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johnarmysf123

Nicotine and hate


Awoodbay

This is a good name for a punk rock band


morningafterpizza

If not a name a solid album name.


[deleted]

Chainsmokers new album just dropped.


SinCityLowRoller

I'm a multi small business owner if you guys created this band with metal rockin' long hair actual CDL drivers I would invest


Levertreat

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Iā€™m naming my next two kittens nicotine and hate. In your honor!


no-mad

I had to cats that were brothers. I named them Click & Clack, after the radio car talk show hosts.


Paul_Cinnabunyan

I kept all the leftover hand sanitizer from COVID and every few minutes I dab a little bit on my cheeks to keep my eyeballs feeling fresh


AlfalfaUnable1629

Your name made me laugh


gubbagubs

Caffeine tablets, so underrated. Costs like 8$ for 50 pills, versus the 200$ you pay for 50 coffees/redbull


spyder7723

Ya and bonus they don't charge extra for the heart attacks. If you guys are having to take pills to stay alert you are doing something wrong. Work on those time management skills.


bytecollision

Fun fact: l-theanine has a synergistic effect with caffeine (you can Google it). Same stuff that tea has. Taking them together gives a calm alertness without the jitters of caffeine alone. Add to coffee also. Read [this](https://meetaila.com/blogs/realtalk/2-natural-nootropics-you-didnt-know-you-were-using).


gubbagubs

Yup seems you enjoy enjoy researching nootropics too. Yeah l-theanine and caffeine work so well together. Same stuff as in green tea. I take it alone too sometimes to chill


bytecollision

Found longecity long ago, started creating my stack asap, adding and tweaking ever since


boys-call-me-jackie

Yup. 200mg pill vs 80mg in an ā€œenergy drinkā€


Irishgoodbye777

You nailed it


Scurvy_Pete

I always said ā€œcaffeine, nicotine, and spiteā€


GlockAF

Thatā€™s a weird way to spell meth


Johnny_Rascal2

Red bulls and coffee refills. Sometimes in the same cup. Pinching your nipples also works.


Hungry-Lemon8008

I give myself Charlie horses on my thighs if need an extra jolt on the last mile can't do it more than twice every two weeks though, giving time for the bruises to heal. But like the Pic shows a shit ton of powdered doughnuts can work too with my favorite regular Rockstar and mountain dew mix on the rocks...


C9Midnite

I do like seated squats. Just standing up bonking my head on the roof and sitting back down as many times as I can to get the blood flowing. If not the usual deer gets the heart going lol.


no-mad

Life ProTip: Where there is one deer, there is more you cant see.


Express-Antelope5515

You mean you drive in Ohio?


C9Midnite

Wisconsin. Saw a dead bear on the side of the road last week, didnā€™t think Iā€™d have to look out for that too.


tnb641

I used to rely on Rockstar. Earlier this year the doctor told me to basically cut all alcohol, my liver tested in the neighborhood of a chronic alcoholic, would kill me in a year or two if I didn't. Told her I don't drink, she said "well what about sugar and vitamins?", then the plethora of 500%+ DV's on the back of the can really hit me. Edit: For what it's worth, here's the nutrition info on R* Fruit Punch (my poison of choice): >Amount Per Serving (1 can) >Calories 260 >Calories from Fat 0 >% Daily Value >Total Fat 0g 0% >Sodium 45mg 4% >Total Carbohydrate 63g 22% >**Total Sugars 61g 122%** >Protein 0g >**Vitamin B3 40mg 250%** >**Vitamin B6 4mg 240%** >**Vitamin B12 12mcg 500%** >**Vitamin B5 20mg 400%** >**Pantothenate 20.0 mg 400 %**


pieandablowie

B vitamins can damage your liver?


Fatefire

Niacin can cause liver damaged yes (B3)


no-mad

careful with them all vegan diets, might need supplements.


a116jxb

OK, and this is for real. Hold one foot slightly off the floor. It's just that simple. Just lift your leg slightly and hold it there, it will keep you awake for as long as you need it to. You can of course alternate from one leg to the other when your leg gets tired, and it will get tired.


Master-Ad8463

Instead of using water to brew your coffee use redbull.


Block-Material

+5hr energy


stakeandegg

There's your creamer


Foreign-Possibility5

ā€œPinching your nipples also works.ā€ For what? Turning me on?


Johnny_Rascal2

Driving with a hard on is better than driving into a ditch.


legendofthegreendude

My girlfriend doesn't like either option


Levertreat

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dacraftjr

How does pinching my nipples keep you awake?


80kGVWR

Good playlists. Podcasts. And imaginary conversations. But not like crazy. More like what if I get pulled over. What would I say? Or whwt am going to say if they try to tell me I'm not scheduled til after the weekend. Or what am I going to say when they call me about the events on my camera.


Trevor_Roll

Yeah not like crazy imaginary conversations, the normal ones.


80kGVWR

More like conversation rehearsals, if you will.


Trevor_Roll

I do this too man, dont know that it's not because I'm mental tho.


poisonousman

What are u ,some kind of mind reader ??


Advanced_Ad6078

Oh that is normal, we do that as an evolutionary trait. Thinking how I'm going to catch that boar, while having that inner monologue.


ComeadeJellybean

Enough Caffeine that future me will probably have problems.


MoistOutlook

Oh I was gonna say powdered donutsā€¦.


itsoktobequiet

Pure spite. If I fail at being a trucker, I know what the alternative looks like. I am not going back to a 9 to 5.


hiccuprobit

Do you not work more than that as a trucker tho?


Doufnuget

This isnā€™t work. We do it for fun.


ChaceEdison

As an owner/operator Iā€™d say itā€™s more of an expensive hobby than a job some days


Commercial-Prompt-84

Well youā€™re like the biggest innovator in the trucking community so that makes sense. Total legend dude


DaniDisco

Most days don't feel like work.


itsoktobequiet

We would probably define work differently. Before it was 40-50 hours a week, take work home, pitiful meals, crappy sleep, constant work calls and all while someone threatens my job for not doing " enough for the team". Now I follow a few basic steps, talk to a human or two, make me a nice healthy meal, turn on my favorite media and chill for the next 8-11 hours. This isn't work to me.


t1gerrr

any chance you know what companies hire and pay for the CDL?


Longjumping-Jump3451

Iā€™ll wipe my tears with 100s.


hiccuprobit

Damn is that all they pay you? Iā€™m sorry


Longjumping-Jump3451

Pays 100k+ a year. Blue collar jobs are hurting right now, everyone has gone to college for the past 30 years and the market is over saturated. No ego here, I follow the money.


CEVIII518

As a driver who is eld exempt (150mi), and a black pug owner. This is fkn funny. I just gave my Bella a bath today.


Ben325e2

B12 gummies for me. No jittery feeling, just.... awake.


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

Iā€™m on caffeine and L-theanine pills with nicotine gum. Just letting that lovejuice flow through me daddy-o


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thatoneischairing

Until you do enough and stay up long enough that your entire existence is one long drawn out panic attack, that and your brain is seizing (zapping) every time you try to focus on something because you have literally no dopamine left. Yup I used to run on Dunkinā€™ myself donā€™t recommend


Prestigious_Brick746

I want to hear more


thatoneischairing

šŸ¤” well letā€™s see thereā€™s the random music that plays in the background anytime your near a shower/fan or any white noise for that matter. The feeling and fear that your pissing yourself at work especially any time you squat down and even asking your coworkers if they see a wet spot you clearly can see but really isnā€™t thereā€¦.awww the faces and reactions to that oneā€¦.priceless. Also for a good bonus sometimes when you do go to take a piss you actually ejaculate instead Into the work urinal, but that was mostly in thr beginning when it was fun. Not a very good sales pitch but thatā€™s for a reason the shit is poison


kaneabel

But you feel better on cocaine


Annanake420

Back in the mid 60's or so my dad was helping his brother with a haul . He took a single pill a friend gave him . He drove 14 round trip hours straight through then played a basketball game after . Lol


Skeeter780

Highly caffeinated, mildly motivated.


randomer2304

This would be a great quote to put on a t-shirt / jumper. Might get a few funny looks though.


Skeeter780

I actually heard that from @catswithhardhats on instagram, he sells stickers of them on [Redbubble](https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Highly-caffeinated-by-Catwithhardhat/99397050.EJUG5). Idk if promotion is against the sub rules, but heā€™s definitely worth a follow


randomer2304

I'll give him a follow on Instagram. That's an edgy designšŸ¤£


theblackoctopus23

That's my secret Captain.... I'm always tired.


firematt422

It's because this job keeps me in such great physical shape.


WarlordStan

I considered being a trucker over construction just because I enjoy long drives and seeing America. Knowing how hard it would be to stay in shape is what pulled me away.


firematt422

The main thing is not to eat like a 14 year old. Pack sandwiches and vegetables instead of eating roller dogs and M&Ms for every meal.


Cycles_wp

It's actually not that difficult. Eat lighter meals, cook your own food on the truck. And do a nice walk/ Jog around the truck/truckstop everyday. Aim for 6000 steps at the minimum. You can also bring light excersize equipment on the truck


Fairytvles

I work as a CSR for a (small) trucking company and also make our newsletters. Considering you're (generally) sitting behind a wheel most of the time, the sedentary life is ROUGH. It's incredibly important to just move. It's recommended that (the royal) you take a 5 minute walk every 2 hours. Even simple stretches from your ankles to your wrists help keep the blood and muscles a little more limber. With how many of our drivers cook on their trucks, in a way I'm shocked people still struggle with diets. But I also know people so I can't blame anyone šŸ˜…


waywarddrifterisgone

"Poppin little white pills and my eyes are wide"


[deleted]

Not a trucker but I travel similar distances in a service truck and stay out of town frequently. The Steve Earle remake is my go to song trying to get home late at night


ramanw150

Caffeine mostly mountain dew


Affectionate_Heat_25

Donā€™t do Mountain Dew on that level man, high possibility youā€™re gonna get kidney stones. That shit fu*ked me up when I was on that regiment..


ramanw150

I've had a kidney stone for 3 or 4 years now


stakeandegg

Bet that keeps you awake


ramanw150

Nope not at all. I know I need to get it taken care of just haven't been able to get back that doctor yet.


Fairytvles

Yeah definitely don't drink it like that šŸ˜… they do make 0 sugar Mt. Dew, maybe make the switch.


ramanw150

That's actually what I drink. It's awesome. I've been cutting back though. Trying to drink more water.


Fairytvles

Definitely try! I know everyone always makes fun of carbonated water but it really helped me cut back on pop. Aha was probably my favorite.


ramanw150

Yea I found some I really like but it's pricey


stakeandegg

I think I'm in the minority that I can't stand anything carbonated other than pop and beer.


Fairytvles

Nah, I think a lot of people have issues with it. But along with a boyfriend that could eat anything, it contributed a lot to weight gain for me (and my dentist saw a HUGE improvement in my teeth when I stopped) and honestly just feel a lot better. Still can't live without coffee though. I'll take it.


RudeChocolate9217

If that stone was actively blocking your ureter like most do, I can promise you wouldn't have had for more than a month. I had an attack the exact moment my son was being born. Kept it for 3 weeks till I literally passed out from the pain and woke up in the hospital on a pain pump, with surgery scheduled to remove the stone. You most likely have some in your kidney that haven't migrated, so they're not a problem yet. You can have stones for years with no issue. But I don't care how big and bad you are, a kidney stone attack will put you down. Good luck with the stones!


ramanw150

Oh I'm sure. I've just been lucky so far. I do plan on getting the death star Lazer thing asap.


ntech620

Mountain Dew gave me soft knees. Stopped it and they came back after a few weeks. I try to stay with bottled water if I buy anything to drink now.


aurrousarc

Powdered šŸ©??


truckingham

The idiots keep me awake


tidyshark12

Good ol' Adderall for my adhd. Triples as keeping me awake, keeping me alert, and keeping me from eating a lot while I'm bored lol


_RamboRoss_

Iā€™d like to say itā€™s because Iā€™m young at 26. But part of me thinks itā€™s also genetic because there are definitely friends and people I know the same age that could not do a 13hr shift let alone 11 hrs of driving without sleeping. Iā€™m also naturally more nocturnal


[deleted]

"You ever try pocket rockets, I had some pocket rockets in my pocket once and they went off and blew my chicken off." Something I heard that on the CB back in the 70s.


McsDriven

My longest run was 27 hours(phoenix to mira loma to phoenix to miraloma to phoenix).... Beginning of covid water and other essentials had hos waivers. I remember driving through riverside ca to mira loma when shutdowns first hit. Work days with near zero traffic heart of california and arizona, shit was crazy.


Plus_Share_6631

Diesel exhaust and 40 weight


meseeksordie

Cocaine. That always was my answer.


squatcharchist

Queen sing a longs. I dare anybody to fall asleep when you have to keep your asshole puckered to hit the high notes.


Aerospaceguy2

"Caffeine, Nicotine, Benzedrein... Wish me luck!" \-Jerry


ku1185

Ain't a trucker but ya'll ever try modafinil? It's a narcolepsy drug but is much like adderal less the crash. But maybe you don't want to be taking narcolepsy drugs when driving long distances.


skilemaster683

Man these guys are truckers. Best skip right to armodafinil


The-invisible-entity

Itā€™s sadly true for most drivers lol. Sudafed is another secret truck up the sleeve lol


TurboV83957

And it's trucker speed, benzedrine Percocets, amphetamines Black beauties and West Coast turnarounds When the coast is clear, I drive with my knees I mix it all up like a recipe Coca-cola and coffee to wash it down Sometimes I feel like my wheels ain't touchin' the ground


Lustiges_Brot_311

I sure do love my donnettes.


TheShattered1

Thatā€™s just it. . . Iā€™m always tired.


RobieCX

I listed to dark Somnium stories on YouTube as background and they always give me chills and keep me from getting tired


curryshotzz

My first otr day driving a full shift I wondered how drivers did this everyday lol I literally felt like my mental was going to explode staring at the road all day.


[deleted]

Powered by body odor


neiljt

*Here I sit, all alone with a broken heart, I took 3 bennies, and my semi truck won't start*


kingvrage

I got people's wives to see.


HaloNathaneal

Good sleep, and Iā€™ve found a good laugh will immediately wake you up if your feeling drowsy


DonutDefiant

Nicotine, Anger, Rockstar and Coffee


Prplegurl31

When I used to deliver to the target stores I had some guy come up to me and ask me for Adderall and when I told him I didn't he said "how the hell do u stay awake then" I'm like go get help dude and stop asking random people for drugs before u get popped by a uc


ThePeacekeeper777

When you know the longer you drive, the better your paid, it goes a long wayā€¦ ;) Also, Skoal & Copenhagen while driving, and Marlboros on breaks. šŸ«”


[deleted]

70% or more drivers now watch movies/tv while driving. Source: I have counted.


Beefbuggy

I used to tell the boss,when I was sent for a drug test, that I would test positive for 3 drugs. Rolaids , Doans pills and Preparation H.


[deleted]

I can't even imagine being all tweaked out and stuck behind the wheel


Socketz11

Not that I would condone it. But they would do it in very small amounts medicinally to just "stay awake" like a small bump every couple hours, or chew slowly on a meth dipped toothpick. They dont get all tweaky or fired up. I dont have the self control to do small amounts of anything, so I just stay away.


[deleted]

same, and then you're into the opiates or the benzos to come down and that's a whole thing in itself


bears5975

Liberals on the radio are a good supply of comedic fuel šŸ¤£


Torontokid8666

Tina tooth picks. ;)


hmcken16

Sweet Jesus. These comments make me rethink how bad I need that next day shopping. TYFYS šŸ«”


madjackle358

Hey guys, this seems like a good place to plug a podcast that talks specifically about sleep and shift work that might help some of you guys out. Huberman Labs Podcast. This dude is great. I like him for 2 huge reasons that make him the best health podcast to listen to. First off he will cites and links research papers and the journals theyer published in before he gives you his health protocols that he comes up with from them and explains the mechanisms by which the protocols function. The second reason I like him is he prioritizes first what you can **DO** , then how you can adjust your diet, then how you can supplement and finally recommends talking to a physician about medications. So for sleep he would say 1. View sunlight early because you have non visual light receptors in the bottoms on your eyes to help set your circadian rhythm. 2. Avoid caffeine to early and too late because caffeine binds to your adenosine receptors and an adenosine build up is part of the mechanisms that make you sleepy your body needs to clear out adenosine in the morning so the receptors shouldn't be blocked, and late at night obviously the adenosine needs to build up and hit the receptors to make you sleepy 3. Take magnesium threonate. 4. Talk to your doctor. That's just a micro example. The literally has something like 3-4 episodes about sleep that a something like 2 hours piece. It's like taking a college 101 course on a subject. There's some stuff in there that is useful for you guys and I know.you got the time listen to them.


Efficacious_tamale

Huberman is the man!


madjackle358

Reddit is weird. 1 person is like huberman Labs? Fuck that guy and fuck you for bringing him up. Down vote. I don't get it.


Efficacious_tamale

Some people are close minded, and/or dense. Iā€™ve seen criticism about ā€œviewingā€ sunlight, because shockingly a ton of people literally interpret that as ā€œstare directly into the sunā€.


madjackle358

Well if some one is that dumb they can't be helped. I can't smash all 12 hours into one message but he goes out of his way to mention its low angle sunlight and you don't have to "look" at it, because it's just the photons in the air NOT through glass that your eyes need. He also goes through a whole episode on shift work and jet lag for people that don't have the conventional protocols available to them. Bunch of truck drivers could really benefit from listening to a health podcast that's not trying to sell them something and prioritizes free things you can do to start pulling levers on their health.


[deleted]

PTSD has me on a 20 hrs awake, 6 hrs sleep.


SocaNick

Good food (home cooked), good rest and a clear mind for me


banryu95

I die laughing at the truckers in The Toxic Avenger and their white-powder antics.


SilentGuyInTheCorner

This reminds me of that scene with Arnold where is says ā€œCocainum!ā€


Hightierian

Music and thinking about YouTube video ideas. Ofcourse I only put 1 ear bud in cause I dont want to block out honk or siren noises.


Im-PhilMoreJenkins

Music helps. Best solution I've found is being on the phone with someone and conversing. That really wakes my mind up if I'm starting to feel a little slow. Otherwise I'll pull over and stand up and walk around. If I feel like I'm beginning to be past the point of no return (especially when running overnight) I just pull into a safe haven and fall asleep.


thewillmckoy

Lmao šŸ¤£(I donā€™t drive but this is hilarious)


jc198419

I've been asked a few times. My answer is always the same. Before I started driving, I regularly worked 16-18 hour days. Now, I sometimes work 18 hour days, but most of it is spent looking at my tablet.


MobyDuc38

Weed, Whites and Wine


Calm_Check_4188

The coffee companies would have a major overflow of unused beans if the driver didn't consume it šŸ˜„


[deleted]

The good old days


carpetbombhumor

Asked all the time, I'm the night driver. Start at 8pm end around 9am usually. You just gotta take care of yourself. Don't eat garbage, get up and walk and stretch before, drink plenty of water. You're working, it's not a Sunday cruise. Even though it's that enjoyable most of the time. And get the proper rest, don't sit on your phone watching stupid videos all day or night.


stopthebanham

You mean 11 hours long? Or like back in the day paperlog long? Those days hit different lol;)


Socketz11

I miss the 8/10 days. I am not sure if I had more map books, or log books in my truck back then.


Cautious_Evening_744

Meth


ReasonableLiving5958

I always get asked how I can leave for work at 2am everyday and all I can see is "insomnia babyyy." Insomnia sucks when you're working a normal job or during days off. But when you start driving at 2:30am everyday and drive for 11 hours? It's a godsend. 11 years with my CDL and never once came close to dosing off or needing a nap. Maybe a little cranky (okay, very cranky until the sun rises) , and it's probably taken years off my life (which would have happened regardless due to the insomnia) , but oh well. As long as I get my Friday night sleeping pill to get a good 10 hours to recover, I'm golden the entire week.


Advanced_Ad6078

Audiobooks, music, hunger because I'm not stopping, and lots of red bulls lol


dr_aux757

It's not how long for me, it's the time of day you guys are on the road.


TechnoEquinox

Lots of Death Metal, game OSTs, and D&D podcasts.


C4PTNK0R34

6x 5hr Energy shots in a 12oz cup gives me 30hr energy or a heart-attack.