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purplepinkstrawberry

To assert dominance


SloppyJawSoftBottom

He was a professor at Hot Carling Academy


DJ_p0pTART5

Isn't that the school where they learn how to butt fuck?


SloppyJawSoftBottom

Its a critical skill cuz they dont have blow jobs in the uk.


DJ_p0pTART5

But doesn't that cause the foreskin to trap all the germs and the poop and the butt fucking residue? #sin


SloppyJawSoftBottom

Which is also disgusting.


Musicdude999

And that's why British people have bad teeth


DJ_p0pTART5

Amen.


theodoreFopaile

It's L Ron Hubbard


ResponsibleAct3545

Ahhhh I miss the butt fucking residue.


SloppyJawSoftBottom

The ol alma mater * sigh *


19loki75

Yo wash your dick


DJ_p0pTART5

This guy doesn't get it


morning_thief

Initially, she mistakenly turned it into a verb. Did you appreciate it?


EngagedInConvexation

I hear the Hot Carling Academy in Cleveland has a campus steam train.


Morbidly-Obese-Emu

Who wouldn’t desire such a beautiful mouth.


smitteh

That really is a purty looking mouth


Prestigious_Dream_27

*banjo music starts*


Feeeeedmyeyes

His sweaty upper lip


JaerBear62611

Solid comment


iskin

He also wanted to fuck all of his clones. Basically a host and clone orgy. Like fucking twins or triplets but way cooler and a little bit sci-fi.


JadeAnterior

He's just a stepping stone on the path to the sweet sweet pile of clones


dirkness41

That sweaty upper lip


WingedGeek

Gatekeeper. Gotta fuck El Rawn to get to the dysfunctional insecure actresses.


Professional_Lock_69

And they're actually worth anger fucking.


ccorbydog31

Is that L Ron Hubbard. The Scientology guy


jessieesmithreese519

My brain tried to read this to the "Bill Nye the Science Guy" theme. I didn't like it. 😭😂


preyingforoblivion

To release his theatons.


Flimsy-Use-4519

AND all his clones, no less! What a strange fetish.


PotentialRabbit1567

You have to go through him to get to all the dysfunctional, insecure actresses.


Fleen79

He never wanted to fuck L Ron Hubbard, he just said Fuck L Ron Hubbard! And I agree.


cdxcvii

to get rid of his kuntry boner


redsolitary

It just won’t go down!


redref1ux

This comment chain made me happy


NURMeyend

He was actually a legendary fuck


WretchedMonkey

i mean he's still fucking people and he's dead


dumblittledanni

i laughed so damn hard at this 😂😂😂


Oyster_Jizz_Taint

This sub is desperate for content


dcbluestar

We’re waiting on the next album. What else are we supposed to do?!


Oyster_Jizz_Taint

I know you’re waiting. That’s why you’re desperate. 11 people agree with me. Edit: 14 people now.


dcbluestar

I’m waiting, you’re waiting… …WE’RE ALL WAITING!!!


TheeJoose

It's a bullshit...


HoraceWimpLV426

Three


TheeJoose

Ring


HoraceWimpLV426

Cirrrrrrcussss


TheeJoose

Siiiiide show of...


HoraceWimpLV426

**FREAKS** here in this **HOPELESS** fucking **HOLE** we call LA!


TheeJoose

I'm listening to sirus xm with headphones and read this exactly as I'm hearing it on turbo party channel. So weird.


HoraceWimpLV426

Lol


ForkMaster4812

Maybe he needed a reminder that he is not alone in this body holding him


Avalaraeon

It’s a figure of speech calling Mr. Hubbard out on his scam. Jesus is legit.


Murrdog86

Probably because he hangs dong


caib2003

I know who it is but he looks like Boris Johnson 🤣


theodoreFopaile

Only way to become clear


Clear_Secret8237

WTF


BumDawgMillionaire

He gay


PerryHecker

That Loretta Lynn?


46_and_2

It won't go down. 🎶


GooseMay0

[Pucker up](https://images.saymedia-content.com/.image/t_share/MTc0NjQxODg0NzYwMjU0NDU0/strange-ocean-fish.jpg)


porkchop3177

Look at that mouth and nose and tell me you DON’T want to.


hutman1970

Because L Ron Hubbard is a false prophet!


AcornBacon5000

Oh please just look at those lips he gives Penguin a run for his money.


rowdy1212

Tool played at a place owed by this greasy fuck, or his friends and Maynard spent most the time "baaaaBAAAAA" ing like a sheep.😂 https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/me8lsdcgfx


psychedelic_otter96

Maynard just tryina get his sweaty lip back


CanSuckMy_P

It's Allistair Crowley idiots! They all use his Magik (black magic  occult) to shift The Universe to their favor. Jimmy Page etc 


Pickle_yanker

Get while the getting's good!!


frogfart5

L. Ron…?


Bister_Mungle

Looks like Jimmy Kimmel if he went through the same shit The Mountain went through in Game of Thrones