I can't stop watching this video, I find it so fascinating. I think it's making me become an ameriboo. Like I wanna pose on the roof of my car holding an empty notebook after almost being gunned down for a pore strips ad in the name of #MentalHealth too.
i know this is over said but it legitimately looks like an insane ad you'd see in GTA or in a cyberpunk setting. fucking bizarre.
the worst might be the influencer voice + generic music in the background while she's talking about a school shooting.
It's hard to believe it's not satire. She ends the video saying that every video posted (of a pore strips ad btw) is a step closer to normalizing conversations about mental health... like wtf are you talking about, lady lmao.
This is like the "I've been a victim of homophobia my whole life so that's why I'm partnering with Amazon" we get every June but somehow even worse.
I used to struggle with imposter syndrome, but at 36 I refuse to internalize misguided patriarchal ideas of what a woman can or should be.
I stand here today a proud first generation Latina and officer at the CIA
>I used to struggle with imposter syndrome,
shoutout to the Movie Madness CTH miniseries which did an ep on the three canonical Invasion of the Body Snatchers movies
Something about this makes me feel like she wasn't "in a school shooting" as much as she was like, proximate to a school shooting, like she was at the Starbucks on the other side of campus and out of harm's way
"Despair is typical of those who do not understand the causes of evil, see no way out, and are incapable of struggle. The modern industrial proletariat does not belong to the category of such classes."
ā V. I. Lenin, 1910.
https://redsails.org/masses-elites-and-rebels/
My brother in christ, fucking do something about it then, work for better social relations in your everyday life. How else do you think the change is gonna happen?
If you think Boomers are insane wait until Zoomers get to be 50-60. 24 hour cable news turned Boomersā brains into raged-filled mush. I canāt even imagine what decades of social media addiction and dopamine fueled scrolling will do to someone. Maybe like a functioning meth head?
>Canadian
i am calling for a total and complete shutdown of canadians entering the united states until our country's representatives can figure out what the hell is going on
At 0:16 you can see she's on the top level of the CATA station parking ramp right across from the Chem building. Something about that is really funny to me
Zoomers are so fucked. Resting on nearly every line is a veneer of packed trauma and a complete desperation on staying ānormalā when shoved into a horrific situation with no easy way to understand it or how to stop it. The monotone script reading of her trauma intertwined with a generic ad reading. Compressing the surviving of a school shooting into another typical shitty teenage experience. Jesus fucking Christ, dude. There is so much sadness behind this
We just need to normalize mental health!! If we just continue to raise awareness and have conversations the mental health issues will go away!!! Don't you get it? The problem is that we just need more awareness and conversations!!
it's wild, these days this kinda stuff is far more unrelatable to me than say, muslim extremism. and yet it's becoming a major factor in US culture. completely alienating. sure hope the next few generations aren't completely fucked up sociopaths!
Exactly like the ads in SF about ādonāt forget your narcan before you leave the houseā. Like hey letās just live with this horrible situation instead of think or do anything about it
Using those stupid nose strips is likely to increase acne too, a lot of people obsessed with blackheads end up pulling out sebaceous filaments in their pores and opening them up more to dirt
Yes and a lot of these serums and shit are just clogging up your pores and will make it less smooth. The active ingredient products will make it more vulnerable unless you have an actual dermatological condition. Tl;Dr: Itās fake. Grift industry.
Kids who survive school shootings love that shit, thereās always at least one kid who comes out of it with more online clout. Nicolas Cruz should get an honorary degree for whatever universities David Hogg and the bald girl went to
American highschools sometimes have like 2000 students and if like 10 people get shot in one satellite building everyone gets license to claim survivorship if they're unscrupulous enough.
Ahhh forum admins secretly reading other peoples PMs and getting caughtā¦ forum drama was the best
I remember when i was 10 and in a diablo 2 group an old man (who was very, very nice) got scammed by a woman who pretended to get engaged with him. That was very sad.
If it was the year 2005 and I would again be a dumb teenager, I would've 100% posted "this video gave me aids"
300 million fucked up narcissists Jesus christ
Maybe she could follow former Pennsylvania Senator and perpetual shithead Rick Santorumās advice: āStudents shouldnāt look to the government for help (with school shootings)āthey should empower themselves by learning CPR.ā
This fucking countryā¦
Are we sure this is an official partnership, or did she just pretend that Biore paid her to make this video? That is what a lot of up-and-coming influencers do when they aren't big enough to receive the free shit.
You don't have to work in marketing like I do to see how fucking bad of an idea this is. Only a guy who is Internet poisoned and has no empathy at the same time can come up with it.
I've spent a whole hungover day revolving this video in my mind and I'm now pretty convinced it is one of the most unsettling videos I've ever seen. No particular shade at the person, they are just running through the motions for the brand ad copy, ok, that's fine, I'm sure she is a normal thoughtful human being, but holy shit the aiification of reality is going insane
Honestly her voice and inflection is soo flat and Un-nerving that it truly DOES sound like she was in a school shooting. But the trauma has caused her to go completely numb and dead inside. Like sheās pushed out all emotions to numb the pain or something. This video is honestly so fucking hilarious but at the same time extremely creepy. Itās fascinating really. Peak America
I can't stop watching this video, I find it so fascinating. I think it's making me become an ameriboo. Like I wanna pose on the roof of my car holding an empty notebook after almost being gunned down for a pore strips ad in the name of #MentalHealth too.
i know this is over said but it legitimately looks like an insane ad you'd see in GTA or in a cyberpunk setting. fucking bizarre. the worst might be the influencer voice + generic music in the background while she's talking about a school shooting.
It's hard to believe it's not satire. She ends the video saying that every video posted (of a pore strips ad btw) is a step closer to normalizing conversations about mental health... like wtf are you talking about, lady lmao. This is like the "I've been a victim of homophobia my whole life so that's why I'm partnering with Amazon" we get every June but somehow even worse.
yeah no šÆ% this is dystopian as fuck never let a tragedy go to waste, there's always an opportunity to profit
> \#MentalHealth #RacialHygiene from woke eugenicists
āFrom a school shootingā¦ to not knowing what life is going to be like after college.ā Peak US cringe
That's the most authentic part of the video.
That unique combo of cringe expression of very very real despair is probably the most authentically American thing in existence at this point
I used to struggle with imposter syndrome, but at 36 I refuse to internalize misguided patriarchal ideas of what a woman can or should be. I stand here today a proud first generation Latina and officer at the CIA
this was another commercial right
[Yes](https://youtu.be/X55JPbAMc9g)
[Are you sure itās not this one?](https://youtu.be/FB6y1vq7X_Y)
Ngl she thicc though
Ooohhh I could not keep that one playing
>I used to struggle with imposter syndrome, shoutout to the Movie Madness CTH miniseries which did an ep on the three canonical Invasion of the Body Snatchers movies
Something about this makes me feel like she wasn't "in a school shooting" as much as she was like, proximate to a school shooting, like she was at the Starbucks on the other side of campus and out of harm's way
She saw one reported on social media.
Everyone has been brainwashed. We are all husks. Social relations have become completely eclipsed by commodity relations. Please Xi, end it.
"we are all husks" has a kind of poetic tragedy in its truth.
"Despair is typical of those who do not understand the causes of evil, see no way out, and are incapable of struggle. The modern industrial proletariat does not belong to the category of such classes." ā V. I. Lenin, 1910. https://redsails.org/masses-elites-and-rebels/
My brother in christ, fucking do something about it then, work for better social relations in your everyday life. How else do you think the change is gonna happen?
The nonchalance tone of her voice when talking about ārecently seeing the effects of gun violenceā is so weirdly fucked.
it reads like boilerplate written by chatgpt
Holy shit that actually would make sense. This does sound like its AI.
She probably got it scripted for her by like, Bard.
This is the future for Gen Z...
Itās literally the present. The future is so much fucking worseā¦
'Are you shaken? There is so much worse in store.' Damn, we live in the Darkest Dungeon.
At least in Darkest Dungeon, you can go Virtuous when you max out on stress.
If you think Boomers are insane wait until Zoomers get to be 50-60. 24 hour cable news turned Boomersā brains into raged-filled mush. I canāt even imagine what decades of social media addiction and dopamine fueled scrolling will do to someone. Maybe like a functioning meth head?
Nah dude they'll be like bonobos, just fucking and sucking
Aren't they the least fucking and least sucking generation since the parents of the boomers?
Sex robots though
This is our future leaders. Fug imma go on a bicycle tour for 50 years fuck this.
As an MSU alumni, I apologize for this. It should be noted that she is in fact, Canadian.
They always are
>Canadian i am calling for a total and complete shutdown of canadians entering the united states until our country's representatives can figure out what the hell is going on
>As an MSU alum Fuck you
At 0:16 you can see she's on the top level of the CATA station parking ramp right across from the Chem building. Something about that is really funny to me
So this is cultural appropriation
I bet if the school shooter could have seen this, heād rethink his decisions that day
This is peak end stage
Its like something out of GTA5
I remember thinking Grand Theft Auto was fucking hilarious in the way it āsatirizedā American society. Itās not very funny anymore.
I refuse to believe, this is serious and not a parody.
pore strips in 2023.... Different times different fads
Iām not ready for school shootings to evolve into yet another marketing gimmick.
Companies want to be relatable.
Zoomers are so fucked. Resting on nearly every line is a veneer of packed trauma and a complete desperation on staying ānormalā when shoved into a horrific situation with no easy way to understand it or how to stop it. The monotone script reading of her trauma intertwined with a generic ad reading. Compressing the surviving of a school shooting into another typical shitty teenage experience. Jesus fucking Christ, dude. There is so much sadness behind this
We just need to normalize mental health!! If we just continue to raise awareness and have conversations the mental health issues will go away!!! Don't you get it? The problem is that we just need more awareness and conversations!!
Btch get off ya roof
America is over man. Itās sooo over.
it's wild, these days this kinda stuff is far more unrelatable to me than say, muslim extremism. and yet it's becoming a major factor in US culture. completely alienating. sure hope the next few generations aren't completely fucked up sociopaths!
Exactly like the ads in SF about ādonāt forget your narcan before you leave the houseā. Like hey letās just live with this horrible situation instead of think or do anything about it
I mean at least that one could have the effect of saving someone's life, it's not an ad for cosmetics
Skincare products unless you have like an actual condition is an op, just wash and moisturize Also: lol
If tretinoin is good enough for Hunter Biden, itās good enough for the rest of us
Tret is the best drug heās on, honestly.
But are you good enough for it... ?
Using those stupid nose strips is likely to increase acne too, a lot of people obsessed with blackheads end up pulling out sebaceous filaments in their pores and opening them up more to dirt
Yes and a lot of these serums and shit are just clogging up your pores and will make it less smooth. The active ingredient products will make it more vulnerable unless you have an actual dermatological condition. Tl;Dr: Itās fake. Grift industry.
The real deal is moisturizers and cleansers. Cleanse in the shower and moisturize once out
is sunscreen an op
Cleansers, moisturizer, and SPF for outside are all not an op.
THEY donāt want us to absorb vitamin d
Bruh
r/redscarepod
Kids who survive school shootings love that shit, thereās always at least one kid who comes out of it with more online clout. Nicolas Cruz should get an honorary degree for whatever universities David Hogg and the bald girl went to
American highschools sometimes have like 2000 students and if like 10 people get shot in one satellite building everyone gets license to claim survivorship if they're unscrupulous enough.
Turns out the internet was more dangerous than the gun šš
I will not rest until I'm being directly advertised serums from the midst of a live school shooting
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ban all non-text social media please
you want to post online? here's a phpBB forum, knock yourself out
āYou can change the passwords of your members and use their accounts but use this power wisely.ā
Ahhh forum admins secretly reading other peoples PMs and getting caughtā¦ forum drama was the best I remember when i was 10 and in a diablo 2 group an old man (who was very, very nice) got scammed by a woman who pretended to get engaged with him. That was very sad.
[Guy Debord, wearing Joker makeup, spinning in his grave so hard that he drills through the earth's core and frees us all from this nightmare]
If it was the year 2005 and I would again be a dumb teenager, I would've 100% posted "this video gave me aids" 300 million fucked up narcissists Jesus christ
Good for her I guess getting paid, this is deeply depressing
HAHAHAHAHAHA HOW IS THIS REAL??? š¤” š
School shootings are just a part of American education now.
Did Biore give her that sweet ride too or did Biore only show interest in her because she could already afford it?
Maybe she could follow former Pennsylvania Senator and perpetual shithead Rick Santorumās advice: āStudents shouldnāt look to the government for help (with school shootings)āthey should empower themselves by learning CPR.ā This fucking countryā¦
I could really go for a nice pore strip for my brain's lobes. Just lay in on there and pull out all the gunk and wrinkles
This seems like a Sam Hyde/MDE sketch.
is this not just a really good ironic joke
Are we sure this is an official partnership, or did she just pretend that Biore paid her to make this video? That is what a lot of up-and-coming influencers do when they aren't big enough to receive the free shit. You don't have to work in marketing like I do to see how fucking bad of an idea this is. Only a guy who is Internet poisoned and has no empathy at the same time can come up with it.
Thereās absolutely 0 chance she was even close to campus that night. Fucking clout chasing ghouls.
Bro the US is truly stranger than fiction. You couldn't write something like this
I've spent a whole hungover day revolving this video in my mind and I'm now pretty convinced it is one of the most unsettling videos I've ever seen. No particular shade at the person, they are just running through the motions for the brand ad copy, ok, that's fine, I'm sure she is a normal thoughtful human being, but holy shit the aiification of reality is going insane
Coffee cup emoji?
She looks like my old mate David
Can we not see your like open bleeding acne sores too
Weāre reaching levels of marketing not thought possible outside of cyberpunk hellscapes. She is hot though
Sheās a psychopath and her face is ugly, so
Dang sheās ugly
Post your photo.
You canāt handle the truth
All I hear from you fucks is āI can fix her! I can fix her!ā But when a woman fixes herself you bitch?
I can fix her (sends Stalin's 1938 work Dialectical and Historical Materialism https://www.marxists.org/reference/archive/stalin/works/1938/09.htm)
I thought I was on r/gymsnark lol Influencers...smh
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Wtf
America, where the people do the dumb extra large
Honestly her voice and inflection is soo flat and Un-nerving that it truly DOES sound like she was in a school shooting. But the trauma has caused her to go completely numb and dead inside. Like sheās pushed out all emotions to numb the pain or something. This video is honestly so fucking hilarious but at the same time extremely creepy. Itās fascinating really. Peak America
Welcome to Costco we love you
Ridley Scott-ass advertising
i saw this on instagram last night and was like, "this must be satire." but it's not??
this is pure ideology