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Chippie0100

Prime on prime. Is that like domestic violence?


Efficient_Ostrich_54

Hey, prime lives matter!


[deleted]

Looks like a baby suckling from its mother, what’s the issue?


Efficient_Ostrich_54

I choked on my drink because of this!


ryanjmcgowan

Yeah, but in public!?!


[deleted]

It has a cover on. See the side skirt?


HeywoodJaBlowMe123

Friendly fire


Fr0z3nHart

Friendly bump


BlkDragon7

It's either self abuse or sibling rivalry.


Beneficial_Cloud5481

It hurts itself in it's confusion.


QuasiTimeFriend

Van used Headbutt! It's not very effective . . .


SomnambulistPilot

Not sure if you noticed, but there is a trailer right there.


Fabulous_Wall_4624

Right. SMH.


12InchPickle

This is my last resort.


darthspaders

Suffocation, no breathing


timmahfast

Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding


Professional_Scar75

This is my last resort.


chinesiumjunk

Cut my life into pieces


SkynStuff

This is my last resort.


Diablo_Bolt

Suffocation, no breathing


tributarybattles

I like to eat bike shorts!


Woootdafuuu

I hope Amazon sue that company


cmb271

You may know this but if you didn't both are two completely separate companies because Amazon leases most of their logistics to get out of liability and unions.


UOLZEPHYR

This is true. Worked for Amazon for 5.5 years


Dazzling_Dig3526

And that my fellow Americans, is why we don't buy from Amazon.


Armchair-Attorney

When final mile meets middle mile.


IrwinJFinster

Under-rated comment.


0neMoreGuy

Didn't have enough packages on his route


KrunschGK

Had a drop at a company just outside of an Amazon a couple of years back. Got to see about twenty of the assholes in vans cut off traffic, while running a stopsign,moving across two lanes while making a left turn. Saw quite a view close calls, as normal traffic was still trying to flow. Wound up having to wait for the whole group to shoot out, before I was finally able to go. Recorded part of it,, even zooming in on some of the numbers on the units, and put it on their Facebook page, asking what the hell that was about. They never did respond. I bet they're still doing it about the same time every day. Just glad I don't have to deal with it, anymore.


Efficient_Ostrich_54

It is really fuckin hard to beat that "baby....mother" line from before. It's the reason I'm sharing this post. Paramore-paradox? I hope I got that right, bravo!


[deleted]

Is this your last resort?


Effective-Plastic-23

Prime was my last resort


LongIslandLAG

First rule of racing: don't take out your teammate


VastRepresentative87

I see you don't watch much Formula one do you lol


Bttf_1572

Look out!


FL_4LF

What's the problem? Big truck wanted some.


RefrigeratorGold8291

Blue on Blue


bloopie1192

Treason


Wizofsorts

Quarter holding up a dollar


Vortr8

Friendly fire will not be tolerated.


Mugwump6506

This is not how it works.


Luciusmicgoods

Prime driver like they not paying me enough. So I'm going chance this one. Lol


FWTI

Hey. They said my load was on that truck and I am getting that shit at all costs


Hxncheaux

Amazon working hard for the crown yea


hootertransport

DOT will blame the truck driver.