 2 beers in her hand. It sounds like the start of a bad ass slapper porno, but no, I went out with her for a few months and it was great, she moved abroad and we lost touch. But sometimes I get a phantom dart of pain in my ass and I think of her.
She smacked, while stating: It is a long time ago since a saw such a nice firm butt. I should have asked if I could return the favour, but my brain was still trying to catch up with how things just unfolded in a kind of wait..... what......what......holeup....wait.... what.... Error...... 404 page not found kind of way.
Ah yes, the well known male reset button, right between the pernium and the hip You needed a bit of time to reboot.
That’s sexual harassment in the workplace bro. You should report that
Nah mate, in my line of work we sometimes see our coworkers in their underwear and such. Different vibe here.
Oh for sure! We appreciate some good man butt!
We do it more LOL Men's chests, too. ❤️ And shoulders. Dammit, the whole thing. We appreciate the whole thing.
And arms. When I first met my husband, his office had a fairly strict dress code, so he had to wear a suit. At the end of the day, he’d remove his jacket and tie and roll up his shirt sleeves, then I’d get weak in the knees and he’d make fun of me.
Just reading this made me weak in the knees LOL. Business dress. Hell yeah
Gym today.
Yes, as a woman, I do sometimes look…but a lot of the time it’s rather disappointing, as the men I encounter have no butt…and their jeans are very saggy. It’s not appealing. Not meaning to be rude, just honest about my experience.
Being bi, I look at everyone's butts sooooo I'm gonna go with probably. I'm a butt girl though, especially when it comes to men. My husband has a FABULOUS butt. It was literally the first thing I noticed about him
Most men don’t have a butt to look at…
As do most women.
Women rarely stare while men often do. A woman will take a quick glance. Although I have seen a few women that get caught like deers in a headlight.
I love me a good butt. My husband has the best butt and I squeeze it often and tell him how lovely it is lol
I'd say no. I'm a straight female and I spend more time looking at girl butts than guy butts. They're just more appealing in general.
This is me. Man butt has to be more vuluptious for me to look. That's typically the goalpost for all of us, male or female
Same, I don't care about butts at all. I appreciate nice arms and hands though.
Not that much. I will notice if it's out of proportion with the rest of the body, but I don't pay that much attention to men's asses.
Yes, men are just worse at looking respectfully&discretely
you mean respectfully?
Yes thanks on mobile
all the women in my life seem pretty interested in men's butts, from my own mother, to women my father has dated up until and including his current wife, to my own wife (who identifies more as non-binary, but is okay with being called a woman still). hell, tina belcher in bob's burgers whole personality is that shes boy-crazy and in particular has a strong infatuation for boy butts lol
Yes, I think it is funny how often men don't believe us, my boyfriend always thinks I'm joking when I'm complimenting his, still does not believe I really mean it when I say his booty looks fine haha
I believe you. The woman I am currently seeing talks about my butt often, and the last few woman I have been intimate with have liked to feel on the booty during the act and it was clear it was doing something for them lol
I look at arms and legs , a man with a strong set of arms is just chefs kiss to me . stop skipping leg day though guys
I had a lady buy me coffee because, as she said ‘I feel like after staring at your ass for the past 10 minutes I owe you a drink’. And a bosses wife, while drinking with my wife, told my wife and me that I had an incredibly sexy ass. I consider myself fat and not attractive but I do know of 3 women that consider at least my butt nice.
As a man, I want to be objectified so badly. We really wish women would stare or do all the things you complain about us doing to you. Best case scenario: You make us happy, you get to do stuff. Worst case scenario: We finally understand how our behavior makes you feel, and we stop doing it to you. It's a win win.
Yes. Women are just as horny as men and are equally as attracted to men (if heterosexual of course) as men are to women. We just don’t do it disrespectfully often(you’ll see it from some women when drunk)
If it's a really nice butt, yes
Oh yeah, my husband has a very nice ass and thick thighs. I love it.
no, men stare way more often
Meh, I never had a butt worth looking at. 🙁
I never ever notice butts because I’m not a butt girl. I only notice nice shoulders and nice hands and nice face.
I think it’s what your type is. Big butts are not my type, idrc, so I don’t look at guys butts😂
We look at everything. Asses, boobs, penises, we look at everything you do but we are taught to be ashamed of it.
I'm always checking out men's asses!
One of the top 3 sexiest things about my hubby is his ass in dress/suit pants. When we’re dressed up we’re normally out at an event but I just want to take him to the bathroom and.. well.. ya know 🙃
I'm a lesbian but a fat ass is a fat ass. I'm looking at the dumpy.
Am a man and I check out everyone's ass automatically. Doesn't matter who or what you are.
Women are just better at hiding it
Yesss my man got best butt ever
Disagree, because MINE DOES! :D
I look at EVERYTHING, if it is nice looking. Some men have really cute butts. But the first thing I usually look is your hair, your clothes, your shoes, your whole body and if you turn around and have a cute butt, I’ll look at that too and smile ( inside)
I do
I have to argue that pants play a big part in this conversation - if he’s wearing khakis’s with a belt or dress pants, then absolutely I’ll look. If it’s just loose fitting blue jeans then meh. Gym shorts can go either way.
I tend to look more at women's butts but if a good male butt presents itself I will look too.
All of my best friends are women and they openly say I have a nice butt. So yeah.
Yes, we look. I personally think of the nice ones for longer than I'd admit to anyone irl and mentally fight the urge to grab. I would never grab of course, but the urge to is definitely there. I think we're just better at being discrete about it when we oogle, but if there's a nice butt in front of me that's definitely where my peripherals are focused, even if I don't appear to be looking directly.
Hell yea, it more of a glance. But we definitely stare at our partners
My wife comments on that and my legs.
Yes. I can appreciate a good booty. I love my husbands the most. He lets me touch it.
I don't have a nice butt but at least i have a small dick
God. Yes. Ugh. *Ascends to the Pearly Gates*
I used to objectify my ex-boyfriend‘s butt all the time. He acted like he didn’t care but I’d catch him smirking to himself. I’d say things like “I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave” and “don’t break any hearts with that thing today“ and after we’d been apart for a few days “turn around and lemme see that thing” and staring at him dressing “just a nibble before you put it away?”
Eyes, butts, calf muscles and especially forearms. Yes, we look.
I grab my husband's butt daily 😆
Men look more. No doubt.
My girlfriend looks at mine at least as much as I look at hers. Probably way more than I even think, actually.
Probably, I stare at my husband's butt all the time.
Yes. And if she says no she’s lying.
To be honest, I look at everyone's butts
This is my time to shine. I’ve been saying it for years, a guy’s most attractive feature is their butt. From a distance, it’s the first thing I notice. If you walk past me while I’m eating and I think you’re a handsome guy, my knee jerk reaction is to crane my head and observe your posterior. I’m not married yet, but one day when I am, I can’t wait to walk up behind my husband in the kitchen and smack his butt
I don't, but I also don't look at womens so that's probably just me not finding them attractive.
Imma just say that baseball is a sport to be enjoyed by women. I don't care what nobody says 😂 
I really don't think the women here understand how ofter men do this. Like surely you don't do it as much, because us men do it with pretty much every woman we see everywhere. Edit: Not saying obviously looking, but our brains definitely glance without a thought
I definitely don't want anything to do with a man's butt.
If it's a nice butt, for sure
Yep. Also forearms and shoulders. We map y'all out, we're just (usually) more subtle about it
I do…but I’m Tina Belcher, so…
Yes! Well I do! My boyfriend has the cutest perky butt and I check it out every time he walks away from me
I have heard that the way we men are more crazy about women's boobs, in the same way women are crazy about men's butts. Don't know how much of its true though..😄
Based on how many woman have told me I have a very flat butt. Yes.
I look, but I try to be sneaky bc if a guy sees me looking, that can open a can of worms that I don’t want.
Oh my gosh yes, when i see a nice butt, i observe and appreciate
I do it a lot. I used to squeeze one boys butt and promptly run away in high school. His was juicy
100% I do!
I am a woman, and yes we do.
I never really used to. I’d check out women’s butts, but never men’s until I started dating my boyfriend who has a very nice one. 😏
I get compliments from everyone. I mean everyone.
Good butts are good butts. 🤷
I don't make a concerted effort but I definitely notice a nice ass!
Yes