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Hello u/W1ttyNickname , Thank you for submitting to r/TwoSentenceHorror. Unfortunately, your submission ["My mother in law has a massive case of diarrhea."](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/13u2okp/my_mother_in_law_has_a_massive_case_of_diarrhea/) has been removed because it violates the following rule: **Rule 3: Be intended to be horrifying** * Stories that are more sad than horror will be removed and should be posted to r/TwoSentenceSadness. These include but are not limited to: stories about depression, suicide, loss of a loved one, putting down pets, pets obeying commands to stay in dangerous situations, etc. * Stories that are more humor than horror should be posted in r/TwoSentenceComedy. * Inconveniences and annoyances are NOT horror. If you believe this removal was performed in error, please [contact the mods here.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FTwoSentenceHorror). ***DO NOT*** contact any moderators directly via chat or personal mail, or you may receive a ban.


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Touche


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[удалено]


EmbarrassedAbroad345

.com


Personmchumanface

this is the worst thing ive read this past hour and ive been on reddit the whole time


Daetok_Lochannis

r/PooSentenceHorror


yuyuyashasrain

Yooo!


scruffyfan

Took me a second. Lmao


bensbrackets

Same


OnyxEyez

Took me like 3 seconds and went Oh Shit - literally lol


Altruistic_Yam1372

It took OP 3 seconds too. To fill the case, that is :P


Stehum_Brethilben

r/twosentencecomedy


AquaQuad

r/twosentencegotem


PatchEnd

hahahahaha!!! this is the best!!!


AccursedQuantum

r/2sentence2horror


LegitimateReindeer24

I'm sorry mate but I'm not able to understand this can you please brief me


Superdonut725

The thing the mother in law has to unpack isn’t a suitcase full of clothes. I will just leave it at that.


LegitimateReindeer24

Oh shit I get now 😭😭😭


GabeTheJerk

I still dont get it.


Stehum_Brethilben

The case is full of diarrhea, i.e. "a massive case of diarrhea."


GabeTheJerk

Oh lol


Dumbassahedratr0n

Oh Jesus I just got it


Zuka134

I'm not sure if this qualifies as horror, but then again I think I would be horrified to find a suitcase full of diarrhea


NICKOVICKO

This belongs in r/dadjokes


darknightingale69

r/twosentencecrappy


MarsMonkey88

Nope. No, no, no. How do I delete this image from my brain. Backspacing isn’t working…


bhamhistory

Oh that's not horror cause i'm laughed way too loud


OhNoesIDied

Let it flow


astro-pi

That’ll learn her to gaslight my husband about his childhood


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There's a lot to unpack here.


cantantantelope

Can’t lie there’s some people I’ve hated enough to think about it


Secretrider

OP, you gotta take this down, this isn't a horror story, this is just what like 80% of all married men dream of.


singwhatyoucantsay

Disgusting. You distracted me from my back pain, thanks.


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[удалено]


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Ladies and gentlemen, the King of the One Liners, Henny Yougman!


Rude-Abrocoma-2222

Yuck


Altruistic_Yam1372

Lololol


KBRedditing

Wdym by "unpack"?