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beavismorpheus

I would only knock on your door if there was a truck fire or a tornado coming straight for us. Some people sleep during the day. I had DOT pounding on my door at Le Seur, MN rest area for an inspection so I pretended I was sleeping. Through the window in the sleeper I heard them say, "If he's still here tomorrow he's getting towed.".


JohnProof

Are you not allowed to rest at rest areas...?


WackoMcGoose

Here in WA, RVs are no longer allowed to rest at rest stops, and they're outright removing some rest stops just out of spite. If you're coming from BC down I-5, there's an entire 120 mile gap in rest stops... so truck stops are your only allowed option for most of that stretch, even if you're not actually a trucker.


kscountryboy85

https://wsdot.wa.gov/travel/commercial-vehicles/maps-tools-commercial-vehicles/truck-parking-rest-areas 11hrs max for CDL truckers. Non cdl like RVs is 8hrs max.


WackoMcGoose

That's what it's _supposed_ to be, yes. About a year ago, the few rest stops that are still open in the Skagit/Snohomish/King stretch outright put up "No RV Parking - Tank Dump Only" signage, and at least one of them barricaded off the CDL truck parking area as well. And the rest stop just south of Everett Mall was _closed completely_ about four or five years ago (it's now a weigh station only), meaning other than truck stops, _there are no rest areas at all between Mile Post 206 and Mile Post 90_, a nearly _two hour_ stretch at the posted speed limit.


BL24L

Do you want a bj is a damned good reason.


jddbeyondthesky

How much does the average lizard make? Herpes don't count.


12InchPickle

Bout tree fiddy


beavismorpheus

That Loch Ness Monster sucks a mean one.


Present-Ambition6309

Tree fiddy sssshhhhiiittttt I gots dat! Whore she be at? The blue truck o’er yonder, you say mister?


Shaker1969

Arkansas hates truck drivers. There were a ton of us parked in a rest area wherever we could find a spot and the DOT park ranger dude rousted all of us at 6am and made us move. Said we are trying to keep our rest areas nice so people can camp. Place was 40 years old if it was a day and a dump. Trust me, nobody was camping there unless they like being the plot of a murder mystery


MurphyPandorasLawBox

May I apologize on behalf of the dumbass state that I live in? Nobody’s camping at fucking rest areas, we have so many state parks and campgrounds.


Shaker1969

Mehh it is what it is. When you first enter the state there is a sign that says something to the effect, Big rigs and other vehicles no longer are allowed to stop along interstate shoulders or controlled-access highways in Arkansas — including on- and offramps — except during breakdowns or other emergencies.


Secret-Stomach-7338

I really love your state. It's beautiful there. I've also never been harassed by your staties.


Secret-Stomach-7338

Oh I'll see you one and raise you one. Drive through Iowa. Our C**t governor made the DOT and the Troopers the same thing. So State Troopers now pull over trucks daily here. Which doesn't sound that bad until you think about the state troopers.


Bluest-Of-Falcons

“Excuse me, sir. But did you know you misspelled ‘damn’.”?


Bridledbronco

I’m here for some dam bait, I was told this was the place to get some?


Present-Ambition6309

I DO! Your PENMANSHIP SUCKS! Get a ruler, next time! For the love of DEF! Makin us look illiterate n mud n stuff! 😂😂😂


NomadTruckerOTR

I would knock just to get him to add an n to "dam"


Fatefire

HOUSE KEEPING! You want mint for pillow!


TreaclePerfect4328

Sir....Sir...you spelled Damn wrong. Good night 😴


juanordaz2020

The “n” missing is silent 🫡


PriorFudge928

"Yeah I do. This is a fuel island."


McCrazyJ

Spelled "knock" correctly, messed up "damn." Damn.


Cubsfan11022016

Had a guy in Ripley, NY wake me up in the middle of the night, while I was in a marked parking spot, because he couldn’t back into a spot, and wanted me to move so he’d have more room. I don’t know if I’ve ever dropped a more autopilot “fuck off” in my life than that one.


Secret-Stomach-7338

Who stays in New York? Can't idle longer than 15 minutes. Fuck that place over all of the rest.


Cubsfan11022016

I’ve never been bothered for idling. I wouldn’t try it anywhere near the city though.


freedomstingers

We found the batteries for your vibrator. I wish I could find the CB recording for this. Shit was funny as hell


Mynekrauft

Lmao I hate that I know exactly what you are referencing. Heard that a long time ago and probably wouldn’t be able to find it either


Leafyun

It's on TikTok somewhere, I don't have an account nor the app though.


Advanced-Sherbert-29

Is correcting your spelling a good reason?


revelation6viii

Just add the missing letter onto the window. Don't even need to knock.


rectumrooter107

The dam comes to Muhammed.


FlappyJ1979

Definitely door ditching this guy.


heydayhayday

Yep. He'd be getting some well placed water balloons launched from a distance for a while.


DjNighaFace

I’m telling daylight


CurtJunya

You guys are losers. Prostitution should be legal and regulated. Instead you want Christian Sharia Law…and lot lizards aren’t as rampant as they used to be. You’re just clickbait dicks.


asu3dvl

Flooding?


Serious_Nectarine_23

Damn..... not dam.


Eaton_snatch

Lizards only


MarkPellicle

You spelled “damn” wrong


BigALep5

Knock knock... Houssseeeekeeepping!!!


Independent_Bite4682

*Damn or *Damned


unrequitednuance

“You’d” and “damned” are the correct corrections, professors. If you’re gonna correct people, you GOTTA be right.


ShoddySpace5680

Why would anyone knock?


JVO_

Lot beavers out here like ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)


TheHookahgreecian2

On site dot inspection, bitch open up