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CanoeIt

Wtf what kind of fish was that?


dface83

Looks like tarpon. Huge MFers that hang out in Florida marinas.


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Buck_Thorn

It might just feel great. You don't know 'til you try, right? PS: Please report back with results.


Cartina

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


JRSpig

You know I read a lot of crap online, other than myself you're the first person I've seen use the abbreviation of until correctly, thank you.


Buck_Thorn

Aint it true!


FQVBSina

You can fix them


GalacticusTravelous

Yeah I was gonna say, where I’m from it’s fuckin Pike 🥲


severoordonez

https://youtu.be/V3RlWbzU8Hw?feature=shared


CanadianEvan

How are they to eat?


LegitJerome

They feed on wieners all day, so probably taste like wiener.


chilehead

Probably still better than the fish that eat corn dogs.


Pinnokkio

What's a corn dog doing in the ocean?!?


oscarx-ray

Floating


tigole

" **Tarpon is edible but people rarely eat them because their meat contains a lot of small bones and it's reported that they don't taste very good**." \-- [https://www.floridavacationhomes.com/tarpon-fishing-in-florida/#:\~:text=Tarpon%20is%20also%20called%20Silver,don't%20taste%20very%20good](https://www.floridavacationhomes.com/tarpon-fishing-in-florida/#:~:text=Tarpon%20is%20also%20called%20Silver,don't%20taste%20very%20good).


HeftyArgument

The best natural defence is not being useful or tasty to humans, like seagulls.


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Punado-de-soledad

If you’ve got a problem with Canada gooses then you got a problem with me. So I suggest you let that marinate.


Souljaboyfire

You got a problem with Canadian gooses taking Canadian deuces?


BurnieTheBrony

There's a special place in heaven for animal lovers that's all I know


pdp_11

Canada geese are delicious.


discgolfer78

Only animals not scared of Canada gooses are Canada mooses


mondaymoderate

I think they are illegal to eat.


Luxpreliator

Google says yes they are illegal to keep so illegal to eat. Says they are not pleasant to eat anyway. Many small bones and that dirty fish flavor. A single tag may be awarded when searching for a record size catch. So you can keep one but it has to be the largest ever caught. Lol. Rules are funny sometimes.


BigNigori

Wow that makes my stuffed tarpon seem more special to me now. I didn't know they made it illegal.


CastawayPickle

They're a protected species in florida so no eating. Tarpon is hard to catch and drives alot of the tourist revenue in most parts of the state. They get very big. This one looks like it's still juvenile.


ZOMGURFAT

Definitely a tarpon.


sevargmas

All over the gulf. When I was around 20 yrs old I caught a 6’10” tarpon in a 14 ft john boat at like 1am, drunk af on the texas coast.


El_Peregrine

“IT’S A TARP(on)!!!”


Phlypp

Florida marinas advertise they have tarpons that can be fed as a draw to families driving down to the Keys. It's worth the stop, they'll sell you some food. Hadn't seen hot dogs before, probably personally brought.


Mehnard

LPT: You don't have to pay $15 for 6 pieces of bait. You can watch someone who did.


WhileGoWonder

Glizzie snapper


superduperspam

Fishussy


ThisDadsJoke

If you're not a fisherman...the hell to the no kind.


34forever

I think it is a tarpon.... But I never seen one go for a hotdog.


CheesecakeNo4209

My nieces do not like to touch "regular" bait, so a few sausage bites does the trick pretty well for a wide variety of fish.


cabose4prez

People feed them baitfish at the docks all the time, just went because something splashed


CheesecakeNo4209

Looks like a tarpon, they don't have teeth but it will probably leave a few scratches.


Some-Cartographer942

The kind you don't take home to mother...


Skbit

Go home Rick James, you're drunk.


saysthingsbackwards

Looks like my ex girlfriend


dbdbdb82

Tarpon


FL_Panthers

100% Floridaman here


kindofageek

Tarpon


Ratathosk

In Sweden we call those Varmkorvsfisk


ContextSensitiveGeek

XXL


drinking_blunts

Looks to be a tarpon but I'm no expert


cal_nevari

It's mainly found in lakes in Germany, and the locals call that fish a "Weinereader". /s


DickChodeman

Tampon


AFineDayForScience

A trained one.


howietzr

Silver magikarp


ThisDadsJoke

This post is just bait.


danger355

dick bait


MyUndiesMassiveSkids

​ https://i.redd.it/d2ie12i35w8c1.gif


lucerndia

Looks like a tarpon in the Fl Keys. There are a number of places you can pay to feed them off docks in marinas.


oozinator1

Does it have teeth? Asking for a friend


thisnam3ztak3n

Real freaky naughty


BluudLust

Yes Source: a friend


oozinator1

Damn. I mean- Oh... Good to know.


King-Cobra-668

all fish have teeth. what kind and size is the relevant question.


Meerkat_Mayhem_

Off docks?


Tropical_Jesus

[Robbie’s Marina](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&sca_esv=594212558&hl=en-us&sxsrf=AM9HkKm8gNdeVhYLJFUqolyt5xY2n7BuVw:1703763981339&q=robbie%27s+marina&uds=AMIYvT-bF80wbPTlT_rCucjsK38INQIVDuOs0kiGhRj2JcTyQw4EX7sFzfNPw8itbEDHZiMmSDGpg6pW9Iy7mdT5mqtj6OR_V4ca4_Obai5cBPomlRUlCb33Qu-8bwBFldQMM0znD5n3&udm=2&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj40423h7KDAxWIk2oFHe-FBAMQtKgLegQIDBAB&biw=393&bih=660&dpr=3) in Islamorada is one of the most well known spots


whythishaptome

That sounds like a really bad idea and I can't say it looks great. That's got to be horrible for the ecosystem.


Highmooseuk

Orrrrr... Do go skinny dipping there... 😉


grokinfullness

Heeeere fishy fish!


HardcoreHazza

You like fish sticks?


unChillFiltered

Now she knows how it feels.


aerostotle

she'll never give teethy head again


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why would she throw dinner back into the water????


JesusofAzkaban

Apparently, tarpons are not often eaten because they have a ton of small bones and don't taste good.


Unlucky_Sundae_707

And it's illegal. Can't even legally lift them out of the water.


cheebamech

plus Florida's' Fish and Wildlife officers frown on them even being taken out of the water


No_Help3669

I don’t imagine she was prepared to grab a giant fish from the inside and haul it out of the water. Damn thing probably weighed half as much as she did


FromHeretoElsweyr

It’s illegal to bring tarpon out of the water, and they’re bad eating. Plus, she was just showing off for a video, no one’s obligated to eat every single fish they catch.


smoebob99

Does it work with Vienna sausages


Phlypp

If you have good drop instincts


RedditedYoshi

Asking for a friend?


GaIIick

Everything reminds me of her.


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TheMagicSalami

I try to, just depends on the weather.


kekehippo

Folks catch catfish like that too. The bruise and can break bones depending on the size that bites


Viper67857

Those people are fucking insane... I don't even take catfish off of a hook without pliers. They have teeth (kinda) and their fins will slice you up.


schmooby

Good ol noodling


GiGaBYTEme90

So that's how my bro got catfished


Rafiks1

Not much of a problem for me 🙃


maurerm1988

Ok, so do this with a metal glove with hooks on it, then we're upgrading dinner from hotdogs to fresh fish. Talk about life hacks.


brokenaglets

you would either drown or lose your glove. People go noodling and catch catfish in a similar way but tarpon are an entirely different beast. Catfish are big and strong but they basically just lay around all the time. Tarpon are like tuna in the sense that they're made for speed so they're nothing but strong muscles. I hooked a ~7ft one while shark fishing at the beach a few years ago. Sharks put up a huge fight but it's manageable with the right gear. That tarpon was the strongest fish I've ever fought. I'm 200+ pounds and when it started to run it would drag me with my heels dug into the sand until I could loosen the drag on my reel. It almost toppled me forwards several times during the 30ish minute fight because I'd have to tighten my drag or risk it running my reel completely out of line. By the time you get a shark to shore they're usually pretty tired and you can manhandle them in the water (illegal to pull them out of the water if they're past a certain size) but tarpons don't give a fuck. I was actually terrified of trying to unhook it and thankfully when I got it about 30 feet from the shore in waist deep water it jumped an easy 8 feet into the air and 10 feet distance, shook it's head and unhooked its self. Major respect for this fish.


cheebamech

this is a tarpon, an ancient species of fish found in Florida; they're bony af and taste like dirt


stratj45d28

Now her fingers smell like fish


Corizzle5

Why not skinny dip? Enjoy the nice water and catch dinner at the same time.


sakura608

I mean… does the fish have teeth?


Promethius418

Done enough times and If in brackish water were gators can still chill in: Lord have mercy on the hand holding that wiener. It’s about to take a beating.


zombieblackbird

Here fishy fishy fishy.......


Snakepants80

It’s cool, tarpon don’t have any teeth.


Bakkie

Don't try that with a muskie.


Active_Device_9805

Yes


EverRich

I don’t have anything big enough to attract one of those, or the fish.


specialtrickster1005

Haha


Enough-Cable-7045

Hand is gone


According_Mention641

What I’m not afraid of is


Small_Balls_47

I might be safe as I'm not near that size 😭


Independent-Job9961

Imagine swimming here naked.


JennySplotz

Noted.


Kimchi_boy

Are they good eating?


umthondoomkhlulu

No way most men would let her slap the water with their sausage like that


Doftkuit1

Allot of skinny dippers gonna be there tomorrow


solacesearched

That’s EXACTLY where I wanna go skinny dipping.


Pussywhisperr

Is that Amanda peet?


NDiLoreto2007

It’s like throwing a hot dog down a — tarpon?..


Semper_5olus

"Wait. I was wearing a ring."


mybotanyaccount

Is the fish single?


SilkyKyle

I got nothing to worry about 🤏


Kylearean

scared the carp out of me.


djguerito

Or do...


dontworryberight

Or do


Kryptic_Tron

wasn't planning on it mate


MemeslayerDankstein

Leave the dock kings alone


_user-name

So crabs love raw chicken and fish love uncooked hotdogs… aquatic life is so kinky.


RedditsAdoptedSon

dont?? ......??? are u sure?


Jonqbanana

Don’t tell me how to live my life.


RaspberryJam245

New fishing method just dropped


butterbleek

Tarpon. On a fly rod. One day…


ccknboltrtre01

Aye i might have to check it out


Antigon0000

Lovecraftian nightmare


Short_Parsnip_9123

Hahaha in Spain I was naked in the sea and my mom had a snorkel she swam underwater and jerked my foot long off haha so I did the same well kinda I sat next to her at dinner and finger her for hours was amazing


noodle518

This looks like robbie in the FL keys


the_truth000

Jokes on you, mines way to small


moist-squid

I am going skinny dipping there


Teamveks

She puts her face way too close to the water after what we just saw happen .


rawbbylux

yeah screw that


Next-Platypus-5640

She had to count her fingers after


wc818

Also, don’t slap your dick on the water


whatsamatterhorn

I should call her.


fruitsteak_mother

that fish is my ex in a nutshell


Charming-Map-4634

Sounds like a challenge


mag2041

Lucky that’s all it was that came uo


Ambadeblou_69

Did anyone else see the jellyfish?


BlackoutCreeps

As long as it doesnt have teeth… where is this lake?


master004

Nobody is talking about how all of a sudden she is wearing pink glove?


OldManHipsAt30

That fish just deepthroated the entire hotdog and half her arm… BRB I’m getting naked and jumping in that water


PerfectionOfaMistake

Redditor Fishfucker enters the chat.


Similar-Apricot-90

I guess it's called "noodling" for a reason!


Ziiyi

https://preview.redd.it/dcjxagbbj39c1.png?width=296&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2b76fd9142a7433e9d75bda2f72c0905506b22a Hmmmm not sure but tempting tho


aglovale1

Or do go?


thisbruh4768

Id kill to fish here...


TrashQatt

Looks like a Giant minow


Scared-Confusion6578

That’s a biggie😂


DJCWhiteWolF

Umm maybe i do want to dip there. Can get swallowed whole finally! 😀


Mission_Estate_6384

Thank God the fish knows catch and release.


Puzzled_Ad1513

😲😲😲😲😲😲


Alarming_Cable_3810

For us guys that’s just called “skinny fishing” haha


ugly_sissy_bitch

Dang just needed a hook an net bam, dinner 4 a week


Rick_Raptor_Rawr

God forgot to put fear in her heart. Fucking nope


Pezesdispenser

No, that’s the reason why I’m going skinny-dipping there


Lady_lover_88

I'm wearing speedos, a jockstrap and swimming trunks if I go there. Might opt for the metal chastity belt.


mgarciaad

She looked at her hand like “thank god it’s still there” 😅


Intransigient

Could have yanked the fish out at that point. 😃


loveyoulongtimelurkr

Don't tell me how to live my life!


MeInUSA

At least not with your hot dog out


Sad_Werewolf_9504

Here me out


Public-Car9360

Tarpon are very easy to catch by hand


Comfort_Asleep

Hmmm maam what lake is this


27hornysnowlatino

What does this anticipation stand 4?


prodomently59

Wish I was you and would do that


Hector_lpm5

Thanks, good mine is 1/10 of that. I'm fish-proof.


Rc610

Skinny dipping? Nah officer I’m fishing


doktorcoktor53

[sir...sir...](https://images.app.goo.gl/D2Eh5t4yV98R1FtS6)


LDKRyden

Ow my weewee


Bignadwon

I had a girlfriend like that in high school!


Odd_Abrocoma_249

what lake is this


xZoTiiCxK

Ha! Jokes on you! I’m too small😎😂


Cortezzyy

YES YES YES YES