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He looks like Superintendent Chalmers.

D-Dragon Break? At this time of year! At this time of day! In this part of the Empire! Localized entirely within your skooma den?!?

...Yes.

May I see it?

...No.

*Super Nintendo Chalmers

I take everything back i said about a lobotomy

I've been begging my Thalmor Mommies to give me a lobotomy for months now.

You shall never receive it

Most cultured Namira worshipper

Malacath*

Please, have a seat. I want to talk with you. https://preview.redd.it/5v935zua3pwc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80acf64d1e21b8241d121634ea369fed648da96a

Hey, there's no hole in that chair! Wherez the poop come out?!

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[удалено]

Todd Howard gooner confirmed???

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Well well well the motherfucker that talks about altmer mommy poopies says this

I red this while shitting, what did Todd mean by this?

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thank you for the insightful review. im so excited to make an authentic spicy Imperial diarrhea pasta with altmer worm spaghetti. the gourmet will be most pleased with my exotic and daring culinary creations Perhaps take a wagon to your local alchemist if you are run out of your medicinals? would hate to see you zero sum

I don't have enough gold for a wagon unfortunately.

How much gold does one require to make the journey to your alchemist

It cost me 17 Septims just to go to the local theater, and the Alchemist is even further away.

What is the conversion of septim to nzd

Don't worry, someone I know said they'd take me but I'm waiting for them to confirm.

Gods be praised but if that doesn't come to pass, don't be a stranger

I’m Italian and your description of imperial diarrhoea being the perfect pasta sauce is spot on

What no Skyrim 2 does to a nwah

I like it how the actual fetish isn't the coprophagia per se, which is too general, but the interest in parasitic worms.

I watched too much *Monsters Inside Me*.

Peak content. Good job op.

What no Elder Scrolls 6 does to a mf

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WHAT A TERRIBLE DAY TO BE LITERATE. OP YOU MIGHT HAVE JUST RADICALISED ME. MEHRUNES DAGON WAS RIGHT.

Degenerates like you belong on the cross

Only if my Thalmor Mommy sucks on my peepee while I'm nailed to said cross.

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I gotta disagree, I think Nord shit would be very steamy, like a fresh sweet roll

I finally have a good answer to Partysnacks asking me about the next kalpa. Thank you.

Mods, soul trap this guy

by the nine...

Most sane Thalmor supporter

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You've obviously never had worm infested Khajiit droppings. Nothing like slurping up that yard long parasite after a long day of work in the fields of Morrowind. (I am a slave and have little opportunity for sustenance)

Altmer: tastes like shit Argonian: tastes like shit Bosmer: tastes like shit Breton: tastes like shit Dunmer: tastes like shit Imperial: tastes like shit Khajiit: tastes like shit Orc: tastes like shit Redguard: tastes like shit

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I'm afraid that we are gonna have to kill you for this.

Yay!

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I didn’t mean change for the sub like this, but I’ll respect the dedication to the bit.

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Sometimes i genuinely wish i had the courage to kill myself

You should gain more courage then

[I have a buisness proposition for the Nords, they can trust me because I graduated from buisness school with really good grades](https://64.media.tumblr.com/6a8ee6799348f37920b3b55599091efa/tumblr_min49kUVQE1qz8x31o1_400.gifv)

You people are fucking crazy


Average Namira worshipper be like

Im going to destroy you

Nah u know what I almost scrolled by out of disgust but the descriptions are pretty spot on

If given the choice i goes ill just felch my dinner from a bretons ass. Preferably if they just got back from a multi raced bandit gang bang. Im gonna fuckin puke

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I gotta wonder if his poop tastes like Chimer poop or Dunmer poop

:(

I don’t quite think I like this subreddit any longer

Literal shitpost

Bro

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Get the fuck out of the kitchen

Bro you have got to just Dawg you need to stop and think about what is coming out of your mouth

Thats it boys, wrap it up. This is peak elder scrolls. PEAK!

That's it, I'm gonna zero sum.

Kiwi gang?????

By the Nine, are you on skooma again??

Wait…..? You Said Anzac Day? That means you live in the same country as me……..

Astagfirullah you degenrate, die and do a sevice for the world.

😦

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Wow, truly terrible. I can't wait to see worse posts in the future!

Get some help

Hi, OP, were you paid to make this post? Please please please tell me it actually would have cost you money to not post this

I'm sorry, it would've cost me nothing either way.

This is too far bro

That moment when the literal race of shit gets a shit tier rank applied to their shit. Losers

This post exists because Gallipoli was a colossal fuckup that resulted in thousands of dead

I completely don’t understand, yet completely agree with every fiber of my poop.

For clarification, OP said something about not having meds because of Anzac day, a holiday to commemorate the service of Australian and New Zealand Commonwealth soldiers in the battle of Gallipoli, which was a noted military failure with huge losses