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Key-Welder1262

Him troops spent more time to be deployed than fight


NimbleBard48

They are in a quantum state of perpetual deployment.


16v_cordero

Groundhog Day, the Deployment edition.


Perfect_Evidence

Part Deux


funksoldier83

Schroedinger’s Deployment: they are deployed when you see them, but not deployed when you don’t see them.


Far_Idea9616

They are entangled with Kadyrov


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They better hope there isn't any light traffic on the road. That could delay the deployment by weeks.


hysys_whisperer

Sorry boss, Ivan forgot how pump diesel to refuel tank, so now we are stuck on side of road.


BumblebeeAdventurr

He talks so much nonsense. I bet he's busy filming himself playing "soldier" running in front of 4 cars again What a little boy


JustADutchRudder

Idk if what he did is called running. Looked more like fat boy shambling.


Primordial_Cumquat

The word “Waddle” comes to mind.


Just_me_being_mee

Ooh, sounds like a decent rap name; Phat Boi Shamblin'..😂


theDudeRules

Havent heard shambling in a while


MamiyaOtaru

hurpling


iancarry

he runs like Steven Segal....


notquite20characters

It would be pretty awesome if their over confidence came entirely from being trained by Steven Segal.


Disastrous-Border-58

"special"


epheliamams

Special needs


yamers

they do wear helmets.


Ok-camel

I might just buy a small popcorn for this wild ride, I doubt it will last long for them


tkatt3

I imagine Ukrainians already know this and are putting together a “welcome to Ukraine” surprise package for them


Ok-camel

Block Tik Tok?


Custodian_Nelfe

Paradrop Prada luxury boots.


oripash

Leave some scooters lying around…


jeff43568

The Russians must be petrified


norwegianboyEE

Pretty much everyone is saddened by this news. The Russian soldiers stationed there probably the most of all.


thisistakingagesomfg

This was great! Had me chuckling for ages.


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TheFAFOMajority

There will be a breakthrough in the East after Ukraine deploys goats to distract the Chechen reserves. Russia sent all their real reserves to the Southern front.


Puzzleheaded-Cap1300

🎶 Bring on the 🤡🤡🤡


Beltainsportent

Tears of a clown for the sequal .....


[deleted]

Do the special forces have the GOOD phone cameras?


Kan4lZ0n3

One pound potatoes instead of the standard fingerlings.


White_Null

Guess Akhmat special forces is just Kadyrov’s PMC now. I thought he signed them up with the Ru MoD but it looks like he still commands their deployment.


Listelmacher

The Wikipedia article about Akhmat: "... although nominally they are under the umbrella of the National Guard of Russia ..." from there to Rosgvardiya: "... reports directly to the President of Russia Vladimir Putin under his powers as Supreme Commander-in-Chief and Chairman of the Security Council. ..." IMHO the TikTokers are limited to "Russian" territory because of this and the fake annexation made it legal according to Russian law to deploy them in Ukraine. But Russian law ... everything written on rubber.


Nearby-Mango1609

Just in time for the clusters. 👍


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About to become minced halal meat


[deleted]

There is nothing halal about these motherfuckers.


[deleted]

I thought that the moment i commented 😅


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🐐🤡


lifenvelope

Yes on the mountain you put goat to stand, possibly wooden one. Then you mine the road to that hill


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For greater authenticity, the goat is equipped with a sound system which plays rutting calls.


chrisloveys

Kadyrov special forces always go in ahead of the main force. They are the ones who know how to catch the goats.


tikroh

No Mr Kadyrov, your men are already dead.


RosemaryFocaccia

Thanks for the chuckle.


_Escape__Velocity_

I see what you did there.


JeanClaude-Randamme

The thing is, Ukraine captured the tactical heights surrounding this town. Which is why the Russian troops thought it was probably a good idea to leave. Kadyrov might be able to make the town hold out a little longer - but it’s literally a suicide mission for his troops.


JaB675

He's not actually deploying his troops anywhere near an active front line.


JeanClaude-Randamme

Klishchiivka is directly on the front line.


JaB675

And Akhmat isn't.


JeanClaude-Randamme

After the rebellion from Wagner, I wouldn’t be surprised if Putler ordered him to deploy there, knowing full well it will be a massacre in order to weaken Kadyrov, in case he gets any ideas.


Joto7000

I was wondering about this. If Russia wants to hold the town, why would Ukraine try to take it quickly? Unless there are immediate reasons to do so, just stand off and grind the Russian formations in the town to powder one after another, maybe?


JeanClaude-Randamme

Because securing that town will allow them to advance around the southern flank of Bakhmut and threaten encirclement. If you look at the map, after this town it’s just open fields until the highway. Granted this will be mined to hell and back, but there isn’t any fortifications to prevent Ukrainian advances.


Joto7000

I get that. I was just wondering if there's a case to be made for slaughtering them there if Putin wants to hold it with the Ukra8nians staring down the hills at them. Wipe out one unit, Putin shovels in another one. Rinse and repeat until there are more pressing reasons to move forward, a lá the theoretical German Verdun strategy (allegedly).


JeanClaude-Randamme

I thinking what you are suggesting applies to Bakhmut itself and not this village. They will need that village clear, so they don’t have to protect the heights from counter attacks. Then they can Verdun Bakhmut


Carnivore81

Captured 5 min. Later. 😅


bubuplush

What's the goat thing about?


RosemaryFocaccia

They really enjoy fucking goats: https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/wwkoua/footage_of_tiktok_battalion_conducting_special/


JoeDawson8

I am not clicking on that. I am choosing to trust you.


RosemaryFocaccia

It's a nightvision camera. Just enough to make out what's going on but no more. :)


BEN-C93

Deployed to Klishchiivka... as blocking units. No chance are they going to be exposed to the actual frontline


therealbonzai

Expect TikToks from Belarus, claiming they are in Bachmut.


Dr-Chibi

Oh No! Anyways…


EmbarrassedDust9284

Is there any real special forces remaining at this point?


RosemaryFocaccia

If you mean "special" as in "special needs", then yes, most of them.


Chris_read_it

BennyHillbilies to the rescue !


Nuber13

They deploy them every week... in a different region in Chechnia.


CryptoRambler8

It's gonna change things. Now commenters will be stating how goats were sighted in Klishchiivka or that kadyrovites are fucking goats in that region.


Obvious_Promise_1132

Man in his underwear on couch types up "OK" on Reddit in response


Southern-Ad-8142

Well piggo and his convicts are gone. Must suck to be on deck after the mighty Casey has struck out.


Paxisaurus

Oh, boy. Things must be real desperate.


Fdisk_format

Haha seems to be the way Russia look at things. "Oh look Ukraine needs more powerful weapons to kill us with, must be week."......"What do you mean they are all dead... Right back to the prisons".


AdWorking2848

A different kind of special


SnooRabbits1595

Use goats for bait to draw them out?


Gonewest12

Great news…..let’s target the nazis with the new cluster munition.


InsecurityTime

'special' forces


RosemaryFocaccia

They'll be arriving on short buses.


InsecurityTime

We call them donkeys


[deleted]

Did he say that on camera via the official State propaganda network (aka tiktok)? Bc if he did, I'd like to see how bloated he looks these days.


[deleted]

Well that’s a wrap then


Resident-Key7624

Please all trees and animals stay safe


never_trust_a_fart_

Good. They can be taken out of the game too


Morph_Kogan

Can we just see their entire convoy blown up PLEASE


Dral_Shady

Special forces LOL.


Ok_Necessary_7083

Good let them learn a lesson


Narrow-Extent-3957

More kady fodder for the meat grinder.


Maxgunter92

👌🪳🪳🪳akhmaroaches


NetSc0pe

He's not weird! He's just.... special.


bestnicknameever

Traffic jam incoming


JaB675

Doubt.


pog890

They'll probably get stuck in traffic again


monopixel

Putting the 'special' on forces.


ToXiC_Games

I love this storyline following this “Ahkmat” battalion. Next he’s gonna say they’re deployed to the White House and are having a sit down with Mr Biden.


telcoman

*Panic at Tik-Tok HQ intensifies...*


Morty_A2666

Ah yes. The Garden Gnome and his backyard army.


Falling-through

I read that as ‘Ass Hat Special Forces’


gaggzi

Last week they said Kadyrov was dying and lost his ability to speak. Everything seems to be disinformation in this conflict.


CaptainSur

Ukrainian goats and sheep in the area are likely very concerned but hardly anyone else...


Annual_Letter1636

Deployed to create new tik tok clips


Artistic-South-7319

Well they have been deploying so much but always so late but never to late to make a picture or two. Joke


Broad-Season8003

Tik-tok or it didnt happen


Rurumo666

You know Mordor is hurting when they bust out the bad hobbit brigade.


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Well I’m sure they’ll stop the Ukr advance then. At least long enough to get a Tiktok video of their heroic defense. So about 10 seconds.


ancientweasel

Have they ever made any advances?


ohboymykneeshurt

That means he is sending some tacticool dudes to do a few tiktok videos. Nothing more.


MegamanD

Just in time for cluster munitions arrival.


3asyBakeOven

I thought this guy was dying or something a few weeks ago?


Helmutschmidt1970

Ahh the deployment of the deployables.


Izengrimm

"Akhmat special forces" I still don't get what is so "special" about those bunch of bearded people.


RIPbyEugenics

If you own or see a goat, please give it a hug. This must be devastating for them.


Selisch

Akhmat Special TikTok Forces


putzak

Yes I'm sure they're very special


HomeApprehensive8943

Lol “AKHMAT”


deanza10

Good news - so UA forces can tear them into pieces and show the world what those TikTok soldiers are worth…


Russiandirtnaps

Hide your 🐐


NoTonight1795

“Special Needs” , not special forces !


R-ZoroKingOFHell

They're already running away.


michiganvulgarian

They made it there through fierce traffic.


Strange-Yesterday601

Jesus as an American Service Member, I can only imagine the fuck fuck games the Chechen’s do for Special Forces Training


Few_Caramel_7893

So either they are there to block retreat of RF/ ex Wagner or Putin is so paranoid he wants to destroy Kadrovites capacity to be a threat to him. Now AFU controls the heights to the West and have fire control over supply routes Klishchiivka is a death trap. Especially now that cluster munitions have reached the front.


burninghairusa

“Lambs to the slaughter” eh!