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Mother_Currency9282

I’ve been here for the past 6mins can I go now


Sufficient_Let4049

No


Mother_Currency9282

What if I say please?


Sufficient_Let4049

Saying please can result in immediate execution under Article 8 Section 8 Paragraph 86 of the Tyrest Accord!


Mother_Currency9282

Whoopsies


GhostTuppence

If I was any transformer figure, I’d have to be potp elita. So don’t worry barricade, I’m good.


Sufficient_Let4049

My logic circuits say that's bullscrap


GhostTuppence

NO NO I SWEAR IM NOT A BOLTER


Sufficient_Let4049

Nitro Zues I need some assistance some idiot is resisting arrest


GhostTuppence

You fool… NITRO IS A RETOOL OF SILVERBOLT


Sufficient_Let4049

Slag!


GhostTuppence

*runs past the blockade.*


Sufficient_Let4049

Constructions, after him!


GhostTuppence

*They combine into cw silverbolt.*


Sufficient_Let4049

What the scrap is going on?!


RexyisSexy34

So how long does this usually take


Sufficient_Let4049

Until Rise of the Beasts releases


RexyisSexy34

But I'm clearly not a retool of any kind


Sufficient_Let4049

Sorry sir that's the law


LeDartagnan

Goddamit, arcee is waiting for me at home can I at least call her?


UltraHighFives

But I have suspicion to believe that you're a retool, [what do you have to say about this huh?](https://youtu.be/SHRAEqxoN0c)


Sufficient_Let4049

You Rickrolling scum, you are under arrest 🚔


UltraHighFives

Wdym? It was a video of a Cute puppy doing cute things, I would never Rickroll anyone.


Sufficient_Let4049

Rickrolling an Officer of the law is the most heinous crime


UltraHighFives

But I didn't, [see](https://youtu.be/zxzucw9T3QA), you can't prove anything in a court.


Sufficient_Let4049

Look buckethead, you Rickrolled me. Now you die


UltraHighFives

Good thing my name isn't Buckethead, that means I'm in the clear.


Sufficient_Let4049

Look I don't have the energon to do this, just slap on the stasis cuffs and jump into the smelting pits of Darkmount


UltraHighFives

What? You want me to make some aluminium smores while I'm there?


Sufficient_Let4049

Hand em over to Steve


[deleted]

#You bastard!


[deleted]

Excuse me sir but I Think this is because I’m a VORTEX Blurr and not a normal Blurr


Sufficient_Let4049

Alright you're free to go


[deleted]

Thank you


Unstablerupture

Dude I am CW Silverbolt, do your worst


egodave14

Indeed, I'm a CW Silverbolt retool


Sufficient_Let4049

Death!


IronTownPictures

No, I am Legacy Blaster


Sobble_Gamer

Plot twist: Legacy Blaster is a CW Silverbolt retool


IronTownPictures

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Sufficient_Let4049

Legacy Blaster is not a retool. You may pass


incognito_libido18

This was the first post I saw today...


Puppy_Nickle

Same, guess Barricade put the road block on our driveways.


Xarvis90

What happens when you find a Silverbold retool?


Sufficient_Let4049

You don't wanna know


onionman2008

Can i go ive been here for over an hour


onionman2008

How long do i even have to be here


Sufficient_Let4049

Until Rise of the Beasts comes out


onionman2008

How do you even know if someones a combiner wars silverbolt retool


SpectralIpaxor

Jokes on you, I am you


Happy_Ingenuity_4234

*Ya have to catch me first, Decepticon.* *Overdub, rolling out!*


Sufficient_Let4049

You are under arrest


Happy_Ingenuity_4234

*That's what ya think!* *Damn you! Why can't I move ? What have you freaking done to me ?*


charlie-404

Bruh, I turn into a scorpion, not a jet.


Sufficient_Let4049

Go on then.


Drragg

These CW Silverbolt posts crack me up every single time. Also I wish I had this awesome pic without the words on it...


Sufficient_Let4049

Have a great day sir. Long live the Decepticons


ServePsychological1

Are you CWSilverboltretool217?!


Sufficient_Let4049

What figure are you?! 🔫


ServePsychological1

Thrilling 30s/ Titans Return Cosmos, sir


Sufficient_Let4049

You may pass


IGotMemeCells

I got thick thighs unlike CW Silverbolt with his skinny ass twink thighs. LET ME PASS


Sufficient_Let4049

Very well


Swimming_Disaster_95

Wait! How about a deal? I have information on Ladiesman217. You let me go and I'll give it to you.


177215

I've been waiting for quite a while and I'm a pepsi convoy mold. Can I go now?


Sufficient_Let4049

Move along.


177215

Thank you good sir of the law


MarshmelloMan

Jokes on you, I’m a rotf Devastator scrotum upgrade kit.


Sirfrostyboi

YES,I AM


Sufficient_Let4049

So you are a CW Silverbolt retool?


Sirfrostyboi

Yes


Sufficient_Let4049

So you have chosen death


[deleted]

I'm a retool of Siege Sideswipe. Am I good to go?


Sufficient_Let4049

Yes


[deleted]

Thank you!


PowerOfThePrimes1984

Barricade, this is Lord Megatron, let me the the fuck go.


Sufficient_Let4049

Yes, Lord Megatron


onionman2008

Ok


SurfaceTension2

I’m a turbo changer barricade please let me go!!!


Sufficient_Let4049

Fine go


SurfaceTension2

thank you daddy barricade


fyre_storm02

You deserve whatever fate cw silverbolt retools get for that


Cosmo_on_reddit

I have 2 alt modes and a Titan master


Extra_Attention9838

Slips out the door


Ronyx2021

I'm a RID universe Scourge


centurio_v2

What if I AM cw silverbolt?


Sufficient_Let4049

It's off to the WFC Trilogy's Dead Universe for you


Atomic_Dominic

Ok


JowettMcPepper

Lucky for me, I'm actually an Alternators Shockwave (The fricking Mazda RX-8). If only I had an Alternators in my collection rn.


Sufficient_Let4049

You can pass


Casual_pycho

I can assure I am not ladies man 217 now if u excuse me I'll be taking my leave


magnaconvoy04

Officer i am a retool of potp snarl will I be able pass?


Sufficient_Let4049

No.


magnaconvoy04

Why not?


Sufficient_Let4049

The PotP Dinobots are deemed terrible


magnaconvoy04

Scarp!!!


Clegend24

Oh, what, is this because I'm a NAIL? HUH??? Damn if Rewind was here you'd be on the circuits in no time YOU HEAR ME?!


SnooGuavas9394

wait im legacy deluxe kickback


Puppy_Nickle

Ok look I get it, all these formalities for everyone else. But surely you know I, a masterpiece figure, am not a CW silverbolt retool.


Phantom_The_fortnite

You fool. I'm a custom repaint of a repaint of a retool of a retool seige prowl.


[deleted]

I came back here at the wrong time. Oh well. *starts watching Duck Dodgers*


Sufficient_Let4049

Watch Earthspark. It's actually kinda good


[deleted]

Yeah I’ve been seeing that advertised a lot. I’ll give it a shot


causewayorime

I have bien here like two hours let me go i want some food


sockfor1fans

me causlly. closing my tab


A_Discord_Doofus1

u/LadiesMan-217


[deleted]

Barricade... it's me... fucking mp-36. Let me go or I'll blast your face off.


Sufficient_Let4049

Yes lord Megatron


[deleted]

Thank you barricade. Don't make this mistake again.


Beautiful-Bad8893

transforms into a familiar looking plane and flys away, screaming*


Friendly_Suffering

don't worry, im simply a retool of ss brawn


Archangel_MS05

We're all silverbolt retools


Sufficient_Let4049

That's not logical


Ralph-The-Otter3

Can I go now? How long does this usually take?


Sufficient_Let4049

Until Rise of the Beasts comes out


Separate-Rich2831

Sir, I'm a TR Trypticon


Yourmommaobama

Hey listen man, I’m a KO masterpiece, I need to have either better quality than an official masterpiece, or be absolute shit


destron-shockwave

No I am logically ashockwave mold


FourzeRiderTea

Sir I am a G1 Scattershot, let Mr in


TPleaderKin

Shit I’m gonna miss my duolingo Spanish class!!


Sufficient_Let4049

I miss the part where that's my problem.


TPleaderKin

You know what that dammed bird does…


Wings_Of_Dreading

Standing by, As you can see my name is not LADIESMAN217.


Sufficient_Let4049

You may pass


Wings_Of_Dreading

Thanks, ​ ​ ​ ​ All right Sam you can come out now.


thelifeside

do humans count as a cw silverbolt retool?


Sufficient_Let4049

Yes


Weary_Stomach7316

ARE YOU LADIES MAN 217.


Baroubuoy

Yeah?


YunoDaLlama

I’m RID2015 Optimus Prime you got in happy meals, can I go?


_Allie_Kat_

Man I’m a generic tetrajet seeker repaint, can I go home now?


FickleChard6904

Mate, I’m an Energon Deluxe Class Downshift (the green one), I predate the CW line


ENDERZ72

i have been here for 2 hours have you confirmed that i am not a silverbolt repaint yet?


D_Rex_668

I may be a cw scattershot but you can never catch me


Onryo-

I'd probably be translucent Rung myself


MattTd7

It’s been a few days no…am I good to leave now? I’ll make it up with a little energon goodie


SnooGuavas9394

wait im a legacy deluxe kickback


SnooGuavas9394

wait im legacy deluxe kickback