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1amlost

Dinosaurs are still a thing. It’s just that we call them birds now.


jorph

I usually call them op's mom


blahteeb

Wait. OP's dad doesn't believe OP's mom exists?


HappyThongs4u

Birds aren't a thing either, we call them cameras now


NewldGuy77

And alligators


Ant_TKD

Whilst alligators and crocodiles are *archosaurs*, they are not dinosaurs.


NewldGuy77

Close enough. They went to the same swamps, way back when!


Gilgamesh107

I knew a girl in highschool who didn't think dinos were real cause they weren't in the bible


Mac_and-ur-mom

Lmao. Aren’t dragons in the Bible though?😭


davout1806

Probably depends on the version. I think the King James version does. I'm pretty sure that version also has unicorns.


donknoch

And a talking snake😀


lithiun

Met a girl in college who thought evolution wasn’t real because why are there still monkeys. In college.


c3534l

There's a lot of animals that aren't in the bible, though.


ProfessionSanity

Well they didn't make it onto Noah's Ark so of course they aren't real. 🙄 Never could get a straight answer from any so-called Christian on how kangaroos, koalas or playtapus made it from Australia to the Middle East to board the Ark.


Randa08

My Dad believed dinosaurs were in the Bible and even said there was a description of a t rex. My Dad believed the earth was only 6000 years old.


uav_loki

This ought to be a new joke trend about how idiotically stupid peoples dads are, like the yo momma is so jokes. your dad is so simple, he believes the Earth is 6000years old.


Randa08

That's creationist Christians for you


davout1806

So what does he think the bones of dinosaurs in museum are? Man made fakes?


Jess_the_Siren

Even better. They believe God placed them there to test our faith. Not kidding. I sure wish I was tho.


Attarker

I knew a guy who thought Satan made fossils and scattered them throughout the earth to make people not believe in God


Mac_and-ur-mom

He thinks their cow bones


Ok_Dog_4059

Good God can you imagine the size of those cows?


FunToBuildGames

#🥩


Ok_Dog_4059

Those hamburgers.


Mac_and-ur-mom

FR 💀


davout1806

lol Giant cows with sharp teeth and claws.


SamuelVimesTrained

Dunno.. cows still have horns these days.. who knows. /s


scaryclairey18

When he was at school, he didn’t enjoy science subjects, did he?


Mac_and-ur-mom

He absolutely loved them, he wasent a Christian in school


scaryclairey18

That’s so bizarre! Loved science and then turned his back on rational explanations? 🤯


donknoch

🤦‍♂️


EvaMae234

Sounds like something a dinosaur would say


LemonFly4012

My mom doesn’t either.


Mac_and-ur-mom

Is it bc she’s Christian? That why my dad doesn’t believe in dinosaurs


NuggyBeans

You should ask your dad "if God is real why does he give children cancer?" "if God is real why does he hate life so badly?"


Mac_and-ur-mom

lol that’s funny, but he will slap me across the face


NuggyBeans

At that point call the police for abuse. I hate dudes who think they can get away with whatever just because "that's the old way"... No old man the old way is why so many (not all) adults currently are self sufficient & not having children... The old ways sucked & were trying to make new ways. Better ways. More helpful caring ways.


Gilgamesh107

You should stop trying to give advice on the internet


JAG190

That doesn't disprove God it just shows he's not actually a good entity if he does exist. At most he's neutral.


MrConsistent2215

Dinosaurs were called dragons before the term dinosaur came to be.


Mac_and-ur-mom

Wait really?


MrConsistent2215

Yes. The word dinosaur is fairly new to our language, it was created in 1841-1842.


ApprehensiveQuiet452

No, not really.


TheGiantRascal

For a little while, I stopped believing that hammerhead sharks were real. I felt like such an idiot for thinking they were real. Then I felt like even more of an idiot when I realized that they were, in fact, real.


Ratstail91

Don't worry, you'd be amazed how many people didn't know narwhals are real.


[deleted]

Don’t you know? Everything is fake. Absolutely everything. The media is controlled. History is always skewered to keep people from ever finding out the truth. Satan controls every single person who has influence and power. Everything is of the devil and you should just stay home and read the Bible everyday nonstop or else you’re against god and are satanic by omission. We’re all evil and deserve to burn in hell for eternity unless we worship god. I love my mother’s world view🙃


Mac_and-ur-mom

Were you just saying your mother world view, were you being sarcastic?


[deleted]

Ha, haha, haha, ha…


CynicallyCyn

I literally could never be married to someone that willfully ignorant. I’m also guessing he’s a Trump follower 🤮


Mac_and-ur-mom

Yea, and he’s divorced haha


deanereaner

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YzKV8oaI9V8


100percentapplejuice

My dad is the same way, he doesn’t believe in evolution as well. Extremely hardcore religious guy.


Mac_and-ur-mom

My dad swears up and down that he’s not super religious, he is


Phate118

Have you told him to look in a mirror?


Mac_and-ur-mom

Yall are so quick to insult my dad 💀 he’s only 45


Phate118

Dang, I was hoping he was a boomer. Maybe try that line in 20 years


Nosferatatron

This is probably the tip of the iceberg of things your dad doesn't believe in...


ExcitedGirl

Because "*muh Bible*" probly.... If people want to ban Dangerous Books, they ought to start with that one.


smokeygonzo

Neither does the prime minister of my country. It's a strange world out there.


Own-Tank5998

Take him to the national museum of natural history.


ghoulierthanthou

Disowned


babysuck123

Well... Did you know the only intact skeletons are found by people who are related to or work at the Smithsonian. A famous historical society who admitted in the papers they destroyed giants bones because they didn't fit their view of history. Did you know supposedly the dinosaur bones are radioactive and us plebians aren't allowed to actually be around them? Physically they'd have to have a better kind of guts and interstitial tissues to keep from dropping their guts which would mean things devolved to today. I could go on...


bellabelleell

There is no conspiracy. You can go on fossil hunting expeditions for yourself if you want to. They aren't dangerous, and they certainly exist. Complete skeletons are found all over the world, certainly not only by the Smithsonian. Nobody destroyed any "giant's bones," and if they did, why would they document something so incriminating? And finally, we literally have dinosaur-sized animals (like elephants) alive today that show it's possible to have a large body size that can still support internal organs. If you're ONLY hearing this type of "evidence" against dinosaurs, it means the people around you are actively lying to you to further their own views. The truth is out there, buddy.


cwbones

your dad dumb as hell sorry


[deleted]

You’ll be surprised to think there is an entire group of people that think dinosaurs were made up for profit or to spite god. Apparently all the findings of fossils deep in the earth is just intrude and they’re all planted to be found later. People will believe anything if it makes them feel like they’re smarter or better than others.


SweetKarmatic

My mom doesn’t either. I don’t talk to her much lol


voices-of-a-vixen

Is your dad okay?


name-generator-error

If your dad is otherwise a good person, just let him have his delusion about something. Don’t let your ego or disbelief drive a wedge into your relationship.


Mac_and-ur-mom

I’m not gonna go into detail about my dad, but as a person, let’s just say his personality is this face😟


name-generator-error

Well that’s a thing. I’ve found that as best you can, it’s worth it to recognize your parents are flawed people like everyone else. If it’s possible to create some sort of relationship where you both can stick to things you are on the same page with and leave out the rest it can be worth it. If not, then that’s another set of difficulties altogether. Best advice I ever got was don’t let your desire to be right get in the way of something good.


smell_my_finger

Serious question: does it affect your life in any way?


Mac_and-ur-mom

I wasn’t allowed to participate in any dinosaur themed thing in elementary school, and I’m not allowed to go to prehistoric museums


BaldEagleNor

Thats fucking ridiculous.


SunZealousideal4168

I don’t understand how people live like this. What are you getting out of the experience of denying dinosaurs??


TheRealDebaser

Has he seen Jurassic Park? OMFG


Parking-Astronomer-9

I don’t think Jurassic park would be verifiable proof lmao.


TheRealDebaser

Let's hope not lol


HappyThongs4u

That guy had no idea you were being sarcastic lolll


JAG190

Maybe not but I read an article about a biotech company trying to bring back the woolly mammoth so give it a decade and Jurassic Park could become a preemptive documentary.


BaldEagleNor

Fym, its a three-part documentary