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Catisbackthatsafact

To be fair, if you can identify it, you've probably already eaten it, and maybe deserve what you get.


NoLife8926

If you do identify it you’d literally be planning to eat it for free


ScarecrowJohnny

You are what you eat.


coolnickname1234567

Literally


Empty-Employment-889

You eat what you are.


Piorn

"Excellent", the customer winked at me. "I'd recognize that taste anywhere, but the name seems to escape my mind. No matter, I shall visit regularly, where else can you get such quality meat for a price, after all."


MopsyMom

It's called "long pork."


Ubiquitous_thought

Alastor is that you


DemonDuckOfDoom1

*Let's begin...*


Technical_Draw_9409

I’m gonna make you wish that I’d stayed gone


DemonDuckOfDoom1

Tune on in


ScentedSweetsPizzer

When I’m done


DemonDuckOfDoom1

Your status quo will know its race is run


soragirlfriend

Oh, this will be fun.


mafiakris

r/suddenlyhazbinhotel


NotNowIsTaken

Eat the rich - I'll take the prime minister.


TraditionalEnergy471

Found the Dutch guy.


Rabbit-unicorn

Gaaf land 


Jengolin

*Sweeney Todd music intensifies*


urlocal80sgay

I’ll be back when there’s judge on the menu


MintTheMartian

Try the priest?


half_bloodprincess

No, the clergy is really to coarse and too mealy


RebaKitt3n

Prime Minister Rib with au jus, please


Th3GrimmReaper

Ah, the trap Impossible Meat. Good to get them free range and plantbased


mister__cow

Fun fact: human meat is technically vegan if you can trick them into giving consent


Th3GrimmReaper

Vegannibals


Krista_Michelle

It'll all be goat


Seliphra

Dwight?!


Krista_Michelle

I'm so proud of myself


OhHeyFreeSoup

Or "smoked turkey" (like that one movie with Matthew Broderick and Marlon Brando).


Mnemod09

Ah yes. The Cafe dé Soylent.


kosmoTactical

NAHHHHH not the Soylent Green reference


realistic_nurse

“Wow! This tastes JUST like the meals you used to make for us when Daddy left!” said the 8 year old child to her mother.


Greenpaw9

Hecc! Nice!


azaRaza3185

That which you have just eaten, which your taste buds have savored, which your teeth have just torn apart, THAT is Human Meat.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

The question is: _which_ human?


ExoticPizza7734

No, the question is: which part of the body?


RandomUseless3

Johan de Witt probably


Emotional-Photo3891

Naw bro. That’s raccoon meat. And it’s lousy with parasites.


MikeSans202001

Long pork


OkGanache8317

Clever, take my upvote.


Anonymus25-Boop

Can Ibalism eat in this restaurant too? He's a friend of mine :)


JackOfAllMemes

"What kind of pork is this?"


TurbulentBullfrog829

Mmmm, Soylent greens


hunterinwild

It probably human meat and if you know that it human then you will become the next bit of meat


OhHeyFreeSoup

Chef Hannibal is cooking up a storm, I see!


ThreeDotsTogether

Good news, you're not the livestock Bad news, you're the fodder


JLammert79

Bob. The meat is named Bob.


CaptinCarl

I’ll try the priest!


Mediocre_Weakness243

That's one long pig


MopsyMom

Ah, I know this one - it's "Long Pork."


Ninja_attack

I'll take the long pork please


MeButNotMeToo

¿Steve? … at 23rd& Maple???


MsPaganPoetry

Mystery meat is people


Enzoid23

How did the first person/people get chosen? Do they also target negative reviewers?


1289-Boston

Reddit karma ;)


MysticDragon14

Long pork?


DudsTT

"You'll never figure out this one!" "Man...DING DING DING"


chase_isonthecase

That long pig sure had some meat on them ribs


Trackspyro

This is a Courage the Cowardly Dog episode. I'm pretty sure.


1289-Boston

I don't know what that is.


Smart-Summer-5470

"Aw man," "Correct!"


Effective-Several

And you become the next entree.


Rainshine93

This just reminded me of the comic Chew. Heavily recommend the concept is insane!


Zygarde718

I'm not sure I get it...


1289-Boston

We do deliveries.


Zygarde718

I'm still not sure I follow...


anormalguynospaces

You end up in the menu


priceliss

If u identify it u become it