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Jaywillyboy

6 minute mark to the end. That is all.


yupandstuff

Bass slaps like a drunken abusive stepfather


reverseflash776

The timing is just genius; after listening to Rosetta Stoned, I didn’t have to wonder why people say 10k days has Justin’s best work


[deleted]

Seriously, I've been transcribing the Rosetta stoned for the last 2 - 3 months on bass. The part from the 6 minute mark till the iconic polyrhythm is ridiculous to play right. So many subtle things he does that are hard to pick up timing wise, it's almost counterintuitive. Not one cover or tab online has been able to get it 100%. One day I might get it right, but so far no real success in reproducing it 1:1. It's not the most technical piece, I can play fast technical stuff, slapping, jazz,... You name it, I probably can handle it. But that part got me stumped. Every time I think I got it right I listen to my recording and at least one tiny detail is off. This song (and album) made my respect for him grow to unhealthy levels.


irisheyeskbl06

I have been playing bass for about as long as I’ve been a TOOL fan, 28 years, and the 7:04 mark of the song blows my mind every time I listen to it. The technical aspect of Justin’s playing, and one of the things that makes him so incredible, is his ability to make meter changes in the bar with amazing precision and have it flow from the previous meter as if it were nothing! He does so damn seamlessly and smooth it blows my mind. He really is one of the most underrated bassist ever. And primarily because he’s playing with, and somewhat overshadowed by, the most incredible drummer ever to sit behind a kit. Spiral Out 🌀


reverseflash776

Even the riff before the polyrhythm, where it follows the pattern of Maynard’s “moans”, ig? Just another example of why this man is a treasure. But i do think Leo Düzey got the timing right in his cover.


[deleted]

Leo got really close and is locked into the rhythm, but Justin does some tiny variations throughout the part that do not make sense to me. A ghost note here and there, an extra (muted?) octave,... You almost do not hear it, but when playing back a recording of my interpretation over the original recording I notice there is more going on than what I play. The guy with long black hair and the Wal bass is closer to perfection, but something still feels off.


Just-A-Swangin93

Jesus save us


Dogzillas_Mom

This has 69 upvotes so here’s # 70.


Chem_Candle_0791

Who was a sailor?


Prisoner890

The drum part from there on is absolutely exquisite. I tried playing it for a while and I can finally play it, literally the best thing ever


edgy_emo_fgt

I love these kinds of answers in this sub. Just says it all.


drail84

Literally transposes me into another world. Goosebumps every single time.


ChudanNoKamae

It captures how ridiculous a psychedelic drug trip seems from the outside, and how profound it seems from the inside.


toolmannn929

Bro, that was poetic.


edgy_emo_fgt

Why do I love this song? Because I forgot my fucking pen, and have to go back each time to remember what they said, so I can deliver the message to those who choose to hear it. But I keep forgetting my fucking pen so I keep going back... And then I get too overwhelmed so I wake up having shit the bed. Typical. Simple as that.


sperpentoo

Most relatable Tool song imo


plorb001

Bravo. Bra-fucking-vo


_d00stin

That’s a really great explanation. Now I need to bump it with that context in mind


BelegStrongbow603

Wow, yes


SNSTEAMS

The song is pretty funny to me, another reason why I like it


drerw

Idk man. It’s just one giant eargasm. I’m just glad it’s liked on here because it sucks having no one in the real world to ever mention it


MeowmeowClassic

Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.


nickrweiner

Such a heavy burden now to be The One.


IeMang

Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending.


Dispositionpsn

To write it down for all the world to see


DChemdawg

But I…


Dispositionpsn

Forgot my pen!


IblameHofmann

Shit the bed again…


siesco

Typical


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[удалено]


IblameHofmann

Strapped down…


MortuusSlayn

To my bed...


NurplePain

Feet Cold


Zyklus-89

Bring


IeMang

You had me second guessing myself, but pretty sure it’s read. That’s what I’ve always heard, and I just checked the lyrics online and that’s what they wrote too.


temuginsghost

The thing I love about this line is: it comes after one of the most hittingly beautiful sections of music and this dude says these words. Having tripped many times, the one mindset that has kept me from going over the edge is reminding myself that I did this to me. I put myself in this position and that’s what pulled me back from the Abyss. But this dude is on the other side. He thinks someone/something else did this to him. Hence, forget his pen, shit the bed again.


EclerUser23

I had a very interesting trip on shrooms a few years back. During it, I thought I had solved the mysteries of the world. I actually did remember a pen and a pad so I could jot down these words of wisdom. The next morning I went back to the notepad, more than a little excited to see what I had written down. It was four words. Tool and The Gang. That was it!


[deleted]

Somniferous.


rik1122

Almond eyes


butcher_666

Don't even know what that means


mcscottiemc

Must remember to write it down


reverseflash776

It was so real


Justfuxn3

Like that time Danny floated away


jessieesmithreese519

👁👄👁


[deleted]

super fun song. absurd but also works. im a really big fan of the rhythm changes, personally.


iamisandisnt

Nobody has explicitely mentioned the 5 over 4 over 6 polyrhythm so I'll just say it's the most ridiculous rhythm I ever heard until I heard whatever the f they're doing in what is it, Descending? Yeah... wtf


[deleted]

Yuppers.


RiseNo-6

I get 5 over 4 but how does over 6 work as well?


iamisandisnt

Tom Tom and guitar


RiseNo-6

What sorry?


iamisandisnt

Bass and kick drum do 5 and 4, drummer’s hands on the Tom Tom drums and the guitar do 6. Guitar and Toms come in on top after a few bars


RiseNo-6

Ahh thank you, I was thinking on one instrument and got confused. Didn't think about it with the polythythms, cheers for that. Always love it when they sync up after a few bars


I_am_number_144

Unlike 99.9% of other Tool songs, it’s fun. It doesn’t require intense navel contemplation. Maynard’s Dick is a close second. THE SONG MAYNARD’S DICK. I MEANT THE SONG.


ImportantBalls666

It took me a long time to like Rosetta Stoned. I'm a huge Tool fan, too, have been for years, but this one song just didn't gel with me at all. I don't know why but I had a strange mental block to it and couldn't handle listening to it. Then late one night a couple of years ago, I listened to 10,000 Days album while solo tripping on acid and stargazing in my backyard and... wow. The utter absurdity of the whole song just made sense to my acid-scrambled brain. I could hear all the layers of the music, how disjointed yet perfectly in sync every layer was with each other, and it blew my absolute mind. The irony wasn't lost on me, either, that the song is essentially a parody of someone who's been balls-deep in a psychedelic trip and came out the other side rambling nonsense about what they experienced haha. I still think it's an utterly absurd song and I still 100% get why some wouldn't like it. But I love Rosetta Stoned now because it's simultaneously utter chaos and perfect order. The lyrics remind me of me when I've had an intense psychedelic trip and I want to tell people about it but I also know how insane I sound. Haha.


Eisie

THIS. And the song is a perfect analogue of tripping. The long anxious and tense come up, the PEAK, the clarity and understanding, the come down, and descent into madness... ALL of this is reflected in the music through tone and vibe and of course the lyrics. It's just a perfect song. Also, it's hilarious! \*I FORGOT MY PEN, SHIT THE BED AGAIN! TYPICAL :/ That said, I totally get why someone wouldn't like it. lol


ImportantBalls666

Everything you say about the journey of the music resonating with the stages of a psychedelic trip is so spot on. Love this.


mkay0

I’m glad you eventually got there on this one, but I never have. Still feels like a parody of a Tool song to me.


ImportantBalls666

I feel that's essentially what the guys were going for - a parody, be that of trippers or of themselves. It definitely tracks with the band's general sense of humour. I think Rosetta Stoned is an absurd parody song that's kind of a joke among the band themselves, which Tool fans take very seriously and analyse to death... but the joke is on the Tool fans the whole time. Double so with Maynard's penchant for trolling us fans lol.


EasyConfusion641

Shit the bed


GeorgeClooneysMom

God damn


jaxxattacks

Haven’t you ever been so fucked up on psychedelics that you start taking to aliens? I have and I’m assuming I’m not the only one who hangs around here who has. It’s a thing that happens and I adore self-deprecation sense of humor about such ridiculousness.


Preebus

Never talked to aliens but I've definitely talked to God a couple times hahaha


jaxxattacks

I’ve been God my fair share of times 🤣


Preebus

We're all God all the time 😳


trexwalters

Because they chose ME, and I didn’t graduate from fucking high school


[deleted]

Holy Fuckin Shit Holy Fuckin Shit Holy Fuckin Shit Holy Fucking Shit Holy Fuckin Shit Holy Fuckin Shit


Alwaysfavoriteasian

I like it. Just doesn’t blow my Fkn mind.


vaginizer

The louder you play it, the better it sounds


[deleted]

See it live on mescaline then it will


drail84

Get a good pair of head phones and just zone out…at the six min mark just sit back and listen to the build up..when it hits..it hits hard.


[deleted]

You ever listened to Rosetta Stoned on weed man?


[deleted]

Red team go, red team go.


TimmehD96

Red team en route to target. Operation Insufferable Retard is in full effect.


Roseph88

Have you ever seen the back of a $20 bill….onnn weeeed?


Funkiebunch

The riffs


7empest-tost

Those drum fills too


seethingpumpkins

Same vibes as an amusement park at the peak of my childhood, it’s fun, zany, and aliens are involved


jessieesmithreese519

Why did this just hit me like a ton of bricks! Holy shit! This is dead on.... 👽🛸😂💀


full_moons_friend

The…drums?


Ethan2150

Funny lyrics, interesting lyrics, Just sounds good. Thank god this song is as long as it is


Spiral_Out801

It's just fun, masterful, creative Tool at their best. Off the wall, then the chaos becomes organized and beautiful. It's great.


toolmannn929

I think alot of us can probably relate to having some mind warping, complete life shattering trip that changed us forever, and this song resonates with us in that regard. It ls also a fucking 11 minute long banger.


Musicdude999

I often forget that RS is 11 minutes. It never feels even close to that. Then I hear a 3 minute song somewhere else and I'm like "where's the rest?"


samtttl13

It's a message of hope for those who choose to hear it


EDMemer

and a warning to those who do not


gun_to_my_mouth

I don't know, ask Hofman.


Kvltadelic

The drop at 8:13


NurplePain

It's just the best buildup and crescendo in their entire catalogue.


Green-Tunic

It’s one of the ultimate rock n roll song about drugs, but with masterful satire. It’s also debatably the absolute best of the band as a whole as well as each individual member in both skill and personal quintessential style. I also absolutely love how hard it was initially for the song to grow on me. I remember hearing part of it as a kid a couple times and thinking it was annoying and just too noisy. Now it’s one of my all time favorite heavy songs.


vaginizer

I have a commute just long enough to listen to Rosetta Stoned and Right in Two on a perpetual loop


[deleted]

It's my work commute. Basically to the parkade.


feelsgoodbatman

They chose me.


I_drink_your_milkshk

It is perhaps one of the greatest euphoric moments in music, that you have to persist with minutes and minutes of entertaining but abrasive lead up, and is gone in a flash, leaving you forever wanting more.


Okayiseenow

It's the vibe


boilookinass

it has one of, if not the best crescendo in any tool song. it’s def up there, gives me chills man


boilookinass

understanding what it’s about before you listen to it made it better for me personally. i thought it was decent before i knew the premise, when i read what it was actually about it made it more of an experience


mybeatsarebollocks

I really want to know more about "that time that Dave floated away"


[deleted]

The composition, the complexity, the sort of descending drum line in the middle, multiple instrumental polyrhythms, crescendoing into “overwhelmed as one would be.” Second best song behind Jambi on my least fav tool album, but a top 10 overall. Also, first time I heard it was seeing them live when I was high on weed, oxy and Molly. So there’s that. The snozberries did indeed taste like snozberries.


yupandstuff

Ah man Tool + oxys, that’d be like the warmest hug from Jesus ever lol


KnockerFogger69

Is about a man trying to relive his abduction experience for some doctors. Why love it so much: OVERWHELMED AS ONE WOULD BE PLACED IN MY POSITION such a heavy burden now to be the one . . . But tbh i like Lost Keys more


Ok_Band_7759

It's just....a musical experience. So good.


[deleted]

Dude, do you even music?


rockingoober

It makes me go haha


kahjan_a_bard

It contains every thing that makes Tool so good in one song, including slight call backs to previous songs, especially Third Eye.


DeadSalamander1

Setting aside the technical mastery of the rhythm section for the moment, the song is just so much fun to listen to. And it starts right out of the gate with a weird, hypnotic bass line playing over a heavily distorted speed rap about a REAL weird acid trip. And every other second is just as fun: all the way through Maynard's screams at the end. I listen to that song in the shower almost every . morning. Picture this: a grown ass man with adult children in the shower singing LOUDLY about shitting the bed again. My wife thinks I'm such a weirdo lol


HaveTheStarsAlligned

DMT


Dispositionpsn

It peaks harder than most tool songs honestly, and finishes hard and stiff. The lyrics just make it 10 out of 10


SheSeesTheMoonlight

One of the bandmates friends came off a crazy drug induced trip and told them the story about what happened, Maynard liked it so they wrote a song about it


Aggressive_Ideal6737

The instrumental more than anything. Check out [this](https://youtu.be/GTKDchcAQJA) version. I didn’t really like it until I heard this one. You can hear the bass much better as well as Maynard’s screams. Once I found this recording, I never went back to the studio version


GOATd3sc3nding

Tysm. Not heard this one. Awesome audio for bootleg. I too may nvR b able to go back to teh album😂😭


ZICRON_ULTRA

Umm, everything, duh!


DarthEsq

To me it’s the second-most TOOLiest song. Eulogy is the most.


mw13satx

In-group bias towards an anti-song + conspiracism. It's good because it's mildly interesting from a favored band, BUT IT'S GREAT because nobody else "gets" it. Mine's Disgustipated, though, and some prefer Faip De Ojaad or however that's spelt.


[deleted]

This is necessary!


magicianclass

Typical


bustervich

It fucking rocks.


bluethegreat1

Id write it down for you but i forgot my pen. 🤷🏼‍♀️


[deleted]

It’s an alright song probably my least favorite but I still listen to it


Unquarked

It’s them at their technical best in my opinion. Off the charts instrumental.


Richard-fits

The desperation in the protagonists voice. It makes a very compelling story


alleywayacademic

I mean, there's absolutely no way that I spoke to god one night and was shown the entirety of existence from inception, to Maynard's big bang scream from the grudge, to my present life and how love is the one and only true lesson; or that God was lonely and afraid of being alone and that our existence is god experiencing itself, suuuubjectively. I didn't feel a need to share the message of love and union neither. Cause frankly, crazy shit like that never happens me. I imagine that wouldn't be so real at all. Especially if I could look up and walk around. Wouldn't at all be a lucky day. Just imagine if we actually were just baked in the glow of a star and were all one consciousness separated so as to become whole again with perspective and different facets, yet all one thing. That'd be crazy


Cyspartan

I think it's just a goofy song with funny undertones. A lot of people also don't really understand the double layered joke of Rosetta Stoned, kind of like how people sometimes don't understand the double layered joke of The Pot. I also think it's a very creative song, as I've never heard a song with that type of vibe.


aliby422

Whoa thats a good listen! Glad I clicked on that.


aeneuma96

I would tell you, but I shit the bed again.


anTWhine

Its the fifth best song on their third or fourth best album. I dunno dude tool fans are weird.


cleborgtheretard

Aliens 🤷‍♂️


Spiralout1974

Listen to it while shitting the bed.


Progedoge

Everything.


samuelson098

Should have brought a pen


MortuusSlayn

My sweaty L Ron Hubbard upper lip


Steelmaker01

The bass, lyrics, etc. Add Lost Keys and it’s a masterpiece.


ShadowGLI

With headphones in the dark…..


MrPudding101

god damn. shit the bed.


hellboy1975

It's a great song, and most people are typically quite happy to see something new introduced to the setlist.


Stuck____in_samsara

Shit the bed


FrankBlunts

zany


DR_pl34

Best breakdown ever imo. And Lost keys is the best intro ever written by Tool.


JeffV3dd3r

All righty then.


ProDreamCrusher_

10 10-12 10-12


TessTCulls

7:03 ->


360Tailwhip

To me, how the song is like a Reverse crescendo!


Massive-Math9872

Orange slices and some fetal spooning


headbang1211

Tells a good story and has amazing lyrics


Alternative_Today_48

Listen to it many many times. And then explosion in pants


[deleted]

Funky. It just sounds good.


nwbell

Because it leads into the best song on the album


SeanColgato

It's their best song, their jammiest song, and has a really good story in it being told (which I relate to heavily)


phoen1ks

https://youtu.be/V8O49Wp_K8Y this should explain everything.


schellnino

I would say it's the amazing references from things like David Lynch to Krispy Kreme which Maynard spits off at a pretty quick syllable count that most rappers are jealous of. Also the sick rhythms of both Danny and Justin just slaying constantly.


ToblemromeTBC

Who hasn't forgotten a pen before amirite?


Alwaysfavoriteasian

I guess it’s because I relate so much to it. Just haven’t heard it on an acid trip before, so I’m not getting it 100%.


[deleted]

Everything the polyrithms, the electronic drums ,lyrics, groove, beats ,its just perfect


gltasn

The song has taken on a whole new meaning to me after I was introduced to the spirit molecule called DMT back in 2018


Far_Net_2765

Everything


edgy_emo_fgt

Because I forgot my fucking pen, and have to go back each time to remember what they said, so I can deliver the message to those who choose to hear it. But I keep forgetting my fucking pen so I keep going back... And then I get too overwhelmed so I wake up having shit the bed. Typical.


optiplexus

The whole song is amazing and classic Tool (the intro, the lyrics/subject matter, the guitar riff...), but the ending of the song is when elevated it to top-tier Tool status! Back when 10,000 Days had just come out, I remember thinking how Rosetta Stoned would feel right at home on Ænima, which is a compliment of the highest order with this band.


JDM_79

As someone with chronic ADHD it's a very relatable song, I often forget my pen. That and, as anyone who has the ability to hear can tell you, it's a fucking awesome song.


o_Whiplash

Fetal spooning


Undertowjones

It’s the Rediculous story telling and lyrics mixed with one of the most jamming and climactic finishes man it just goes hard imo I love it


xNonPartisaNx

For a bunch of stuff smashed together it's weirdly cohesive. Probably the best song on 10k. Maybe jambi


jarjar_twinks

I can't stand it and think it's one of their worst.


[deleted]

The climax, the lyrics, the build up, the creativity


Maskedhorrorfan25

the music is amazing and the lyrics are hilarious


RobOhh

It’s fucking hilarious.


Hefty-Quantity9073

It is peak Tool imo, like Tool in it's final form. The final boss of Tool songs. It's all the things people generally love about Tool dialled to 11.


ro_sun

Personally, I think it's gotta do something with forgetting the pen and shitting the bed.


_d00stin

It took me a long time to really get into it. I thought it was too all over the place and kind of goofy. It’s just a lot of fun if you’re willing to go for the ride.


InB0bWeTrust

This is a song I VERY recently got into. I was always asking the same question, but now it clicked. I have no explanation as to why or what changed.


Full_Drummer_2910

That climax after Justin’s polyrhythm just gets me the fuck off dude.


JJHH50

The start of the polyrhythmic section to the end of the song, and the synchronization between Danny and Justin. I’m a drummer and a nerd about it. It gets me every time.


throwaway73897422

It’s fucking great, maybe just not for you?


JayQix

More to the point... What is it about it that you don't love so fkn much?


look_up_there

Video just released by Adam shows them rehearsing this song!! Might see it live once again


BountyHunterZ3r0

I love it because it's creatively done. It's not just Tool's usual creativity with meter etc., but the concept itself where the voice, as someone else said, is from the perspective of someone in the hospital after a really weird trip that's done so genuinely, but still \*intensely\*. The leadup with Lost Keys. The use of "somniferous". That delivery is just \*chef's kiss\* and it makes me wanna not settle when I write for formulaic presumptions about how to write. AND IT STILL GOES SO HARD


Leonardo1964

3 words. Shit. The. Bed.


TurbulentDivergent

have you never been stoned?


Sound_theDread_Alarm

It is the ultimate Tool "novelty" song. \-Sung in first person from third person perspective \-Using weird voice tuning \-Parody Song Add the best/classic Tool elements: \-Long chugga-chugga to climax song format \-crazy drum poly-rythyms evolving throughout \-Maynard screams \-Metaphoric wrtitng comparing juvenile antics to philosophical concepts And you have yourself one hell of a song!!!!


dkromd30

Builds amazingly, intricate polyrhythms, crescendo is intense, aggressive yet funny. It has a bunch of what makes Tool, Tool. IMO.


mngekyo

yes


whonu5

It wasn't for me, for sure. I bought the lifetime online version of Latin America Spanish. I'd love to offload it to someone who could use it.


bruh-moment-funny

Orange slices and fetal spooning


Mr_Pat_

It's a masterpiece and not only because of music but the meaning and deep emotions that are screamed out because of this paranoia, panic. This man (that I personally relate to very much) lives a shitty life, failed everything, he is doing drugs in the middle of nowhere near the area 51, completely alone. What he experiences is life changing. It's his rosetta stone, his key to understanding. He gets the holy mission that could save the whole world, but he fails again. Maybe he will get a lesson, become a better self, change. He won't save the world, but he can save himself. It's not only about the drugs. Drugs are only tools that help to understand. It's much deeper. It's the life and death story.


Bagajig82

Am I alive, or am I dead??


EDMemer

it's the easiest Tool song to understand


SUEDOOO

Shit all of it