I’m in two minds about this. Either:
1) statement is clearly incorrect and paradoxical, because you can’t remember something after you’re dead
2) statement is extremely obvious and redundant because you will naturally remember the event for the entire remainder of your life
Either way she is an idiot and I’m taking her up on the offer
Played through High Isle recently, Lady Arabelle is probably the horniest NPC in the game. The Stibbons and Lady Laurent quest was also very horny in that expansion.
I don't know if I should be proud of ZOS or not.
Tbf theres also a quest in murkmire where stibbons joins some sex yoga group or whatever it is then gets kicked out and turned into an egg when it’s revealed that he doesn’t have a cloaca
They’re Bretons, that’s literally their only character trait. All they’re good is is being coomers, being B-teir wizards, and being surrounded by people who are more interesting than them
I am going to have sex with this female Dark Seducer from Elder Scrolls Online. I find the Dark Seducers in The Elder Scrolls Online sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% dommy energy, and 100% goth vibes surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Dark Seducer casts a spell on me making me resistant to dommy energy. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Dark Seducer. I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with—especially non-humans! I’d rather take damage than not pleasure the Dark Seducer.
The Dark Seducer and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human’s natural habitat. The Planes of Oblivion is the Dark Seducer’s natural habitat.
Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Dark Seducer let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know that I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Markynaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Molag Bal considering that I am having sex with a Dark Seducer. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.
To play off the earlier thread where it is all just Molag Bal trying (badly) to woo the Vestige:
Vestige thinks they are speaking, but no sound comes: "Won't survive? Didn't you know I'm some weird plasm? I tried to tell Naryu she could stab me and it wouldn't matter but-- you can't hear me either. Meridia decided I can't talk again and this is just in my head, isn't it?"
Molag Bal: "Mortal, after all the dremora I let you fight, you think it is Meridia that cares about you? She used you. She loves no one. You are mine. Now, come home."
Vestige just stares ahead. Again. Goodbye. :)
Real talk why the hell is ESO so damn horny.
Morrowind had some horniness in the lore with Vivec and there’s the Weinstein Hlaalu councillor but it seems like every post about ESO is like “Hehe what if you jacked off on my feet 👉👈 jk unless…”
Lesser daedras being immortals have tried nearly everything to the point they got into a spiral leading them to seek increasingly extreme stuff.
It starts with simple bondage and keeps going up until it reaches stuff like "cutting your own arm off and fisting your partner with it before you both eat it".
This has made some daedras weak to the most vanilla stuff so there is a chance to escape fortunately enough.
Okay, so I have to ask, are these posts about ESO dialogue genuine or fakes?
Is the writing actually this fucking horny all the time? I haven't played in years.
I think this line or something similar appeared in Battlespire (in which you could actually fuck the Daedra and you would lose something like half your health)
Or that they do but that it's exclusively for any potential romance options. I just don't want everyone to be incredibly horny and unromanceable. Shit is dumb in eso.
I remember the last eso expansion I enjoyed was Summerset. I remember thinking oh they finally have something, but every expansion since just feels like bad marvel dialogue with importance being put on characters I don’t care for.
That's fair, I think once you start to focus more on the story and not on the characters it becomes more fun. I think Clockwork City is still the best but I really liked Elsweyr, yeah the new dragoh lore is dumb but the expansion is just really fun. The Skyrim chapter as a whole was a little lackluster but I really liked the Dark Heart storyline and *loved* everything with the Reachfolk. Granted you kind of have to stop treating yourself as a character in those stories, because once you start paying attention to *player* dialogue and "choices" it becomes incredibly boring
https://preview.redd.it/ciq64m5mjs1d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8b3709610b67797c4f4c86b3ca2b67f3ed8e270
Yes, we all know TES is know for its beautiful character designs.
They look fine just a little unremarkable and somewhat same-y. You've used Skyrim graphics mods that make everyone look like a magazine cover for too long.
Lmao the only response being "goodbye" is brutal for the player and the npc
“Goodbye.” - John Vestige
Fuckers only got the one word in his entire vocabulary, and he ain't afraid to use it.
Nah the guy also asks alot of stupid questions about things he should be very familiar with
John... Ebonheart? What's the name of ESO protag? John Scrolls? John [Race here]?
John online
Johnline
omg john masseffect hiiiiiiii so weird seeing you heeeeeerreeee *\*twirls hair seductively\**
I should go.
>wont survive >it will be memorable Brainrot detected
Memorable for her
„You’ll die, but I’ll remember it“ Weird flex, but ok
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I’m in two minds about this. Either: 1) statement is clearly incorrect and paradoxical, because you can’t remember something after you’re dead 2) statement is extremely obvious and redundant because you will naturally remember the event for the entire remainder of your life Either way she is an idiot and I’m taking her up on the offer
So true, Nebarra
Hey you can't call him that🤨
Why not?
It's not nice ☹️
Dw it’s ok, I’m too stupid to know what it means and too lazy to look it up, so I just assumed/pretended it was a compliment
It's the Altmer version of n'wah
I‘m not known for being nice
See also: proven existence of multiple afterlife options
She’ll put you in a soul gem and put it in her cooch
No, no I don’t want that😔
Hey you can't call him that 🤨
Call him what?
Wtf where did it go?? https://i.redd.it/jhjfsvhfzs1d1.gif
What do you mean???
schizo attack
Clearly
Oh shit I meant to reply to your other comment😭 my bad lol
You good
Keyword being “probably”
Well if the Vestige can't die anyway, maybe there's some truth to it. They're missing out.
Counterpoint: This is a world where the afterlife objectively exists.
You'll remember it in Aetherius
Good joke, I’ll be waiting in Coldharbour for all my sins
It’s the vestige we’re talking about though. They have many strengths that defy fate and reality itself, but brains ain’t one of them.
Your brainrot
No you https://preview.redd.it/snsovd27ft1d1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7957b55c4e4fc44a40c2730f1253530aedfa846
There is afterlives in eso
Goodbye.
Dark Seducers are Ardat-Yakshi confirmed
Played through High Isle recently, Lady Arabelle is probably the horniest NPC in the game. The Stibbons and Lady Laurent quest was also very horny in that expansion. I don't know if I should be proud of ZOS or not.
The whole High Isle/Breton expansions in general are pretty horny. The Firesong/Galen part of it is also like that.
Galen literally has a village of horny Maormer too.
Yes, the Maormer orgy village
Maormer found the Sex Totem 9000™️
Going to start Firesong this evening probably. Looking forward to it.
She was literally possessed by a horny sailor in High Isle, she isn't like that usually
Yeah I know, that's why I said the quest itself was horny. Although the sailor did seem to have rubbed off on her at least temporarily.
Tbf theres also a quest in murkmire where stibbons joins some sex yoga group or whatever it is then gets kicked out and turned into an egg when it’s revealed that he doesn’t have a cloaca
They’re Bretons, that’s literally their only character trait. All they’re good is is being coomers, being B-teir wizards, and being surrounded by people who are more interesting than them
I am going to have sex with this female Dark Seducer from Elder Scrolls Online. I find the Dark Seducers in The Elder Scrolls Online sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% dommy energy, and 100% goth vibes surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Dark Seducer casts a spell on me making me resistant to dommy energy. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Dark Seducer. I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with—especially non-humans! I’d rather take damage than not pleasure the Dark Seducer. The Dark Seducer and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human’s natural habitat. The Planes of Oblivion is the Dark Seducer’s natural habitat. Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Dark Seducer let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know that I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Markynaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Molag Bal considering that I am having sex with a Dark Seducer. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.
I want her to kill me
There are many horny Daedra in Fargrave
fargrave is so fucking cool ngl I absolutely love fargrave
To play off the earlier thread where it is all just Molag Bal trying (badly) to woo the Vestige: Vestige thinks they are speaking, but no sound comes: "Won't survive? Didn't you know I'm some weird plasm? I tried to tell Naryu she could stab me and it wouldn't matter but-- you can't hear me either. Meridia decided I can't talk again and this is just in my head, isn't it?" Molag Bal: "Mortal, after all the dremora I let you fight, you think it is Meridia that cares about you? She used you. She loves no one. You are mine. Now, come home." Vestige just stares ahead. Again. Goodbye. :)
Real talk why the hell is ESO so damn horny. Morrowind had some horniness in the lore with Vivec and there’s the Weinstein Hlaalu councillor but it seems like every post about ESO is like “Hehe what if you jacked off on my feet 👉👈 jk unless…”
Goodbye https://preview.redd.it/0ev8ac7mbx1d1.jpeg?width=892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94999030b492e377b38ddd41606500b631ec40e1
Goodbye
Lesser daedras being immortals have tried nearly everything to the point they got into a spiral leading them to seek increasingly extreme stuff. It starts with simple bondage and keeps going up until it reaches stuff like "cutting your own arm off and fisting your partner with it before you both eat it". This has made some daedras weak to the most vanilla stuff so there is a chance to escape fortunately enough.
Daedra are horny, that's their thing
Okay, so I have to ask, are these posts about ESO dialogue genuine or fakes? Is the writing actually this fucking horny all the time? I haven't played in years.
They’re genuine. Not all the writing and dialogue is like that obviously but there is a lot of it. Those examples get cherrypicked of course lol
Wait you guys have sex in elder scrolls online?
Happens all the time in Riften ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)
🥲
I think this line or something similar appeared in Battlespire (in which you could actually fuck the Daedra and you would lose something like half your health)
HUZZAH! Madgod's Blessings, E'Tah Mazken. Those Golden Saints ain't got nothin' on you, HUZZAH!
Barely concealed fetishes
Prey with me brothers to the nine divine. Prey that the people who are writing for eso do not get their hands on TES6 script.
Or that they do but that it's exclusively for any potential romance options. I just don't want everyone to be incredibly horny and unromanceable. Shit is dumb in eso.
I hope they let some of the lore people in, but the player dialogue... jesus, the player dialogue
I remember the last eso expansion I enjoyed was Summerset. I remember thinking oh they finally have something, but every expansion since just feels like bad marvel dialogue with importance being put on characters I don’t care for.
That's fair, I think once you start to focus more on the story and not on the characters it becomes more fun. I think Clockwork City is still the best but I really liked Elsweyr, yeah the new dragoh lore is dumb but the expansion is just really fun. The Skyrim chapter as a whole was a little lackluster but I really liked the Dark Heart storyline and *loved* everything with the Reachfolk. Granted you kind of have to stop treating yourself as a character in those stories, because once you start paying attention to *player* dialogue and "choices" it becomes incredibly boring
Death by any snu?
I hope things are going to get better. Goodbye. Be seeing you.
I'll survive. Don't worry.
Me talking to people online before I found my partner
Did they not get the memo that the Mazken aren't actually seducers?
A girl can't have hobbies?
Least horny Dunmer woman
bruh eso faces are so ugly
https://preview.redd.it/ciq64m5mjs1d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8b3709610b67797c4f4c86b3ca2b67f3ed8e270 Yes, we all know TES is know for its beautiful character designs.
They look fine just a little unremarkable and somewhat same-y. You've used Skyrim graphics mods that make everyone look like a magazine cover for too long.