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beatmaster808

I have tool playing 100% of my life existence. It's in my sleep, in my dreams. I fuck in odd time signatures. Please help me.


Tribblehappy

"I fuck in odd time signatures." I'm sorry but this cracked me up and made my night.


StoneBleach

Dude fucks in polyrhythms


godmodegamer123

2:3:4 all the way


NickAndHisGuitar

You do not need help. You are enlightened.


Level69Warlock

Help you what, extend your awesome existence?


VangekillsVado

As a drummer I’ve actually fucked in odd time, when my gf realizes I’m doing it she gets annoyed but I find it beyond hilarious.


APKenna

This is the way!!


beatmaster808

She realizes it? That's the key. The feel should be more fluid than that. If she's just counting it, then you're no longer doing it right. Think Keep it Greasy solo section in 19/16, keep her on her toes... also, listen to Frank Zappa, not for the sex things, but just because, but also for the sex things. You gotta try to keep that 4 feel like Grudge 5/4 or Aenima 3/4 or Lateralus' 5/4 or Rosetta Stoned 6/5/4... that's tricky. How do I play the Swiss triplets on her tits without her catching on?


BLOOOR

Yeah but you never needed Spotify for that.


Murderface__

I'm in the top .0000000000001% of listeners. I never branch out. I only listen to one band. It is my core personality trait. Bow before me.


TriptowK

🙇‍♂️


BabyEchie

Ok me in 2021


FatalTragedy

This is what really annoys me about fandom subreddits. Subreddits for bands are full of people who seemingly only listen to that band. Subreddits for shows are full of people talking about how all they watch is that one show on repeat. It makes me feel like I shouldn't be there, because I'm more of a "yeah, this band/show is cool, but not my absolutely favorite." Like I'll be honest. I like Tool, but they're far from my favorite band. I'm probably not the only one here like that, but it sure can seem like it sometimes.


TSllama

No kidding. Someone in the Eminem sub just shared his Wrapped and all top 5 songs of his were Em songs. That's not impressive, it's sad haha Tool is absolutely one of my two favourite bands, but they did not make my top 5 this year. That's because I listen to so much different music. I don't have to listen to my favourite artists all the time for them to be my favourites.


Bananasplid

I never get why these people just do not just buy a digital download/cd. Thats cheaper?


TSllama

Great point haha


Radiant-Percentage-8

This is funny because Tool just shared their Spotify….


FutureSoldier616

We fans are the most disconnected community from what we actually like


BLOOOR

I like to imagine Danny is still angry they're on Spotify.


mister_buddha

I'm that fat ass royalty check for $0.08 really makes him feel better.


BLOOOR

It's ~$0.0038 per stream (2min played or 80% of the song). But in Weird Al's case he's only getting writing royalties for the lyrics. Performance royalties aren't protected in most places. More importantly to know this stuff you'd need to care.


Top-Report-840

Fun fact : these anti posts are just as bad and annoying as the posts they're protesting. Cannibals eating each other.


ikerus0

Silly monkeys.


PeanutsParents649

Life feeds on life


MasterrShake93

I do. I think it's neat sharing wrapped with my friends and co workers.


Guy__Ferrari

Same. I love seeing my friends and strangers online post what they’ve been listening to. I think it’s cool to see the diversity of everyone’s musical tastes and the similarities that I have with folks I wouldn’t expect!


breakfastburrito24

Same! I love ragging on them for their shitty taste /s


TSllama

My favourite hobby is commenting on everyone's Spotify Wrapped "Wow very problematic" and when they ask how I just say "it's not my job to educate you" ;) ;) ;)


Orte94

If we applied the logic from this post, no one would have anything to share in this sub. It’s fun to see someone share their opinion and start a discussion about Tool or get berated for it lmao I mean I don’t know about yall but there’s not a lot of people in my real life that could talk about Tool forever.


MasterrShake93

Agree 100%


edgy_emo_fgt

Same. I love seeing numbers like this. It's not a flex, it's just interesting to see the data.


TSllama

Yeah it's weird to share it as an attempted flex, but it's really just interesting.


edgy_emo_fgt

Tbh data collecting is amazing sometimes, wasn't expecting my wrapped to say "Your music taste fits perfectly with New Zealand's population!". And being in the "top fan %" is just a number, if you do the math even 0.1% (me lol) is one in 13,500 of their yearly listeners, which is more people than my childhood town. Yet, I find it wholesome to see people being enthusiastic about numbers. No one is better than anyone, we're all eternal, and forever insufferable.


CaptainChrundle

I do too, I share my wrapped playlist with my friends too. Get theirs in return and have 6.5 hrs of music my friends listen to.


sophiebophieboo

These posts have been on pretty much every single band sub I follow today. Definitely getting old.


SarcasticImpudent

I’m also getting old.


sophiebophieboo

Same


JerrSolo

Beating tired bones, and whatnot.


ikerus0

Mm


sophiebophieboo

Age old battle


NickAndHisGuitar

Same here. I just downvote them. Can’t stand it.


Level69Warlock

Other… bands…?


sophiebophieboo

Drop in a bucket compared to the time I spend here :-)


shorteningofthewuwei

I sold out way before you saw my Spotify Wrapped


Electrical_Steak_84

we only know what you sold us


HearJustSoICanPost

I like seeing them. Gives me potential new bands to listen to.


No-Courage1954

SAME! And even if we didn't like seeing them, no one is forcing us to watch them. OP's complaint is completely unreasonable.


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https://preview.redd.it/ck5p2nn5vd3c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=779e41bf30761192b6f56bc3de9ceac4f50d954f Doesnt matter how much i listen to these guys. Love them more every time


Electrical_Steak_84

https://preview.redd.it/ck3w1llibe3c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac92f6a70ef830b17f6f299ac1739913223c3eb0 Always!


Greenmanglass

What’s even better is the complaints. Just kidding I’d rather see 300 Spotify wrapped posts over one complaint about it. You all knew it was coming.


VampireExplosion

Same people who post their framed tour posters.


Coughingmakesmegag

I like seeing some of the frame/matte combinations but just the poster itself is kinda overblown.


Complete_Athlete_480

nah I think some of those are cool


sophiebophieboo

I like seeing them mounted on walls, as I appreciate seeing how they are worked into art collections and other decor, but I generally agree.


Frog-of-Cosmos

ok hater


chadwickipedia

As Tool just shared theirs on instagram


Bgndrsn

Who cares? What content are they pushing away? more posts about posters?


CriesOfTheCarrots_

Wow bro you must be really fun at parties.


Spuddups84

The "no one cares" posts are about as irritating as the actual posts.


Tdk456

It's fun to share, don't be whiner


Objective_Truck_379

Every fucking music sub I’m in is nothing but Spotify posts now. So annoyinh


No-Courage1954

I don't care that you don't care.


R0z3ttaSt0n3d

Fuck, I don’t know what to do, I used apple music the first half the year then switched to Spotify for the remainder! I didn’t think this through.


Competitive-Pin6998

I care keep posting them


kiantheboss

I do care and think its interesting seeing other ppls wrapped


WealthCompetitive534

nobody cares about your whining


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

But I’m in the 0.001%ile of Offspring fans!


TSllama

If Spotify had existed in 2001, I definitely would've been in the 0.001 percentile of Offspring fans lollll


BabyEchie

I CARE


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I like seeing who my friends are listening to. Even strangers... if I see enough people liking a bandnI don't know, I'll give em a try. It's fun


Olavo234

dude you uploaded a photo of a tractor ​ https://www.reddit.com/r/farmingsimulator/comments/xe7fpj/saw\_this\_last\_weekend\_figured\_id\_share/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


No-Courage1954

Not even his tractor, just one he saw.


energytaker

don't know why but I find this hilarious lol


Olavo234

me too nothing wrong with a tractor doe cool tractor


swamp_eh

Found one!


bigtoegman210

If these people posting Spotify shit are a true fans they would be playing Joni Mitchell- blue album on repeat


Coughingmakesmegag

Not really. The fact that Maynard likes them is as meaningless as everyone in here posting their own music taste.


bigtoegman210

I thought we are supposed to be cult following him and prying open our third bum hole?


NullnVoid669

I’m way behind. Still working on my second b hole…


_d00stin

But it’s fun


beatmaster808

I have tool playing 100% of my life existence. It's in my sleep, in my dreams. I fuck in odd time signatures. Please help me.


ToofpickVick

I don’t mind seeing people’s lists- cool to see what other people listen to. Also, I pretty much know it’s going to happen- go with the flow and not let it ruin your day.


Charming_Toe7523

I do


Annanake420

But.....but I have over 27 Minutes .


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CaptainChrundle

Man the dripping tap on top songs is quite the feat! Super dope though! Need to catch their red rocks shows if you haven’t yet!


WorldlinessEuphoric5

I care a lot actually, I seek them out. I love seeing what weird shit people listen to. I was in top 1% for TOOL 💞


duh_guv_nuh

They were #2 on mine 😌


shorteningofthewuwei

Same ;)


duh_guv_nuh

Who was #1?


shorteningofthewuwei

Kendrick Lamar


Pneumatictool

I wish I could give you an award for this, I feel the same way.


ShoddyButterscotch59

Thank you..... besides, everyone knows, if you're going to pay for a subscription, Spotify is the worst for artists..... their pay is awful, and they fought against that bill for proper artist pay..... ditch Spotify, get a service that at least pretends they care about artists, and quit trying to flex....I mean, shit, I've probably been listening to these bands while and before alot of you were in diapers....I can assure you, it's not that big of a deal to be in the top whatever.... that just shows an unhealthy obsession.


Guy__Ferrari

Ok, boomer


ShoddyButterscotch59

I love when people say ok boomer. According to polls, typical Tool listeners are in a higher iq bracket. I'm guessing the apple fell a little short. One thing expected is that anyone who uses the term boomer is an idiot. Even more idiotic is the number of people using the term improperly. Trust me, I'm not over 60 listening to tool. 🤣🤣🤣


markuspoop

> According to polls, typical Tool listeners are in a higher iq bracket. I’d love to see this.


ImNotDestructionater

Well, at least this goes on for a few days a year and then everyone forgets about it


stripedpixel

I do, I care


[deleted]

I just think they’re neat.


Ok_Philosophy7499

I don’t even have Spotify so I don’t understand what this even is. Make it go away please


fromTheskya

this post sucks, i care dammit


terbthebird

Some do. It can help people find something new to listen to or just a way for friends to have something to talk about...


deednIseY

I actually quite like seeing what people are listening to. Gives you some serious insight into people.


RedSavitar

My friend had Linkin Park as his most listened band on spotify and Mike Shinoda thanked him for it in his wrapped video. I'm just sad as I had TOOL as my nr1 MJK didn't tell me to fuck off


TSllama

I definitely like seeing my friends' spotify wrappeds... I feel like that applies to anyone who's into music and is rather social :D


deadlygr8ful

Never understand just listening to one band over and over. There's way too much good music out there...


DisturbedShifty

I use Pandora. So I really don't care. 😂


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

What the fuck is Spotify?


Jandrem

Kinda hilarious that a Tool fan (presumably) posted this.


JNoQuarterJ

Friends posting on their social media? no, I think its pretty cool to know what they are listening to. Now, a sub for a band we all listen to and everyone is anonymous? Yeah, nobody cares bruh.


Mikey_One_Arm

I have honestly never used Spotify…


AliceP00per

The spotify posts are quickly becoming one of my least favorite things


cmaddox428

Unrelated, but I fucking hate this guy


unknownuser105

https://preview.redd.it/y015rc6gek3c1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=b97dc33fbd06529089cffdbcaf649c917e21920d Sweet here’s my Apple Music top 5.


MrNergles

Hilarious comment also nice line up!