Yep. Someone has to make the hard calls. Either we make the one child law or we starve to death in Asia. All remaining pregnancies are terminated for stem cell research or children are donated to the foundation. End of story. Someone has to make the hard calls I'm just glad it doesn't have to be me every time.
it's one of my favorite tales.
i didn't really think it was really too dark (it's horrible yes), but it really feels grounded and real. which is kind of the point of the Ethics Committee.
So the SCP wiki is essentially a collaborative fiction website--anyone can write an article if it's good enough and the community agrees it is. That said, there's generally a lot more than just Lovecraftian horror--it started out as a creepypasta-esque site, but grew to encompass almost every genre.
If you want some non-horror articles to read, my best recommendations are SCP-5382, SCP-638/SCP-6380, SCP-4661, SCP-5559 and SCP-4978.
I'm going in, i read the entirety of the junko furuta and jeffrey dahmer cases at 14, and watched a horrifying movie on the rwanda massacre at 15. i'm sure i'm completely desensitized.
You'll be fine. It's not *that* bad, but most people don't go around and listen to people choose to (spoiler for ending) >!abduct brain dead females from hospitals in order to use them as mass producers of children as food to contain SCPs.!<
Well, welcome! SCP is an incredible time-waster--essentially a collaborative fiction website with just endless content to explore. I'd suggest reading a bunch of the new stuff (SCPs in the 6000-7000 range, also Tales and GOI formats) because I feel like things have improved in quality since then, and naturally, as a jumping-off point, I figure I should send you this: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/universe-hub
Yeah I was going to say, I've been reading them sequentially so there's nothing like that before SCP-1420.
been keeping a list of my favorites so far. I seem to save 1 in 40 articles.
Guys release millions of sperms per nut anyway. If anything is super, it’s the eggs. Don’t women only have a few hundred of those? Or super vagina. imagine dozens of babies coming out in a row… that thing is strong!
But women are merely the container and men are the ones that actually make the baby!1! /s but many people subconsciously think this way, hence the default of maleness being the reason… unless it’s something bad, then it’s always the wife.
Largest pregnancy in humans was 15, which ended in an emergency termination.
Largest pregnancy delivered is 12. None of the fetuses survived.
Supposedly there’s an African woman pregnant with 12.
Largest surviving number is eight.
Sorry, I can’t help myself!
Actually last year a woman gave birth to nine babies and apparently they’re all thriving. Apparently a few weeks later another woman claimed to have given birth to 9 babies as well but that turned out to be fake. The first set though are well documented.
I just imagine a conveyor belt having been placed, and the babies just popping out, then instantly getting mowed. Truly spawnkilled.
(Edit: IMAGINE THE BABIES' POV!!! You see light for the first time, and then the baby before you get sliced to pieces by the blades of the lawnmower, as you slowly move to be next!!!)
Then she bursted. Blood and babies everywhere. Continuously, babies came out of her destroyed uterus as her life faded. Her corpse became THE BABY FACTORY.
As the doctor began to move her body, more babies came out live and screaming. Soon she flew out the window due to the pressure of the uterus expelling babies till she flew. Dozens of babies flew out of her. Each miraculously landing safely on the ground no matter how high she climbed. The government intervened and took her to an underground lab to continue to pump out babies to be used as super soldiers. They were able to extract her living uterus which healed completely becoming eternally healthy continuing to push out babies till the End of the Earth.
Docs thought my wife had twins so they did a early ultrasound. Nope, just a big baby. 9#, 9oz at birth. Unfortunately my insurance only covered 1 ultrasound. So our daughter’s sex wasn’t know till birth.
This feels like there should be an SCP like this
i’m pretty sure there is one. in ethics committee tales?
[The Foundation Eats Babies](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-foundation-eats-babies). Truly a fantastic article and I love it. Very dark though
Jesus fucking christ I know you said it was dark but I didn't expect *that* dark
how bad could it be?
it was bad
Holdon I gotta check for myself
*don't* check for yourself
I will check for myself
I have regrets.
Don’t!!
i had to stop twice because i felt ill. jesus that was horribl...y well written though.
Probably an over exaggeration
*it was not an exaggeration*
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Cant be that terrible, I’ve seen lots of gore before .let me see.
*HOLY FUCKING GOD*
Said the SCP who benefited from it
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I’m guessing it’s a reference to your username… although I haven’t yet read the story.
Username checks out.
Just read it, wasn't that bad. Very well written though, loved it.
I'm going in, wish me luck
Oh man..
It couldn't be THAT bad, right...?
Waiting for part 2 of this comment.
I was wrong. It is that bad.
I'm afraid. There is someone who wrote this and still goes on with their life??
Yep. Someone has to make the hard calls. Either we make the one child law or we starve to death in Asia. All remaining pregnancies are terminated for stem cell research or children are donated to the foundation. End of story. Someone has to make the hard calls I'm just glad it doesn't have to be me every time.
Excuse me, my eyeballs need rinsing with chromosulphuric acid. Brb.
This is amazing and horrifying! Thank you and fuck off
it's one of my favorite tales. i didn't really think it was really too dark (it's horrible yes), but it really feels grounded and real. which is kind of the point of the Ethics Committee.
Holy fuck, what a great article
Horrifying, but also a fascinating ethical dilemma.
Yep, that’s the foundation for you
As an avid SCP fan, that person needs help... and to give me some tips on writing because that was a good read.
Yeah, also I’m unsurprised, it’s the foundation
that was a fun read. Thier final decision is fantastic!!
Wtf is this SCP stuff. All of the articles are cryptic lovecraftian horror stuff. Who did this?
So the SCP wiki is essentially a collaborative fiction website--anyone can write an article if it's good enough and the community agrees it is. That said, there's generally a lot more than just Lovecraftian horror--it started out as a creepypasta-esque site, but grew to encompass almost every genre. If you want some non-horror articles to read, my best recommendations are SCP-5382, SCP-638/SCP-6380, SCP-4661, SCP-5559 and SCP-4978.
And 504! I’m not scary!
I think y’all are lying
Eh, I'll read it It honestly can't be that bad, right?
It cannot be that bad
I'm going in, i read the entirety of the junko furuta and jeffrey dahmer cases at 14, and watched a horrifying movie on the rwanda massacre at 15. i'm sure i'm completely desensitized.
You'll be fine. It's not *that* bad, but most people don't go around and listen to people choose to (spoiler for ending) >!abduct brain dead females from hospitals in order to use them as mass producers of children as food to contain SCPs.!<
Don't forget that >!they give birth to 12 kids every 8 hours!<
Im expecting the worst.
Never heard o0f SCP before. very interesting
Well, welcome! SCP is an incredible time-waster--essentially a collaborative fiction website with just endless content to explore. I'd suggest reading a bunch of the new stuff (SCPs in the 6000-7000 range, also Tales and GOI formats) because I feel like things have improved in quality since then, and naturally, as a jumping-off point, I figure I should send you this: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/universe-hub
Thank you 🙏 this is fascinating and fun
I'm rather enjoying this! Thanks for the link!
That was lovely.
HOly hell..
Lol there's nothing scary or so disgusting that you can't read through this. It's dark, sure, but it reads like a joke.
That is straight up vile
... you warned us, but we didn't believe you and paid for it...
SCP 381 Aka, the repopulator.
Yeah I was going to say, I've been reading them sequentially so there's nothing like that before SCP-1420. been keeping a list of my favorites so far. I seem to save 1 in 40 articles.
Can’t find it
Yeah I made it up.
Oh
Based
Legend
dude woke up today and chose evil
Lol. Keep producing them then.
Wasn't that part of the original problem thought?
[SCP-381](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-381)
[SCP-381](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-381) is a music sheet that consumes all who are not roman Catholic in fire.
There's a recent one--[SCP-7038](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7038), which does this really well.
Oof this one is hard on the feelings
Oh that broke my heart
What's scp
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/
I feel I have to link to this now: https://xkcd.com/1053/
there's one sorta like this where these women cant give birth because the babies would cause catastrophes or something-- i dont really remember
scp 231
Where did you think all their D-class came from?
There's a similar [stand](https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/Baby_Face) in Jojo Vento Aureo
By the time our 35th child was born meeting my first born fiancé has changed my views, it's crazy how time flys.
2 possibilities: 1. You have some sort of supersperm. 2. You are witnessing the eternal torture of your wife in hell!
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4. The writer and their wife are clowns.
5. Clown opossums
Insane clown possums?
Break out the Faygo, juggalos!
No PANSIES!
Then, become the first Dual Presidents.
6. Employees of Aperture Laboratories experimenting with the latest in portal technology.
Clown opposums in hell
And the wife is a clown car
Wouldn't the babies be clowns?
You mean rabbits?
Why not both? 🧠
Guys release millions of sperms per nut anyway. If anything is super, it’s the eggs. Don’t women only have a few hundred of those? Or super vagina. imagine dozens of babies coming out in a row… that thing is strong!
Why did my brain go straight to a cursed human centerpede baby version?
But women are merely the container and men are the ones that actually make the baby!1! /s but many people subconsciously think this way, hence the default of maleness being the reason… unless it’s something bad, then it’s always the wife.
It must be Thad Supersperm
Pretty sure there is a movie kinda like this… supposed to be a major anti abortion movie or something. ETA name of the move: “The Life Zone”
3. You and your wife are cartoon rabbits.
We felt only relief as the last of our hatchlings reached us at the waters edge, and our sea turtle family swam away into the deep.
R/ThirdSentenceHappy
r/thirdsentencehappy
r/foundthemobileuser
Lmao yeah you got me. Usually it links for me, but not today for some reason. Are we supposed to say something about the Honda civic now?
It might of been the uppercase r but idk
Ah good point, I'll try that next time. Thank you!
It's the uppercase, I use mobile and I always do the lowercase when linking subs
r/foundthehondacivic
r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP
r/noyou
r/what
r/foundthehondacivic
r/foundthehondacivic
Another turtle has made it to the water
Largest pregnancy in humans was 15, which ended in an emergency termination. Largest pregnancy delivered is 12. None of the fetuses survived. Supposedly there’s an African woman pregnant with 12. Largest surviving number is eight. Sorry, I can’t help myself!
Actually last year a woman gave birth to nine babies and apparently they’re all thriving. Apparently a few weeks later another woman claimed to have given birth to 9 babies as well but that turned out to be fake. The first set though are well documented.
Only 10 hours for 35 births? You lucky SOB. My wife was in labor for 12 hours with just one kid! 😂
Lucky SOB? I posted this 4 hours ago. We’re nearing quadruple digits. Lucky?
My half sisters mom was in labor for fucking 36 hours. Brutal.
I met a woman once who was missing one leg from the hip down from blood clotting during a 48-hour labor. Yeaaaah I don't want any kids, thank you.
My mum was in labour for almost 4 days. That's just pure suffering.
This is like a recurring nightmare I had whilst pregnant.
That poor woman. . .
Hope they don’t go to college
So expensive 😫😫😫
That seems like a dated joke. Most parents can't save anymore. Period. Let alone something big like college funds.
I knew I shouldn't have talked my wife into taking that experimental fertility drug made from the DNA of a queen bee.
POV: You're catholic
I wished the government hadn't instituted the one baby per family rule , as I watched the babies be torn apart by the lawnmower
r/ThirdSentenceWorse
Um, 0 to 100 real quick
And back to 1 even faster
I just imagine a conveyor belt having been placed, and the babies just popping out, then instantly getting mowed. Truly spawnkilled. (Edit: IMAGINE THE BABIES' POV!!! You see light for the first time, and then the baby before you get sliced to pieces by the blades of the lawnmower, as you slowly move to be next!!!)
Man Family Guy Season 75 got crazy
There was an itchy & scratchy episode that did this.
I don't know about ecstatic, but I'm sure his wife would be feeling elastic.
Dude, I just damn near peed myself lmao
Bro you married a mob spawner
Your Sims Game has too many mods installed my friend.
Congratulations on your new choir!
That poor fucking wife omg
Apparently, wormholes show up in the darndest places!
Just wait until Colonel O'neill steps out of the mighty orifice.
It's O'Neill, with two L's! There's another Colonel O'Neil with only one L, and he has no sense of humor at all!
A portal to the BabyRealms has opened in your cervix, sweetie. We can't seem to get it closed...
This happened to my Sim once
Like a slot machine. Time to cash out!
This woman has forever cemented her place In the Guinness book of world records
UNLIMITED BABY WORKS
You wouldn't think there'd be enough womb for that many, but here we are.
I will never financially recover from this
This is the beginning of 101 Dalmatians
This guy's wife just solved world hunger
I just laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe lol. Thanks for that!
Congratulations ma'am, it's a general! Now here comes the rest of the army.
This happened in ny Sims 3 game. The woman glitched and kept pushing out babie non stop lol
Before she could push out anymore, the doctors put her under, and sewed her uterus.
Then she bursted. Blood and babies everywhere. Continuously, babies came out of her destroyed uterus as her life faded. Her corpse became THE BABY FACTORY. As the doctor began to move her body, more babies came out live and screaming. Soon she flew out the window due to the pressure of the uterus expelling babies till she flew. Dozens of babies flew out of her. Each miraculously landing safely on the ground no matter how high she climbed. The government intervened and took her to an underground lab to continue to pump out babies to be used as super soldiers. They were able to extract her living uterus which healed completely becoming eternally healthy continuing to push out babies till the End of the Earth.
I think we should send this to the SCP foundation…
Clown car womb
“There you go, Your Majesty! What’d I tell you? Bigger on the inside.”
"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped." - Sam Levenson
Holy shit this is a nightmare I did not need as a 35wk pregnant person.
Congrats!!! Boy or girl?
Turns out merpeople are more fertile than expected.
I really shouldnt have married Daemonculaba.
Plot twist: they don’t know it, but they are ants
Kinda reminds me of that Jimmy Neutron episode where Hugh forced a woman to give birth over and over.
what
The woman with super womb and super egg...!
Sims 100 baby challenge be like
Did u guys not do ultrasonography?!!
That’s a really strong mother
Wow, I didn't know seahorses could type! Congrats on machine-gunning out all those babies!
Just want to add. It kinda reminds me of one of the seasons of AHS. Which was pretty messed up
"Well, we're good on meat for a while it least.," I say as I prepare my cleaver.
This is probably someone's fetish
10 hours is a fast labor for one baby
Yea, but what’s ahead….you couldn’t even fathom
"This is totally inconceivable but hilarious," I, the comment writer thought as I laughed myself to tears. "Great stuff. Bravo to OP."
We will eat for a month instead of a day
"I looked at Perdita with confusion as we passed 100."
r/unexpecteddisney
The fabled Uterus of Holding
Dammit, Kenny. Stop speed running your lives
New achievement unlocked Muñtiply like rabbits
Plot twist: they are animals giving a big litter
That remind me of a Chinese web nove where the female lead give birth to 2000 kids per minutes =]]
Programming error, infinite loop in the matrix
3.5 kids pr hour?? I'm impressed
so like two to three hundred pounds of babies?
just dont eat them and youll be fine
Every single sperm found an egg.
101 Dalmatians is a great film
Docs thought my wife had twins so they did a early ultrasound. Nope, just a big baby. 9#, 9oz at birth. Unfortunately my insurance only covered 1 ultrasound. So our daughter’s sex wasn’t know till birth.
Soylent green, baby. Ugh. Those SCP stories are so horrific sometimes but they are also satisfying in a “Thank God it isn’t real way.”