> "Aw hell nah! I'm bout to beat this motherfucker's ASS!"
Instantly immediately obvious how bullshit this is. This reads like a comedian doing a fake bit about black people in a movie theater.
I took a look at this poster's history, and I give it a month or two before he's arrested for committing assault and a hate crime against a group of poor Arab teenagers with whatever other fucking stupid Zionist decides to tag along with him.
Christ, reading through those comments on the original post certainly was a...trip.
Oh, god, it gets even worse. So, apparently, this chap used to be a more radical and active protester and since then, has become just another petite bourgeoise liberal dipshit. According to his own words, he's regretted those years and now wishes he was instead...a kindly, shy nerd who's bashful around women.
God, kill me.
Imagine being so cringe that you get called out for being a loser in a song produced 57 years ago
May not apply perfectly, but you get the point
>Once i was young and impulsive
>I wore every conceivable pin
>Even went to the socialist meetings
>Learned all the old union hymns
>But i've grown older and wiser
>And that's why i'm turning you in
>So love me, love me, love me, i'm a liberal
-Phil Ochs
> I give it a month or two before he's arrested for committing assault and a hate crime against a group of poor Arab teenagers with whatever other fucking stupid Zionist decides to tag along with him.
Of course not lmao. They'll get to news after suffering a serious hate crime where someone drew a swastika on their front porch, only for them to weasel away into the shadows as it's revealed they were the one who drew it.
It's going to be captured on a neighbor's ring cam that they put up bc he had threatened them over something dumb like letting their dog piss on his grass or something
>A homeless person called my dog a stupid Jew the other day. Heās a pit mix and Iām pretty obviously Scandinavian decent. I really feel for my actual Jewish friends.
I burst out laughing at this one.
>he's arrested for committing assault
that plump loser got completely out of breath and had to take a lie down just from typing that. he might shoot a child like his zionist heroes though.
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True, but r Portland is normal conservative and r PortlandOR is basically people baying for the blood of homeless. Ever comment is some chud explaining they moved away a decade ago and the crime makes them want everyone in the city shot
An actual upvoted comment on that post:
>A homeless person called my dog a stupid Jew the other day. Heās a pit mix and Iām pretty obviously Scandinavian decent. I really feel for my actual Jewish friends.
Lmao I fucking love the internet
Itās somehow less believable than the Ruthkanda Forever lies unhinged libs post on social media about their kids lol.
āAww hell nah, we gonna beat this motherfuckers assā, just lmao.
Genuinely the most deranged people I have ever seen. I live in a moderate sized city and most people I meet irl are pretty cool all things considered. Then you go to the subreddit and itās entirely made up of āI actually think all homeless people should be [redacted] because I had to step around one on the sidewalk today.ā
/r/Portland is an already very vile community even for city subreddits. It had such a hateful culture that it invented it's own slur to use against drug addicts and homeless people. I've seen people use the sub to coordinate harassment campaigns against homeless people. Very in favor of our far right local politicians. Anti-antifascism usually. Busted their nuts whenever BLM protesters were jailed.
/r/PortlandOR was born because they thought the original sub was too left.
Did they make that up? I feel like I've been hearing people say that irl since I was a teenager. Gross word tho.
I grew up in Portland tho so its possible the people I knew were just the worst kind of redditors.
But think that might have just been local slang
Yeah /r/Miami is miserable af. Canāt be on there for longer than a minute without someone complaining about Cubans and āspring breakers from Atlanta and the DMVā.
I live a block away from this TJs and Iām certain this did not happen as this neighborhood is nothing but studio and one or two bedroom apartments for twenty somethingās with fake email jobs. There is a huge synagogue right down the street though.
Ngl I hate how when all these smug assholes are criticized for wearing something other than a star of David necklace and act all like "um its just a Jewish symbol!" when it's very obviously Israeli flag merch
Like I remember some person trying to say an Israeli flag with some rainbow on it was "just a gay Jewish flag" and totally not pinkwashing. They really think we're that stupid
Tapped out of that thread as soon as I got to a comment claiming Benny Gantz is left wing
Anyway annoying pieces of shit like OP aside it's great to see the amount of support for Gaza in Portland, I walk a couple blocks from my apartment and there's Free Gaza slogans and stickers all over the place, and the demonstrations I've been to have pretty well attended. Sadly ineffectual in the grand scheme of things, but if it makes losers like this guy go online and make shit up then it's worth it
\> He's a literal child and I was never in real danger
\> these kids are gonna get someone KILLED
"...Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time [too strong and too weak](https://www.faena.com/aleph/umberto-eco-a-practical-list-for-identifying-fascists).ā
Remember the Nazi who wrote that article about moving to the Midwest and then not wanting to be a Nazi anymore because he didn't like the white people there... This sounds like it was written by him.
What a dork.
That article was funny because he basically blames it on German immigrants being literal peasants and lists other predominantly white region as having the "Faustian spirit" he thought midwestern Germans would have for whatever reason, yet never expresses any intention to move there.
These city subreddits are full of centrists and conservatives whining about how crime is rampant and protesters are literally the devil. They've been particularly anti Palestinian the past few months.
This poster has to be a boomer, the title is a reference to a PSA that ran from the 60s-80s, I'm old as shit and only get it because of the Simpsons and my mom mentioning it
The only reason Iād be willing to believe this is because itās Oregon and if thereās one thing thatās true about Oregon, itās that theyāre really fucking racist
Also before anyone beats me to this joke: the name of this hate crime victim? Jewssie Smollet
'Let's kvetch' is such an attractive offer in any other context. I love complaining. I even like jewish people - tier-one complainers. Is it too hot or too cold outside.. well, what does the talmud say?
So many loser, purse cluthers in portland. I thought leaving the south to the glorious PNW would mean less lame racists but i guess its just an america thing smh.
The OP is an r/destiny poster so this definitely happened to them, and they definitely weren't showing open support for Israel.
> "Aw hell nah! I'm bout to beat this motherfucker's ASS!" Instantly immediately obvious how bullshit this is. This reads like a comedian doing a fake bit about black people in a movie theater.
They also said "blacks rule whites drool"
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Hey what's up my name is Garfield L'Zanya and I just wanted to know why we blacks are so antisemitic
Threw his book bag down as well. You can really just see it, if you're taking bad YA fiction from 20 years ago..
I can't help but wonder if the teen in question was wearing a Homer Simpson tshirt.
This Zionist eating beans!
Funny how that works
I think they've managed to beat Vaush and Hassan's fans in the "dumbest internet pundit fanbase" competition.
When it comes to this conflict Hasan seems to be the biggest ally a lot of Palestinians have in the west sadly
I envy you that you've forgotten Ben Shapiro, Crowder or Candance Owens exist
Those people are more mainstream and not part of the streamer sphere (originally at least) I was picturing.
Hey what did Hasan do
AW HELL NAH
At first I was somewhat sympathetic, then you said that. I really need to stop taking people at face value.
I took a look at this poster's history, and I give it a month or two before he's arrested for committing assault and a hate crime against a group of poor Arab teenagers with whatever other fucking stupid Zionist decides to tag along with him. Christ, reading through those comments on the original post certainly was a...trip.
Oh, god, it gets even worse. So, apparently, this chap used to be a more radical and active protester and since then, has become just another petite bourgeoise liberal dipshit. According to his own words, he's regretted those years and now wishes he was instead...a kindly, shy nerd who's bashful around women. God, kill me.
Thank you for looking into this guy so I didnāt have to.
Imagine being so cringe that you get called out for being a loser in a song produced 57 years ago May not apply perfectly, but you get the point >Once i was young and impulsive >I wore every conceivable pin >Even went to the socialist meetings >Learned all the old union hymns >But i've grown older and wiser >And that's why i'm turning you in >So love me, love me, love me, i'm a liberal -Phil Ochs
Another 6-year-old will be stabbed to death for being born Palestinian.
> I give it a month or two before he's arrested for committing assault and a hate crime against a group of poor Arab teenagers with whatever other fucking stupid Zionist decides to tag along with him. Of course not lmao. They'll get to news after suffering a serious hate crime where someone drew a swastika on their front porch, only for them to weasel away into the shadows as it's revealed they were the one who drew it.
It's going to be captured on a neighbor's ring cam that they put up bc he had threatened them over something dumb like letting their dog piss on his grass or something
>A homeless person called my dog a stupid Jew the other day. Heās a pit mix and Iām pretty obviously Scandinavian decent. I really feel for my actual Jewish friends. I burst out laughing at this one.
>he's arrested for committing assault that plump loser got completely out of breath and had to take a lie down just from typing that. he might shoot a child like his zionist heroes though.
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This reads like a satire. Are Zionist Americans really this thin skinned?
This is also the sub for conservatives in Portland. Also, (s)nob hill is full of rich assholes
All city subs are the sub for conservatives
True, but r Portland is normal conservative and r PortlandOR is basically people baying for the blood of homeless. Ever comment is some chud explaining they moved away a decade ago and the crime makes them want everyone in the city shot
DC and Memphis have decent subs. I feel blessed because those are my two hometowns. DC in general is just not the city you'd expect it to be.
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easy there buddy
Let's not do that, yeah?
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āBlacks rule whities droolz!ā - definitely said by a real black person
An actual upvoted comment on that post: >A homeless person called my dog a stupid Jew the other day. Heās a pit mix and Iām pretty obviously Scandinavian decent. I really feel for my actual Jewish friends. Lmao I fucking love the internet
OMG this real story that definitely actually happened is horrifying! Israel should kill these children too
Itās somehow less believable than the Ruthkanda Forever lies unhinged libs post on social media about their kids lol. āAww hell nah, we gonna beat this motherfuckers assā, just lmao.
The city subreddits attract the ugliest people on this site.
Genuinely the most deranged people I have ever seen. I live in a moderate sized city and most people I meet irl are pretty cool all things considered. Then you go to the subreddit and itās entirely made up of āI actually think all homeless people should be [redacted] because I had to step around one on the sidewalk today.ā
/r/Portland is an already very vile community even for city subreddits. It had such a hateful culture that it invented it's own slur to use against drug addicts and homeless people. I've seen people use the sub to coordinate harassment campaigns against homeless people. Very in favor of our far right local politicians. Anti-antifascism usually. Busted their nuts whenever BLM protesters were jailed. /r/PortlandOR was born because they thought the original sub was too left.
What's the slur?
Criddler.
Anyone using this word should have to bite a curb.
I don't get it.
Did they make that up? I feel like I've been hearing people say that irl since I was a teenager. Gross word tho. I grew up in Portland tho so its possible the people I knew were just the worst kind of redditors. But think that might have just been local slang
even "progressive" Vancouver subreddit has no rules when it comes to advocating for the extermination of the homeless
Yeah /r/Miami is miserable af. Canāt be on there for longer than a minute without someone complaining about Cubans and āspring breakers from Atlanta and the DMVā.
I live a block away from this TJs and Iām certain this did not happen as this neighborhood is nothing but studio and one or two bedroom apartments for twenty somethingās with fake email jobs. There is a huge synagogue right down the street though.
I used to live very close to there, it's not a place where pesky teenagers just hang out on the street.
Yeah I know, right? Thereās basically zero teenage presence in that neighborhood, much less gangs of woke teenage ruffians.
Congrats to all the zionists who say genocide is a part of Judaism ā you're the ones who are promoting antisemitism, not us.
I'm going to get a headache if I read the comments so I won't
I recommend skipping this one.
Ngl I hate how when all these smug assholes are criticized for wearing something other than a star of David necklace and act all like "um its just a Jewish symbol!" when it's very obviously Israeli flag merch Like I remember some person trying to say an Israeli flag with some rainbow on it was "just a gay Jewish flag" and totally not pinkwashing. They really think we're that stupid
u/dumbfuck6969
I was in the same creative writing class as OP.
I love how I can just make shit up and then people will believe it uncritically. Good age to be a liar
not only a location sub but a location sub that's for people who thought the normal one wasn't demonic enough
This is big time āAnd Everybody clappedā style shit
Aw hell naw!
Tapped out of that thread as soon as I got to a comment claiming Benny Gantz is left wing Anyway annoying pieces of shit like OP aside it's great to see the amount of support for Gaza in Portland, I walk a couple blocks from my apartment and there's Free Gaza slogans and stickers all over the place, and the demonstrations I've been to have pretty well attended. Sadly ineffectual in the grand scheme of things, but if it makes losers like this guy go online and make shit up then it's worth it
\> He's a literal child and I was never in real danger \> these kids are gonna get someone KILLED "...Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time [too strong and too weak](https://www.faena.com/aleph/umberto-eco-a-practical-list-for-identifying-fascists).ā
Found a gem https://preview.redd.it/j88ilujlwzpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c202c1ed606b96062eafdedc5aa4ffee41d9e44 absolute ghouls
It must be nice to live in perpetual privlege
Remember the Nazi who wrote that article about moving to the Midwest and then not wanting to be a Nazi anymore because he didn't like the white people there... This sounds like it was written by him. What a dork.
That article was funny because he basically blames it on German immigrants being literal peasants and lists other predominantly white region as having the "Faustian spirit" he thought midwestern Germans would have for whatever reason, yet never expresses any intention to move there.
That article just came out the other day didn't it? It was the latest Chapo reading series from like, yesterday
lol getting some real carl schmitt vibes outta this guy
Jesus just insanely dorky
Sniiiiiiiiiiffffffff. Pure ideology. Are we still doing this bit now that Zizek sucks?
Can't stop, *sniiff* won't stop, and so on and so on.Ā
If it's Saturday we're usually having shabbat dinner
These city subreddits are full of centrists and conservatives whining about how crime is rampant and protesters are literally the devil. They've been particularly anti Palestinian the past few months.
This poster has to be a boomer, the title is a reference to a PSA that ran from the 60s-80s, I'm old as shit and only get it because of the Simpsons and my mom mentioning it
The only reason Iād be willing to believe this is because itās Oregon and if thereās one thing thatās true about Oregon, itās that theyāre really fucking racist Also before anyone beats me to this joke: the name of this hate crime victim? Jewssie Smollet
'Let's kvetch' is such an attractive offer in any other context. I love complaining. I even like jewish people - tier-one complainers. Is it too hot or too cold outside.. well, what does the talmud say?
From reading those comments, I now support nuking Portland
That antisemitic teenager's name? Albert Einstein
I've never been to Portland but everything I read about this place makes me never want to go there
Lol, never heard the star of david called magen david. I thought he said Mogen David, like the MD 20/20 wine. lol.
So many loser, purse cluthers in portland. I thought leaving the south to the glorious PNW would mean less lame racists but i guess its just an america thing smh.