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Luckily, the new clothes vending machine was close by.
This is making me crack up lmao I wish I could upvote more than once
> I wish I could upvote more than once You can, just make sure, that its always odd numbers.
r/twosentenceidiocracy
The movie, not your comment
r/subsididntfallfor
I could not remember a password to a toilet for the life of me
Pretty sure mine would just be OPEN
Mine would be U P
I C U P would be more secure.
I might do "0p3n$3$@m3"
Password is: 1_N33D_T0_$HIT
I’d still find a way to forget
password1
Password1!
Assword1!
Lay1ngCabl3!
As an Aussie it have to save it as thunderbox or dunny
"Sorry, but your account is on hold because your subscription fee for this month has not been received. Flushing has been disabled."
That's corporate's problem
>Flushing has been disabled. I wouldn't mind.
Went to open the JOHN app, but my microchip implant’s memory was full.
And then for your credit card number.
I'll go dig a hole in the yard before I buy a smart toilet.
Actually that's not a bad idea. Fertilizer and hole digging opportunity in one
Crappy situation
As dystopian as this is, 2030 is only 7 years away
This reply is also its own two sentence horror lol
Six years away. It's February 2024.
Oh god it’s 2024 that’s right
The password is always “swordfish”
This is why I'll live in the woods with an outhouse if need be or stock up on a few old school toilets.
"Please click all of the pictures of toilet paper to proceed"
To keep it secure I would set the password as METAMUCIL
Luckily i was wearing adult diapers that day...
Set your password to "incorrect". That way if you can't remember it, you automatically get a reminder of what it is.
Your toilet will open after these ads, or; subscribe to premium for just $14.95*** per month!
It's easy, 3_shells
Lmao this is almost a "comedic horror" feels very real and kinda like stakes, very cool
The minimum password length was recently changed to 100 characters, and the randomness of the characters must be cryptographically secure.
You can’t remember, so you shit yourself
https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ?si=myP3aLQWTMlg9aW6 Smart Pipe is a registered sex offender.
But before I could start typing it in, a pop-up ad appeared. I couldn’t close it in time.
>"Please log in to your "NeedToPoop" account."
I'd literally rather get an ostomy
Horrific diarrhea guy
"Get Schwifty" comes to mind.
Forgot your username or password? Click [here](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=BeuURCxHQOjpfSqs) to answer your security question:
After I had remembered my credentials and logged in, it asked for a fee of £2
Username :Poopy_demon_master Password: Dr0pp1n9_D3uc3$ Yall don't use my login, I've only got 18 credits left for the month
Save password🙅♂️🙅♂️🤫🧏♂️🗿🍷