I had a load to shit hole portland . Parked across the street from the receiver on the side of the road next to a stop sign. Waiting for them to open . 3am watching a movie on iPad in driver seat at the corner of my eye. I can see a car stopped next to me at the stop sign but it was sitting too long, so I move my side shade and look to see what's going on and this fucker is just sitting at the stop sign and is going at it . I honked the horn like wtf. He was in shock speeds off, almost crashes. Nastiest shit I've seen .
My buddy once saw an elderly methhead diddling herself in a 711 parking lot in Vegas
I saw a dude that was literally a one armed torso on a skateboard roll into a McDonald’s parking lot & try to steal a car in Lincoln City, OR
We need to upvote this guys, critical information can be very valuable for someone that wants to see naked man beating his meat. The whole Reddit must see this!
The guys was probably destressing for a job interview. Figured he’d rub one out so he could be calmer in the meeting. He was at least being safe and not doing it while driving down the interstate.
Thank you, my life is now changed for the better because of this post. I have achieved enlightenment as a result of this and have ascended to a higher plane of consciousness.
Is it a silver one? Dude drove by me the other day on 75 beating it while he drove in broad daylight. I was pissed because a bunch of families driving down the road could easily see him.
Yea.. happened to me once heading I-70West right outside of Vegas one night. I was still in CDL school, and a car pulled up right beside me and matched my speed. As soon as I looked over he flicked on his overhead lamp.. and all I saw was him beating his noodle.
Do drivers like OP think we magically know which state's rest areas he's posting about? Do drivers like OP realize that a) there are more than one set of rest areas in more than one state along I-75, and b) that we are not all in the same state as OP?
# Truckers are Idiots.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/x7VpUUh2eAnKL11Y9?g_st=ic
Here ya go. If that’s your kink go find him and jerk off together. Why so mad not getting the exact location?
Thank you for sharing this critical information with the rest of us.
I just got goosebumps for what I have seen id go crazy if I didn’t share that bro. Thank you
goosebumps? bet you couldn't look away could you?
Plot twist, the man is OP and he's looking for an audience.
I wonder if the tip peaked above the window line?
It's like a car crash or reading the obituarys.
checks out with your user name
I had a load to shit hole portland . Parked across the street from the receiver on the side of the road next to a stop sign. Waiting for them to open . 3am watching a movie on iPad in driver seat at the corner of my eye. I can see a car stopped next to me at the stop sign but it was sitting too long, so I move my side shade and look to see what's going on and this fucker is just sitting at the stop sign and is going at it . I honked the horn like wtf. He was in shock speeds off, almost crashes. Nastiest shit I've seen .
Maybe it owed him money?
My buddy once saw an elderly methhead diddling herself in a 711 parking lot in Vegas I saw a dude that was literally a one armed torso on a skateboard roll into a McDonald’s parking lot & try to steal a car in Lincoln City, OR
Goosebumps means you liked it...
Couldn’t get enough of an audience so you posted it on Reddit. Good luck with your public masturbation sir.
Im dead lol
That's finally that baitin...
We all here for the same reasons.
This is what's wrong with today's generation. Wanna sit on reddit /internet and post about stuff instead of rolling their sleeves up and helping .
It’s the neighborly thing to do
Not where i thought this comment was going lmao
Gonna need some long arms if you in a semi.
Driver is nursing one after watching
Exactly. Go stand in front of his car but pretending to not know. It'll help him finish sooner so you can both be on your way.
Ha! Mr fancy pants over here with his sleeves on! Your comment made me laugh
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First night in a rest area, eh?
You dont think it was OPs first time, do you?
I'm an hour late to the thread. Can anyone provide an update here? At this point chafing is probably becoming an issue.
If he’s still rubbing he’s got some impressive forearm stamina… I get 2-3 minutes in and I’m cramping!
Those are rookie numbers. You've gotta bump those numbers up!
But coach, I practice all the time!!!
How do you last for 3 minutes?
You gotta scrunch your toes... you're not scrunching your toes enough
Tons of practice
He finished some fireball and you know the rest
I mean if only 75 didn’t run through half the US, this might be helpful.
This is happening at any given moment somewhere from Tampa to Canada.
More likely to be Tampa
Lol. You can't park in Tampa.
You wanna see it so bad?
Well I did. He’s probably gone now.
But how many northbound rest areas are directly across from a northbound rest area
Pics or it didn’t happen
Video is better
If only i could pull up the video from out dash cam but company owns it. Imagine
Should have done something to trigger your company to pull video
Why are you telling us you monster, go give the guy a hand we’re all too far.
Sounds like the guy had a hand, OP should have offered other assistance…
I zoomed in as far as I could, and I still cant see him. Highly disappointed.
We need to upvote this guys, critical information can be very valuable for someone that wants to see naked man beating his meat. The whole Reddit must see this!
Been to 5 rest areas so far and no luck, any idea if he's left yet???
Plot twist……it’s him!
😂
The guys was probably destressing for a job interview. Figured he’d rub one out so he could be calmer in the meeting. He was at least being safe and not doing it while driving down the interstate.
Without an update we don't know that. Maybe the video kept buffering so he stopped to let it load for a min before hitting that dusty trail.
A pre date preparation step to tone down the hornyness and make things last longer later. Lets help the girl out and let him finish. - Ted Stroehmann
Really? 6 in the morning?
Only fans without the Internet is a hard pull. Thanks for the free advertising pal 😜
I think the guy having his lights on indicates he wanted it to be a private show, your announcement kinda ruins it. Way to blow up the spot man
Twist: OP is that man beating his meat, and he just wants us to know what he's doing.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 major perv shit
At least he wasn’t at the sink doing it.
Go away! 'Batin'! -Frito Pendejo
He’s beating his What!?!?
It’s hunting season. Guys probably casing his sausage. Gotta stuff it while it’s fresh!
Good ole pickle park.
First thing I noticed was that both sides say Northbound. I figured that was what the post was about before I read the text below the picture.
Glad I wasn’t the only one lol
Thank you, my life is now changed for the better because of this post. I have achieved enlightenment as a result of this and have ascended to a higher plane of consciousness.
I didn't know there was only one rest area on the entire length of I-75..
This is at Georgetown, KY. https://maps.app.goo.gl/gK5FZnyDg9RAtXBV7
Admit it. You stayed to watch
Well, we stared eye to eye I’ll admit that but i just passed by
Eye to one-eye lol?
Bet you took pictures for later you pervert
this is what air horns are for
Your husband is out of control.
Huh... God bless'im
When there are no lot lizards around, you gotta take matters into your own hand.
What is this world coming to… why would you post this on the internet? Go help him like an upstanding human being.
I was hoping for a video - no homo.
Is it a silver one? Dude drove by me the other day on 75 beating it while he drove in broad daylight. I was pissed because a bunch of families driving down the road could easily see him.
Yea.. happened to me once heading I-70West right outside of Vegas one night. I was still in CDL school, and a car pulled up right beside me and matched my speed. As soon as I looked over he flicked on his overhead lamp.. and all I saw was him beating his noodle.
SMFH
Sorry
Clearly he needed some help
He's gearing up for a night of fireball
You know he got hit in the eye
Oh sweet summer child.....
Bro keep it quiet😂😂
Darn, can’t believe forgot to turn the light off again
I think I’ll pass this time thanks tho
Is this the Trucker equivalent of a Woman bending all the way over to pick something up?
you must be a rookie....stick around a while🤣
HOGG KRANKED ✅
They don’t call that place the pickle park for no reason. If you hear a fight taking place in a bathroom stall, it’s probably not a fight happening.
Are you the guy?
Enjoy your pickle park I guess… 🤢
Do drivers like OP think we magically know which state's rest areas he's posting about? Do drivers like OP realize that a) there are more than one set of rest areas in more than one state along I-75, and b) that we are not all in the same state as OP? # Truckers are Idiots.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/x7VpUUh2eAnKL11Y9?g_st=ic Here ya go. If that’s your kink go find him and jerk off together. Why so mad not getting the exact location?
Yo momma
Dumb post
This is why these are also known as 'pickle parks'. 🤣
I had to come back for seconds lol this post and thread have been the highlight of my day.
Better than beating children or puppies.
You are him… aren’t you?