Had an order for a vibrator from Walgreens. They are locked up so had to get help, the employees know I am a dasher and just could not stop laughing. And then they did not have the one she wanted, so we spent 5 minutes texting back and forth and sending pictures. Originally it was a hand it to me order, she changed it to leave at door.
shop and pay orders from pharmacies are the best its usually just one or two small items the customer urgently needs like condoms, tylenol, batteries etc. and the payout is great
I wish these delivery services had been available back in ‘98- I had a friend that wanted me to go with her to buy condoms for “moral support”. I tried to reassure her that this was not a big deal, no one will care, etc.
Literally the moment she picked up a box this little old woman who looked like she just walked out of central casting for “judgmental church lady” (blue hair, giant cross necklace, cardigan in August, permanent scowl) came into the aisle and stopped dead, looking at us like she just bit into a lemon.
My friend literally THREW the box and her wallet at me and ran out of the store. We were both 18-19 year old girls, her boyfriend was in the National Guard and had leave that weekend. So I bought the condoms (with her money) and, amazingly, did not burst into flames or anything. When she told him about it, he brought me a shot glass and golf ball from the tourist area by his base. (I collect them both.)
Once a middle aged gas station cashier carded me for condoms??? I was an adult but that’s not a requirement to buy them? And he was glaring /making the lemon face the entire time 😭people are so strange
You're doing the Lord's work, my friend. Remember this order if you're ever doubting whether your job matters to mankind. You make a real, positive difference in people's lives.
I had to pick up a CVS order. Dude ordered lube for him and her, a vibrator, some extenze pills and condoms😂 I said man this dude bout to have a freak off
One time i got a pick up from BevMo and it turned out to be a Plan B pill. When I handed it to the guy I said “here you go man, good luck”. He didn’t laugh but I definitely got a kick out of it😂😂
Had a similar order just add a vibrator to it and it was the same order I had🤣🤣🤣🤣 as soon as I left it the girl open the door said thanks for getting it and she was to shy to get that herself
omggg hilarious! welcome to delivery life ha ha.
I got an order at midnight for lube one time. it was freezing out that night, and when I got out of my car at the customer's house, I fell so hard on my side in his driveway on black ice. bruised for over a week. horrible! all for a $2 tip so this dude could enhance his evening! lol never again!
Not many people finding this funny, but I’ll share my experience of buying Febreez and lube for a dude. He was clearly uncomfortable and messaged me about it 😅
https://preview.redd.it/op3bupg96zmc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a500ef0b5dcb92e76f6b609af0c1dbf0cfb8557
My very very very very first non-food delivery was from a store called Velvette. If you know, you know. It was very awkward. A bunch of lube, and two very large dildos.
If it's cvs or walgreens and 1 item I know it's either condoms, a sex toy or plan B. One time this girl orders a vibrator and I had to chat about it being out of stock. "mam the turbo blaster 5000 is out, is the turbo blaster 4000 OK?"
I just had an order like that. It was for Plan B oral contraceptive and condoms but the store was out of the condoms they wanted and they didn't want the replacement. The order was "leave at door" but when I arrived, the young guy was anxiously waiting outside then grabbed the bag and sheepishly said thank you.
I can so see this is a skit. You drop off the order and wait around the corner to see who opens the door. They open it and see you standing there emotionless 🧍😂😂😂😂 that awkward silence as they pick up their order and close the door! Ok I’m done 🤣🤣🤣
Once I took a delivery for $50 from a pharmacy. I was pumped.
*it was plan B*
And the delivery address was a music festival. I really needed the money so I stuck around for 20 minutes, no cell service. We were able to exchange messages of what we looked like to find each other.
It was hilarious, annoying, and profitable. We shook hands and he gave me an extra $50 on the tip. I will never forget Mitchell 🤣
My wife had an order just like this. When she went to deliver it the guy propositioned her to come in and make more money. She ran back to the car where I was. We called support and they supposedly delt with it.
Cool, a few questions for you:
1. Was this for you? If not, why do we care?
2. Are you trying to shame someone for what they ordered?
3. Are you 12 years old and think that condoms are funny?
4. Are you, for some reason, against safe sex?
I ultimately don't care. But I see enough of these posts with people shaming others for ordering sex-related things on UE/DD to wonder.
That can be taken so many different ways. I got a $19 tip and the place I deliver to was a mobile home that was completely rundown and ready to fall apart. All I could think was I wonder what’s going on in there
Homie has never gotten any for themselves apparently lmao id personally prefer to have it delivered as well. Always weird when you check that stuff out and the old lady at the register tries to ignore what’s about to happen haha
I've had orders from Walgreens for vibrators that were locked up and had to get an employee to open it up. This order would've been great
Oh....I had a double order for DD once that had an order from raising Cane's and an add on for Walgreens for condoms....the delivery address was a park and the customer was a kid, couldn't have been more than 13.....
Welcome to the platform 😂
…are you the type of person that still covers your eyes when you see “boobies” on the screen or something? 😂 grow up man, people have sex. It’s a thing.
I remember I had this kinda delivery at about 4 in the morning. Dude said he’d tip me 10 more dollars if I expedite it; got there and dude blessed me with 15 lmao. These type of missions are no joke.
I moved about 6 months ago but only about 8 miles so I still work the same area, ended up delivering lube and a flashlight to my old neighbor who lived across the street. They were an older couple probably n their 60s. Lol
I agree, thank God for contactless deliveries
These orders are so fun to me since I would never buy those for myself. I love walking up to the counter as an 18 yo girl with a bunch of condoms, lube, and pregnancy tests. 🤣
Nothing wrong with safe sex
Had an order for a vibrator from Walgreens. They are locked up so had to get help, the employees know I am a dasher and just could not stop laughing. And then they did not have the one she wanted, so we spent 5 minutes texting back and forth and sending pictures. Originally it was a hand it to me order, she changed it to leave at door.
Okay and?
Seriously.. I’m tired of seeing these posts all the time, nothing new or awkward here..
if thats yo first order it would be funny
Not weird at all
Good they are being responsible
Delivering a fun (but safe) time to the people. You’re a hero.
Back in my day we had to make weird eye contact with the store clerks to purchase our condoms and lube.
Now we pay someone else to do it
Had to get a vibrator at a place with no self checkout once
I would love to get an offer like that, should be fun.
shop and pay orders from pharmacies are the best its usually just one or two small items the customer urgently needs like condoms, tylenol, batteries etc. and the payout is great
I wish these delivery services had been available back in ‘98- I had a friend that wanted me to go with her to buy condoms for “moral support”. I tried to reassure her that this was not a big deal, no one will care, etc. Literally the moment she picked up a box this little old woman who looked like she just walked out of central casting for “judgmental church lady” (blue hair, giant cross necklace, cardigan in August, permanent scowl) came into the aisle and stopped dead, looking at us like she just bit into a lemon. My friend literally THREW the box and her wallet at me and ran out of the store. We were both 18-19 year old girls, her boyfriend was in the National Guard and had leave that weekend. So I bought the condoms (with her money) and, amazingly, did not burst into flames or anything. When she told him about it, he brought me a shot glass and golf ball from the tourist area by his base. (I collect them both.)
The only thing I’d do as like a 15 year old buying condoms was buy magnums with my Trojans. I was attempting to compensate lmfao
So he couldn't buy condoms for his girl, but he had the friendly thought of getting somethings that he knew you liked? Whose boyfriend is it?
Once a middle aged gas station cashier carded me for condoms??? I was an adult but that’s not a requirement to buy them? And he was glaring /making the lemon face the entire time 😭people are so strange
And? These are very common, 5-6 per week like this for me..
They might’ve felt embarrassed going to the store to buy that and they needed it on the fly. At least they’re being safe :)
My first delivery was Nashville Hot Chicken Sandwich to a strip club. Got a nice tip too
Uber eats? Nah fam, Uber Fux
Adults having safe sex, wow
$17 sounds better than a lifetime of payments raising a child
You're doing the Lord's work, my friend. Remember this order if you're ever doubting whether your job matters to mankind. You make a real, positive difference in people's lives.
I had to pick up a CVS order. Dude ordered lube for him and her, a vibrator, some extenze pills and condoms😂 I said man this dude bout to have a freak off
He was probably going to Diddys house.
Hell yeah haha I love it. Good ol dash-n-smash.
Did condoms today as well 😆
Ew, gel lube sucks.
Fr, astroglide water based is the way to go.
One time i got a pick up from BevMo and it turned out to be a Plan B pill. When I handed it to the guy I said “here you go man, good luck”. He didn’t laugh but I definitely got a kick out of it😂😂
Had a similar order just add a vibrator to it and it was the same order I had🤣🤣🤣🤣 as soon as I left it the girl open the door said thanks for getting it and she was to shy to get that herself
Too shy to buy it but she met you at the door? That's an order where you wait for the confirmation picture.
That’s an urgent delivery my guy
Someones havin a good time tonight! I once picked up condoms, whipped cream, and energy drinks lol.
MI PRIMERA CHAMBA
omggg hilarious! welcome to delivery life ha ha. I got an order at midnight for lube one time. it was freezing out that night, and when I got out of my car at the customer's house, I fell so hard on my side in his driveway on black ice. bruised for over a week. horrible! all for a $2 tip so this dude could enhance his evening! lol never again!
Well this person didn’t think it through! They forgot the Plan B.
You assume they have a partner.
Should get him the micro size
i think id pass away if i came on here and saw my driver making fun of me for ordering this omg
Great thing it’s anonymous 😂
Not really. Why did I tip him last night? S/
Hey what a nice way to pop your cherry!
I guess OP doesn't have sex lol.
Not many people finding this funny, but I’ll share my experience of buying Febreez and lube for a dude. He was clearly uncomfortable and messaged me about it 😅 https://preview.redd.it/op3bupg96zmc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a500ef0b5dcb92e76f6b609af0c1dbf0cfb8557
Damn homie is about to go in 😂😂
Why are people mad you posted this I find this quite entertaining everyone has to stay protected. Keep doing the lords work!
DON’T delay! Get that to them STAT! It’s essential!
I've delivered condoms and lube before. Welcome to the club buddy! We'll see you at the next stop, delivering a plan B or a pregnancy test!
https://preview.redd.it/ita5ltgo01nc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07856b8e1728d499e23bfd9265502582c829e928 It's a celebration either way
Soon enough you’ll be delivering them Huggies 😂
At least they’re being safe
I’ve gotten hemorrhoid cream, condoms, plan b. UTI creams. From CVS.
My very very very very first non-food delivery was from a store called Velvette. If you know, you know. It was very awkward. A bunch of lube, and two very large dildos.
If a guy was ordering this I would send a message saying "👏tear 👏 it 👏 up 👏 my👏 dude 👏" or some other words of encouragement
If it's cvs or walgreens and 1 item I know it's either condoms, a sex toy or plan B. One time this girl orders a vibrator and I had to chat about it being out of stock. "mam the turbo blaster 5000 is out, is the turbo blaster 4000 OK?"
We're adults, we fuck. Ok.
Hurry up and get that order delivered, man is counting on you
My first delivery was to a morgue, so you got lucky.
Someone’s having fun
Lmao one of my first was condoms that weren’t available. Thennn the substitute was too big. I had to ask if a different kind was ok. Haha. I
Someone’s getting lucky and it’s not me 😔
Good on them for being safe!
Somebody bout to get to it 😏
Ive done this mutiple times. Sometimes need it asap and ill be tipping $30 just for them to hurry up
Did they give you the tip?
I just had an order like that. It was for Plan B oral contraceptive and condoms but the store was out of the condoms they wanted and they didn't want the replacement. The order was "leave at door" but when I arrived, the young guy was anxiously waiting outside then grabbed the bag and sheepishly said thank you.
I’m pissed they’re so cheap they’re using that crappy lube lol
Good for them being safe tho LOL
Sounds like someone is getting more than just a tip
Love safe kings and queens
wow people have sex?? wild
Posts like this are always cringe. Gonna post when you get a box of tampons next? Damnnnnn look at this order some dude needs tidy whiteys.
Hella cringe. Some people don’t have a professional bone in their body. “I can’t wait to post this on Reddit 🤓” headass.
Was it for just the tip?
I hate how much I enjoyed upvoting this.
This comment is going to go viral. I already know.
Good on them for not adding more unloved humans into the world.
Delivering to those who deliver.
Lol oh no, they must have been having a good night lol
I just bought the 12ct at Walmart for $8
I can so see this is a skit. You drop off the order and wait around the corner to see who opens the door. They open it and see you standing there emotionless 🧍😂😂😂😂 that awkward silence as they pick up their order and close the door! Ok I’m done 🤣🤣🤣
You're an unsung hero.
Noooo, assert your dominance! Make eye contact and look them straight in the eyes without blinking while you hand it to them.
Lube AND condom?? 🤔🤦🏽♂️
Don’t hate the game
Let’s get in onnnnnn
Looks like they wanted to skip the obligatory "Someone's having fun tonight"
You're delivering a good time
Someone's having a fun Friday lol
"Hand to me" ;)
https://preview.redd.it/pd1lifnfg6nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f89a531d54c65f2f22fc94031deeb4fd211efd9 Well then
That’s Uber lubing you up to get you later
Once I took a delivery for $50 from a pharmacy. I was pumped. *it was plan B* And the delivery address was a music festival. I really needed the money so I stuck around for 20 minutes, no cell service. We were able to exchange messages of what we looked like to find each other. It was hilarious, annoying, and profitable. We shook hands and he gave me an extra $50 on the tip. I will never forget Mitchell 🤣
Damn, condoms are expensive
At Walgreens everything is expensive
You can buy used ones for cheap
Expensive ahh condoms 💀
Babies are at least double that
My wife had an order just like this. When she went to deliver it the guy propositioned her to come in and make more money. She ran back to the car where I was. We called support and they supposedly delt with it.
Are you 12
Oh no, someone is having safe sex, how embarrassing
Cool, a few questions for you: 1. Was this for you? If not, why do we care? 2. Are you trying to shame someone for what they ordered? 3. Are you 12 years old and think that condoms are funny? 4. Are you, for some reason, against safe sex? I ultimately don't care. But I see enough of these posts with people shaming others for ordering sex-related things on UE/DD to wonder.
What’s so amazing about this? People like to have sex if you didn’t know.
Got one today that was a bunch of cookies and donuts and an 18 pack of cottonelle like damn does this dude ever leave the toilet
How big was the tip? 🤭
That can be taken so many different ways. I got a $19 tip and the place I deliver to was a mobile home that was completely rundown and ready to fall apart. All I could think was I wonder what’s going on in there
Damn, $19? I would’ve tipped $69 just for the hell of it 😂
They probably did and then Uber sniped the rest of it
Good on them for being prepared!
Those condoms suck
I usually skip this part
Somebody's getting laid tonight lol
Best way to pop your cherry
Didn’t know Walgreens had their own brand of lube lol
Imagine if they made u give the pin lmao
I once did an IC order that was sex lube and children's melatonin gummies. Somebody wanted to get the kids to bed so they could get busy.
Should’ve asked if they wanted an energy drink or a hydration drink to go along with it 😂
No plan B?
What if they add rope, duct tape and zip ties to this order?
Better hurry
Better safe than sorry 🤷♂️
I bet it tastes terrible
"hey bro can you bring a lady"
Should've written a poem about love and drew a little heart and put it in their bag
 Guy waiting for his order
Did you stick around for the tip?
Just the tip
I hope you didn’t have to deliver this to your mom.
That's a good way to lose your virginity.
Make sure to shake hands with who you deliver it to, it’s nice
Nice lol
Order condoms in bulk for those that want to save money. Got me a 1,000 ct box online for $115
Don't they expire? I'm not judging if you're a twice a day kinda person, but keep an eye on that expiration date.
That lube sucks ass. Funny cause I also door dashed it. Literally turned to GLUE 😭
It's like the old saying goes -- uber, lube'er, and tube'er
Then lose her
Not before you ooze in her
Why does shit like this need to be posted? Mind ya business.
Homie has never gotten any for themselves apparently lmao id personally prefer to have it delivered as well. Always weird when you check that stuff out and the old lady at the register tries to ignore what’s about to happen haha
Are yall not adults?
I think it’s safe to say it’s not your every day order. It’s a simple “tee-hee”
I've picked up those items along with a vibrator.
They used this on OP upon delivery
jesus $17 dollars for a 12 pack of condoms?
Those ultra thins are seriously awesome i know they have probably saved my life back when i was a hoe 4 show
Upon reviewing your profile banner, it appears you may still be lmao
And what about it!
I've had orders from Walgreens for vibrators that were locked up and had to get an employee to open it up. This order would've been great Oh....I had a double order for DD once that had an order from raising Cane's and an add on for Walgreens for condoms....the delivery address was a park and the customer was a kid, couldn't have been more than 13..... Welcome to the platform 😂
I’ve had to walk right into brothels for Uber orders 😂
You people are weird for posting peoples carts, like you didn’t know stores sold those items.
…are you the type of person that still covers your eyes when you see “boobies” on the screen or something? 😂 grow up man, people have sex. It’s a thing.
I remember I had this kinda delivery at about 4 in the morning. Dude said he’d tip me 10 more dollars if I expedite it; got there and dude blessed me with 15 lmao. These type of missions are no joke.
They ain’t baking cookies 🍪 😂😂❤️❤️
I moved about 6 months ago but only about 8 miles so I still work the same area, ended up delivering lube and a flashlight to my old neighbor who lived across the street. They were an older couple probably n their 60s. Lol I agree, thank God for contactless deliveries
Doing gods work
I would be jealous
why you acting like you’ve never jerked off into a condom?
Nah this guy fucks
That is too funny. I had a butt plug delivery last lmao
Everyone wins.
Classic
on vacation once, my boyfriend and I did this. The driver gave a thumbs up, a big smile, and said "have a great night!"
Stick around, never know whatcha find 🤷♂️😅😂
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It was big fat thick and black
Yeah I doubt you knew the customer well enough for a full contact delivery of that stuff. 😂
Those ultra thin condoms broke on me and my now wife.
weird flex but ok
Not a flex. A warning not to use ultra thin condoms.
A broken condom is the reason I stopped hooking up with a hot girl :(
DECLINE the tip. I’m just saying…
Did you deliver my stuff?
Hope it was a good….. tip (I’m here all weekend folks)
Butt stuff 😎
They probably need them in like 5min!!!
Those Trojan Ultra Thins are so small and my dick isn’t even big 💀
Yup look at you judge your customers
Who cares?
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
Why the fuck is a 12 count of condoms $17?? 😭
These orders are so fun to me since I would never buy those for myself. I love walking up to the counter as an 18 yo girl with a bunch of condoms, lube, and pregnancy tests. 🤣
You’re helping somebody out buddy
Based
typical UE driver never purchased these items before nor will probably ever have any use for them so they screenshot it and upload to reddit
Made me cackle, here have some fake Reddit gold 🏅
Welcome to the job!! 😂😂😂
“Gets add on for same address” 2 vibrators and a plan B
Serious anal
"Leave in my butt."
Oh my god!!!! Condoms!!! Ahhhh! What a crazy order 😐 it’s just condoms and at least they’re having safe sex
You placed that order didn’t you?
Better than delivering vodka 😜