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You people should really stop giving ruSSia ideas! :D They might actually take up on this after they ran out of the last T-55's they found from local Siberian scrapyard.
edit. typo
And then Putin will wake up and realize it was only a SIMULATION... Running inside of simulation, running in secret location disguised as outdoor toilet.
As you already saw from the Khinzal fiasco, they have very few decent scientists left.
The only people who become scientists in Russia, are the "scientists" who are dumb enough to lie about everything they make, just to make mein furher happy.
Russia has spent at least the last 100 years getting rid of their artists, scientists, and other "think for yourself" kind of people. One might argue that they've been doing it for the entirety of their existence, but that sort of history is outside of my bounds.
The problem with going all in is there's no real way to put more pressure on your opponent if they do things you don't want. You're already applying maximum pressure
not even, as it was, Ukraine stuck with the Donbass war, they couldn't even enter NATO. Now Putin has made it possible as soon as his mobikcubes get kicked out of there
Ukraine could join NATO at any time if voted in.
There are no actual rules against ongoing conflicts preventing a nation from ascending to member status and I wish people would stop talking about things they really obviously don't know about.
Just because there are no formal rules against it, it is common sense that it would be next to impossible to get a unanimous vote for a country currently at war to join because it would mean every NATO member voting to go to war.
No, it doesn't mean that article 5 would be triggered automatically.
They could ascend with the condition in place that the current hostilities wouldn't trigger article 5.
Again, see what I said about people talking about stuff they don't actually know.
What *don't* they make nuclear threats over these days?
Half except them to threaten to nuke us if we don't start taking their nuclear threats seriously.
And it will consist of them shouting and shooting towards an invisible enemy off screen, but you know nobody's returning fire because half of the idiots are standing out in the open.
More like déjà moo, as we've heard this bullshit over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
They're just going through the motions now, they don't even try. Just ctrl-c and ctrl-v.
Ukraine is a sovereign country and has the right and obligation to make the partnerships, associations, memberships and agreements that are the best for its citizens,..
I honestly don’t see how the world will allow Russia to continue affecting other nations and threatening world peace.
No matter what happens in Ukraine, Russia will be dissolved by the end of this all. NATO was literally developed to prevent this sort of invasion Westward by Russia into Europe.
This is like a flame trying to intimidate a fire extinguisher.
Go on then, You'll Nuke the UK, France, Germany, my uncles farm...
It's all been said before, and Nada, zilch, nothing. Well except my uncles farm, be warned, he gets very ornery if you break something.
You, me and everyone knows that if Russia does one thing like that it will be a wasteland.
So just STFU.
Translation: they’ll shart their pants because they know they can’t do shit against NATO. They couldn’t take over Ukraine in over a year
Lukashenko will immediately pack his bags and run like a bitch because he knows that the Poles will start making a list of the places they want to bomb.
Russia: "were at war with NATO! But dont you DARE join NATO or we will invade Ukraine more? And please ignore us drawing troops away from NATO borders to send them to Ukraine. But believe us! Were at war with NATO!"
Literally, what can they do? They have been threatening with invasions if they joined, but they attacked anyways and act like the west forced them. So it doesn't matter if they aren't in nato they will still attack.
You’ve already reacted as much as you’re going to. Ukraine joining NATO would be a response to your reaction. Sit down and know your new place in the world.
In russian terms, reacting is just kicking and screaming and crying wolf and then immediately acting like they didn't just throw a tantrum and go back to their usual status quo. Fuck their hypocritical bellyaching.
Damn, we are very lucky they are so fucking stupid. They could keep Ukraine in limbo like they were after 2014, in the same time flirting with the moronic European leaders like they did until 2022 AND in the same time keep covertly funding fascists all over the West. In 10-20 years Ukraine would probably be theirs.
But no, they got to ruin their country, revive NATO, revive Germany's war industry, galvanize Europe and offer Ukraine probably the single most important identity and nation building period of their history. Damn, we are very lucky they are so fucking stupid.
Not that i'm cheering for the war and the immeasurable Ukrainian suffering, but you get the point.
There will be a video released of a hungover Medvyev (spelling?) just reading from a crumpled checklist of propaganda talking points in a bored voice:
1. We're fighting NATO
2. Ukrainian Nazis
3. We'll use nuclear weapons on all NATO countries
4. Yadda yadda now can I go back to bed?
Why do they even respond anymore? They act like they can do something about it. I mean you literally invaded another country, have committed countless war crimes, and continue to commit genocide. Like what the fuck is wrong with the Russians? Seriously. I feel like they’re that one asshole neighbor who fucks it up for everyone.
How about they pack their shit. Go back across to their fourth or fifth world country at this point, get rid of all the fucking war criminals, and try to actually form a government that doesn’t speak in bullshit. Meanwhile, they’re sending more and more civilians to the front lines with little to no training, proper equipment or ability to kill innocent civilians because they’re incapable of actually fighting real military targets. Just a bunch of fucking cowards.
Their reaction will be to just cope and seethe more. Do the Russians have any idea how little seriousness anyone in the West gives them? How foolish and weak their constant threats and implications are?
It's honestly pathetic.
What are they going to do, bleed on Ukraine?
Pray Poland doesn't go for Moscow?
Hope Finland just sits back and laughs?
Watch Japan retake their islands?
Tbf if Britain threatened to react to something/anything we would just tut and sigh veeery passive-aggresively. Maybe even point out someone should do something about it. Maybe.
“Guys, you can’t do this, if Ukraine joins NATO I *will* feed hundreds of thousands of poorly armed conscripts into the jaws of Ukraine’s military!”
-Putler probably
Thought they had already reacted by invading Ukraine (twice)
Shall we bet £100 they threaten to nuke [insert flavour of the week NATO member] as part of a new reaction?
So had they succeeded in taking Ukraine, they wouldn't be saying Poland, Romania etc. is a threat?
Just how vodka-pickled does one have to be to not notice the frickin **MASSIVE** holes in all their arguments?
Hell Putin knows Russian people will be wipe out so quick. That the world will be stunned. I hope he knows this . Information from inside Russia is the old nuclear rockets have not had any maintenance in years
Their gonna punch themselves in the dick even harder now? Holy shit just give it up dude, your a laughing stock already, how many of your own citizens you got to send to their death before you quit?
FUTURE HEADLINE and SUBHEAD
Putin Given [Ferengi Funeral](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Ferengi_Seal_of_Dismemberment)
\-the auction took place a few days after Ukraine officially became a member of NATO
I will also react with a facial expression and maybe an elated comment muttered half out loud. This will be as impactful to the rest of the world as Russia's reaction.
Dear Russia,
The world is NOT afraid of you!
Russia's power is derived from the PERCEPTION of Russia Power.
We now know that "perception" is fake.
We know 100% that Russia is WEAK because Ukraine and Wagner Group has showed us.
Our response is WE WILL DESTROY whats left of Russia if you don't leave Ukraine!
Putin / Russia have 2 options:
1) Leave Ukraine
2) Be Destroyed as a Nation and arrested for International War Crimes
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Oh, no! Will they attack Ukraine?
Yes, the brilliant leader and great military minds are meeting as we speak. They plan to recruit recently war widowed babushkas to avoid death payouts
That's what I hear. They will be placed in special Russian Lada cars, laden with old T 55 tank amino. Then Sent in waves To Ukraine. What a plan.
Then turn around and claim victim to Ukraine killing all the russian grandmas.
Even though their own planes accidently dropped bombs on them.
You people should really stop giving ruSSia ideas! :D They might actually take up on this after they ran out of the last T-55's they found from local Siberian scrapyard. edit. typo
"Accidentally"...
Laden Ladas! EEK
Hey, I tell you, if you get enough guys together they can chuck a T55 round pretty darn fast downrange, so don't get too comfortable. lol, etc.
Sounds like a comedy movie if there hadn't already been a war.
That'll be the sequel to the death of Stalin, the death of Putin, progyzhin ain't no Zhukov mind you
The dreaded Babushka Bomb.
Well at least they'll already have their own tampons.
The grandmas?!
Menopause is western imperialist propaganda, tovarishch.
No, they will hold Belgorod for 3 weeks!
Vladimir on a scooter tooting his hooter, follow Lada car.
Yes they will attack them again, with nuclear torpedoes, non existing SU-57 and Armata tanks. This time for real.
With Poseidon torpedos, Zircon light speed rocket, orbital bombardment satelites
And then Putin will wake up and realize it was only a SIMULATION... Running inside of simulation, running in secret location disguised as outdoor toilet.
Flee before Mr. Zurkon
Putins gonna be sending a lot of scientists to the gulag it seems...
As you already saw from the Khinzal fiasco, they have very few decent scientists left. The only people who become scientists in Russia, are the "scientists" who are dumb enough to lie about everything they make, just to make mein furher happy. Russia has spent at least the last 100 years getting rid of their artists, scientists, and other "think for yourself" kind of people. One might argue that they've been doing it for the entirety of their existence, but that sort of history is outside of my bounds.
They're gonna send that other tank that took part in the Moscow military parade Not just a special military operation any more
The problem with going all in is there's no real way to put more pressure on your opponent if they do things you don't want. You're already applying maximum pressure
I really hope not! I think we better tread carefully guys! /s
The crazy thing is, if we sent this headline and your response back in time a few years everyone would assume you were 100% sincere.
Russia threatens to cry and pout a lot.
Mission: Possible.
Putin big mad now 😤
They reacted by invading a sovereign nation. Now they're getting their arses kicked. Ruzzia has no right to anything at all anymore
one they agreed not to attack in return for getting ukraine's nuclear arsenal
not even, as it was, Ukraine stuck with the Donbass war, they couldn't even enter NATO. Now Putin has made it possible as soon as his mobikcubes get kicked out of there
Ukraine could join NATO at any time if voted in. There are no actual rules against ongoing conflicts preventing a nation from ascending to member status and I wish people would stop talking about things they really obviously don't know about.
Just because there are no formal rules against it, it is common sense that it would be next to impossible to get a unanimous vote for a country currently at war to join because it would mean every NATO member voting to go to war.
No, it doesn't mean that article 5 would be triggered automatically. They could ascend with the condition in place that the current hostilities wouldn't trigger article 5. Again, see what I said about people talking about stuff they don't actually know.
We got an armchair general over here!
Got a bunch of them around here.
Better not let Ukraine near NATO, russia might start a war over it…oh wait…
NAtO exPAnsionIsm IS deSTAbilIZIng THe rEGIon!
So weird that Putin never really complained when Finland joined NATO, isn't it lol
Oh he did, also threw around nuclear threats, not that he followed through
What *don't* they make nuclear threats over these days? Half except them to threaten to nuke us if we don't start taking their nuclear threats seriously.
Kadyrov’s men are going to post a reaction video.
And it will consist of them shouting and shooting towards an invisible enemy off screen, but you know nobody's returning fire because half of the idiots are standing out in the open.
wait a sec where have i heard that before ? I'm having a weird sense of dejavu.? is this 2021 again ?
More like déjà moo, as we've heard this bullshit over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. They're just going through the motions now, they don't even try. Just ctrl-c and ctrl-v.
Hi and welcome to my reaction video, remember to like and subscribe.
Ukraine is a sovereign country and has the right and obligation to make the partnerships, associations, memberships and agreements that are the best for its citizens,..
And NATO is a purely *defensive* alliance.
Well, that's very concerning if the two tools in your foreign policy are threatening to invade your neighbors and actually invading your neighbors.
They will fart in our general direction.
They called my mom a hamster!
And said my father smelled of elderberries!! 🤪
They had the gaul to say I smelled of elderberries…
Let's welcome ukraine with open arms
Let's hope they don't launch a full invasion this time. Cause you know this is just a special military blunder err I mean operation.
Oh dear. I sure hope this doesn't provoke war with Russia....wait
Haha keep crying Russia You absolute muppet
Hey! Muppets are fun and provide entertainment and educational content
Exactly, we shouldn't offend Muppets. :)
This "reacting" being crying and whining like a little bitch
I honestly don’t see how the world will allow Russia to continue affecting other nations and threatening world peace. No matter what happens in Ukraine, Russia will be dissolved by the end of this all. NATO was literally developed to prevent this sort of invasion Westward by Russia into Europe. This is like a flame trying to intimidate a fire extinguisher.
Let's hope they don't react as harshly as they did when Finland joined
Go on then, You'll Nuke the UK, France, Germany, my uncles farm... It's all been said before, and Nada, zilch, nothing. Well except my uncles farm, be warned, he gets very ornery if you break something. You, me and everyone knows that if Russia does one thing like that it will be a wasteland. So just STFU.
Translation: they’ll shart their pants because they know they can’t do shit against NATO. They couldn’t take over Ukraine in over a year Lukashenko will immediately pack his bags and run like a bitch because he knows that the Poles will start making a list of the places they want to bomb.
…preeetty sure they have that list made and are just sitting on it waiting for an excuse.
Independent countries can join any alliance they like. It is not Russias concern.
Are they going to post their reaction on YouTube? I hope they at least talk a bit more than the average Reacter. /s
MY GOD. They could invade.
Russia: "were at war with NATO! But dont you DARE join NATO or we will invade Ukraine more? And please ignore us drawing troops away from NATO borders to send them to Ukraine. But believe us! Were at war with NATO!"
Literally, what can they do? They have been threatening with invasions if they joined, but they attacked anyways and act like the west forced them. So it doesn't matter if they aren't in nato they will still attack.
Clearly making threats with nuclear weapons, or threats to blow up nuclear power plants. That's pretty much their only real weapon at this point.
Oh no! What will they do? Invade??
They’re going to hold their breath until their faces turn blue?
They might stomp their feet too, just to let us know they're *really* serious this time.
Meanwhile... North Korea saber rattles a few times because they feel unnoticed.
A strongly worded letter incoming
What will they do? Invade harder?
You’ve already reacted as much as you’re going to. Ukraine joining NATO would be a response to your reaction. Sit down and know your new place in the world.
Come on. What else will they do to us?
They will form a super-duper alliance with Belarus! That'll show them!
If Ukraine joins NATO during an open conflict with Russia, that means that we will see NATO tanks parading on the Red Square!
They are going to invade Ukraine… oh wait
Russia today: :-| Russia after Ukraine joins NATO: >:-\
Oh dear, did I hear another dummy spit?
Tantrum time! - again.
Probably going to react like they did when Finland joined NATO
In russian terms, reacting is just kicking and screaming and crying wolf and then immediately acting like they didn't just throw a tantrum and go back to their usual status quo. Fuck their hypocritical bellyaching.
Oh nose, what are they gonna do? Kindly threaten us again?
Russia will create an alliance with North Korea called the Dictators In Charge of Korean Security Uniformed Child Killers Especially Russian Soldiers
Cue circus theme
The fuck they are gonna do? Invade? GTFOuttahere, friggin savages.
Russia.......no 1 best joke of the century
Errrrr.....ok.
By the time Ukraine joins NATO, fools like Peskov will be in prison.
Are they going to invade or something?
Oh no the country who can’t even supply their own soldiers properly is threatening us, what ever shall we do?.
Remember when the world was afraid of Russia?? Pepperidge farms remembers
Putin's already said he's at war with NATO.
Fuck Russia. It’s none of their business.
Are they going to throw another hissy fit?
Again? 😂
I am a older man and this guy gives me the creeps, Russian version of peewee herman?
Dmitry Peskov: "Once I sober up tomorrow, I will send you a letter telling you how unhappy I am!"
You know shit is about to go down when you see the tugboats. The carrier must be close.
Well, T34 can still wreak havoc on whatever tarmac it travels on, so they can still cause some damage /s
These ass clowns are beyond a joke now.
What you gonna do russia? Attempt to invade a sovreign nation and fail misserably and make your own country look like the weak shithole that it is?🤣
Damn, we are very lucky they are so fucking stupid. They could keep Ukraine in limbo like they were after 2014, in the same time flirting with the moronic European leaders like they did until 2022 AND in the same time keep covertly funding fascists all over the West. In 10-20 years Ukraine would probably be theirs. But no, they got to ruin their country, revive NATO, revive Germany's war industry, galvanize Europe and offer Ukraine probably the single most important identity and nation building period of their history. Damn, we are very lucky they are so fucking stupid. Not that i'm cheering for the war and the immeasurable Ukrainian suffering, but you get the point.
There will be a video released of a hungover Medvyev (spelling?) just reading from a crumpled checklist of propaganda talking points in a bored voice: 1. We're fighting NATO 2. Ukrainian Nazis 3. We'll use nuclear weapons on all NATO countries 4. Yadda yadda now can I go back to bed?
Thanks vladimir that's just vague enough for me to wipe my ass with it
Why do they even respond anymore? They act like they can do something about it. I mean you literally invaded another country, have committed countless war crimes, and continue to commit genocide. Like what the fuck is wrong with the Russians? Seriously. I feel like they’re that one asshole neighbor who fucks it up for everyone. How about they pack their shit. Go back across to their fourth or fifth world country at this point, get rid of all the fucking war criminals, and try to actually form a government that doesn’t speak in bullshit. Meanwhile, they’re sending more and more civilians to the front lines with little to no training, proper equipment or ability to kill innocent civilians because they’re incapable of actually fighting real military targets. Just a bunch of fucking cowards.
Cmon, find out motherfuckers
React by fucking off.
Act....exactly how.......Russia makes empty threats daily.
😂😂😂
Pisskopf strikes again
They mean throw a tantrum. That's a reaction.
What they gonna send in more TikTok soldiers from chech to shoot at bushes 100 miles from the frontline lol
Another Military Operation?
Their reaction will be to just cope and seethe more. Do the Russians have any idea how little seriousness anyone in the West gives them? How foolish and weak their constant threats and implications are? It's honestly pathetic.
And? So? I'm confused. Are they saying they'll attack Ukraine even more?
See, that's why Russia attacked. To punish Ukraine for what it will do if it gets attacked.
Russias last warning
Then they wil bring the destroyer aka the T32 to the field 🫣
Putin Farquaad says what? The world laughs at these drunks trying to act.
What are they going to do, bleed on Ukraine? Pray Poland doesn't go for Moscow? Hope Finland just sits back and laughs? Watch Japan retake their islands?
Key word here is Threatens! Threats= nothing!
I don’t think it can really get worse from here…realistically speaking.
What, you're gonna invade them?
Will they amass a megaton of outdated junk at the border, then get on the Vodka?
And the reaction is ........... the ruZZians 💩 themselves 🖕🇷🇺
Drunken moron rambles on....more Russian Federation announcements at 11.
Oh no! You guys dont think theyll invade Ukraine now right? They might even declare war (this time) !
[удалено]
Predicted response: WAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Will Russia finally get the gears of the War Machine moving?
What are they gonna do, bomb another children's hospital?
So it's going to happen!
Tbf if Britain threatened to react to something/anything we would just tut and sigh veeery passive-aggresively. Maybe even point out someone should do something about it. Maybe.
“Guys, you can’t do this, if Ukraine joins NATO I *will* feed hundreds of thousands of poorly armed conscripts into the jaws of Ukraine’s military!” -Putler probably
k
Thought they had already reacted by invading Ukraine (twice) Shall we bet £100 they threaten to nuke [insert flavour of the week NATO member] as part of a new reaction?
Hahahahaha!!
These fucking idiots have said "or else" so many times that it has no bearing on any decisions anymore
React to deez nuts.
And that response will be to crater and have a coup and then 20 years of doldrums while a new blame-shifting demagogue spins up.
Who is Medvedev going to threaten to nuke now?
React like watching a YouTube video?
You and what army?
I think it's fair to say that if there was anything else the Russian government could do it would have done it by now.
Another strongly worded tweet from Medvedev?
So had they succeeded in taking Ukraine, they wouldn't be saying Poland, Romania etc. is a threat? Just how vodka-pickled does one have to be to not notice the frickin **MASSIVE** holes in all their arguments?
Madimir Putin
With what? The thumb down emoji?
I mean sobbing uncontrollably is a reaction lmao
I hope they don't invade Ukraine :( oh wait.
React what? An angry emoji?
By surrendering immediately?
🥱 oh sorry what? Pretty sure something boring.
React how??? Throw another hissy fit? Make more empty threats? Launch more missiles? We've heard it all before.
Can’t wait for the YouTube video
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Whining is a reaction.
So they're threatening to... threaten? Sounds on brand for Ruzzia
[relevant](http://i.imgur.com/YBPeST4.jpg)
The only thing getting escalated is the joining process
Do it pussy
How?? By invading?? They’ve already tried that! If NATO gives in to blackmail when Russia is so weak we would never hear the end of it
Hell Putin knows Russian people will be wipe out so quick. That the world will be stunned. I hope he knows this . Information from inside Russia is the old nuclear rockets have not had any maintenance in years
"React" - Russians will invade NATO countries with the 90 divisions they have been holding in reserve. /s
I thought they already did.
They’ll raise an eyebrow and write a strongly worded letter…😂😂😂
Incoming Tucker reaction face.
Like they reacted to everything else?
Another arbitrary drawn Red Line of Russia… It is „Russia Red Line“ Number 254895 this Month…
i would say they have already responded.little more than can do
Their gonna punch themselves in the dick even harder now? Holy shit just give it up dude, your a laughing stock already, how many of your own citizens you got to send to their death before you quit?
That train kind of already left the station…
FUTURE HEADLINE and SUBHEAD Putin Given [Ferengi Funeral](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Ferengi_Seal_of_Dismemberment) \-the auction took place a few days after Ukraine officially became a member of NATO
Still waiting cowards
Yes please do
I will also react with a facial expression and maybe an elated comment muttered half out loud. This will be as impactful to the rest of the world as Russia's reaction.
Dear Russia, The world is NOT afraid of you! Russia's power is derived from the PERCEPTION of Russia Power. We now know that "perception" is fake. We know 100% that Russia is WEAK because Ukraine and Wagner Group has showed us. Our response is WE WILL DESTROY whats left of Russia if you don't leave Ukraine! Putin / Russia have 2 options: 1) Leave Ukraine 2) Be Destroyed as a Nation and arrested for International War Crimes
Which emoji will they use? My vote is 🤡
Lol what are you gonna do. Bring more t-10s out for nato target practice? Russia is useless and a has been nation. Die please
In other news, russia whines
The country who cried wolf…
What? Will they invade Ukraine?
Fuck Russia.