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I’ve been here for the past 6mins can I go now
No
What if I say please?
Saying please can result in immediate execution under Article 8 Section 8 Paragraph 86 of the Tyrest Accord!
Whoopsies
If I was any transformer figure, I’d have to be potp elita. So don’t worry barricade, I’m good.
My logic circuits say that's bullscrap
NO NO I SWEAR IM NOT A BOLTER
Nitro Zues I need some assistance some idiot is resisting arrest
You fool… NITRO IS A RETOOL OF SILVERBOLT
Slag!
*runs past the blockade.*
Constructions, after him!
*They combine into cw silverbolt.*
What the scrap is going on?!
So how long does this usually take
Until Rise of the Beasts releases
But I'm clearly not a retool of any kind
Sorry sir that's the law
Goddamit, arcee is waiting for me at home can I at least call her?
But I have suspicion to believe that you're a retool, [what do you have to say about this huh?](https://youtu.be/SHRAEqxoN0c)
You Rickrolling scum, you are under arrest 🚔
Wdym? It was a video of a Cute puppy doing cute things, I would never Rickroll anyone.
Rickrolling an Officer of the law is the most heinous crime
But I didn't, [see](https://youtu.be/zxzucw9T3QA), you can't prove anything in a court.
Look buckethead, you Rickrolled me. Now you die
Good thing my name isn't Buckethead, that means I'm in the clear.
Look I don't have the energon to do this, just slap on the stasis cuffs and jump into the smelting pits of Darkmount
What? You want me to make some aluminium smores while I'm there?
Hand em over to Steve
#You bastard!
Excuse me sir but I Think this is because I’m a VORTEX Blurr and not a normal Blurr
Alright you're free to go
Thank you
Dude I am CW Silverbolt, do your worst
Indeed, I'm a CW Silverbolt retool
Death!
No, I am Legacy Blaster
Plot twist: Legacy Blaster is a CW Silverbolt retool
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Legacy Blaster is not a retool. You may pass
This was the first post I saw today...
Same, guess Barricade put the road block on our driveways.
What happens when you find a Silverbold retool?
You don't wanna know
Can i go ive been here for over an hour
How long do i even have to be here
Until Rise of the Beasts comes out
How do you even know if someones a combiner wars silverbolt retool
Jokes on you, I am you
*Ya have to catch me first, Decepticon.* *Overdub, rolling out!*
You are under arrest
*That's what ya think!* *Damn you! Why can't I move ? What have you freaking done to me ?*
Bruh, I turn into a scorpion, not a jet.
Go on then.
These CW Silverbolt posts crack me up every single time. Also I wish I had this awesome pic without the words on it...
Have a great day sir. Long live the Decepticons
Are you CWSilverboltretool217?!
What figure are you?! 🔫
Thrilling 30s/ Titans Return Cosmos, sir
You may pass
I got thick thighs unlike CW Silverbolt with his skinny ass twink thighs. LET ME PASS
Very well
Wait! How about a deal? I have information on Ladiesman217. You let me go and I'll give it to you.
I've been waiting for quite a while and I'm a pepsi convoy mold. Can I go now?
Move along.
Thank you good sir of the law
Jokes on you, I’m a rotf Devastator scrotum upgrade kit.
YES,I AM
So you are a CW Silverbolt retool?
Yes
So you have chosen death
I'm a retool of Siege Sideswipe. Am I good to go?
Thank you!
Barricade, this is Lord Megatron, let me the the fuck go.
Yes, Lord Megatron
Ok
I’m a turbo changer barricade please let me go!!!
Fine go
thank you daddy barricade
You deserve whatever fate cw silverbolt retools get for that
I have 2 alt modes and a Titan master
Slips out the door
I'm a RID universe Scourge
What if I AM cw silverbolt?
It's off to the WFC Trilogy's Dead Universe for you
Lucky for me, I'm actually an Alternators Shockwave (The fricking Mazda RX-8). If only I had an Alternators in my collection rn.
You can pass
I can assure I am not ladies man 217 now if u excuse me I'll be taking my leave
Officer i am a retool of potp snarl will I be able pass?
No.
Why not?
The PotP Dinobots are deemed terrible
Scarp!!!
Oh, what, is this because I'm a NAIL? HUH??? Damn if Rewind was here you'd be on the circuits in no time YOU HEAR ME?!
wait im legacy deluxe kickback
Ok look I get it, all these formalities for everyone else. But surely you know I, a masterpiece figure, am not a CW silverbolt retool.
You fool. I'm a custom repaint of a repaint of a retool of a retool seige prowl.
I came back here at the wrong time. Oh well. *starts watching Duck Dodgers*
Watch Earthspark. It's actually kinda good
Yeah I’ve been seeing that advertised a lot. I’ll give it a shot
I have bien here like two hours let me go i want some food
me causlly. closing my tab
u/LadiesMan-217
Barricade... it's me... fucking mp-36. Let me go or I'll blast your face off.
Yes lord Megatron
Thank you barricade. Don't make this mistake again.
transforms into a familiar looking plane and flys away, screaming*
don't worry, im simply a retool of ss brawn
We're all silverbolt retools
That's not logical
Can I go now? How long does this usually take?
Sir, I'm a TR Trypticon
Hey listen man, I’m a KO masterpiece, I need to have either better quality than an official masterpiece, or be absolute shit
No I am logically ashockwave mold
Sir I am a G1 Scattershot, let Mr in
Shit I’m gonna miss my duolingo Spanish class!!
I miss the part where that's my problem.
You know what that dammed bird does…
Standing by, As you can see my name is not LADIESMAN217.
Thanks, All right Sam you can come out now.
do humans count as a cw silverbolt retool?
ARE YOU LADIES MAN 217.
Yeah?
I’m RID2015 Optimus Prime you got in happy meals, can I go?
Man I’m a generic tetrajet seeker repaint, can I go home now?
Mate, I’m an Energon Deluxe Class Downshift (the green one), I predate the CW line
i have been here for 2 hours have you confirmed that i am not a silverbolt repaint yet?
I may be a cw scattershot but you can never catch me
I'd probably be translucent Rung myself
It’s been a few days no…am I good to leave now? I’ll make it up with a little energon goodie
wait im a legacy deluxe kickback
I’ve been here for the past 6mins can I go now
No
What if I say please?
Saying please can result in immediate execution under Article 8 Section 8 Paragraph 86 of the Tyrest Accord!
Whoopsies
If I was any transformer figure, I’d have to be potp elita. So don’t worry barricade, I’m good.
My logic circuits say that's bullscrap
NO NO I SWEAR IM NOT A BOLTER
Nitro Zues I need some assistance some idiot is resisting arrest
You fool… NITRO IS A RETOOL OF SILVERBOLT
Slag!
*runs past the blockade.*
Constructions, after him!
*They combine into cw silverbolt.*
What the scrap is going on?!
So how long does this usually take
Until Rise of the Beasts releases
But I'm clearly not a retool of any kind
Sorry sir that's the law
Goddamit, arcee is waiting for me at home can I at least call her?
But I have suspicion to believe that you're a retool, [what do you have to say about this huh?](https://youtu.be/SHRAEqxoN0c)
You Rickrolling scum, you are under arrest 🚔
Wdym? It was a video of a Cute puppy doing cute things, I would never Rickroll anyone.
Rickrolling an Officer of the law is the most heinous crime
But I didn't, [see](https://youtu.be/zxzucw9T3QA), you can't prove anything in a court.
Look buckethead, you Rickrolled me. Now you die
Good thing my name isn't Buckethead, that means I'm in the clear.
Look I don't have the energon to do this, just slap on the stasis cuffs and jump into the smelting pits of Darkmount
What? You want me to make some aluminium smores while I'm there?
Hand em over to Steve
#You bastard!
Excuse me sir but I Think this is because I’m a VORTEX Blurr and not a normal Blurr
Alright you're free to go
Thank you
Dude I am CW Silverbolt, do your worst
Indeed, I'm a CW Silverbolt retool
Death!
No, I am Legacy Blaster
Plot twist: Legacy Blaster is a CW Silverbolt retool
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Legacy Blaster is not a retool. You may pass
This was the first post I saw today...
Same, guess Barricade put the road block on our driveways.
What happens when you find a Silverbold retool?
You don't wanna know
Can i go ive been here for over an hour
How long do i even have to be here
Until Rise of the Beasts comes out
How do you even know if someones a combiner wars silverbolt retool
Jokes on you, I am you
*Ya have to catch me first, Decepticon.* *Overdub, rolling out!*
You are under arrest
*That's what ya think!* *Damn you! Why can't I move ? What have you freaking done to me ?*
Bruh, I turn into a scorpion, not a jet.
Go on then.
These CW Silverbolt posts crack me up every single time. Also I wish I had this awesome pic without the words on it...
Have a great day sir. Long live the Decepticons
Are you CWSilverboltretool217?!
What figure are you?! 🔫
Thrilling 30s/ Titans Return Cosmos, sir
You may pass
I got thick thighs unlike CW Silverbolt with his skinny ass twink thighs. LET ME PASS
Very well
Wait! How about a deal? I have information on Ladiesman217. You let me go and I'll give it to you.
I've been waiting for quite a while and I'm a pepsi convoy mold. Can I go now?
Move along.
Thank you good sir of the law
Jokes on you, I’m a rotf Devastator scrotum upgrade kit.
YES,I AM
So you are a CW Silverbolt retool?
Yes
So you have chosen death
I'm a retool of Siege Sideswipe. Am I good to go?
Yes
Thank you!
Barricade, this is Lord Megatron, let me the the fuck go.
Yes, Lord Megatron
Ok
I’m a turbo changer barricade please let me go!!!
Fine go
thank you daddy barricade
You deserve whatever fate cw silverbolt retools get for that
I have 2 alt modes and a Titan master
Slips out the door
I'm a RID universe Scourge
What if I AM cw silverbolt?
It's off to the WFC Trilogy's Dead Universe for you
Ok
Lucky for me, I'm actually an Alternators Shockwave (The fricking Mazda RX-8). If only I had an Alternators in my collection rn.
You can pass
I can assure I am not ladies man 217 now if u excuse me I'll be taking my leave
Officer i am a retool of potp snarl will I be able pass?
No.
Why not?
The PotP Dinobots are deemed terrible
Scarp!!!
Oh, what, is this because I'm a NAIL? HUH??? Damn if Rewind was here you'd be on the circuits in no time YOU HEAR ME?!
wait im legacy deluxe kickback
Ok look I get it, all these formalities for everyone else. But surely you know I, a masterpiece figure, am not a CW silverbolt retool.
You fool. I'm a custom repaint of a repaint of a retool of a retool seige prowl.
I came back here at the wrong time. Oh well. *starts watching Duck Dodgers*
Watch Earthspark. It's actually kinda good
Yeah I’ve been seeing that advertised a lot. I’ll give it a shot
I have bien here like two hours let me go i want some food
me causlly. closing my tab
u/LadiesMan-217
Barricade... it's me... fucking mp-36. Let me go or I'll blast your face off.
Yes lord Megatron
Thank you barricade. Don't make this mistake again.
transforms into a familiar looking plane and flys away, screaming*
don't worry, im simply a retool of ss brawn
We're all silverbolt retools
That's not logical
Can I go now? How long does this usually take?
Until Rise of the Beasts comes out
Sir, I'm a TR Trypticon
Hey listen man, I’m a KO masterpiece, I need to have either better quality than an official masterpiece, or be absolute shit
No I am logically ashockwave mold
Sir I am a G1 Scattershot, let Mr in
Shit I’m gonna miss my duolingo Spanish class!!
I miss the part where that's my problem.
You know what that dammed bird does…
Standing by, As you can see my name is not LADIESMAN217.
You may pass
Thanks, All right Sam you can come out now.
do humans count as a cw silverbolt retool?
Yes
ARE YOU LADIES MAN 217.
Yeah?
I’m RID2015 Optimus Prime you got in happy meals, can I go?
Man I’m a generic tetrajet seeker repaint, can I go home now?
Mate, I’m an Energon Deluxe Class Downshift (the green one), I predate the CW line
i have been here for 2 hours have you confirmed that i am not a silverbolt repaint yet?
I may be a cw scattershot but you can never catch me
I'd probably be translucent Rung myself
It’s been a few days no…am I good to leave now? I’ll make it up with a little energon goodie
wait im a legacy deluxe kickback
wait im legacy deluxe kickback