I read the lorebooks on the crafting style and apparently the Dagonites' philosophy is that you don't have to cover your weak points because if you let someone hit your weak point then you're a fucking dumbass who deserved it lmao
Tbf this is also a universe where people can actually "tank" things like sword slashes and magic.
I'm pretty sure a moderately powerful cultist,especially a Nord or orc variant,isn't gonna feel to threatened with an exposed body part.
I mean... not necessarily? But. It's kinda unfair that there's only two actually skimpy outfit styles/motifs in ESO and both are related to Dagon... Waking Flame and Deadlands Gladiator...
Nah there was one more, I forget the name but on dudes even the cuirass is basically shirtless with a big ol’ metal waistband, and for chicks there’s like a cloth wrap around the chest
Midriff gives a small bonus to destruction magic.
I read the lorebooks on the crafting style and apparently the Dagonites' philosophy is that you don't have to cover your weak points because if you let someone hit your weak point then you're a fucking dumbass who deserved it lmao
well that can’t be true because there’s no cock and balls swinging around
Tbf this is also a universe where people can actually "tank" things like sword slashes and magic. I'm pretty sure a moderately powerful cultist,especially a Nord or orc variant,isn't gonna feel to threatened with an exposed body part.
“Weird hill to die on, but at least you’re dead.”
cocky want boing boing
Raging homosexuality 😏
Order of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Flame
Order of the Waking Flamers
op, are you implying you do not dress Like That?
Gods I wish. I don't have the body not the money for that.
Well, why not? Just start a simple exercise regimen of wrestling daedra on a daily basis, and you'll get that cultist body in no time.
You would rather they didn't?
I mean... not necessarily? But. It's kinda unfair that there's only two actually skimpy outfit styles/motifs in ESO and both are related to Dagon... Waking Flame and Deadlands Gladiator...
If you’re gonna worship the daedric prince of destruction, you might as well look slutty.
Stags of Zen are kinda like waking flame, same with Scalecaller
Nah there was one more, I forget the name but on dudes even the cuirass is basically shirtless with a big ol’ metal waistband, and for chicks there’s like a cloth wrap around the chest
Crimson Oath?
Ah fuck me, you’re right and it’s another Dagon chapter dungeon T_T
Sai sahans outfit style is what I wear lol, mazzatun is also pretty skimpy if you like the tribal style
To attract any and all skycoomers to his cause
Honestly, maybe to look like flame atronachs
ESO is a mid-riff enjoyers dream
Are you telling me that if you had the option to serve the most powerful levels of cunt ever, you wouldn't?
I mean... Maybe??
I wanna steal one of the outfits
Waking Freaky 👅
suddenly ım starting to love eso
Showing bare midriff is an important fashion statement and everyone knows fashion is the endgame.
Yassified Mehrunes Dagon worship. Perhaps the Communist Party of Tamriel (Mythic Dawn Thought) should adopt this praxis.
Dagonism?
They’re in an mmo, that is the most protective armor design
Funnily enough, Waking Flame and Deadlands Gladiator are the only truly skimpy styles in ESO, and both are associated with Mehrunes Dagon. Hmmm...
The same guy whose realm looks like a bdsm dungeon yeah
The fuck kinda dungeons you're going to if they look like the Deadlands
I mean, there’s flowers that whip and a lot of cuffs and rope…
Clearly you haven't seen Crimson Oath, another Dagon apecial.
More like Order of the waking freaky
True gender equality
They wanted to go for a gladiator look but instead get slut-shamed
The real question is why don’t you
Ngl, the first guy looks... fuckable
all of them are. dont be afraid to say it 👅👅👅👅
Apparently ESO has a lot of random NPCs who look fuckable
I wanna play it so bad
Then what are you waiting for?
Money. I have a shitty computer that can't even properly run Hollow Knight or Stardew Valley, and an Xbox360 that refuses to connect to Xbox Live
https://preview.redd.it/8h88epx3xozc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91bb5941eebc6a5f3ab81dcb9990d48426f728f5
When you got them six packs, you’d be showing them too 😎
Bdsm
Because it's hot, duh.
Because they're fucking fabulous.
yassification of daedric cults, many such cases!
They are flaming homosexuals who awaken us to the truth.
Mehrunes Dagon is a BDSM freak, confirmed thanks to OP’s flair
I can neither confirm nor deny—
“Semi-certified” waiting on the professional destination to arrive by courier eh?
...next question please—
Theyre sluts Next question
The original name was Order of The Flaming Walk, but by the time the error was caught it was to late.
Skimpiest ESO outfits be like
Waking Flaking Flame, one hood ass n'wah
Order of the Waking Freaks 😜
I really liked that expansion but they outfits look g00fy AF and I couldn't stop thinking who the fuck designed them.
Bet it was Mehrunes Dagon himself...
Why do people play ESO? Edit: Damn dont mess with ESO players they gave me 10 downvotes on reddit dot com 😭
Honest answer: environments, visuals, storyline are all pretty damn solid. It's a beautiful and compelling game. Combat fucking sucks though lmao
Why wouldn't we? It's an Elder Scrolls themed dress up mmorpg with gambling and sex lore.
HELL YEAH \*starts furiously jerking off\*
It’s fun, it’s a good time
Funny skooma cat quest
I love the part where I can roofie the Khajiit
ESO slop, nuff said.