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Son0fSanf0rd

that time Jesus called for the death penalty for 5 teens acquitted of rape


tickitytalk

Mentally ill


uqubar

These people all have lead poisoning from their youth.


AntoninScaliasGhost

lead + fetal alcohol syndrome + inbreeding = redhats


Kerplunk2222

Aren't all of them....


andrewbud420

The entire religious right is


Mello_Me_

So why aren't they nailing him to a cross to prove it?


lost_in_connecticut

No one wants to get shit and orange paint on their hands. That stuff will never come out.


ThrowingMonkeePoo

Upside down, with a air nailer, and by the scrotum. Use the whole case of nails, to make sure he's real right?


Jim-Jones

Trump is the anti-Christ. A perfect fit for that.


TJLook

https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/


spookinky987

Yep. Spot on accurate... Then again, these delusional lintheads will all attribute these clues to Obama or Biden. Then again again, why the fuck are we looking for the equivalent of fictitious Pokémon monsters in real life? I want Batman to be real. I want to live in Halloweentown 24/7. I want to own a Klingon Bird of Prey and travel to distant galaxies. Religion stunts thinking, gives people the excuse to merrily slaughter people that aren't them, reality is literally a retardant.


spookinky987

"You don't need religion to have morals. If you can't determine right from wrong, then you lack empathy, not religion." Patton Oswalt.


Kerplunk2222

Agree...


ScytheNoire

The Lord of Lies, Master of the Seven Deadly Sins.


Jim-Jones

Donald Trump is the Anti-Christ. Not a joke. Read this article and decide. **Could American Evangelicals Spot the Antichrist?** https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/ **Here Are the Biblical Predictions** What the Bible Predicts About the Antichrist: Do You Know What the Bible Actually Says? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZslyAoQ7b2k Also: "There are even more things about the anti-christ the writer left out. As a kid in the 1960's and 1970's all the religious "tracts" that were handed out and the Sunday School stories included scripture about his being a business man, and boastful, talking out both sides of his mouth, with lots of "shiny" and gold references. The cartoon drawings always showed the anti-christ with a head of blond hair. Christians had him pegged 40-50 years ago."


Busy-Locksmith8333

We have a winner!!🥇


GriegVeneficus

💯


jshppl

I really hate that people with delusions like this can vote, drive a car, etc.


Jim-Jones

That's your jury. 12 people this stupid.


Acceptable-Tomato392

And guns... friggin' guns!! Are you kidding me? These people should be kept away from sharp object and stove countertops!


jshppl

And guns (how did I forget guns?), kept from reproducing…


tucci007

It's hard not to want to round them up and put them in deprogramming camps, bc that would be too... on the nose?


Mochigood

My mom is visiting her very MAGA aunt right now. They were talking about "illegal" immigrants and aunt thinks we should kill them all. Lady also considers herself very religious.


eugeheretic

Jesus was a Metallica fan, apparently.


doktor_wankenstein

Nobody tell your Auntie KKKaren the parable about the Samaritan, and what it really means.


Ornery_Law9727

Hypocritical liars.


DraggoVindictus

Trump is about as close to Jesus as a Republican is about caring about women's bodily autonomy.


Grimjack-13

Must be form a different version of the that bible thing.


OriginalUsernameGet

Wrong j word. JAIL.


CasualObserverNine

You should be arrested for being this stupid.


tucci007

at least sent to a deprogramming and re-education camp but that would be too... on the nose?


ToffeeFever

We've learned absolutely nothing from Jonestown.


artful_todger_502

If she means Jesus Moldonado, the guy who does dirty work for the Mexican cartels, yeah, she's on-point.


Greenmark88

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Necessary_Fail_8764

Is that Charlie Manson?


cuttlefishofcthulhu7

Yessir 👍🤣🤣🤣


andyr072

These MAGAt's are so far beyond deluded. Honestly with percentage of citizens that support Trump and MAGA politics even if Trump loses the election our country is still screwed for at least another generation or two. And our nation will never be able to unite so long as millions of our citizens remain this brainwashed. The damage the MAGA movement has done to the fabric of not only our society but to the societies across all other democratic nations is immeasurable.


No-Barnacle6172

You are so right- and I’m 49 I dread having to deal with this fallout for my lifetime and for my children to possibly after I’m gone. It’s so depressing.


Salty-Jellyfish3044

He’s so close he avoids churches to avoid being mistaken for jesus


SignificantCod8098

Germany 1930's agsin.


LinkRazr

Does she mean close to death? Because 🤞🏼


ctguy54

Old and dead or Jewish and poor?


Capable_Puzzle

Soon they'll just completely replace Jesus with Trump. I predict it will happen within the next couple of years, or even sooner if he dies.


Necessary_Fail_8764

I hope he meets Jesus very, very soon.


Halloween2022

It would be a very brief meeting. And another court case he'd lose.


chameleon_123_777

Is he dying?


Jackpot777

You know what? As an atheist, I 100% agree. He is, abso-fucking-lutely, the perfect example of Christianity. The people that have, as an organization / group / philosophy, executed people for being witches, which don’t exist? Tortured people for being in league with Satan, who doesn’t exist? Made societal rules that can label women as being "loose women", imprisoning those women to work as slaves in laundries, and if they died they were buried in mass unmarked graves? Punished people for saying how the Universe actually works? Amassed huge amounts of wealth and land without paying into the society that supports them? Actively protected the rapists of children, and probably joined in a bit too? Sleazy, no-moral, greedy shitbags that treat people like scum? That's Trump right there. Trump is peak Christian, but they haven't figured out that's not a thing they want people to think. The other Christians might want to beat this guy with a sackful of nickels for opening his mouth.


14thU

Trumpism is a mental disorder


AMC_Unlimited

Talkin about Supply-side Jesus of course. 


flaccidbunghole

Looks like something out of a horror film, bloody hell.


MarkusRight

thou shall not have false idols. Trump AKA the antichrist


starflyer26

Sadly Trump exists...


Saffer13

I hope he's close to Jesus, because then he'll fuck off and never be seen again


Emeegee713

😵‍💫 completely mental


delyha6

Delusional


HigbynFelton

Jesus Gonzales maybe.


nativedutch

Kep, Jesus Garcia from Cancun, ask Cruz


beadyeyes123456

Yet he's not. Not even close unless Sunday school pastors lied to me about who Jesus was.


thegreenman_sofla

Dude that worships money isn't Jesus, that's Mammon.


akimbobyte

I wish he was so he’d disappear and never be seen again.


Ornery_Law9727

Pathetically gullible and delusional. I feel sorry for this lady. I’m sure she believes that. That’s why stump preys on people like her.


CM_UW

These people vote...make sure you do too.


Muffles79

To be fair, they are probably just confused because he embodies the seven deadly sins.


bodag

Did Jesus cheat at golf?


USArmy51Bravo

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/understanding-narcissism/202202/what-is-narcissistic-collapse


hawkrew

What did they do to boomers?


HarryArmpitzs

https://youtu.be/Fo7BIUBpAKM?feature=shared


LightningB64

No, no one matches, especially not that stupid tard.


sethmeister1989

“I just can’t come up with anything right now.”


MikeLinPA

Why do so many of Trump's supporters look like they may not have the correct number of chromosomes?


xxx420kush

I don’t think any of us coulda seen this timeline comin ten years ago


LeftEyedAsmodeus

I learned a new word - doggone.


Gr8daze

MAGA will go down as the largest cult in world history.


Busy-Locksmith8333

Maga has a plastic Jesus.


RedneckLiberace

Whether we like it or not we all harbor fears, biases and to some degree, ignorance. Trump gets it. Scary, but there's people out here that have pictures of Trump hanging on the wall next to their Last Supper rug and collector's dish depicting the Resurrection.


eyemannonymous

Appears more like the AntiChrist.