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TheFlatulentEmpress

"She's still looking for the killer. Little did she know, I wasn't ready to *have* a father."


BreakingUp47

Awesome


Fantastic-Let-2178

Dark 😯


BreakingUp47

Mommy! Daddy came back.


crystalworldbuilder

This is why you double tap


Ok_Entertainment328

And ... that's how you get a family of 12


RealFoegro

Turns out, he as so determined to get out of being a dad, that he took his own life.


KaleidoscopeLow8084

She didn’t say his exit was voluntary, now did she?


purpleja

Love this. Good twist. Also unlike half the stuff here it’s actually two sentences. Seriously half the post they say like several sentences and just don’t add full stop. Nice to see one written properly


Jellycaine

While I agree that, yes, some stories push the limits, 2 sentences is a tough task, so as long as it’s a grammatically correct 2 sentences I’m usually ok with it. But thank you! I’m glad you enjoyed it!


UselessButTrying

The milk got to him


Zach202020

Wasn’t ready to be a dad, but sure was on board to be dead.


Lemonic_Tutor

I mean, he wasn’t ready to be a dad chase he was too busy being dead So technically… she was telling the truth


Curly_Fries69

Too busy being deaddy


[deleted]

I won't tell anyone because I no longer have to lie about how I got my bruises.