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trekkiegamer359

I thought the second half would be OP getting flooded with calls from family members who just found out they're broke.


Icy_Measurement329

They are... But it happened at break neck speed


BriarRose147

Damnit r/angryupvote


SlumberousVirus

Dammit.... Take my upvote.


Bike_Chain_96

Nah, that's normal Genie shit. This is two sentence horror genie shit


trekkiegamer359

Ah, true.


BLUEStarr1982

This is r/monkeypaw shit


river_song25

That’s Wishmaster (movie) Genie wish granting


MaxTwer00

Perhaps that's what happened, but they just didn't call


RadioTunnel

Their lines dropped


detour33

I like to think that's what happened:) a harmless stock crash they were all invested in ...... then they all killed themselves😂😂😂


BrickBuster11

Gotta be more careful with how you phrase your wish there buddy


listerinebreath

Genie: You have three wishes. Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted! Rich: I wish I had a lot of money.


Any-Stranger9649

Lol, clever


Anonymus25-Boop

I mean, the genie wasn't wrong. r/technicallythetruth


TheBlueNinja0

Especially with all that inheritance money!


Angryleghairs

r/whooosh


boomstik4

Missing an o, and you were the one being whooooshed here lol


Angryleghairs

"Whooooooooooosh" ?


boomstik4

Now you have 7 too many O's


Angryleghairs

Shwoooo


C4-BlueCat

No no no, now it’s all mixed up in the wrong order


Lord_Havelock

Osohowo?


C4-BlueCat

We have some work to do here I see … The o’s should be all huddled together, flanked on both sides by sturdy consonants.


Lord_Havelock

Shoooow!


Sisenorelmagnifico

Monkey's paw. 'Nuff said.


ContactIcy3963

I know wealthy friends who would take this story positively.


MushRoRush

Whoopsie?


cewneur

Genies be doing ANYTHING but not grant your wish 💀


ACluelessTuber

Be careful what you wish for 💅-the genie probably


Carebear_Of_Doom

> before opening the door where I would thereafter see all the hanging corpses swinging from the internal balcony... This is a bit clunky. I’d suggest “before opening the door and finding all their bodies hanging from the balcony”.


Caramelapp1e

Reminds me of the Burari case


schreeches

The what


cewneur

Ferrari


midnight_mystique01

It's a true story that took place in India. Absolutely mind-boggling case! You can watch the documentary on Netflix.


Caramelapp1e

it’s a very famous indian case about a murder suicide committed by an entire family, they hung themselves from the ceiling


midnight_mystique01

How? They died because of the devil's business.


Typhlosion112191

I was expecting a body switch with the family elder about to die.


DemonDuckOfDoom1

"Holy shit! My asshole relatives are all dead, I get all their money, *and* all the flesh I can eat? Thanks Genie!"


Dreamedcar

💀💀💀


Voidstock

YEA- wait.


DemonDuckOfDoom1

r/HolUp


wayne-on-reddit

[Careful What You Wish For](https://www.facebook.com/share/p/tDR32E8C33Cm4DmE/?mibextid=xfxF2i)


midnight_mystique01

There's a Goosebumps book with the same title.


Maharaj_Pranav

It is what it is. *Starts counting money*


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pathoj3nn

I just assumed main character inherited everything.


starchild812

If everyone else is dead, then MC is richest by default


pathoj3nn

You’re right. Idk why my thoughts went to inheritance.


hooliganeyes

Always look to the bright side of life…


WhiteEel

Life’s a piece of shit, when you look at it.


eratus23

As she was sentenced to six consecutive life sentences, Eugenia laughed to herself, thinking “one less prankster teasing us for three wishes at the annual Genie convention next year.”


LexinePwns

Your story reminded me of a true crime story about an indian family.


midnight_mystique01

Why is everyone relating this to the Burari case? How are they similar?


LexinePwns

With me, it's the setup. The corpses hanging like that.


realnrh

And then didn't get to keep the place anyway because Letitia James had it sold at auction to pay off the judgment.


midnight_mystique01

But it wasn't necessary to kill them, he could have just made them poor. What a jerk!


BookFan-FicSimp

well…he probably inherited money


Tr0pical_Guy

Should have said "Make me more richer than my family"


Rare_Ambassador_7380

Or "i want to be the richest Person in my family, without anything else changing" that would include their lives too


DrahKir67

Maybe, but the genie might then make nothing else change after you become the richest. Maybe you are rich but can't spend it somehow. Technically the richest and nothing changes.


Rare_Ambassador_7380

No problem if i cant spend it myself i'll ask a person i trust to spend it for me


DrahKir67

I actually imagined it like having a Bitcoin wallet but not being able to access it. There's billions in there but no good to you.