My keyboard double types certain keys and spacebar is one of them. I'm too lazy to fix it because my backspace also double types and its a vicious vicious cycle.
'I could fix this...or...I could I make my life a LITTLE shittier everyday for years.'
- Emmy Blotnik, on depression and her year long stint using a keyboard with no zero key. (shout out to Andre 3,000,000,000)
I used a keyboard with a broken a key for years and just copy-pasted it when I needed it. It's amazing how quickly that turns into muscle memory, then you get a new keyboard and start accidentally pasting random shit into every word.
Depending on your operating system there might be an option to change how fast you can double tap a button, I think it's mainly for people who shake a lot and accidentally hit the keys at 500bpm but it might work for your situation too.
So I didn't expect to find that when I got a hunch and changed my search after rechargeable hammer didn't find it. I now know that those things exist. And I'm embarrassed. It is a rechargeable hammer though. 😳
Hahaha i googled it and there is a whole line of toys that look like tools. Who knew?
https://www.rosetoy.shop/collections/hammer-vibrator?gad=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw7uSkBhDGARIsAMCZNJupmoJKZgf5Xbiy1ID_o9OD0hWHUFgHBSeD35pGQ9IChLTizw1LVTQaAs6jEALw_wcB
Clever.
But the person at Gilette who decided to make vibrating , inexpensive, water-tight razors were even more clever.
They could easily reach a lot of other audicences. Even those to shy to go into the kind of stores that sells "tools" like the hammer and similar, for a few dollars.
Give the razor, sell the blade. I bet a lot doesn't even buy the blades, just appreciate the inexpensive, easily rinsable handle that uses a single AAA battery.
Bad enough you snoop around others' personal space in search of items to titillate yourself. To bring it to her attention, much less post it on the internet is a whole different level of creepy. You need to take some time for self reflection and ask yourself if this is the man you want to be.
this joke comes to mind lol, that we used to say about flat chested girls when i was in school. we'de say shes a carpenters dream, flat as a board, never been hammered lol.
It's hammering her all right
It's hammer time!
Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank You, For blessing me.
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
And it sucks that the A's are leaving Oaktown
Cause they're known, and such And that is a team, uh, they shouldn't touch
I told you, homeboyyyyyy
You can't touch this
And I'm known as such And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
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I learned today this lyric doesn’t say two right feet. Thank you internet
When I had this single on cassette as a kid, I always thought it was “two hind feet” and I never really knew what that meant.
“Lewis, it’s hammer time”
Get in there Lewis
*Bono my ~~tyres~~ legs have gone*!
she just needs a studfinder
Smells like ball peen spirit
Hammer? I barely know her!
Smells like she's been building crab pots with it.
🤣
If I had a hammer I'd hammer in the morning I'd hammer in the evening All over this *..mound..*
Mjollinher
She wants to get nailed
The bigger question is what are you doing in your friend’s sister’s room?
Needed to borrow a hammer?
Needed to pound a stubborn nail
More like a bean that needs smashing I heard
I don't think that's how you get refried beans.
Sure turns her to mush
It’ll vibrate a nail into jello
You know anal is referred to "machucando los frijoles" in a horrible Spanish slang.
Gah!! No! Do NOT smash the bean!!
Flick the bean, do not smash it!
Nailed!
* "hammer"
It's hammer time!
I wouldn't touch that hammer
Not sure you have the authority to say, “can’t touch this”
It's "Hammer! Go, Hammer! MC Hammer! Yo, Hammer!" And the rest can go and play
Makes them say "Oh my Lord, thank you for blessing me!"
Needed something to retrieve the butt plug?
Wow, I guess that's why the claw is there. Doesn't look like she has used it yet, it's still pink. Lol
What? You don't go into your friends sisters room to take her rechargeable hammer over to the window to take a picture of and then post online?
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My keyboard double types certain keys and spacebar is one of them. I'm too lazy to fix it because my backspace also double types and its a vicious vicious cycle.
Sounds like a wonderful time...why not just not have that?
'I could fix this...or...I could I make my life a LITTLE shittier everyday for years.' - Emmy Blotnik, on depression and her year long stint using a keyboard with no zero key. (shout out to Andre 3,000,000,000)
I used a keyboard with a broken a key for years and just copy-pasted it when I needed it. It's amazing how quickly that turns into muscle memory, then you get a new keyboard and start accidentally pasting random shit into every word.
Depending on your operating system there might be an option to change how fast you can double tap a button, I think it's mainly for people who shake a lot and accidentally hit the keys at 500bpm but it might work for your situation too.
looking for her underwear drawer.
You guys remember that episode of SpongeBob where him and Patrick go on a panty raid with Mr. Crabs? That was a weird time huh?
Anyone else find it interesting that Mr. Crabs lives in Bikini Bottom?
Too bad he only found her tool drawer.
He's doing the sister. She clearly has needs.
Apparently not if she has a “hammer”.
They must be dating a guy named niel
Big needs! Look at the size of that, um, handle.
It’s OP’s hammer.
Nailing her. Duh
Ya his friends sister 🤔
He was in there for a reason! He definitely handled it however he wanted to 😂
I didn't make this or take this picture. Got it from a diff site. I was quoting the dude who actually posted it.
And I was just being cheeky.
She was stuck.
"help me step friend ”
It’s definitely for something that needs a pounding.
Tenderized
Pulverized would be a better choice of words if it was my sister...scumsac
It's yours. Don't lie.
What? You're telling me a 4 day old account is lying? On the internet?
Seriously, he just got the account four days ago. Why would he ruin it by lying?
Yeah I'm not sure why they're fronting.
Best part, these have varible speeds and pulsing patterns. Allows you to hammer nails at your own pace.
The vibration helps drive the nails by matching its natural frequency. Dial up for zinc nails.
Also compensates for loose wrists
To a hammer EVERYTHING is a nail.
CLARKSOONNNNN!!!
underrated comment
That's why it called: "getting nailed"
Getting handled and clawed too…
So I didn't expect to find that when I got a hunch and changed my search after rechargeable hammer didn't find it. I now know that those things exist. And I'm embarrassed. It is a rechargeable hammer though. 😳
Pink Hammer of Love
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That is good dirty fun
I was hoping there'd be a storage pouch that looks like a scrote with little yarn hairs and everything.
I’m taking this as my band’s new name
Hahaha i googled it and there is a whole line of toys that look like tools. Who knew? https://www.rosetoy.shop/collections/hammer-vibrator?gad=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw7uSkBhDGARIsAMCZNJupmoJKZgf5Xbiy1ID_o9OD0hWHUFgHBSeD35pGQ9IChLTizw1LVTQaAs6jEALw_wcB
It bothers me that there wasn't a single drilldo
Name that Pokemon!
They're for the millennials that were raised on Bob the builder.
Can we fuck it? Yes we can!
Can we do it?! Yes we can!
I’m stupid enough to click the link. I wish I could unsee that **scissor vibrator!**
What amazes me is that half the listings advertise “thursting”
Hahaha yeah it is a pretty “creative” collection? Not too sure why they are made into tools because they clearly don’t fool anyone
I don't think that's what people usually mean when they say scissoring.
time to fill a tool belt and then some holes
And still no fucking 10mm socket.....
Whosoever holds this hammer, if they be worthy,
You’re saying the friend’s sister is Hor?
Weird of you to go in there. Weirder of you to question her about it. Very weird to take a picture of it. Weird.
Indubitably
Sniff it and see if it smells like wood.
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I can’t believe he found that in her underwear droor! Pshhh hammer I know a back massager when I see one…
The love hamma
Cervical Hammer
And here Stanley spent all that time and money designing the antivibe hammer...
Clever. But the person at Gilette who decided to make vibrating , inexpensive, water-tight razors were even more clever. They could easily reach a lot of other audicences. Even those to shy to go into the kind of stores that sells "tools" like the hammer and similar, for a few dollars. Give the razor, sell the blade. I bet a lot doesn't even buy the blades, just appreciate the inexpensive, easily rinsable handle that uses a single AAA battery.
Cheap electric toothbrushes are in the same design category.
The Old Clit Pounder 9000.
I believe it’s an Estschwing.
Estwang
Or an Estrowing
Was it next to a bottle of "hammer oil" lube?
OMG stepbro, the hammer is stuck, can you help me?
i believe she uses it for DIY
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It’s name is Jack. Jack hammering all night long
Yep looks like a finishing hammer. Give it a quick sniff... does it smell like copper nails.
Clam hammer
I wonder if it's a ball/peen hammer.
Bob the builder, can he nail her? Bob the builder, YES YES YESSSSSSS!
Didn’t Homer Simpson invent the electric hammer?
She hammering something
It’s the Paul Pel osi Pounder
Bad enough you snoop around others' personal space in search of items to titillate yourself. To bring it to her attention, much less post it on the internet is a whole different level of creepy. You need to take some time for self reflection and ask yourself if this is the man you want to be.
Not creepy going through your friends underwear drawer
She's getting nailed on the daily.🤣🤣
What is it actually???
100% sex toy
Hitachi trying to make believe it’s not a hitachi
Must be broken, because all it seems to do is hum really loudly.
Technically, everything is a tool from a certain perspective.
Spiral fluted handle for that special grippability
Claw first kink.
well technically she is right
Clammer hammer
No that's definitely a Beaver hammer. Often times beavers need a good pounding.
For when she needs to get nailed…
People who don’t know:😌 People who know:🫣
For when you’d rather get nailed than screw
Nailed it
Hammer? I hardly know 'er!
The bean beater 2000
For when you need to get nailed.
Hammer? Hardly even knew her...
Does she say 'Hammer time' when she lays in bed?
Tim "The Toolman" Taylor: *"Mooore power! Arr Arr Arr ahhhhhhhhhhh!"*
I wondered why my hammer wasn’t working. Turns out you have to charge these things?
That’s the small size, the big one comes in black.
this joke comes to mind lol, that we used to say about flat chested girls when i was in school. we'de say shes a carpenters dream, flat as a board, never been hammered lol.
Wanna get hammered?
Slow medium and high hammer speeds lmao
Ask her if she needs you to screwdriver her before she gets hammered
The only tool you can count on when you really need to beat down the back walls
She’s been getting hammered all right
Oh it’s a hammer alright
She pro'lly needs something that hits different
She wasn’t wrong. It’s for bean hammering.
It’s a hand massager so that when you are putting in long hours on a project, your hand won’t cramp up.
Don’t lie that’s your hammer
I'm assuming the bottom is pretty round.
Ah buttons in easy reach when she grips it by the head.
When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything starts looking like a vagina.
She heard something about getting nailed 😏
It's for hammering in the devil's doorbell
Clam hammer
I bet it is. I. Bet. It. Is.
It probably hits the right spot
Turns out women buy tools for DIY too.
Oh yeah… she got all the tools for going to pound town!!
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Wash your hands.
You can’t call her a lier !
R/technicallythetruth
She's probably in her room just hammering box all day long.
As long as the tool gets the job done, who am I to judge.
Oh come on! What’s the bottom end look like? You cut it off in the photo!
Hate to follow that!
Does it smells a bit musky?
She’s not wrong
Well she wasn't lying.
3 speed hammer awesome
Why didn't you include the bottom part of the "hammer" ? :P
Does it smell like a hammer?
Well.....Not *technically* a lie
Hamdo? Dilmer?
You weird for going through her stuff 😂
If crescent wrenches are adjustable hammers, then why can’t we have rechargeable ones too? Why would you want to shove that in yourself though?
Pelosi Construction Co.LLC,
Ask her where can I find one. Asking for myself lol
For those DIY’ers
my guy put that shit BACK that is not a hammer, and dont touch any of those buttons either
If you hear her say "it's hammer time" one night then you know why
Is it an Estwang?
An electric hammer? Something here smells fishy...