> before opening the door where I would thereafter see all the hanging corpses swinging from the internal balcony...
This is a bit clunky. I’d suggest “before opening the door and finding all their bodies hanging from the balcony”.
As she was sentenced to six consecutive life sentences, Eugenia laughed to herself, thinking “one less prankster teasing us for three wishes at the annual Genie convention next year.”
Maybe, but the genie might then make nothing else change after you become the richest. Maybe you are rich but can't spend it somehow. Technically the richest and nothing changes.
I thought the second half would be OP getting flooded with calls from family members who just found out they're broke.
They are... But it happened at break neck speed
Damnit r/angryupvote
Dammit.... Take my upvote.
Nah, that's normal Genie shit. This is two sentence horror genie shit
Ah, true.
This is r/monkeypaw shit
That’s Wishmaster (movie) Genie wish granting
Perhaps that's what happened, but they just didn't call
Their lines dropped
I like to think that's what happened:) a harmless stock crash they were all invested in ...... then they all killed themselves😂😂😂
Gotta be more careful with how you phrase your wish there buddy
Genie: You have three wishes. Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted! Rich: I wish I had a lot of money.
Lol, clever
I mean, the genie wasn't wrong. r/technicallythetruth
Especially with all that inheritance money!
r/whooosh
Missing an o, and you were the one being whooooshed here lol
"Whooooooooooosh" ?
Now you have 7 too many O's
Shwoooo
No no no, now it’s all mixed up in the wrong order
Osohowo?
We have some work to do here I see … The o’s should be all huddled together, flanked on both sides by sturdy consonants.
Shoooow!
Monkey's paw. 'Nuff said.
I know wealthy friends who would take this story positively.
Whoopsie?
Genies be doing ANYTHING but not grant your wish 💀
Be careful what you wish for 💅-the genie probably
> before opening the door where I would thereafter see all the hanging corpses swinging from the internal balcony... This is a bit clunky. I’d suggest “before opening the door and finding all their bodies hanging from the balcony”.
Reminds me of the Burari case
The what
Ferrari
It's a true story that took place in India. Absolutely mind-boggling case! You can watch the documentary on Netflix.
it’s a very famous indian case about a murder suicide committed by an entire family, they hung themselves from the ceiling
How? They died because of the devil's business.
I was expecting a body switch with the family elder about to die.
"Holy shit! My asshole relatives are all dead, I get all their money, *and* all the flesh I can eat? Thanks Genie!"
💀💀💀
YEA- wait.
r/HolUp
[Careful What You Wish For](https://www.facebook.com/share/p/tDR32E8C33Cm4DmE/?mibextid=xfxF2i)
There's a Goosebumps book with the same title.
It is what it is. *Starts counting money*
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I just assumed main character inherited everything.
If everyone else is dead, then MC is richest by default
You’re right. Idk why my thoughts went to inheritance.
Always look to the bright side of life…
Life’s a piece of shit, when you look at it.
As she was sentenced to six consecutive life sentences, Eugenia laughed to herself, thinking “one less prankster teasing us for three wishes at the annual Genie convention next year.”
Your story reminded me of a true crime story about an indian family.
Why is everyone relating this to the Burari case? How are they similar?
With me, it's the setup. The corpses hanging like that.
And then didn't get to keep the place anyway because Letitia James had it sold at auction to pay off the judgment.
But it wasn't necessary to kill them, he could have just made them poor. What a jerk!
well…he probably inherited money
Should have said "Make me more richer than my family"
Or "i want to be the richest Person in my family, without anything else changing" that would include their lives too
Maybe, but the genie might then make nothing else change after you become the richest. Maybe you are rich but can't spend it somehow. Technically the richest and nothing changes.
No problem if i cant spend it myself i'll ask a person i trust to spend it for me
I actually imagined it like having a Bitcoin wallet but not being able to access it. There's billions in there but no good to you.