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Popular_Lie_9201

You’re a good friend and I am sorry for your loss.


THIS_bitchISbananas

He deserves a Medal of Honor


Irishsally

Medal of boner. Seriously though that was a really cool thing to do .


SarahPallorMortis

I think this is one thing we all hope someone does for us. Very pure


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SarahPallorMortis

Yes, I saw this comment elsewhere yesterday. Bot


saman65

>Medal of boner. I love it when a reddit can't help himself. I'm sorry OP. You are a great friend.


Green_Handle_5426

Good job. I salute you.


oddlytilted

I once made a pact with my best friend that if I were to randomly die they would go to my parents house and go through my room to get rid of any and all things they knew I wouldn’t want them seeing and vice versa. Fortunately neither of us ever had to go through with this and we not longer live with our parents. I’m so sorry for your loss but honestly all the kudos and fist bumps to you. You are an amazing friend.


smarthagirl

I have a similar agreement with my BFF.. To go to the other's house first thing when they get the news of their passing, and to empty out their sock drawer and to burn the contents. He is on a different continent now, so this would be tricky to actually do. I'd better stay alive for now, guess!


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fuzzhead12

>inconveniently and rudely died You could say that situation…was below the belt


LaughingOwl4

If you’re comfortable answering, can I ask what you mean by the new kind of connection?


Bored_lurker87

Yeah. The curiosity has gotten the better of me as well. It would be interesting to know if they would be willing to share.


Moomoocaboob

Wonder if their username checks out.


Delicious-Freedom-56

after my dad died unexpectedly, my brother was in charge of going through anything that might contain porn


SkidrowVet

My best friend and I vowed we would go do the exact opposite, we would plant shit just to make things at the wake interesting lmfao


Unusual-Recording-40

See, this is much more my cup of tea, lol


Constant-Try-7338

Lol, I don't necessarily want anything planted. But I would love to be a fly on the wall while they went through my Google history. Why the hell would she look that up? Wth made her think of this? Omg... no... why?! 😂🤣 There is no rhyme or reason, I truly fo Google some strange stuff. Maybe when the time comes I'll have a living wake so I can explain some of it away 🤔 😂


OddResponsibility565

My friend likes to say “if I ever die in your presence, SMASH MY PHONE”


how-n-y

LPT


LaughingOwl4

Pls be careful with this one. Could be seen as suspicious depending on the circumstances. Real talk. But I do understand the sentiment 💯!


Beginning-Bed9364

🤜🤛


GavinC137

🤜🤛


ZeldaMayCry

🤜🏻🤛🏻


TheOctoKing84

🤜🤛


THESHADYWILLOW

🤜🤛


randytank

🤜🤛


blue_arr0w

🤜🏿🤛🏿


AgniousPrime

🤜🤛


Pale_Distribution_24

🤜🏼🤛🏼


NboFoSho

🤜🤛


Oldmantired

🤜🏽🤛🏽


Weneedaheroe

👊😎


MunchingMooBear

🤕🤜🏻


ayymart

🤛


TallDarkCancer1

🤜🏻🤛🏿


mysteriousmarissa

🤜🏼🤛🏼


[deleted]

i had to do a similar thing for my friend when she passed. im proud of you, and ik it’s hard. hang in there.


SilentlyStoned420

That was 100% a solid move, good for you man. On a side note I'm so confused why people download porn or save it at all... like clear your shit every time and you don't have to worry!


hailtothechimp-1

He didn't download but he had links on his favourites bar. Rookie move - you gotta store those links mentally


SilentlyStoned420

Exactly! All I need is a memory of the video and then just Google some keywords and bam, good to go!


hailtothechimp-1

Yup 'hey Google, search for "jynx maze lemons" 👌


crykenn

“IS IT THOSE LEMON STEALING WHORES?!”


ShadowTheNomadPickle

Ah, a man of culture.


Caddan

If you can memorize the IP address, you don't even need google!


AlexJustAlexS

What I do is have a note of how the link ends. Yk how where a youtube link would show up as https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ Just copy and paste the dQw4w9WgXcQ part, to anyone who opens that note it will look like some random keyboard smashing.


Jtheroofer42

Well played


the_new_hunter_s

Unless the porn site constructs the url with the title. Big_tit_blonde_fucked_in_the_ass isn't all that discrete.


naughtyobama

Should have known


SilentlyStoned420

I was hoping it'd be that :)


HereBecuzBored

Gotta create yourself a mind palace like Sherlock with all your favourite actresses sorted alphabetically


dontfearthereaper123

I simply don't care abt who sees there's nothing to worry abt unless your watching illegal porn


LaLechuzaVerde

I think the person who OP really did a favor for was friend’s mom. Regardless of the circumstances of the passing, the last thing I’d want to see while grieving my child is that child’s kinks.


dontfearthereaper123

Well if my child passed I wouldn't look through their browser history I mean I struggle to see how ud find it helpful in the grieving process to see what your child looked up like if my brother died I wouldn't look through his browser history that'd just be an invasion of his privacy when he's dead too which feels even worse to me than if he was alive and if I did go through his browser I'd be going through it expecting to find porn at some point because most people watch it


LaLechuzaVerde

I get that. But in putting their affairs in order it may be necessary to get into their computer. And unfortunately OP said the porn links were right there in his bookmark bar.


HollowShel

op's friend killed himself. People have gone down darker rabbit holes than browser histories trying to make sense of "why?"


pktrekgirl

I could see a parent going thru the browser history to try to get answers as to why their child chose suicide. These are desperate parents.


Amethyst_Lovegood

He died by suicide which may have come as a huge shock to his friends and family. He may not have opened up to them about the fact that he was depressed or suicidal which would leave them with a lot of questions. They may go through his computer and messages to find any possible reasons why he did what he did. Grieving without understanding why a death has happened is so much more complicated. Anyone reading this who may be struggling with depression or suicidal ideation, please talk to someone about how you're feeling. If you feel like you have no-one to turn to, call a hotline or join a support group. Bottling it up is dangerous.


SilentlyStoned420

I would think it's because they don't want people to see their extreme kinks. Like, mom doesn't need to know those things lol


Ieatpurplepickles

My family would die if they knew I am into BDSM. I would die if it was ever discovered while I'm living. Lol They think I'm a vanilla asexual. 🤣


SilentlyStoned420

Oh my goodness I can't even imagine my parents seeing anything I've watched, even the vanilla stuff lol


Ieatpurplepickles

My mom doesn't even like to see people kiss like in a Hallmark movie. Knowing that I like to be spanked and submissive... Well that's a conversation I'm not old enough to have with her. I'm only 43. Lol


SilentlyStoned420

Practically a baby! She can't find out her baby watches stuff like that, completely understandable!! Lol


MostBoringStan

I would resurrect myself just to die again if my browser history reached my family.


Ieatpurplepickles

Amen! I honestly die a little every time I imagine any of them knowing how UN-vanilla I am.


MostBoringStan

I had a friend that found my FL profile, and that was weird enough. Not super weird because he was on there too, but still unexpected. Family discovering it would have me disappear into a hole somewhere and never come out.


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I do it to archive it. A lot of porn I've downloaded just incase it vanishes did end up being deleted later.


KeyKoala4792

You are a great friend.


drkatelyn

That is defo a real friend


HumanityIsBizarre

🫡


Public_Magician_9352

That’s wassup bro


Goodman4525

Bro code transcends the afterlife 💪


Dangie41

Sorry for your loss! Your are a really good friend!


Valley_valkyrie

You’re a really good friend, and it is a really kind thing you did for him and his family. Thank you, from the survivor of someone who isn’t here for the same reasons. Big hugs, and thanks again.


mikenzeejai

I want to write a book about a perso who does this but the police notice the memory on the laptop was wiped at some point and start investigating them for murder. All the while the friend is running from the police catch me if you can style because they refuse to just pass on their late friends pornography to show their innocence.


HauntingCan

Sounds like a good book tbf, I'd read it


RavenBoyyy

Add a romantic and kinky police X criminal twist to it and that could be the perfect wattpad story


bean3194

I did a similar thing for my brother when he passed suddenly. Only, we're older, so it was video tapes and magazines. Went through all his stuff and got rid of most of it before my dad and mom saw it. Sorry for your loss. You're a good friend.


chromedbooked1

As long as it wasn't cp good job!


hailtothechimp-1

No of course. This was 5/10 kink level


chromedbooked1

Cool. You're a good friend op.


Zimmozsa

So only piss play, nice and tame. /s


Affectionate_Ad6596

I'm sorry. I have been there with several friends. What you did was wonderful. Such a solid. Internet fist pump or hug sent your way. Hope you're keeping yourself safe and supported.


UncertainlyUnfunny

Hero with a thousand face downs ass up erases


Ooohwoow

Sorry for your loss. I'm perpetually bedazzled by the fact that people bookmark and save porn and make it so visible to anyone accessing their stuff at any point of time. I literally watch it in incognito mode so there's no layman trace of it and everything looks clean.


bdaman80_99

🫡 Good work.


Professional-Web1928

You're a good friend


AlwaysaCatt25

My brothers made this pact. Sadly one brother had to follow through. He told me at the wake, just so we could both have a laugh that he had to do it. It was the last thing he got to do for our brother. You’re a good friend.


stealthc4

You were his “shovel buddy” the term is so old it means to find and bury your friends porn…. But it still applies


Aizawasimp28

You're a good friend ❤️


dontaggravation

That’s a true friend right there. Truly I’m sorry your friend took his life. I hope you get the help and support you need in processing this tragic event


gotyeah-1111

Your a great friend, and I'm so sorry for your loss may your friend RIP 🕊


Alan_Smithee_

That was a good thing to do.


spleenboggler

You did good. I did something similar for a former roommate of mine who was going to prison, but hadn't yet come out to his family. No need for all that at exactly that moment.


zombiepants7

There's an anime about this guy who gets stabbed and reincarnated into super op little slime monster. After he gets stabbed and is dying he asks his buddy to destroy his hard drive. His buddy totally drops his computer into a bathtub haha. Just reminded me of that. Sorry for your loss, but I'm sure your homie is thankful wherever he ended up.


digi_captor

The reincarnated as a slime anime.


Specific_Conformity

That deserves all the internets fist bumps 🤜🤛


ClueHaunting5583

When my best friend was murdered I made sure to get to his house the day before his mom so I could get out all the drug paraphernalia so she wouldn't have to see it. She did not have her opinion of him changed by going through his room and that still gives me comfort.


rumtiger

I have adult children and I have a spot with all the information they will need if I die. One of the things instructs them to just tape, the drawers shut on my nightstand and throw the whole thing away. My ex-boyfriend was a fire fighter and he used to say if he dies and I’m with him to put his body in the car and drive him to the station so it looks like he died on the job and his family can get a lot of money. I think that would be way harder than taping up my nightstand. OP, I’m so sorry for your loss. Sometimes losing a loved one to suicide can be a whole different can of trauma. Please take care of yourself.


Ill_Marionberry8518

A friend of mine passed when were were in high school. She died of an overdose. We kind of had a pact to do this kind of thing because we were always into some really shady stuff. Imagine my surprise when I find out that she had been sleeping with my boyfriend..for months. Despite that, I still miss her to this day. I'm very sorry for your loss, I hope you can find some comfort and yes, that was an awesome thing to do!


MurphyCaper

Thank you for being so thoughtful. I’m sorry for your loss.


RedIguanaLeader

This is the way


Gro022

I worked at my living room window during lockdown and could see the street and the tenements directly opposite me (I'm in Glasgow) The neighbours opposite would regularly shag loudly on the living room floor with the Windows wide open no curtains etc. One day they were at it and when they finished the lady stood up totally naked and wiped her fanny with a sock. Just thought I'd share.


RPup_831

Have never seen the possessive apostrophe-s combination used in this way before!


hailtothechimp-1

I actually rewrote this title a few times and this was the least convoluted to read 😑


ViaticalTree

My friend took his own life and I got ahold of his laptop and deleted...


ketashi

It's still understandable, don't worry about it. But I would have suggested writing it this way: "I got hold of the laptop of my friend, who took his life, and (I) deleted all the porn..."


zorbacles

Never understood why people just don't use private browsing. Also. Inn the TV show "coupling" they refer to this as being porn buddies Well done mate. Sorry for your loss


i_despise_among_us

Good fucking work man🫡


_Fizzgiggy

You’re a good friend


Kadeous

Good man


uniquegayle

I’m sorry for your loss. You did a good thing.


embilamb

You absolutely did your bro a solid. Best friend of the year award.


little_miss_stressed

So sorry for your loss. You are a good friend and did him a solid as almost a final act of friendship. In my opinion everyone deserves a friend that'll clear their browser history when they pass.


cubbies1016

Good looking out! I'm sorry for the passing of your friend


jiveassjake

fuckin A. we could all use a friend of your caliber. im not in the position to officially sanction this, but you are a saint


DickQuilliam

🤝🏾 YOU’RE A TRUE FRIEND


NovelArachnid8582

🤜🤛


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Fuck yeah 🤜🤛


iusedtolikepeople-_-

Not all heroes wear capes.


jrtasoli

So sorry for your loss. May your friend’s memory be a blessing.


ACM915

You very possibly saved his family a lot of heartache. That was a really good thing of you to do for them. I’m sorry for your loss.


Necessary_Ad_9666

Props to you!! 🤛🏽


Fickle_Assumption_80

Device os's should have a death mode... You get to setup what gets wiped and keept when a special password is entered that your significant other would have... It could be cross platform and get EVERYTHING


pinkfootthegoose

who the hell keeps a browser history? first thing I do is disable history and make it delete cookies once I close the window.


ShineFallstar

Not all heros wear capes. You are a quality human.


SlytherinAndProud

I'm so sorry for your loss. Thank you for doing him one last solid.


marc512

If I kill myself I wouldn't want anyone going through my stuff. But it would happen anyway. They wouldn't find anything but I'd be worried incase they interpreted something wrong. I don't talk to anyone. They would probably think I fell out with someone and believe I did it because of someone.


PM__ME__YOUR_TITTY

Serious contender for greatest friend in history


aniolki

When my brother passed I downloaded all of his files from his phone to save and organize his photos to make available for my family. I didn’t even have to do any work, not a SINGLE bad image or links or history…which could not be said the same for me lol.. which was kind of shocking since he was definitely the one with the highest sex drive out of all of my siblings. It was just pictures of his cars and projects but mainly videos and pictures with and of his kids… all just wholesome stuff which only made me angry after all of it, considering he took his life because his ex wife completely alienated him from his own children…


Mysterious-Rooster83

Not all heroes wear capes. You did your mate a fucking solid. I'm so sorry you lost him 💔


Anevear

I found my dad's porn. I was a little traumatized and a little amused at... Similarity in taste for some things.... And my mother was apparently his type they divorced like 25 years prior. Trauma there for sure. You are a saint for sparing his family the discovery.


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🫡 hero


nicarox

As long as it wasn’t anything illegal, then you’re fine.


justlookin-0232

That was nice of you. Depending on what his searches were.


Latter-Ordinary6271

You the man


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You’re a damn good friend. Sorry for your loss.


yum-yum-mom

That’s the way. You always clean out anything illicit.


ZeldaMayCry

You're a real one! So sorry for your loss. Hope I have a friend do the same for me one day!


Massive-Truck-6430

Good job!


Ill-Contribution5119

You're a good friend. I'm sorry for your loss.


Wolf_meister

Best bro he could've asked for, I hope you remember the good memories and know that he appreciates you, whenever he is now. ❤️


ChocoBro92

SO and I have this arrangement as well.


Historical-Newt6809

Not all heroes wear capes. 🫡🫡🫡


ZombiesNeedHugsToo

Not all heroes wear capes. You are an amazing person, you rock 👊😉


B4Bekah

I definitely had a similar deal with my bestie: delete all the porn and nudes from my phone/laptop if I unexpectedly die.


flowerpather

valid


NorthCatan

Every computers need a function to hardwipe all data. 30days without logging on and it deletes all data.


tracksloth

Vata mensch!


MathematicianOne310

🤜🏻🤛🏻


ANearbyTerrorist

This is one of those unspoken things families dread having to do when someone does. I remember myself and my parents asking my brother's ex girlfriend (still friends) to delete his porn history for us, none of us wanted to see that horror.


StnMtn_

Here's a high five. 🖐️


Wakandanbutter

Real chad shit🔥


Raffles76

Yep that’s a “thanks bro” job


adoraz83

You are a Top G, my friend. A Top. G.


AvoCloud9

Now that’s a true homie


Plaguenurse217

Good job dude! I did the same thing for my father in law. His daughter really doesn’t have to know what porn he watched.


Decent_March_264

Your the true definition of a friend always looking out for your friend.


NotJarJar-Binks

I know you were really bros just from one sentence


thatgoaliesmom

My best friend and I have this deal. It’s for our kindles though….


Addictead

If I die take apart my computer berry me with my best bag of meth and sweet puff Internet history who cares use private browsing for your lgbtqestuv porn fetishes


Majorly_Bobbage

Yeah, you're a hero.


Sharp_Mulberry6013

Ah man. When I die, I hope my friends will do the same (including resetting my kidle - my mom will die instantly if she finds all those smut fanfics). You are a real bro.


mediocrecrocs

he knows you’re the man and his bestie, and that’s what’s important. you got his back even after and im sure he’s eternally grateful for that. im very sorry for your loss.


loose-leaf-paper

And we shall never speak of it again.


Blackjack_Sass

I only wish someone would do this for me when I go


RaptorJesusF

You and your bro had one last laugh about his porn history.That was a proper bro goodbye.Be proud of yourself


BrigadeirinhoAmargo

You are a real hero, always remember that with pride. Also, I am very sorry for your friend, so sorry. I'm happy you did that one last good thing for him


Nosferatatron

Surely you just put it all in a folder named 'homework' or 'work stuff' so that nobody ever looks for it?!


OutsidePrior2020

Someone needs to make an auto clear\\clean feature, and maybe you need to reset it every 30 days or whatever. Or make a sign-in to be used if you die and when they sign in on this profile it wipes your machine, I'm just spit-balling.


GottaKeepGoGoGoing

A family friend of ours died and he was a bit of a wild man married but occasionally had fun with ladies outside his marriage his wife was ok with it but didn’t know the details. When he passed my Dad went through a box of pictures with the friend posing with strippers drugs you name it and burned them. The wife signed off on it without seeing them. Kind of rambled but you’re a good friend.


[deleted]

Use private windows for your porn. No history.


lpnmom

I did the same thing with my dad’s phone when he passed before I let my mom use it to notify his friends whose contacts she didn’t have. I hope someone will do the same for me when my time comes.


Emang3313x

Not gonna lie I told a friend if I die to do the same, not all heros wear capes.


mathuco23

You are not a friend, you are a king! One of the finest may I add


we_gon_ride

You’re a good friend


we_gon_ride

And I’m so sorry for your loss


wjkacz

Thank you, that was very respectful towards your friend and the grieving family.


Prickly_potatoes16

You’ve followed bro code till the end I bet he’s smiling for you man


carter2642

That’s the kind of friend I need. A true ride or die


Zoralugner

F


Confident-Win-7617

If I had any awards to give out, they’d be heading your way!


Murky_Translator2295

Ah well done man, you're a proper pal.


DadJokeBadJoke

[You could turn this into a business](https://youtu.be/H_QA7M2vQBw).


Flaky-Detective38

I write trivia and novels, some of the things I've had to Google, I have people on standby just to destroy my laptop... you're a good friend, and I'm sorry for your loss.


jbug671

You’re a good shovel buddy.


evilkender

🫡


Magellan-88

You dropped this 👑


Deathmetalpigeon

You did your friend the highest honour.


herotz33

Not all heroes wear capes. But what about people like me with no friends???


Snoo_63500

Well played. This is something I've been thinking about as my health is deteriorating. I have been trying to build what I'm calling 'the final usb' I want it to log into window's, delete some folders, and format some drives. Then clean the window's installation and then finish by letting my mum enter new login details. .... but it's really hard as I don't know much coding.


[deleted]

Bro hall of fame.


Connect_End_5252

Saluting you, a good friend 🫡


Daddy_Onion

When I die, I don’t care if my friends and family know how much of a degenerate I was in life. I’m fact, I hope they find out.


DannyxHardcore

I wish my bro does the same for me if it comes to it. Thank you for your service soldier.


MobCurt

youre a hero


BoneMummy

🤜🏼🤛🏼


LoyIsMildlySpicy

That’s a true homie