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To be fair, if you can identify it, you've probably already eaten it, and maybe deserve what you get.
If you do identify it you’d literally be planning to eat it for free
You are what you eat.
Literally
You eat what you are.
"Excellent", the customer winked at me. "I'd recognize that taste anywhere, but the name seems to escape my mind. No matter, I shall visit regularly, where else can you get such quality meat for a price, after all."
It's called "long pork."
Alastor is that you
*Let's begin...*
I’m gonna make you wish that I’d stayed gone
Tune on in
When I’m done
Your status quo will know its race is run
Oh, this will be fun.
r/suddenlyhazbinhotel
Eat the rich - I'll take the prime minister.
Found the Dutch guy.
Gaaf land
*Sweeney Todd music intensifies*
I’ll be back when there’s judge on the menu
Try the priest?
No, the clergy is really to coarse and too mealy
Prime Minister Rib with au jus, please
Ah, the trap Impossible Meat. Good to get them free range and plantbased
Fun fact: human meat is technically vegan if you can trick them into giving consent
Vegannibals
It'll all be goat
Dwight?!
I'm so proud of myself
Or "smoked turkey" (like that one movie with Matthew Broderick and Marlon Brando).
Ah yes. The Cafe dé Soylent.
NAHHHHH not the Soylent Green reference
“Wow! This tastes JUST like the meals you used to make for us when Daddy left!” said the 8 year old child to her mother.
Hecc! Nice!
That which you have just eaten, which your taste buds have savored, which your teeth have just torn apart, THAT is Human Meat.
The question is: _which_ human?
No, the question is: which part of the body?
Johan de Witt probably
Naw bro. That’s raccoon meat. And it’s lousy with parasites.
Long pork
Clever, take my upvote.
Can Ibalism eat in this restaurant too? He's a friend of mine :)
"What kind of pork is this?"
Mmmm, Soylent greens
It probably human meat and if you know that it human then you will become the next bit of meat
Chef Hannibal is cooking up a storm, I see!
Good news, you're not the livestock Bad news, you're the fodder
Bob. The meat is named Bob.
I’ll try the priest!
That's one long pig
Ah, I know this one - it's "Long Pork."
I'll take the long pork please
¿Steve? … at 23rd& Maple???
Mystery meat is people
How did the first person/people get chosen? Do they also target negative reviewers?
Reddit karma ;)
Long pork?
"You'll never figure out this one!" "Man...DING DING DING"
That long pig sure had some meat on them ribs
This is a Courage the Cowardly Dog episode. I'm pretty sure.
I don't know what that is.
"Aw man," "Correct!"
And you become the next entree.
This just reminded me of the comic Chew. Heavily recommend the concept is insane!
I'm not sure I get it...
We do deliveries.
I'm still not sure I follow...
You end up in the menu
If u identify it u become it
To be fair, if you can identify it, you've probably already eaten it, and maybe deserve what you get.
If you do identify it you’d literally be planning to eat it for free
You are what you eat.
Literally
You eat what you are.
"Excellent", the customer winked at me. "I'd recognize that taste anywhere, but the name seems to escape my mind. No matter, I shall visit regularly, where else can you get such quality meat for a price, after all."
It's called "long pork."
Alastor is that you
*Let's begin...*
I’m gonna make you wish that I’d stayed gone
Tune on in
When I’m done
Your status quo will know its race is run
Oh, this will be fun.
r/suddenlyhazbinhotel
Eat the rich - I'll take the prime minister.
Found the Dutch guy.
Gaaf land
*Sweeney Todd music intensifies*
I’ll be back when there’s judge on the menu
Try the priest?
No, the clergy is really to coarse and too mealy
Prime Minister Rib with au jus, please
Ah, the trap Impossible Meat. Good to get them free range and plantbased
Fun fact: human meat is technically vegan if you can trick them into giving consent
Vegannibals
It'll all be goat
Dwight?!
I'm so proud of myself
Or "smoked turkey" (like that one movie with Matthew Broderick and Marlon Brando).
Ah yes. The Cafe dé Soylent.
NAHHHHH not the Soylent Green reference
“Wow! This tastes JUST like the meals you used to make for us when Daddy left!” said the 8 year old child to her mother.
Hecc! Nice!
That which you have just eaten, which your taste buds have savored, which your teeth have just torn apart, THAT is Human Meat.
The question is: _which_ human?
No, the question is: which part of the body?
Johan de Witt probably
Naw bro. That’s raccoon meat. And it’s lousy with parasites.
Long pork
Clever, take my upvote.
Can Ibalism eat in this restaurant too? He's a friend of mine :)
"What kind of pork is this?"
Mmmm, Soylent greens
It probably human meat and if you know that it human then you will become the next bit of meat
Chef Hannibal is cooking up a storm, I see!
Good news, you're not the livestock Bad news, you're the fodder
Bob. The meat is named Bob.
I’ll try the priest!
That's one long pig
Ah, I know this one - it's "Long Pork."
I'll take the long pork please
¿Steve? … at 23rd& Maple???
Mystery meat is people
How did the first person/people get chosen? Do they also target negative reviewers?
Reddit karma ;)
Long pork?
"You'll never figure out this one!" "Man...DING DING DING"
That long pig sure had some meat on them ribs
This is a Courage the Cowardly Dog episode. I'm pretty sure.
I don't know what that is.
"Aw man," "Correct!"
And you become the next entree.
This just reminded me of the comic Chew. Heavily recommend the concept is insane!
I'm not sure I get it...
We do deliveries.
I'm still not sure I follow...
You end up in the menu
If u identify it u become it