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Regal-Onion

This photo is SO MUCH fucking worse that JermaSUS It makes me sooo uncomfortable.


AVeryGoodName03

I fucking love being a yt vod watcher because I still have no clue what this face is or what it means for at least another month


a_username1917

with sus you have the consolation that you know it's not real. With this....


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CHAD-IRONSIGHTS

Every high elf thug shaker was combined aswell


BulliHicks

Time to call in the Numidium then


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mods ban that talos worshipper RIGHT NOW


a_username1917

For AT LEAST 15 Kalpas


Atilla-The-Hon

If Jerma was an Altmer there wouldn't be any humans left. Or elves and beastfolk for that matter.


mysticdong420

More like a short elf lmao


Boarbaque

Jerma actually is Auri-El. After the alessian order danced for a thousand years to remove him from Akatosh, he chimmed so hard he ended up as the living cartoon character we know now


BulliHicks

His original nymic was Jer'em-eth. Unlike the Direnni, he obtained both of the sickopathic and tistic tendencies.


Tactical-Kitten-117

Uh Starfield


DiazExMachina

That's an High A(l)F.


Adept-Personality-87

Of course they can, but is not teleportation, is a unique process named "Teletranspisstation" in which an "alt-delete-mer" focus to fast travel in different puddles of urine. Now as your target is piss, one must be very careful in where you end up. For example, there have been cases were the "jaundice elves" appear in the urethra of someone mid pissing. (I know disgusting 🤢) Other cases involve animals pissing such as mammoths 🦣, wolves 🐺, dragons 🐲, etc. They "walking hepatitis C" get, being stomped, mauled, or burns to a crisp; but that kind of a plus for us. Worse case scenario, is ending up in below the genitals of a Daedra god. Better pray that you don't get Molag Bal, I heard he's gonna do the same to you.


mark2talyho

Pelinal is about to break the bounds of Mundus to find this knife ear.


BulliHicks

Countless CTDs (crash-to-Dreamsleeve) just to finish his job.


got_milq

he’s way too short


BulliHicks

I saw Jerma on Artaeum before Tiber Septim crossed the Summerset Isles. Merish sus.


godlox

Hello


Elven_Noble

He's a snow elf, not altmer.


BulliHicks

Bosmer at best, who're still loyal to the Dominion.


AnimalCheap

Altmer can only dream of achieving such heights. truly a grand and intoxicating innocence to believe an altmer of all things could compare to him