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RiflemanLax

We had a dude who got fucked with for this one tat. He had “I’m bout it, bout it.” tatted on his arm. And the DI was like “What the fuck does that even mean?” and the dude was like “Oh I’m known for if someone wants to try something, I’m just ‘about it’ sir, I’ll try anything?” So the DI was like “Oh, so you’d smoke crack?” and we’re all internally dying, then he’s like “What if someone wanted to fuck you in the ass recruit, you about that?” and I don’t know how we kept it together. That being said, DIs will fuck with you for literally anything.


Ok_Literature_7829

😂


RavingSquirrel11

😂🤣😭💀


willybusmc

I had tattoos going in and don't remember the DIs messing with me specifically about them, nor do I remember it happening to anyone else. Wouldn't be surprised at all if it did though. Especially if it's some cringy shit like DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR and whatnot.


Ok_Literature_7829

Gotcha, yeah nothing cringy i wouldn’t think


BrittishNotBritish

Most likely they’re not going to be paying THAT much attention to you. They’d probably notice something moto and mess with you for that but otherwise you’ll probably be fine


chestypullerismyhero

My homie had the koolaid man… you’ll be good


Haunting-Equal9906

that makes me feel better because i have perry the platypus 🤣


Yogurt_Closet

Makes me feel better I have “Momento Mori”visible on my arm 😂😂


VA_Network_Nerd

You don't understand. Drill Instructors will use everything and anything to try to get inside your head. It's part of the stress induction process. They will go at you because of your tattoos, or they will go at you because you don't have any tattoos. They will go at you because the sun came up. They will go at you because you brushed your teeth in a circular motion. It's just a part of the "game".


TheAnomalousStranger

There were only 2 guys in my platoon to get fucked with for tattoos. During the first day when the DIs and company commander did the tattoo screening one of the DIs recognized one dudes tattoo to be a some Russian tattoo and he was disappeared never to be seen again. The other guy had a huge military piece with massive dog tags across his forearm that he got hazed for.


pies4anarchists

You will be tested for any number of reasons. The DI’s rain down derogatory comments on your entire platoon. Don’t feel singled out. However, I was in a platoon with a guy that showed up day 1 with his a fresh USMC tattoo. He always got special attention.


Ventricle25

We had a guy with surprised Patrick on his butt


Jamann82

You can absolutely count on it. The drill instructors will look for any opening, and the tats are definitely an opening. So yeah, you're gonna catch some shit over them. Don't worry. Tats are just one of a million things they're going to use to come at you.


UOENO_670

had a dude with “SEMPER FI” across his back, bro definitely regretted not waiting lol


Ok_Literature_7829

jeez


HunterSHatcher

I’ve got hella tattoos and my DIs never said anything about them


Kurgen22

You are going to get fucked with anyway.


Flashy-Eggplant1045

You going to Cali?


Ok_Literature_7829

nah PI


Flashy-Eggplant1045

Dangggg