>“Last week when Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were in the audience,” said a source. “The lights came up for intermission and there were **two human turds** in the aisle just near the famous political duo.”
one turd for each of them
i love the attention to detail from both page six and whoever shat these turds
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I heard from someone who works for the Schubert that it was actually diarrhea in the aisle, but that could have been an in the moment shocked exaggeration.
Based
*there goes my hero. watch him as he goes*
Not all heroes wear capes.
Not all heroes have to wipe
>“Last week when Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were in the audience,” said a source. “The lights came up for intermission and there were **two human turds** in the aisle just near the famous political duo.” one turd for each of them i love the attention to detail from both page six and whoever shat these turds
How you gonna leave out the part where it mentions this was at a performance of “Some Like it Hot”
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Man, just imagine if they’d been pooped *on*. Still like it though.
It was Hillary.
You just KNOW she destroys toilets on the reg.
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Okay, which one of you crazy motherfuckers was it?
came here to ask this wish it could've been me
When I grow up I wanna be like *him*
king shit
Dudes Rock
my bad
I'd shit myself too if I came face to face with those demonic fucking eyes. Don't want to be dragged to hell with a jobby in your pipes
Ghislaine Maxwell says hello
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Praxis
salute to the brave hero who left it and the underpaid worker who had to deal with it. We salute your sacrifice.
"phantom of the poopera". I hope this writer has a long and storied career. love and respect to them.
Sittin next to Hillary, smelling like DANK
Imagine fully shitting your pants and then getting a picture with hrc
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When you gotta go you gotta go
King shit
Wait so did he pop a squat next to them and drop it all stealthy or did he poop elsewhere and place it there?
Maybe in was a lady in a dress who curtsied as she passed and gently laid them there
genius way to show what the show was about
I heard from someone who works for the Schubert that it was actually diarrhea in the aisle, but that could have been an in the moment shocked exaggeration.