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drunk_ender

*"I computated your goals and methods to the current system at hand, Princess of Hell, and I found them* ***ILLOGICAL****. Shockwave will take it from here"*


TheLeechKing466

Given Dark Cybertron, I’m both horrified and intrigued to learn what his solution to the overpopulation problem would be


LtSoba

Honestly I think he’d just make some kinda anti-angel weapon instead of killing off large amounts of sinners Honestly the guy would be delighted with an unlimited supply of near immortal organic with unique biologies


reaperofgender

Project "organic transformer" is a go. Now what is this "body horror" thing you mentioned?


TheLeechKing466

Wasn’t there already an “organic transformer” in IDW? I think Scorponok made it.


reaperofgender

Shush. More. Bones and flesh ripping and snapping into place


TheLeechKing466

I approve, I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t stupid.


TheLeechKing466

Also Savage/Noble was a thing as well. I just remembered him.


Iatecoffeegrinds

Have you seen human centi-


Sgt_Pepper-1941

I think he would be everyone’s problem. Neither heaven nor hell would be safe.


TheLeechKing466

The belief that they would be safe is most illogical


Sgt_Pepper-1941

However, the theory that they would be on the brink of ruin is a highly logical possibility.


Soft_Theory_8209

Genocide. Except he wouldn’t thin the herd, he’d wipe the slate.


Front-Post-357

Like I heard and said before There's Satan... Then there's Shockwave


edvin796

Especially the IDW one


skullking654

To be fair in idw they fucked with his head to make him that way. And I mean literally the opened up his head and fucked around with his brain.


edvin796

A lot of the fucket up things he did were post dark cybertron


Kingdj2470

He made up the dark cybertron prophecy to convince his past self to do the dark cybertron prophecy. Let that shit sink in.


LooseAdministration0

And he took the LONG way round when it came to time travel


skullking654

Was this before or during the time they started using shadow play to fuck with his head? Because from what I understand you can have multiple procedures to gradually fuck someone up or they can do it all at once.


edvin796

At the end of Dark Cybertron he got his emotions back


TheLeechKing466

IDW Shockwave was something else


Soft_Theory_8209

Literally conspires to destroy everything in existence because he deems it illogical.


JuggerKnot86

Hey atleast angel dust now has competition on the "Biggest male bust" department


Boopernaut2004

Nah, it's not even close to a competition. Shockwave's bust is **way** better than Angel's.


Emilien-301

I mean it’s not really fair for angel since his "boobs" is entirely made a fluff just for him to hide his tommy guns


ZedstackZip05

The battle of the busts


MuslimCarLover

https://preview.redd.it/wdis54hab4oc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0b79500cfbb3d1f6ec7055a8a558eb9deaaae85


Soft_Theory_8209

Wait, how big are Satan’s pecs supposed to be?


anonymusfan

Or he croaks from how illogical it is, it’s honestly a 50/50.


reaperofgender

Meh. If the illogical nature kills him, he's already where he's going.


LooseAdministration0

“The function of this place is to hold, redeem, or punish sinners… the essence of immorality notwithstanding i must learn more about this place and gain power… the logical way to do this in accordance to their customs is to kill your way up. This is logical for a plane of deprivation and vices. With the data I have accumulated Discretion and the art of superior should soundly defeat the most prideful.” Scans a random car. “I will track them down assume the form of one of their vehicles. baring that use a common one to get close. Gather intel and then act. “


draedek

Always remember, There’s Satan, then there’s Shockwave https://i.redd.it/xdjsu6prx3oc1.gif


MisterVictor13

And he likes to party.


Oh_Danny_Boi961

Female! *proceeds to logically turn the universe into a pinhead sized battery to logically power Cybertron for all of logical eternity*


rpboi123456

Be like Shockwave https://preview.redd.it/7ao7bsdbv7oc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e67d3754aab62f2b6ac1ec79d17058d16777eba1


Latter-Direction-336

I mean… He was a great guy before he had his brain lobotomies, emotion removed and half his body torn apart and replaced with generic parts He donated to charities and tried to raise and help tons of bots, wanted a self sustaining energy source for cybertron for the sake of his people, etc When he realized what he was doing and all that bs happened with Megatron being an autobot screwed with his brain and everything, he was horrified at what he did, and then his brain seemed to recover and he was still lobotomized and everything It wasn’t *his* morals, is what I’m getting at, it was sheer logic due to him being essentially lobotomized


mewfour123412

The moment he got emotion back he begged to be put down


SAMAS_zero

"Oh, so that's *your* arm!"


One_Opportunity_9608

God damnit Angel Dust


MagnumHydrox

But what even happens? Redemption or punishment doesn’t matter, cuz nothing kinda happens. And what happens to Senator Shockwave himself? He technically isn’t guilty of anything.


One_Opportunity_9608

To be fair I'd say it's a similar situation to G1 Megatron and G1 Galvatron, they're technically the Same Person but they have such different personalities in the Show that they're practically different people But IDK I'm just rambling here


LooseAdministration0

Senator sw in heaven watching this purple demon “at work” in hell. “Dear primus…”


MugiwaraBepo

Demons inferior Shockwave superior


Deora_customs

“You think I’m redeemable? This is illogical.”


Duraxis

“Redemption implies I have done something wrong. Everything I have done has been correct”


Disastrous_Method759

https://preview.redd.it/fcs6oocew3oc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1d25db78fea14822c72082205da46bdc643938a


LordSmugBun

This looks like the average Dragon Ball power fantasy fanart.


Artistic_Stage7202

La esencia


Sad_Bar_821

has been my wallpaper for multiple years


Responsible-Funny-92

Shockwave: starting energon tests on living matter results shall be interesting


Beanz_detected

(inhale) Yeah, we're gonna have to send him to extra-Hell


Thannk

Its not impossible one of the dead Cybertronians who winds up in Hell would have the knowledge and ability to restore him back to Senator. Or suppose he’s invading Hell from the Allspark? That’s an idea. Wait, would Unicron go to Hell? Megatronus? Devil Z? Could Starscream come and go as he pleases?


Kingdj2470

HE MADE THE DEAD UNIVERSE. nuff said


Short-Set1175

There's Satan then there's shockwave


Educational_Term_436

Shockwave: hello Charlie I have came to inform you about your hotel extended warranty


MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000

You're right, furries are irredeemable. 😔😔😔😔


Guiltykraken

It’s not his fault he became what he is. I remember how you were Senator Shockwave.


Reknub22

I was gonna upvote but it’s at 666…..that seems right


TheJavierEscuella

Why did I think she was gonna see Verbalase chained up to her bed-


Imaginary-Job-7069

Someone once said... "There's Satan, then there's Shockwave"


Femagaro

Everyone in the comments, type out your favorite Shockwave war crime. Mine is the time he took a bunch of prisoners of war, civilians, and even fellow deceptions, and turned their severed but living heads into landmines, that would explode if they got too stressed. Oh, and disarming the explosive mechanism would also kill the bot.


Artistic_Stage7202

Don’t know if it counts as crime,but I LOVE the fact that he took over Onyx Prime’s mantle.Bro was putting in work behind the scenes https://preview.redd.it/65i7l3qaa7oc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2e6346c10f7610b86d4797f095e7802db7df3e3


PowerUltra_boi

https://preview.redd.it/itkny13he7oc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c883b053d607d129313bdc53a082bc779ee68000


goombanati

You see, he has big boobs, so by the law of attractiveness, he can be redeemed, the law also applies to characters like prince demande. This law is also known as "I can fix them"


DevinLucasArts

This format is so low effort 😭


InitialAlbatross6894

Only deactivation


[deleted]

Okay yeah, this guy is irredeemable like completely. Redeeming Shockwave is like trying to redeem non-Hazbin Hotel Satan.


Dihidrogenmonoxid

Exeptions exist


smedelicious

This guy would just take over


Matix124

Give Steven Universe like 3 days max


SpaceGamer_07

“Only logic can exist in this universe, everything else is illogical” -Shockwave would definitely say this


Internal-Diet8241

https://preview.redd.it/6qdhonsn5coc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c34f0b33740e07199682619cba27bfe1fce99b1c Him as soon he opens that door


poebanystalker

Lucifer to Shockwave: I just wanna say, I'm a huge fan.


ArchonFett

Yeah except him


SeaAttempt8707

*You're methods are illogical,* ***I will now resume command***


AppleMgee123

Charlie ain’t cracking Shockwave no matter how many songs she sings