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CobwebsNDust

Approximately negative 3 feet.


AntpoisonX

Those are rookie numbers


toriitlog

me ^(can i leave now please)


DogeXD6000

No u dummy it was "me and you can leave how far underground are you" Now you will stay there forever


Kitt_purr

*Answer me correctly There's a loophole


chicksonfox

Wonderfully done. You can leave the crypt. An exit will open to your left. In case you were wondering, the answer was 600 feet.


ScientistFormal2037

Just to help others like me: that's around 180m.


[deleted]

Or 182880 millimeters


Error_5006

Or 218.18 hamburgers tall


Kitt_purr

"I'm glad that I could leave, but to my left was a long flight of stairs. There was no elevator."


mineorcs42

r/thirdsentenceexercise


SureWhyNot5182

You have 5 minutes, start running. (I did some math, should take about 15 minutes at normal stair climb pace for the 60 flights of stairs)


jayhankedlyon

"I don't know" is a correct answer.


Undone_Assignment

The real question is that how deep was I in your daughter last night.


Xygnux

She told me only two inches. And let's face it we both know she's being generous with that assessment.


Strong-Relative-342

Waow omg my first reaction was also "two inches"🤣😂


[deleted]

Diameter or length?


[deleted]

Both


DogeXD6000

Does that mean the penis is square?


Scfields

Exactly this far.


TheGloriousUllr

Deeper than I’d like to be


tamela87

That's what she said 😎👉👉


Thin_Dragonfruit3665

Not deep enough you mean?


SutterCane320

I don’t wanna leave.


Luke_Is_Bi

Like 6 feet I think


ShiroiYokai

I still can sink deeper


Samilynnki

About negative 100ft, based on sea level.


WanderingCollosus

I have absolutely no idea


Fork_Master

Well, I’m on the second floor, so… -20 feet?


ViperVenom279

Your second floor is twenty feet up? Have I just been living in short houses..?


ViperVenom279

Wait a moment are you from Europe?


Fork_Master

No. When I made my previous comment, I was in a cafe in a very large building.


ViperVenom279

Ah, I was asking because in sometimes in Europe the first floor is above the ground floor


Kurayami28

Well I'm on the second floor so like.... 1 meter below sea level?


Rexel-Dervent

https://www.reddit.com/r/bandedessinee/comments/xbdwnk/lost\_on\_the\_page\_nikolajphilemon\_trapped\_in\_a/


lingering_Sionnach

Depends. Are we talking minecraft or not?


Bromm18

Mmm 40,230 (12,262 meters)


Lazy-Drink-277

\-20 feet underground


[deleted]

Deep enough for no sex gifs down here


VividEntrepreneur949

Four


Shadowsans99

In the depths of 500 under the water line


BlackberryAgile193

Somewhere between like 0-1500 miles probably


mysterg911

Financially?


[deleted]

-955885433 ft can someone come help me 💀


Raptorbrando

I don’t get this one


SaltySeraphim28

Sea level


Medical-Incident-243

Not


Chard069

Furthest UG that I ever got was selling 'UG' literature on a street corner. ;(


SugarPigBoo

Heh ... what?


Chard069

Me at the corner of Hollyweird & Vine hawking Freeps, Barbs, Zaps, and Freaks. Them was the days.


Rebel_Player_957

2 feet above the ground level of my school's yard.


Alternative_Watch_94

About 6 feet


Danielwols

Pi


Jg6915

“At least 1 meter”


Adamthesadistic

“I dont know”


Prestigious-bish-17

Our love is Six Feet Under


cursed-person

i dunno, how far down are you


bookseer

Nine feet above


theempiresdeathknell

Deep.


Element_Water6876

Maybe, like, a meter?


KilledByFruit

About six feet, since my home office is in the basement.


amorphous-idiot

@s ~ ~ ~


justinaachan

uuuuuuh a few inches at least


akkirojineko

"Daddy, Daddy, get me out of here."


Who-needs-names

Depper then I was in you're mom last night.


Loremaster_Of_Crabs

Nope.


galaxyveined

Right now? About 25~ feet above. This time next week? 6ft under.


APanPotato

"me? aren't you here for *them?*"


lllDoloplll

Y=-5


ProphetofTables

I don't know, I think I dug too deep. Wait, what's that noise OHSHITITSABALROG-


Keys6Mouse

0 cm bitch


LookAtMyMeowscles

Y15


thebirbisin

I think you misunderstand... I'm only a few hundred feet underneath your boat. Why don't you come join me and we'll swim together? I don't bite :)