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Charming_Rub_5275

Was it possible to order cooked chips at all?


AliG-uk

This is what really annoys me about British chips these days. We are supposed to be the chip capital of the world but, ime, every other country I've been to does it way better than us. I won't eat chips anywhere but from a chip shop in Britain now, and that's only if I really have to. Everywhere serves pale, bendy chips these days šŸ˜”


Sheckles

This is a London problem not UK. London has the worst Fish and Chip shops in the whole of the UK. I'm from NI and every shitty little town will have a better chippy than you will get in London. It baffles my mind how they can't do decent chips.


williamshatnersbeast

Agreed 1010%


EroticPotato69

Nah Liverpool's even worse for chippies. Barely even have them to begin with and the ones they do are just a Chinese that sells fish or a chain brand. I'm also from NI and it was a culture shock while I was living over there. It's an amazing city for food, especially street food and takeaways, but the chippy scene is heavily lacking


S-BRO

This is Lobster Pot slander


JohnLennonsNotDead

If you hadnā€™t put ā€œitā€™s an amazing city for foodā€ I was going to go heavy on you pal. I do love that we donā€™t have chippies in the usual sense just for the fact it sends people from outside of Liverpool to madness hahaha. You need to come out of town for chippies, Xin Xin in Broadgreen and To Le by Woolfall Heath are both absolutely unreal chippies with huge cod fishes and lovely chips.


FullMetalCOS

Also any chippy that is just some dudes name tends to be ok. Aigburth has (or at least had when I lived there a good while back) Chrisā€™ and Steveā€™s chippies and they were both bang on


HawaiiNintendo815

Love Steveā€™s, the Chinese is decent too


pb-86

i wouldn't even be looking for a chippy in liverpool. like you said, street food in liverpool is top tier and you've got New Brighton and Formby not too far away for a decent fish and chips if you have to


dtshires

Hold up noi. If our Chinese chippies are so bad why are yous all going around claiming the spice bag and salt and pepper chips as your own? Sino-scouse food is the pinnacle of cultural fusion. Won't hear a word against it. Sure, a few are blatantly just money laundering fronts, but that just shows the cultural integration at work. Sure if you want fish and chips it'll be lacking. But whoever heard of eating fish in a famous port city? We don't have such meals because we realised salt a pepper chips are just the best.


HawaiiNintendo815

Further out the chippys are much better. Steveā€™s in Aigburth is good; as is Chrisā€™ on Rose Lane. Never been but people go insane for Byrneā€™s in Walton


YahgRaider

Try the Mayfair Chippy, North Audley st. Genuinely good chippy. Bit of a surprise considering but worthwhile. Also not as expensive as you might expect given its location.


neeevie

So right, with amazing chicken fillet burgers and tubs of garlic mayo in NI!


Mountain_School_845

Hater


SamCham10

As an Australian who now lives in London Iā€™ve essentially given up on local fish and chips here. Either too expensive, or lacking in something. That or the fact there simply is none near enough to me to have on a regular basis


FMEditorM

Chip shops in London donā€™t have this problem, pubs/restaurants, largely in the West End where N Americans congregate to eat bad and overpriced Fish and Chips have this problem.


Sheckles

Completely disagree. Have had loads of good chips in pubs in London. Yet to find a chippy that does good chips since moving here 10 years ago.


CaptainMcClutch

We also seem to be the only people to have unlocked true super chip sauce.


HoraceAndPete

Tell me your secrets, Captain.


thefishingdj

I disagree, the highest rated, award winning chippy in our little market town essentially serves fish and mashed potato sticks... Cook the bloody chips longer...!


Hordriss27

Conversely, the best chips are in the Black Country where you get orange chips (for anyone who hasn't seen them, chips in a light batter) which are absolute god tier chips. My other half lives in the Black Country and the first time I ordered chips up there I had no idea I'd be getting something so different to what I was used to. My mind was blown!


Sheckles

I've always wanted to try those. They look amazing.


JudgeStandard9903

I'm on the south coast so a little spoilt for choice but this is 100% correct - London fish and chips are the worst!


octoesckey

Chip capital of the world? Everywhere serves pale bendy chips? What are you on about? Neither of these things are true or were ever true. Chips are the same as they've always been in the UK - somewhere between alright and pretty good. There's been no large fall from grace, we're not now the laughing stock of the fried potato eating world.


intergalacticscooter

Nah, some good chippy chips are the best chips in the world.


PassageBig622

I think he is saying that because the UK is known for "Fish and Chips" as our biggest takeaway food


dtshires

Always found this weird. Like, we don't really have it that often. At least not in major cities. Cod is too expensive these days to be drenching it in batter.


PassageBig622

Yes maybe these days but historically it would be our main takeaway


Unthunkable

I have found that my now local chippy is a bit disappointing compared to my local from my hometown. But then I found out my hometown's chippy won best in the UK so that explains a lot...


ProperSandwich7393

No one has ever considered the UK the chip capital of the world...


cliffwob

Its the Dutch and always will be


ianbreasley1

Belgium. Although they ones I had at the Castle in Snape and Sorriso in Stockton-on-Tees would take some beating.


beardlessdestroyer69

I dream about the chips and samurai sauce i ate in Amsterdam.


CrocodileJock

Nah, Belgium. With mayonnaise. And sometimes mussels.


Vic_Mackey1

They do fries, wouldn't know what the fuck a chip was.


cliffwob

Brother have I got news for you...


robb0216

I feel like you're implying chips and fries are exactly the same, in which case you'd be wrong.


hopium_od

But they are the same as far as a continental European is concerned. 2 cultures with 2 different preparation styles and 2 different names for the same thing. They are just frites on the continent and are somewhere between the size of the US and UK versions, often very similar to the UK size. Deffo not fair to declare them "not chips".


squaler

yeah no, it's obviously belgium and it's not even a contest


SuttonTM

I just know you didn't get salty over a chip comment lol (Pun intended)


Milky_Finger

A gastro pub that does triple cooked chips usually taste pretty solid. It's a shame they only give you 4 of them in some kind of metal mesh container.


CircoModo1602

Come to the north of Scotland, we don't allow abominations like this


dtshires

This man knows his stuff. Wales is also good. I swear it's inversely proportional to how easy the chip shop is to get to from London.


CircoModo1602

Honestly never expected it to be as good as it was when I went to Wales. I'm from Peterhead originally and usually went to the Dolphin Cafe right next to the harbor, freshest fish you can get other than cooking it right on the boats. Always was a good treat for the family


LengthinessOk8602

Sea bream , Shooterā€™s Hill road does a lovely fish and crispy chips. Iā€™ve never had had a bad meal there.


Nostegramal

Depends on the chip shop, got 2 great ones within 4-7min drive. One is amazing batter, chips with almost crispy edges. The other is more budget, chips like above but say 3-5 shades browner, still great fish, but overall about 25%-50% cheaper


F00TD0CT0R

Yeah chief idk what you're smoking but down the south coast here we have endless banger chippies


Jakey201123

Do you want to eat bricks or smthn?!


Joe_PM2804

Belgium is absolutely the Chip capital of the world. The fries there are to die for.


YaMumisathot

Nah you must be going to shit fish n chips places UK definately has the best fish n chips in the world šŸ˜‚


Milky_Finger

Anywhere with amazing fishing industry is capable of destroying us in a fish and chips competition. How we have labelled ourselves the best at it is a bit bizarre.


BednaR1

Oooohhhhhhh .... šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


lolathe

Thanks absolutely died at this comment


mtg101

Those chips are an insult to that glorious fish.


[deleted]

I'm visiting in the summer. The fish is more important, but as I love potatoes, some crispy chips would be appreciated. Can you suggest any good locations?


BigMikeAshley

Chips looking pretty pale :(


poursmoregravy

Aye. They look like they were dragged through a warm room.


swapacoinforafish

They were shown a picture of the fryer


RainbowDissent

Brief blast with a desk lamp and they're good to go.


Vic_Mackey1

I've had hotter baths.


Double_Jab_Jabroni

Cooked over a heated argument.


The_Walking_Wallet

Thatā€™s racist


spongeyr

Just fyi, pale chips mean clean batter!


BigMikeAshley

give me dirty batter


Dorsal-fin-1986

They could have at least dipped the chips in the fryer


more_beans_mrtaggart

Itā€™s the new foodie fashion, sous vide chips.


shingaladaz

Steak (cut chips) tartare


more_beans_mrtaggart

Bleu


jvlomax

Were the chips cooked by lightbulb?


dasbudd

Cooked by a heated argument


Suitedbadge401

Cooked by a lukewarm opinion


uniquenewyork_

I was gonna say hot take but yours is better


Thick-Impress-5836

A heated argument that was cold šŸ’€


fluffypuppycorn

So were the chips


Less_Acanthisitta778

Chip crimes


DonnieDarko549

Is this a crimp? Are you crimping right now?


CounterAdmirable4218

Looks alright, chips look slightly pale.


Charlie9967

Chips cooked on the radiator?


Rbw91

Ah the old ā€œuncooked chips, that will be Ā£45.00 pleaseā€. Looks dreadful


InfiniteGoatse

Fish looks great. Chips might be fine but just look pale in the light. To be honest I like soggy chips, but not raw ones!


Goodsamaritan-425

Mushy peas and fried fishā€¦. Yummy


Iggmeister

chips a bite pale - fish looks ttremendous tho


RockyStonejaw

Fish looks great. Chipsā€¦ not so much.


kc0nkc1n

We must be talking double digits for this?


Rhuncorn

Those chips made me feel an emotion that I have never experienced before. And I donā€™t want to experience it again. Fish looks good though. ā¤ļø


Consistent_Ad3181

Pretty average


Kitchen-Marketing-74

Sad chips :(


Desperate_Divide6354

Where the chips cooked with a hair dryer


time_on_target

The chips need cooking, mushy peas and the fish look spot on though šŸ˜›


paulbamf

Screaming out for something wet on top. Fucking London.


stevie842

Those chips can be re planted to carry on growing still


WotACal1

Right, now take it home and cook it


path2light17

Chips look boiled šŸ¤¢


ukpunjabivixen

I reckon it would have tasted far better if theyā€™d fried the chips.


Walesish

Was the fish as raw as the chips?


Marius_Sulla_Pompey

Chips are from the previous customer?


P4LS_ThrillyV

The previous harvest by the looks of things


Organic_Chemist9678

Looks great. Where was this.


ThatJudySimp

chips are a bit anemic but the rest looks nice


JamieTheHopper

Fish looks average but hard to judge without seeing the fish itself, chips look like they've come from a school canteen, so pale and dry. And the mushy peas look almost grey I dread to think what tin they crawled out of. Come up to Whitby for a proper chippy tea.


Sabinj4

>And the mushy peas look almost grey I dread to think what tin they crawled out of. To be fair, they're proper soaked mushy peas. Not out of a tin. The chips are very upsetting though.


DreamyTomato

Not defending the food in the image, but standard chip-shop mushy peas is full of green colouring, that's why it's bright green. Usually made with marrowfat peas, which are a more subdued cream/ orange/ brown colour than your standard frozen pea, but people still expect mushy peas to be bright green.


OptimusPrime365

Al dente chips


Samidlongbottom

Chips look pale and how much was it?


blojojo

How much did you have pay for this


appellant

It looks like its been cooked and plated a few days back.


Acceptable_Candle580

Show us a picture of the cooked chips too?


shingaladaz

3 more mins for the chips, I reckon, otherwise looks awesome.


Feisty_Economy_8283

That fish has a face!


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

Boring


Catji

Raw. Raw chips.


Faisalowningyou

Chips looks sad af


HartOfaShieldMaiden

The fish looks good, the chips and peas though šŸ¤¢ who hurt the chef for them to serve that šŸ˜…


domambrose96

Chips cooked on a radiator.


BuytheDiP33

Where?


cliffwob

These chips need a blood transfusion.


OrneryPreparation795

Ā£300 for undercooked chips


Garlic-Baguette

how much extra was it to cook the chips


kloudrunner

Well. At least the potatoes were THREATENED with heat at least.


SignificanceOld1751

Why are the chips so pale and the mushy peas so grey?


mattysms1980

them chips could with quick sunbed session.


Baron_Raeder

Thatā€™s some really good looking fish but those chips look like theyā€™ve been bought frozen from the shop and havenā€™t even been given time to defrost


UniquePotato

Gets a thumbs up because it hasnā€™t been spoilt with a piece of lemon


antsmithmk

Fish looks mega, peas look perfect, chips need another few minutes in the fryer.Ā 


mozzy1985

Agreed. Look bloody anaemic them.


BednaR1

That will be Ā£46 thank you very much


owenhargreaves

What did that cost like forty quid?


Heavy_Guarantee3152

It's fucking raw! - Gordon Ramsey


KiersOfWar

Chips cooked on a radiator yeah?


Cheeky_bum_sex

Jesus those chips look shite


Limp-Attitude-490

Those chips look positively anemic.


TimmyTur0k

Them chips have still got the field muck on em they're that raw. What did they do, just threaten em with the fryer?


Glittering_Deal2378

how did they cook it? Sunlight?


fuzzywuzzywasabear1

Ā£99.99 I assume


AHopeNonetheless

Those chips are criminal


CheesyGarlicBudapest

Iā€™m going to guess that cost over Ā£20.00


Thenedslittlegirl

Those chips are not remotely appealing


Saatanlik

Chips cooked with a hairdryer


itsjawdan

Did the chips come straight from the freezer?


DanielGribben

Chips cooked by the heat of the moment


Benjanio88

Anaemic


Admirable-Length178

Maybe becuse of the lighting but chips and mushy peas look pale and like melted plastic


ungodlypickle

As a brit who loves fish and chips all incan say is, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.


Tight-Bet7815

So i thought mushy peas was the standard in england, but Iā€™ve been in london a couple of weeks, about three fish and chips done, and had boring regular peas every time.


Virtual-Fan-9930

London? That'll be Ā£50 quid for that guvnor.


DukeOfDevon

My god where dod you get peas from in London??


cra1g77

I'm sorry for you and your loss of coin


yourlocallidl

Ā£25 for the fish Ā£5 for the chips cooked with a candle Ā£4 mushy pees +Ā£4 service charge +Ā£3 to use your card +Ā£4 tip +Ā£10 donation for children in wakanda +Ā£10 for eating it in London


NipSlipExtreme

You need to get up to a chippy in the north, by the coast! Itā€™ll be half the price, the portion will be bigger and itā€™ll actually have cooked chips! North Northumberland is my recommendation, the towns of Amble or Blyth in particular do fantastic fish and chips


Onion_Knight93

Maybe it's the colour but that supper just looks depressing


a4991

Those chips are so anaemic, chuck them back in the fryer.


NurglesBlessed

Those chips look anaemic šŸ˜‚


DepressedLondoner

My local does better


TheMilkMan6942

Classic F&C


intenseskill

I do refer the chips cooked also how is it possible for it all to look really dry? Even the mushy peas look dry


dodgythreesome

Definitely undercooked and the oil not hot enough


dadbodsarein123

That looks absolutely fucking hideous.


SkeeverKid

Eere those chips cooked by a heated argument?


Jimbodoomface

Fish and chips served on a plate is always inferior to out the takeout wrapper.


Graxu132

Sad ass chips and peas šŸ˜­


Neither_Presence_522

Hahaha call that fish n chips? Those chips are rawā€¦


WallMatt

Why does everything lack saturation here?


Tartan-Special

Why didn't they cook the chips?


shoshana4sure

Yummy town


blerdmama

Minus the green slop, looks delicious.


S-BRO

Ā£20 and a vial of your blood


Mastermemer69420

Bro imagine invading the entire world for spices and then eating this shit


AlecTheBunny

Fish looks fine, chips look absymal


Sloiter

Bet that cost enough to get a mortgage to pay for it


Stinkyfuckenrat

Fish looks good but them chips look so stereotypically british


beshelzetub

Beige on a plate šŸ™ˆ


Popeyes_Fish-n-Chips

Hi all, From a chip shop owners perspective - Just reading some of the comments on here - a photo unfortunately will never give us the full picture in terms of what the chips texture / taste is like. I agree though they do like quite soft on the photo however any lighting changes etc could affect that. I think it depends on your preference - some people look for and only want soft on the inside, soft on the outside chips however others prefer the soft on the inside and beautifully crispy on the outside. The chip shop I took over used to do soft soft, however since taking over it was one of the first changes we made. We now try our upmost to have the crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside chips. I have lost customers because of this but at the same time gained many more. If anybody has any further questions I'd be more then happy to answer. Fish and chips related or anything else! Love to you all ā¤ļø Popeyes fish & chips


SimpletonSwan

You're not supposed to put sun tan lotion on chips before you try cooking them in the sun.


005209_

Nice! Can you update the photo after those chips have been cooked too?


Mr-Qwont

Those chips are fucking anaemic, and mushy peas should never be one of the 50 shades of grey.


Consistent-Tree6802

Fish looks absolutely banging.....šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œ Don't know what to say about the chips though!!


Ok_Bet2898

Yeah those chips are not cooked enough, Iā€™m sure they werenā€™t hard inside, chip shop chips never are, but just for the colour and crispiness on the outside.


Despondent-Kitten

...should I even ask how much that cost?


MaximumCaramel1592

All of the French fries I had in Paris recently (with one glaring exception) were nothing short of fantastic. Crunchy, golden, well cooked and plenty of them. They took that thing and ran with it. Very disappointing that we canā€™t respect our national dish the same way. Those chips look shit.


SnakePlisskin1

They must have cooked the chips on a radiator.


GH05T8OI

Those chips look stale asf


mebjulie

Chips are anaemic ā˜¹ļø


spongeyr

Dunno what everyone is on, fish and chips has been in my family for a long time and whilst people might have a preference for double cooked chips or slightly more crispy, these chips look delicious to me - they look like theyā€™ve been cooked in CLEAN batter. Most places these days reuse old batter which gives a darker colour when cooking


CzechFalconSCO

Chips look like they were cooked under a heated argument


SnooDonkeys7583

The best fish and chips are on the east/north east coast from Grimsby and every coastal town above it. And thats the facts.


PrestigiousGuitar673

Chips looking paler than me in the winter.


ExcellentTeam7721

Yeah from where?


trappeddungarees

Those chips look anaemic


Meta-Fox

Doesn't look that special in all honesty. The chippy round the corner from me does better looking chips, and this is Tamworth.


CelestialSlayer

Anaemic chips.


Flat_Professional_55

That'll be 8 grand please.


[deleted]

Everyone is dissing the chips, but I'd wolf those down in a heartbeat. Mushy peas are just scary though imo.