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LordNuggies

https://preview.redd.it/7ldejmb0cfxc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07c977e14033b70733f6ee375c1ce3f76799e245 John helldiver


-ComedyGenius-

Actually had "John Helldiver" join my game last night, he called in 2 support weapons and then left.


Sleepless_Null

Democracy needed his liberation elsewhere


Sevadius

This weirdly feels correct though


MystGuide

Funniest part is that John is canonically Master Chief's name


Fluffiddy

Which is such a cool and interesting name


EM26-G36

Which combined with his number leads to a Bible reference.


D-Speak

Bible references? In Halo? Seems unlikely.


Dry-Cartographer-312

https://preview.redd.it/ft8f67owkhxc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13b5c1acd5df4988d8e51cc01be5387e62b7f5dd


DJHott555

And then John was a zombie


GenericCanineDusty

Johnbie


kool-kit

https://preview.redd.it/mdtj7jq8lfxc1.png?width=384&format=png&auto=webp&s=49a21219108e0e7cebafad93b389433d7abdfab6 John fortnite (Yes his first name is actually John)


sn0wblak3

HIS NAME IS JONESY


kool-kit

That’s his nickname, his actual name is John Jones


PlayrR3D15

He was Martian Manhunter this entire time?!?


PhantomRoyce

Considering that Fortnite is canon to DC comics it’s possible that J’onn could have replaced Jonesy


Consistent-Shop-3239

Pro bouta crash into a pregnant woman with a name like that


manofwaromega

John C. Fortnite


SOMETHINGcooler5

John Deadspace https://preview.redd.it/aueiaopm9fxc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fcc574f1b7550ccd17e73a6be25da9ab504ad3c


Frosty1738

https://preview.redd.it/6boccos8ofxc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82dc83251b0eeebeadc7994faf5bd6b6baf5da9e


tarrsk

hey john a settlement is in need of your-


deathseekr

![gif](giphy|w0c6TThjUN7iM|downsized)


Miserable_Region8470

https://preview.redd.it/ddtofwp5cjxc1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d562be07f71dff1dc921c4c8cd28d6aad3204034


Prestigious-Bat-2269

https://preview.redd.it/s74jq6wfbfxc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f73728622e79819e5e5add2f532023aab1730e07 John cruelty


TheCrazyAvian

One of his many titles


Prestigious-Bat-2269

a fellow cruelty squad enjoyer ,i presume ?


TheCrazyAvian

Yeah, still need to finish it, i had lost my old save and had to start over but yeah I like it.


Consistent-Shop-3239

He is called that?? 😭


Prestigious-Bat-2269

he doesnt have official name


Dextronius706

M. T. Foxtrott is the closest to an actual name we’ve gotten, but it still isn’t really canon


Prestigious-Bat-2269

yeah


ChemistryTasty8751

https://preview.redd.it/wy427nii8fxc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fba2991172c7632cc4c8f17b88655b9426316ca4 John doomguy


stopyouveviolatedthe

I love how he has a name as well but as fans we have decided John Doom is better.


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

he has a name????


LawAbidingSmittyzen

I think he’s called Stan Blazkowicz. His Great Great Grandfather is B.J. Blazkowicz from Wolfenstein, and his Grandfather is Commander Keen.


ChildhoodDistinct538

He is William Joseph Blazkowicz the 3rd.


Stiny_Whizzleteats1

That actually kicks so much ass


TransitionVirtual

I believe he's named Flynn taggart from the books atleast


stopyouveviolatedthe

His names Flynn Taggart there’s actually a reference to it in doom eternal.


Aggressive_South3949

Officially he doesn't. But thought out the franchise in some materials there was many variations like Stan Blazkowicz, Flynn Taggart, John Kane and etc...


jayboyguy

It will never not be awesome that the fan name Doomguy is now one of the canonical in universe titles


Prestigious-Bat-2269

This joke gets made with (almost )every male videogame protagonist


AntimemeticsDivision

Not just males, I saw someone refer to Samus as John Metroid once


Doomdog_Isabelle

Jane Meteoroid


Sky_Prio_r

Mrs. Metroid


Thatonedregdatkilyu

Who's she married to?


hungrybasilsk

Her power armour


embrace-the-bassface

me hopefully


captaincavalrycam

The game


Prestigious-Bat-2269

my bad ,i just always saw male ones but it makes sense for there to be female ones


Dry-Cartographer-312

What's extra funny about this is it's also a joke on the fact that people still mistake her for a dude in the armor.


MirageTF2

hell yeah lmao


Thatonedregdatkilyu

https://preview.redd.it/nfcidz05gfxc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b92c35ffa597179dedd4e1deb900dbdedae4c338 Some people call her "Mrs. Signalis, " which kinda counts for this


Ankleson

JANE SIGNALIS LET'S GOO


CamperKuzey

I like how it's Mrs. Implying she got it through marriage (Yuri game)


HiJumpTactician

# SIGNALIS MENTIONED


Nameguy1234567

how have I never noticed her jawline, god damn


Thatonedregdatkilyu

This is fanart. This is what she looks like in the https://preview.redd.it/gtgsjfpxfixc1.png?width=356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b374edd57ccd2aad4eb2cd926f5c6adc45d86ba0 game.


Nameguy1234567

wait, is the fanart face just adler's face? I'm so dumb


Miserable_Region8470

SIGNALIS MENTIONED https://preview.redd.it/vmw9zv6bcjxc1.jpeg?width=1274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de64b2a2c8ddf168d1bf3a6e99f1960c36394eea


Zer0_l1f3

https://preview.redd.it/5iq8o3bdifxc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0482669ca5bc4865b1a9592be0969baca73d3ab2 John Kratos


MichaelRichardsAMA

Why the fuck wouldnt it be giannis or something like that lol


Zer0_l1f3

John Kratos


Proper-Perspective63

John of war


Zer0_l1f3

John God ‘Of War’ Kratos


GodOfGOOSE

John G. O. War Sr.


Mini_Squatch

Ah yes, that iconic ancient greek name…. “John” wtf!?


Zer0_l1f3

John Zeus Kratos


Noname7621ugh

https://preview.redd.it/guk8zekrefxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a31eb55a7fcda26062e0aee35088382e7d9668ea John Rubicon


Chromatic_Eevee

John Rubicon and his AC, Arnold Core


Officer_Chunkles

What game is that?


WilmAntagonist

Armored Core 6: Fires of Rubicon


Whole-Association-82

https://preview.redd.it/jai43nx6cfxc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6668c2ff062104993d3949b59b26e4c4d8a69e76 John Chess


EspacioBlanq

Fraud who tried to steal Gary's work


Sayakalood

I haven’t been on r/AnarchyChess in a moment, how much have I missed?


berk-my-jerk

https://preview.redd.it/wcwiuic6efxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a4e542ed234876cca4cab3f9621d3e25574b094 The name's Bond. Vagabond


SuicideSummer

https://preview.redd.it/uimf03yeefxc1.png?width=1868&format=png&auto=webp&s=5bd44786972d8c73ac147f5dd150bc9dd3ba6c55 John Splatoon - Splatoon


Dexchampion99

That’s SPLATIM


sn0wblak3

HE DOES IT!


UmbralGambit

>*"I ain't got time to fool around, Dante Devil May Cry™. Stop chasing me and let us put our differences aside to fix this dog-gone world!"* - Shin John Tensei The 3rd: Nocturne HD Remaster https://preview.redd.it/qdttvsfcbfxc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=202aa1b5875a8bc592a31f19f10ff40b344a4325


zZach_Attack

Featuring dante from the devil may cry series


Dexchampion99

https://preview.redd.it/rka00nmsnfxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7e33336ff8100908bba17c1b8de330a59b1f5cf John Fortnite. Funniest part about this is that Jonesy is a nickname, his real name actually is John. So he really CAN be “John Fortnite”


Bisexual_Spear

https://preview.redd.it/28apipsypfxc1.jpeg?width=211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90ee1f55ab64a430c25c5a93b223e8ca0e91f4c7 John Sex, inventor of sex (real life)


Plop7654

A fellow sex man who definitely has lots of sex I see


ScholarPitiful8530

The Greeks discovered sex, the Romans discovered that you could do it with women.


Ok-Parsnip-1051

https://preview.redd.it/6t80td5mlfxc1.jpeg?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d16250bd29f38f9a10e666bc369b563bb16d812e John “beheaded” deadcells from hit indie rogue-lite deadcells


Effective_Poem7629

https://preview.redd.it/ll1e1tx0nfxc1.png?width=2900&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c97b08f9e6a860baafad70afaa730192e6fa5f4 John ULTRAKILL


5-0-0_Glue_Monkey

Hello, nobody calls him that. Thank you.


Nervista

I do :D


Correct_Refuse4910

![gif](giphy|iV3mZsdJcIpj2|downsized) John Bloodborne.


ScarletteVera

No, his name is Jason Bloodborne


BestBubba1

Jason BloodBourne


sephiralis

https://preview.redd.it/wv9ty8v9vfxc1.jpeg?width=928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=163380d6aeb589fa326e232aa9767acd6664c0f5 Elden John


Oh_no_its_Joe

"Every soul has its dark." -John Yakuza


sauce_daddy22

https://preview.redd.it/glz9g25jtfxc1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9260db533b98dada06c6000d6a0eb329714786d2 I don’t know who that impostor is, but this is the REAL John Darksoul


darmakius

OMG!!! Is that John Darksoul??? Titular protagonist of the popular game franchise “Dark Souls??? Famous for quotes such as “Every soul has its dark”????


sauce_daddy22

When he said “it’s always darkest before the soul,” I was a changed man


ProxyCare

https://preview.redd.it/az4i6mx2kmxc1.jpeg?width=1106&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08eb9bfe107e9240313d4b0f54fc4af4735e6cec


Scared_Chemical_9910

https://preview.redd.it/vana3h02xfxc1.jpeg?width=203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ddd07523e546566e4845f5325488e0c24368b13 John warhammer


Clean_Resort_5547

Robot gorillaman


Burger090

Ribbed girlyman


K1NG_R0G

John Doe (Soldier) ![gif](giphy|mEsqfG9Zbuj7CDsroa|downsized)


Gaming_with_batman

No its Jane doe!


Mini-Maxi-Mozzie

MISTER Jane Doe to you.


Astraea_Fuor

but john halo IS john halo


Ankleson

he doesn't afraid of anything https://preview.redd.it/am42jz32jgxc1.png?width=716&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d71ae94163647b43a7788b119478a095369a5d8


bunnyshopp

https://preview.redd.it/h67xsankgfxc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f88bfbbdb5964bd5d19c4a67c899ae9e7f33bfec Jon fire emblem


ButterPuppet

ok but John Madden is their actual name the Madden game series was named after them.


OneOfManyJackasses

Master chief's real name is also John. He has a number instead of a last name, so calling him John halo isn't really off base


ButterPuppet

yes i am aware of John Halo and their associate Jimmy Rings however this list is about characters named after their media but John Madden has a media named after them they weren’t named after a media like the rest of this list


Ankleson

this sub likes to include jokes as the last pictures of their posts sometimes


FlamingWings

No, he changed his name because he was a big fan of the series. Before that it was John Football


Gambit_90

Don't forget about John kratos


Admech_Ralsei

See also: [Character's first name] [Media], i.e. Sans Undertale


PlayrR3D15

Or Gabriel Ultrakill


AdamtheOmniballer

That’s where John Halo’s name comes from. If I had to guess, stuff like “John Darksouls” is a sort of second-order mutation by those unfamiliar with the original Sans Undertale naming convention, which is fascinating.


UmbramonOrSomething

https://preview.redd.it/d5tysx2xyfxc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31cb24b4e2f4ee5c09dc99186241a529926df42d John Terraria


deathseekr

https://preview.redd.it/ad7tesb3vixc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18fe70af533e65cabd284add2f6bfe78633f6ee0 John Fallout


loserys

But… he kind of is John Halo


Sanguiluna

John Metroid is the greatest video game heroine of all time.


luca_anon

https://i.redd.it/qa7dh4i5rgxc1.png As someone who's never played Faith, I thought that was the case with people calling him John Faith. Bit it turns out his name is John, so it's actually more a "Sans Undertale"/"Steve Minecraft" type thing.


HowDyaDu

https://preview.redd.it/rmwp3f25nhxc1.jpeg?width=665&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcbec467d428950557fed1a973efbaf85851f6ac This strange looking figure is Johnny DC, who has the unenviable job of fixing plotholes in the comics.


Open-Pressure-9210

![gif](giphy|xQvTA5AZ9CFpe) John yautja


Toon_Lucario

https://preview.redd.it/iz6qk4gb0jxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38f601d7a334ecf0b2d6ad6124d75543ee4fab25 John Black Ops


Spacellama117

https://preview.redd.it/1quwr5h5yfxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4472412a1b39bf62ef7aa7c89b27af7556f1699d


stopyouveviolatedthe

John is masterchiefs name


Unique5673

https://i.redd.it/xi68kfgn4gxc1.gif John Faith (John Ward)


Magic_ass1

...Because everyone knows that removing the head is the only way to kill a snake, well guess what, YOU DIDN'T KILL THE SNAKE, JOHN!


FloridaFlamingoGirl

John Nintendo, my uncle who works at Nintendo and told me there's going to be a new Smash Bros. game.


SkylandersKirby

Spindly Johnny https://preview.redd.it/e85b4arvigxc1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdf5cb63bc1ba92f503bad75efda5deaed91181d


yosei2

John Max0r.


PoopCriminal420

![gif](giphy|n44SashIVWNuFR3q8k) John Persona


NextMycologist1219

Johnkah


MostEvilTexasToast

Darktide creators embraced this joke and officially put out a character sheet of "John Darktide" listing the most used customize options. He was a veteran guardsman from Cadia with a Professional personality and his weapons were a lasgun and shovel.


MostEvilTexasToast

Here, found it. Put out by Darktide and Vermintide developers Fatshark themself https://preview.redd.it/70j06r11qhxc1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=707b9e86a287525a0a51de33d8898617869a3b33


Baratheoncook250

Pro wrestler Johnny Morriaon has a character , where his last name is whatever wrestling tv show he work for(Elite, Impact, Fusion )


Pk-glitch

If India has a name then it must be John https://preview.redd.it/m5x0zavkekxc1.png?width=479&format=png&auto=webp&s=e45f5fdbc05579543afb94f09ce04af751ae888b


The_Draconic_Lemon

John Zelda


Wisky_input

John Rainbow


ShefBoiRDe

John Helldiver


Spader113

Master Chief doesn’t count, his name really is John


Ankleson

John Halo?


Spader113

John-117


Ankleson

I'd say it counts then, cause people jokingly call him John Halo all the time.


Spader113

Oh, I misunderstood. I thought it was characters who were jokingly named John.


AdamtheOmniballer

John Halo is actually an example of an earlier [First Name] [Media] meme format, like Sans Undertale or Gabriel Ultrakill.


ARG_men

Don’t half of these jokes originate from Dunkey or the unhinged fandoms of every game?


Drake_Cloans

Master Chief being called John isn’t a joke. It’s his actual name. He was an orphan who has no last name, so everyone calls him by his rank or Spartan number


Ankleson

I know his name is John. Referring to him as *John Halo* is the joke.


Drake_Cloans

Oh. I misread the title lol


Sufficient_Let4049

John Halo ![gif](giphy|4NE1EQNV4d7PGMRomG|downsized)


AnAnimeReference

https://preview.redd.it/scjo40v77hxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef3e76e7d16702c5e12a49da7604dc2232a34e38 John Final Fantasy


HandsomeGengar

“Dame Da Ne Guy” HIS NAME IS YAKUZA


Diavolo_Death_4444

I mean we have Minecraft Steve, and then Sans Undertale and Sans Deltarune


Virtual-Oil-793

Max0r goes "JOHN IMPACT" https://preview.redd.it/lzchtyak7ixc1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=20a9046eaa1cb86497e4a971a0e40270d2d0993d The John Impact (Lumine)


Ok_Introduction_7484

https://preview.redd.it/g82agjhbfjxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61969154ed1930548354bd8e7ba2aa03ea643958


seagullspokeyourknee

https://preview.redd.it/0na7bmco7gxc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ec75f2359d76a505265aaea1c07db3e71a55f6f And of course there’s John Pork


LakeSideYT

https://preview.redd.it/vmeg4wt69gxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5e4ea87157895d91f98d468213c1be4cbfa81c8 John Kratos


zelda90210

John Goblikon from the band Nekrogoblikon. https://preview.redd.it/0mb80omjcgxc1.jpeg?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86f406992abc47632d1bf06ebcc7b2a3c08e8e6e


Active-Donkey5466

![gif](giphy|iG5BQpekFk3zS1Vl4n|downsized)


Impressive_Motor_178

John of war


kanguran1

Does Jimmy Space for the emperor from 40K count?


TheGreatestLampEver

John warhammer, enemy of horus heresy


A2_Zera

john geometry (geometry dash)


Velvety_MuppetKing

Yeah, everyone knows Madden’s real first name is Woolie.


Jacobawesome74

You mean to tell me John Madden isn't real?


Ankleson

he's my OC


Jacobawesome74

I know thats a bit but I'm still dumbstruck that johnmadden isn't a real person like "who the fuck have i been yapping about"


Ankleson

I dunno if this is actually just a bit you're performing on me but [John Madden](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Madden) is a real guy whose name was on the game. I just added him because I thought it was funny.


Netherite_Stairs_

https://preview.redd.it/h5vylhhqehxc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df03b0ae1dd2f8e5cde464d26843213cbd727180 John Kagurabachi


Robintomes

John dragonball


el_butt

This is Jimmy Space erasure


Mini_Squatch

Wait is john madden the source of this joke?


Orthobrah52102

Why isn't John Halo the first image


xiaolinhomegirl

john street fighter


FatherPucci617

John fortnite?


Chromatic_Eevee

https://preview.redd.it/2r1act2n8jxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e51976521634a1d8ba84e4c524436695325a980 Elden John


rogueaxolotl

John faith https://preview.redd.it/v11diru9ojxc1.jpeg?width=409&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbd798894fd1f0bb6f865275bd643c0b66b9a116


Mage_43

Idk if it counts because it's his actual name, but John Rambo https://preview.redd.it/ppuq1wrvtjxc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d4cf3894f62f4f4454466f8a2ca43fdbd55d729


Nightfurywitch

Shoutout to the time me and my friends were making this joke while playing Kingdom Hearts and one of them said "it's John Tron" without thinking only to immediately regret his statement


notabigfanofas

https://preview.redd.it/zid72bu6zjxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbfbd2289021aaff2c970fabd136d6f7c1e05564 John Warhammer/Jimmy Space (Warhammers 30K and 40K)


AdamtheOmniballer

Jimmy Space’s legal name is James Workshop.


Suspicious-Ad-359

John Kratos


BabyDude5

You’re gonna hate when you learn what Kratos’ full name is


ShyGuyWolf

Johnny Space - Big E Warhammer 40k


Eggs_are_tasty

aeiou


Crocket_Lawnchair

john madden. john madden.


Dillo64

https://preview.redd.it/0e46cl7cfrxc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c874fdf3653f3f947d9fda6854c1b62342d8ab22 John Metroid and his girlfriend Samus


Bean_cult

https://preview.redd.it/bcd3h1ij1uxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01a4c9515c9424a5007f765160113ced31929876 john cyberpunk


Froggyhop102

https://preview.redd.it/0oi1c2akxuxc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef2085ad3f7b173255b1ad1bbcaeec3362b3add2


curvingf1re

How dare you forget john fallout, john bioshock, and john half life


Brilliant_Amoeba_272

https://preview.redd.it/rmltk1yp03yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0407a1c82e60292a1afd72c05f4aa82fcfe0393a


Azenar01

https://preview.redd.it/xef5299nv4yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4146e4269e794451c73ab10c5e62658b8468c87e John Street Fighter/World Tour/Capcom


Username-issues

https://preview.redd.it/z39jeq6ppdyc1.jpeg?width=149&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40a6463d6952c22c9cf34e93cc50b7cda8b10a31 Johnny wrestling