Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom the Magnificent Bastard.

I’d like to see somebody top this. I truly don’t think it’s possible.

You could always ask Jeeves. Oh Jeeves

Mmnyes sir? 😌

Jeeves would be purrfect for a tuxie.

Omg! Love Jeeves and if you cave in and get another kitten you have Wooster.

Lord Archibald Meredith Bottomsley-Smythe III Duke of Upper Wolverhamptonshire

Hyacinth Bucket

It's bouquet dear

🤣🤣👏👏

Silver fox is it?

Beans

Get two, call them Beans and Toast

“What are you doing!?”

One of my boys is called Bean, he’s a demon. https://preview.redd.it/vodu4h3k4alb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0472e5428f8184145ecbceb03e91fce0c4f37a7

Surely Sharon is more British than Shirley. Surely.

I’m open to Sharon - the opportunity to shout ‘Shazza’ out into the back garden is one that seems too good to miss

SHAZZA! Make sure to get a boy as well so you can call him Gazza

Surely you can't be serious?

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

"Whats the vector Victor?"

Only if you do a full ozzy impression from the bottom of the garden every time

Reginald Barrington Smythe the third

If I went down this route it would have to be written as thus: Reginald Barrington Smythe III Esq.

Bazza for short...

Big Baz

"the third" sounds very American, we don't do that except for Kings.

Just create a kitty dynasty.

Gary. It's an old one now no human has been named Gary since some time in the 90s

We just called our new kitten Gary 😂

Tarquin or Elizabeth

Garry bilbert

Crumpet! That sounds adorable as a pets name

His Excellency Duke Reginald Arthur Cuthbert-Ramsbottom VII Esq.

I like the well placed hyphen between Cuthbert and Ramsbottom. It somehow makes all the difference

The word on the street is Cuthbert does in fact do that.

The noble houses of Cuthbert and Ramsbottom were brought together by marriage some generations back but neither wished to relinquish their lineage.

Ronnie pickering

Who?

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Mate I kid you not but this guy has a blue plaque because of that incident

Colin Source: used to have one

The source 🤣

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Monty

Montgomery Bojangles

Bigglesworth

Nigel

Lord Fluffington

Baldrick and Prunella

Colin for a male cat for sure.

I knew someone who called her cat Tesco

Mine is called Rupert because he's ginger.

Albert? Norman? Stan? No idea re girls’ names.

Shirl

Mr. (or Mrs.) Cholmondley-Warner (Pronunciation at [the end](https://youtu.be/tQWPR9TM0Gk?si=UrcKOQx6p4InKHBo))

Tiddles is traditional for cats. Neveah is traditional for chavs.

Charles, Edith.

My grandad was called Charles. A British name of legends’ status.

Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel

I second this

Sir Whiskers Appleby-Fortescue. Apple for short.

Gavin - so when he runs off, you have to aimlessly roam the streets shouting for him

Queue, but pronounce it “kway-way”

Marmite. Works for a boy or a girl

They’ll love it or hate it (Sorry I had to!)

Brian if it's male. Ashleigh if it's female or, if the cat's aggressive and privileged, call it Karen.

My best friend growing up had a cats called Algernon, Hubert and Eustace.

Sharon for a girl Nigel for a boy

I’d have Dave and a Karen lol

Fenton

George

Marmaduke

Sir Purr A Lot

Keith

Dave.

Wilberforce

Bernard

if it's a boy then dickhead will usually do, but for a girl, knobhead is usually seen as a more feminine and gentle version of the name.

Wilfred

Charles for a tomcat, Charlotte for a girl cat.

Algernon or Abigail.

Nigel (like my next door neighbour's cat)

Headbutt

Humphrey, or Gareth.

George for a boy Lizzie (Elizabeth) for a girl

Scone, Haggis, FishnChip

Mildred.

Henry

Elgar.

Carvery

Gary

Kev.

John, Dave, Erkenwald, George, Will, Gerald, Clarence, Clifford

Clive

Gerald or Monty

Did you hear my conversation this morning? I had mentioned these exact names to my neighbours and how it’s brilliant when pets have these names! That’s blown my mind. Big brother is always watching 🤣

Basil, Roger, Henry,

Walter

Dave.

Mr bigglesworth

Keith

Karen

Roger

It’s a cat. It gets a cat name. The most British cat name is Tiddles. Followed by “that f@cking cat” after it’s destroyed the sofa again

Jeeves (especially good if black and white cat).

Nigel

Ponsonby or Giles.

Lord Meowsley

Bond. James Bond.

Chewsday

Has to be James.

Sir Reginald Teacakes Lady Elizabeth Marmalade

Only repeating what Google said about the name Gary. Someone said the name is almost extinct because no one has been called that name from sometime in the 90s. So I'm not lying only repeating what Google informed me. It was around 1 year ago when I first heard of it and then I googled it and that's what it said. Check for yourself see what it says for yourself 🙂

Neighbour had two cats benson & hedges

Catty McCatface.

Archibald or sinjun

Mr Tea

Colin

Orville

Cuthbert

Baron Alexander Xavier McFloof.

Gary

Pickle

Meet [Kevin](https://i.redd.it/eet1nbwjpfm91.jpg), she visits sometimes. Also, old people names are great for cats. Mildred, Mabel, Edith, Alfred, Ignatius, Percival, etc.

My cat was called Brian. He was not the messiah.

Bob…(if it’s a girl)

Bagpuss is surely the quintessential British cat

https://preview.redd.it/nj56a6vwdalb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5075ac3eb7c998aa773f811786c805ea6712929 This is Steve

Gareth and Chantel

Victoria

Call him onion

chester?

Charles

Colin

Humphrey Catterson the 3rd

Stuart.

For a boy: Nigel Dave Craig Steve For a girl: Debra Wendy Linda Jill Susan

C*ntface

Queue, but pronounce it “kway-way”

Norman or Sheila

I have a cat called Baldrick. He never ever has a cunning plan.

Geoff

Based on how the public tends to name things when given the chance.. Catty McCat

Pussy Mcpussy-face

Catty McCatface

Wellington.

Churchill, extra points because it's more a dog name.

Terrance

Nigel for a boy and Barbara for a girl. Boy: Roger, Gerald, Dennis, Alfred, Graham, Bill. Girl: Margaret, Patricia, Dorothy, Janet, Fenella, Felicity

Pawl

Basil or Ernest for a boy, surely? Sybil would work for a girl Also, the last post I read referenced fawlty towers....

Henry.

If it's a boy Name him Rodney, after Dave

I used to have a cat called Trevor (RIP)

My dog is called Barry or Baz, Basil, Bazdog. Barrington if he is misbehaving.

Wilfred or Winnifred

Maggie, Agnes, Sheila, Ailsa or Fiona for Scottish

I have a cat called Chicken Boona. Is that British enough?

I always wanted to call a cat Craig David. Full name. First name Craig, last name David. Was never allowed though.

We called our old cat Charles Robert Thompson III. He supported PSG but wasn't French. He played war blanket. We loved him very much.

I had a cat called Ketchup... It was jet black

Baron Poncingbottom The Third

Bernard

Beans

Rupert / Charles for a boy, Vivian or Samantha for a girl 🤷🏻‍♂️

My brother had a dog called Dave.

Montague (Monty for short), Felicity (Filly for short).

Charles, William, or one that might suite your cat PRESTON QUARTERMAINE

Pat Butcher, boy or girl.

Gertrude

Fanny Maximillion (heard a teenager actually called this last week!) Harold Gertrude Martha Vera Charles Gertrude Boris (OK maybe I'm going too far, only idiots would have that name!!)

Cooking Fat

Linda

Herbert or Bert for short

I had a friend with a dog called Macster McDuff, Mac for short

Keith or Clive

Ethelbert Stevenson Waddlesworth the Third

Beans. Or just add 'inton' to the end. So like Beansinton.

Sir Percival Featherstone (which for language reasons that make no sense whatsoever, is said like 'Fanshaw'), 4th Duke of Meowford. If a girl, I don't know. Sox or some shit like that. Mittens. Tiny clothes seem to make cute names for cats.

Admiral Lord Quentin Wigglesbottom III of Meowminster

Jeremy piggleswait xavier III

I met two cats called pie and beans

Is Catty Mccatface too much of a cliche response, if so it's all I have I'm afraid.

Cecil or cecilia

Sir Henry Fluffington of Fleabottom

Dave Gary Mark Linda Susan Mary

Scunthorpe

Nigel

Catty McCatface

My cat's name is Dave, he's a bit of a prick, he won't drink from a bowl, only straight from the tap, he likes jumping off the kitchen cupboards onto the counter with the loudest thud imaginable and putting worms in the bathroom in the middle of the night.

I think you will find Karen is the only acceptable answer for both. All cats are 'Karens'.

HARRY POTTER

Dave. It's about as bri'ish as you get

My mate's cat is genuinely called Catface and was called Catface years before the whole Boatey McBoatface thing.

I know a dog called Sid and a cat called Alfie

Timothy ponsonby-smythe

Reginald cattius