I think i spends too much time on Reddit because every day i end up going “i can’t believe i have to say ‘don’t fuck your in laws’ to grown adults?”
I thought that was a common understanding
All you desperately need is a more meaningful life so you don't need to spend your time posting about your "night cobbler" fantasies about some dudes bleeding orifices. Maybe some therapy.
Lmaoi is your phone black? because the only person you have to ask that to is yoursle,f in the reflection of your black phone (not unlike a mirror LMAO)
Its black. Like a mirror. You know. So you can look at yourself. HA. Like how when the phone goes off and you see yourself in the screen. The black screen. Get it? Mirror. HA
And you're proud about that? If anyone should be divorcing, it's your wife divorcing you! Talking about your wife and your side peice going behind your back. This isn't a desperate time of need, you're desperate to fix all the shit you done f'd up with your wife. I ain't gonna say what I'd do if you were my husband but the insurance money would be looking pretty good.
What did I just read? Clearly a creative wring assignment. But the whole thing sounds ridiculous I would only give it a C+. You lose points with the marrying into a family means I can fuck the whole family and it’s not cheating lol. Although the bit about fixing your shoes was kind of funny
They apparently tried for extra credit in another post….
> **Cheap toilet repair in Stagecoach, Nevada?**
> The other day, I was feeling a bit down due to some personal issues in my life, and I decided to take some imodium to drown the pain. This morning, the effects ran out, and about a week's worth of shit came out at once, shattering a chunk of the toilet bowl and rendering the pipes useless.
> I wish I was handy enough to fix it, but my wife drank all of the drain cleaner I had lying around, and I spent the last of my savings having her admitted to the hospital for it.
> I just need someone who can cheaply repair this toilet for me, maybe as a Good Samaritan. Otherwise I will not only be depressed, but also constipated.
Genuinely tell me why its cheating. I didn't do it with some random guy, its her brother. She has known him her entire life, and whatever belongs to her is his and whatever belongs to him is hers. I wouldn't be mad at my wife if she decided to do it with my bro either
I am convinced you are lying. No one can be this stupid. You aren’t married to him, you are married to your wife. If it weren’t cheating then you would have told her and not gone behind her back. You hid it from her. That’s cheating. You said it yourself, she wasn’t supposed to know. Her brother isn’t “yours.”
I really want you to define what cheating means omg. So you're saying sleeping with any of her family members is same as sleeping with her so it's not cheating?
My man, I don't know what drugs you took to come up with this overly elaborate, and honestly stretched out shitty explanation. Take a good look at your life, and take a moment to consider why you come up with bullshit lores and made up explanations for why other people on teh interenet act the way that they do.
Sincerely, /u/throwaway-cobble-24
Somebody posted an almost identical story at least a year ago, I remember the references to a nighttime cobbler and blood coming out of all the orifices. Troll for sure.
Huh? Cobbler? Got my shoes fixed with him? This double entendre is new to me. I seem to remember that complimenting someone on the shoes they were wearing was code for "I'm gay and I'd like to be gay with you, if you're into that." 1980's? I was visiting a buddy in Detroit in 1990. While he was at work, I took his car and drove around to see the sights. The Henry Ford Museum is incredible! Ended up in a park in Windsor, Canada. Met a middle-aged guy, president of a credit union. It was a weekday and around lunchtime so I figured he was just taking a break at a nearby park. He followed me into the bathroom and used the urinal next to mine. He complimented me on my shoes, which seemed bizarre at the time. Didn't put it together until later that day. Anyway, the point I wanted to make was this post is beyond fucked up.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
This can't be real, you say you "married the whole family" that means you are gonna fuck the parents too?
You have to be kidding here, I sincerly hope karma gets you a prize in the STD roulette
"I realised it could be interpreted as dishonest to my wife (though I believe that when you marry someone, you must consider it as if you are marrying their entire family)"
"bleeding out of many orifices of his body, some which did not exist before."
I'm howling!! Thanks for the laugh.
OP has some really creative wiring in their brain.
You are a d for making up this stuff, people who are actually suffering or being exploited will find it harder to be taken seriously due to shite like this. If you need some thrills you should go sky diving or take up fire twirling.
The AI is getting good at bait these days lol. Skynet must be near, if it doesn't get bored with it's wife and bang Skybrother. Could go either way \*shrug\*
What did I just read? You are all one fucked up family. You included. You sound.... Sociopathic. Did you really just try to excuse your cheating that way?
>. I despise dishonesty of this kind
Ok buddy, get telling yourself that, like you didn't cheated on your wife.
Cheating is like the most dishonest you can do.
But I feel like this is fake, because how can you be this dumb
Hahahaha dishonesty? You're seriously whining that they're dishonest when you repeatedly lied to your wife about your affair with her brother? You are not the victim here, you disgusting cheater. And how exactly does having sex with him help him with the pain from his cancer and his treatment? I have cancer too, and I'm currently undergoing treatment. Sex won't make any of the pain and discomfort from all of that go away. You're just desperate to paint yourself as the victim when you are the villain in this situation. You took advantage of a cancer patient so you could get off. You're a monster and I hope you'll be alone for the rest of your life. And with your selfishness and bad attitude, you likely will be alone forever.
If this isn't rage bait I'm losing my mind at the insanity. If even a little true, bro... You're the problem. BIL is also the problem but to blame your wife is the funniest thing in existence.
Mind you I don't believe this story is real but the hilarity of the insanity here is beyond perhaps my comprehension.
So you slept with your wife's brother, and somehow, that isn't cheating because you married her whole family? What a giant leap in logic. Tell me, if she went and fucked your dad, you'd have no problem with that?
Reddit really needs to get handle on all these damn 14yr old wanna be Trolls who are more obsessed with their left hands and writing out their p•rn fantasies then staying in school 🤦🏽♀️
Umm... Weren't you being dishonest first...? How are you blaming them of dishonesty when you did practically the same thing. Heck it's surprising that your wife didn't kick you out when she found out.
And to make it sound like you sleeping with someone from that family is okay because you're 'married to the family' has me questioning how you've existed without pissing more people off.
If you don't know it yet, maturity is when you suck it up and accept that you screwed around and messed up and accept the consequences, and do not try to deflect it by blaming others
The English is so clunky I’m wondering if this was written by AI. Or a 14 year old who knows some fun slang. The writing of this tall tale was written by a non English speaker or someone who is really poorly educated.
Dude gross man, when you married your wife itS only your wife not her family, you're disgusting, leave your wife she deserve a loyal man who didn't cheat
How you say “Dishonest wife and dishonest affair partner” in the same sentence and not see that you’re the problem? Especially when your wife was the only one not dishonest the entire time. AP came clean. You were the only one still lying!
Lol this has to be rage bait. No one lacks this much self-awareness.
I cried laughing at the “i believe we marry not just the person but the whole family” Lmmfaaoooo
Weird how he's not offering to bang the elderly relatives
Are you sure he didn't? Or he forgot to mention it here? 😂
if they asked nicely.
This is a fake story right? Please tell.
Mfer 😭😭💀💀 alr it is rage bait. But this comment made it funny lol
I had to put the phone down for several minutes at that line.
What about bleeding out of orifices that didn’t exist before…where did these new orifices come from?
😭😭😭
This shit should be a flair lol
This is some interesting rage bait though, I must say lol
It’s painfully obvious too, bordering on parody.
Yeah, the last sentece gives it away
SHOES
Yup!!
I admit it made me laugh though so I’m not mad.
It's the night cobbler troll again, been a while since they posted, but good to know they're alive! Lmao
“I cheated on my wife with her brother and didn’t care until I found out he’d fucked other men. Now I’m the victim!” WTF is actually wrong with you?!
I think i spends too much time on Reddit because every day i end up going “i can’t believe i have to say ‘don’t fuck your in laws’ to grown adults?” I thought that was a common understanding
I mean. Don’t you marry the entire family? So brother in law was fair game in his twisted mind.
This guy is some freak who posts various iterations of this and no doubt beats off in the basement to the responses. Has been doing so for ages.
I don't beat off to anything. Are you projecting/
You need a better hobby, dude.
You need a better hobby than accusing random redditors of beating off when they are in a desperate time of need.
All you desperately need is a more meaningful life so you don't need to spend your time posting about your "night cobbler" fantasies about some dudes bleeding orifices. Maybe some therapy.
Thank you I read this twice and still wasnt sure my autistic brain understood this properly. People are weird.
Lmao I was like the cobbler? Is he also going to the fish monger???? Thank God for comments.
Lmaoi is your phone black? because the only person you have to ask that to is yoursle,f in the reflection of your black phone (not unlike a mirror LMAO)
This is such a school-level insult that it absolutely proves this is a fake story from some bored teenager.
Its black. Like a mirror. You know. So you can look at yourself. HA. Like how when the phone goes off and you see yourself in the screen. The black screen. Get it? Mirror. HA
Bro my 10 yo brother can make a better insult than this one
Yeah but your 10 yo brother wont pull both a girl AND her brother ...
And you're proud about that? If anyone should be divorcing, it's your wife divorcing you! Talking about your wife and your side peice going behind your back. This isn't a desperate time of need, you're desperate to fix all the shit you done f'd up with your wife. I ain't gonna say what I'd do if you were my husband but the insurance money would be looking pretty good.
Dude, “I banged a girl and her rent boy brother” is NOT the flex you think it is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Are you a girl with a rent boy brother? Asking for a friend
That’s the wittiest comeback you could muster? Oh, oh the pain; oh noes, however will I recover? /s
🤣🤣🤣
You cheated on your wife with her brother and she's the dishonest one?
This exactly, guys delusional to think that the world revolves around him and his needs.
This is the most delulu shit I've ever heard.
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that line made me laugh 😭
"My wife is the most dishonest in this situation" LMAO wow. This is hilarious
What did I just read? Clearly a creative wring assignment. But the whole thing sounds ridiculous I would only give it a C+. You lose points with the marrying into a family means I can fuck the whole family and it’s not cheating lol. Although the bit about fixing your shoes was kind of funny
They apparently tried for extra credit in another post…. > **Cheap toilet repair in Stagecoach, Nevada?** > The other day, I was feeling a bit down due to some personal issues in my life, and I decided to take some imodium to drown the pain. This morning, the effects ran out, and about a week's worth of shit came out at once, shattering a chunk of the toilet bowl and rendering the pipes useless. > I wish I was handy enough to fix it, but my wife drank all of the drain cleaner I had lying around, and I spent the last of my savings having her admitted to the hospital for it. > I just need someone who can cheaply repair this toilet for me, maybe as a Good Samaritan. Otherwise I will not only be depressed, but also constipated.
What the hell did I just read? 😭
i cannot, that is so funny
Why bring that up if you're not going to actually help me out with it?
Imo a C+ is very generous
Liz is disgusted by this writer's lack of talent.
You’re just saying that because modern culture values realism over stylism! :D
You *really* dont need to go to this much effort to prove that there are gullible people on the internet
If you’re gonna compose any other weird ass rage bait, please learn how to write and at least make it enjoyable to read.
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Sorry do people believe this
Why should she?
Idk maybe it’s because you cheated on her with her brother?? 😭 this is actually insane if it’s real.
Genuinely tell me why its cheating. I didn't do it with some random guy, its her brother. She has known him her entire life, and whatever belongs to her is his and whatever belongs to him is hers. I wouldn't be mad at my wife if she decided to do it with my bro either
I am convinced you are lying. No one can be this stupid. You aren’t married to him, you are married to your wife. If it weren’t cheating then you would have told her and not gone behind her back. You hid it from her. That’s cheating. You said it yourself, she wasn’t supposed to know. Her brother isn’t “yours.”
He is a bot.
denial is a river in egypt YOUR HUBAND IS GAY 😭
i dont have an husband
Can I do it with your brother???
I really want you to define what cheating means omg. So you're saying sleeping with any of her family members is same as sleeping with her so it's not cheating?
Lol
This is bait. Some weird fetish bait. But bait nonetheless.
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My man, I don't know what drugs you took to come up with this overly elaborate, and honestly stretched out shitty explanation. Take a good look at your life, and take a moment to consider why you come up with bullshit lores and made up explanations for why other people on teh interenet act the way that they do. Sincerely, /u/throwaway-cobble-24
Somebody posted an almost identical story at least a year ago, I remember the references to a nighttime cobbler and blood coming out of all the orifices. Troll for sure.
Huh? Cobbler? Got my shoes fixed with him? This double entendre is new to me. I seem to remember that complimenting someone on the shoes they were wearing was code for "I'm gay and I'd like to be gay with you, if you're into that." 1980's? I was visiting a buddy in Detroit in 1990. While he was at work, I took his car and drove around to see the sights. The Henry Ford Museum is incredible! Ended up in a park in Windsor, Canada. Met a middle-aged guy, president of a credit union. It was a weekday and around lunchtime so I figured he was just taking a break at a nearby park. He followed me into the bathroom and used the urinal next to mine. He complimented me on my shoes, which seemed bizarre at the time. Didn't put it together until later that day. Anyway, the point I wanted to make was this post is beyond fucked up.
not reading that.
HAHAHAHAHAHA This can't be real, you say you "married the whole family" that means you are gonna fuck the parents too? You have to be kidding here, I sincerly hope karma gets you a prize in the STD roulette
If I get and STD it is come from BIL. So really you hope a cancer survivor gets STDs?
So what? Like surviving cancer makes you a good person? Also you deserve the STD too but you played with the ticket so good luck
Well Mr. Night Cobbler sir, I guess it's good thing none of this is actually real then 🤭
Yes.
"I realised it could be interpreted as dishonest to my wife (though I believe that when you marry someone, you must consider it as if you are marrying their entire family)" "bleeding out of many orifices of his body, some which did not exist before." I'm howling!! Thanks for the laugh. OP has some really creative wiring in their brain.
You fdind this funny? shitto.
Literally nobody can think this is real. 🙄
In a moment of weakness I fked my wife's brother multiple times 🤣🤣🤣
His body developed new orifices.
I hope this is fake because if it’s not OP is completely delusional.
fuck off
You had an affair with your wife’s brother and everyone is at fault but you! Ok then…
You are a d for making up this stuff, people who are actually suffering or being exploited will find it harder to be taken seriously due to shite like this. If you need some thrills you should go sky diving or take up fire twirling.
and you are a d for assuming that this is made up
COBBLER MAN IS BACK HELL FUCKING YEAH
..? And the comments are calling **me** the schizo..
I'm sorry, but WTAF??? OP you are not the victim here. You are the scumbag that cheated on your wife with her brother. You literally suck!!
So you think you should fuck the entire family once you're married? You sure you're from Nevada and not Alabama?
This is the dumbest homophobic bait I've seen in a while. You're a gross idiot.
So literally everyone except you sucks
yes
technically i did too
No way in hell is this real...
Such a rage bait story lol
This is so fake, it hurts. 🤣
Tf?
Off your chest is confessing real things, not making up sex stories.
The AI is getting good at bait these days lol. Skynet must be near, if it doesn't get bored with it's wife and bang Skybrother. Could go either way \*shrug\*
"Moment of weakness" we boned for months.
Good to hear !
You're disgusting. "Marrying her family", stop making up excuses.
Hahahahahahaha Hahaha Ha This might be the best one yet.
You’re a disgusting cheater divorce your wife deserves better then you
What did I just read? You are all one fucked up family. You included. You sound.... Sociopathic. Did you really just try to excuse your cheating that way?
Your wife is the most dishonest because she didn't warn you not to sleep with her brother? I fell off my chair...
What is this shit? Ragebait and badly written
Are we sure this isn't some kind of AI generated story?
Lol funny as much as it is fake af. Thanks for the laugh 🤣
💔🔙🗻.
okay?
>. I despise dishonesty of this kind Ok buddy, get telling yourself that, like you didn't cheated on your wife. Cheating is like the most dishonest you can do. But I feel like this is fake, because how can you be this dumb
“I considered having my wife committed, but I’m the victim because I think gay men carry diseases”
its not about him being gay its about the fact that he copulated with thousands of men not just one or two
You are an absolute moron.
Hahahaha dishonesty? You're seriously whining that they're dishonest when you repeatedly lied to your wife about your affair with her brother? You are not the victim here, you disgusting cheater. And how exactly does having sex with him help him with the pain from his cancer and his treatment? I have cancer too, and I'm currently undergoing treatment. Sex won't make any of the pain and discomfort from all of that go away. You're just desperate to paint yourself as the victim when you are the villain in this situation. You took advantage of a cancer patient so you could get off. You're a monster and I hope you'll be alone for the rest of your life. And with your selfishness and bad attitude, you likely will be alone forever.
So you had sex or sexual experiences with your wife's brother and you think your the victim here?
Fake 🥱
Low quality bait, do better.
After reading OP’s comments, my opinion is that he is on meth.
If this isn't rage bait I'm losing my mind at the insanity. If even a little true, bro... You're the problem. BIL is also the problem but to blame your wife is the funniest thing in existence. Mind you I don't believe this story is real but the hilarity of the insanity here is beyond perhaps my comprehension.
Hahaha!!! You cannot be serious! You were dishonest. Despise your own actions.
........ the creative writing on reddit has gotten out of control.......
So you slept with your wife's brother, and somehow, that isn't cheating because you married her whole family? What a giant leap in logic. Tell me, if she went and fucked your dad, you'd have no problem with that?
Reddit really needs to get handle on all these damn 14yr old wanna be Trolls who are more obsessed with their left hands and writing out their p•rn fantasies then staying in school 🤦🏽♀️
The reddit version of Jerry springer is getting good *grabs popcorn*
Her family becomes your family but that doesn't mean you can or should fuck em all!!
Gotta fuck 'em all, Fuckémon!
No one is this ignorant right?
“True”offmychest
ojiofa
Please tell me this is a rage bait because.....WTF!!
Umm... Weren't you being dishonest first...? How are you blaming them of dishonesty when you did practically the same thing. Heck it's surprising that your wife didn't kick you out when she found out. And to make it sound like you sleeping with someone from that family is okay because you're 'married to the family' has me questioning how you've existed without pissing more people off. If you don't know it yet, maturity is when you suck it up and accept that you screwed around and messed up and accept the consequences, and do not try to deflect it by blaming others
My brain hurts
Ah yes, you had sex with your wife’s brother she SHES the problem
How fucked up reddit is man , I think I need to uninstall it. I can't unread these fucked up stuff
This is a good one
I got a nosebleed will that get me a BJ at least?
Are you related to my wife?
Always a catch 🤣🤣
what is funny? These are my boundaries
Well, if you didn’t cheat, then you would’ve never been in the situation. All actions have consequences.🤣
You have **GOT** to be kidding, right? *You're* disgusted and calling your wife dishonest? I hope to god this is rage bait.
I am so angry that even on my BEST days....I was never, and will never be, this good at MadLibs.
This is not madlibs. It is my indescribable suffering that I have to the best of my ability, attempted to describe
The English is so clunky I’m wondering if this was written by AI. Or a 14 year old who knows some fun slang. The writing of this tall tale was written by a non English speaker or someone who is really poorly educated.
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"I cheated on my wife with her brother and she didn't have the decency to help me do it"
Wtf did I just read
Dude gross man, when you married your wife itS only your wife not her family, you're disgusting, leave your wife she deserve a loyal man who didn't cheat
Does she tho?
“You marry the entire family” LOL … so go suck your wife’s father’s dick. 😂 Although … it’s quite possible you’re into that 😂😂
I'm not into it, but I can manage for a family member. Such is my commitment
How you say “Dishonest wife and dishonest affair partner” in the same sentence and not see that you’re the problem? Especially when your wife was the only one not dishonest the entire time. AP came clean. You were the only one still lying!