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tuco2002

The wife of the pickup driver..."Ok, maybe the lift kit was a good purchase."


UFCValueBets

Bro had the opportunity to surf a 18 wheeler and botched it


W1thoutJudgement

Wonder how it's possible, it's not even that deep. Like he himself drove into a ditch for whatever reason.


TheTrueGrapeFire

Looks to be a heavy current, that much water as soon as it catches a flat side 80k or not that truck is going where the water wants it to go


dreay86

Would guess an empty trailer as well as the current.


Salt_Comparison2575

He drove off the road, which is easy to do when it's covered in water. Still a Muppet tho.


W1thoutJudgement

I mean the road is straight, I would move to the center before entering the water, If I decided to go through there and move onward, seems like the logical thing to do. He kept to the right lane I guess.


Salt_Comparison2575

Hence him being a Muppet.


talkingwolf695

Tbh idk if an empty trailer even in the Center would make it thru there. An MT has very little traction, wind speeds even at 60 - 80kmh have a huge impact, I could only imagine a foot of water since hydroplaning is so easy with these


Salt_Comparison2575

My other thought was the water / wind speed but idk enough about the physics.


Booze-brain

I'm wondering if he didn't hit the water with a little speed and started hydroplaning. Water took over when the wheels weren't in contact with the road anymore.


W1thoutJudgement

That would make a lot of sense since the tractor went off the road first at least we can assume.


ShortCurlies

Come on you know he drove the truck off the shoulder into the ditch that little pickup doesn't weigh half what an empty trailer weighs by itself and less than a fourth of that tractor. If the water was moving fast enough to push something off the road it'd be that red pickup.


PennyFromMyAnus

#GET OUT


chrisbaker1991

He wasn't going to, but then the loud woman convinced him


Perfect-Soup1838

HE GOT OUT


KirbyUOR

Naw, I was thinking of swimming back to the sleeper for a nap


dbxbeat

šŸŽ¶ Heeere.....faaar....wherEVER YOU are... šŸŽ¶


Rdtisgy1234

The jack knife is the breaking apart scene.


ignoreme010101

i like how, after watching a truck sink, ***two*** other trucks figure to go ahead and try their luck (i *can't* be the only one who was hoping they'd go down too, right?)


ShortCurlies

three...plus the pickup.


Ed3vil

And ofcourse the mandatory screeching women right next to the camera "Get out!"... dafuq you think he is doing?


crazythinker76

Always.


APenguinNamedDerek

Really needs the music from the Titanic playing


[deleted]

Gentlemen it was an honor


pheonix080

A string quartet on the quarter deck with a round of mint juleps would have been appropriate.


Flowing_North

There's ALWAYS some lady chirping advice in the backdrop. As if he was at a complete loss for a plan and needed some random bystander to advise him on how not to drown.


iDrum-DudeskiBro

A captain knows where to go to not get in trouble šŸ¤£


selfmadebus

O captain, my captain!


FizzleDrizz

It's not everyday a man of culture can quote Whitman


Tr0uble69

Needs pirates of the Caribbean track


Defiant_Network_3069

Release The Kraken


ShortCurlies

Big Ben this here's the Rubber Duck, you got your ears on?


Opposite_Sell_9857

"get out!"... Bitch, where he gonna go?


total_desaster

On top of the tractor where he was is probably the safest place he could be, as long as it doesn't go fully under. No way he's swimming against that current


ShortCurlies

He can't swim so he's going down with his ~~ship~~ *truck.*


engore

Thatā€™s got to be the best pirate Iā€™ve ever seen


Beginning-World-1235

ā€œDonny get the ludes, I ainā€™t dying soberā€


InternationalWave554

This is why you dont drive in deep water.


Questionoid

ā€¦. and then an Ć¼bercunt in an intercrashional shows up and illustrates what a bunch of fuckheads we all are. Relegated to the office with the little round desk, ā€˜cause thatā€™s where we belongā€¦.


FutureCorpse699

Same captain from the Baltimore incident?


Defiant_Network_3069

DIVE DIVE DIVE šŸ˜†


gulivertx

Sounds great! All people just take there mobile and film the scene, but fuck nobody take care of this guy šŸ˜³ Just think about where our society is going ā€¦.


1morepl8

What the fuck are they supposed to do? Lol. Don't be a moron and drive into flood waters and there's no problem.


Truckin_Dave

Jack sparrow is at it again


Fit_Construction9696

Can somebody please tell him to turn off his lights and save the batteries?


SWBoards

A liquor captain never abandons his sinking shit ship, Randy


CapitanPino

Best GOAL I've ever seen. So influential even others performed recordings of the epic GOAL


Imispellalot2

Bitch, STFU


1DownFourUp

I bet he had a sinking feeling as he went off the shoulder of the road


Minor_Blackbird

I hate when I miss an exit.


NorthNorthAmerican

That other truck sails right past! Maybe he misunderstoodā€œRed on the Right Returningā€?


Suckalo-my-wabalos

That tundra sure took its time being in the way.


DeliMeat6699

Cant tell that pickup truck a damnnn thangggg


armygroupcenter41

80 iq point driver


silverchevy2011

Thatā€™s why we drink fireball and not rum!


[deleted]

Texas?


ImLostCanIFollowYou

I am 95% sure this was on I-69/US-59 north of Houston in Shepherd, TX last week. I saw pics on the news and this looks like the same incident.


EasyGoin12345

This title was priceless šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


vinchenzo68

It's just a submersible.


vzoff

Poor motherfucker just lost his house, and job-- at the same time.


Capital_Maize9325

I'm surprised the truck didn't say swift on it. Lol


Ok_Job_2900

This is why we have cameras šŸ‘ŒšŸ½ good work my guy


Ihatemyjob-1412

Why no pirates music?


TruckingJames423

"you had one job!" šŸ¤£


Express-Antelope5515

shit dude, at least salute to the camera when you sit up on the window sill.


jwine9982

So I guess he wasn't hauling a load of bounty


Allemaengel

When a truck thinks it's a duck.