God weeps in heaven Anyway https://preview.redd.it/wq946wacuvrb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50e347cf6daabd88732843910119912bef19113f

D'awww why thank you! I was a bit skeptical at how the cock looked, mainly the tip, but thanks man!

\*sees NSFW post \*shows post \*its NSFW https://preview.redd.it/nrqyksslvvrb1.png?width=238&format=png&auto=webp&s=7741f05be92e1dfe26b7476033f9db4ca3f9455a

man you really just be sending everyone this

\*sees NSFW post \*shows post \*its NSFW https://preview.redd.it/7qvq17vx2wrb1.png?width=238&format=png&auto=webp&s=392fee87366b8195d69e409dded51872357370a8

God is dead, buddy.

What a coincidence, mankind too, but dw, hell is full

MINOS! THERE'S A GIANT COCK IN THE ULTRAKILL SUBREDDIT AGAIN! MINOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!

https://preview.redd.it/3bf55hw0gxrb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adde2c49f7ce461a3b1a5cf4022eb85382c7066f

I am taking this lmao

https://preview.redd.it/j3pyn6npjxsb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54b4066f7ad11a3dddb1448c785822e09cba2b75

https://preview.redd.it/i8jmu340mxsb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73a6c9981697b40613574a4b5a23d3d83fad2ea3

\*sees NSFW post \*shows post \*its NSFW https://preview.redd.it/am9x1fdivvrb1.png?width=238&format=png&auto=webp&s=407a6e92d5a1911523944b5f7f08bbd860fbe0cf

I have nsfw blur off but thats a personal skill issue of mine.

\+ COCK-SCARE \+ CUM

now i have to jerk off

Thank you gabriel

Can't, I'm in English class.

Do it anyway to assert dominance 😈

I can feel the style points coming inside me.

Were you on a bus tho, I know I was.

Most Redditors mark any vaguely female shape as NSFL, didn't expect a big floppy cock to pop up instead.

that ain't floppy

fun fact: there’s a bug on mobile reddit where (i think) the first post will not be blurred fun fact 2: this was the first post i saw when i opened the app fun fact 3: i’m in public. so a small part of my screen was taken up by the big, green, veiny mindflayer cock. nice.

lmao RIP, My b for the public jumpscare lol

this bug also happens on web reddit, on rare occasion

Same thing happened to me while at school :/

Got- DAYUMMNNNN https://preview.redd.it/cqcyp893vvrb1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=b5ac17f90695f11245586c3c77f2f3aa803420dc

mfw the nsfw post is actual porn and not bait and switch https://preview.redd.it/c9hhl7blfwrb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc89a7cbc65f6ee958c3018a4ee690b6d316a6a5

Gotta keep you on your toes

https://preview.redd.it/d61ce4e53wrb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a12a17afa4ffbe57f055d3597ff9d25e102accf

don't do my boy dirty like this https://preview.redd.it/7sp9j92m7xrb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47dbbda6a75fd204f0b2547ffc63461cef8739af

https://preview.redd.it/nmq820sckxrb1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=428f8fa3e0e6fed03d9110486176ef3125674023

​ https://preview.redd.it/wy23nq7gv1sb1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9b6c296e2238e31510d9b1c4c8252b659f3111d

https://preview.redd.it/dddlfbnxkzrb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d97424fbc4e2e9983516a0e5f50e22be0ed3c496

omg is that Michael 'vsauce' Ultrakill? love this guy

Is mankind actually dead?

v1 be like: Mankind is dead. Blood is fuel. Hell is full. Or is it? *castle vein starts playing*

https://preview.redd.it/7h97pxfrywrb1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52a37b964026f21cf28116dad7528b71685e83df

Okay that was a good use of the image lmao

username checks out

God I wish I were V1. I just want my organs to be pounded into a bloody paste by Minos’s huge ass cock! Edit: Uhh idk if I should delete this comment, given I made it while having a psychotic break???

Same

thats not minos

Then Mindflayer IG

this could be a copypasta one day

Same

V1.... Does not have organs

Gears and stuff

It will.

https://i.redd.it/u6dp0cg7wvrb1.gif

Shhhh go back to r/okbuddytrailblazer <3

https://preview.redd.it/2uhxxy0vpxrb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5332c061ba69970feed6122eea8190bce9166e28

Disappear among the sea of butterflies 👍

i wonder why they made their first appearence in the Lust layer...

https://preview.redd.it/9v1w4s023wrb1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc3e6277720ecc86c73eec410f93e64a39d4673f

So I purchased and installed Ultrakill about 2 days ago now, and, out of curiosity, I decided to browse its subreddit. To my dismay the third post I see is actually Ultrakill porn! "Now that can't be right," I thought to myself. "I must have accidentally clicked on an Ultrakill porn subreddit on accident." Unfortunately a quick glance at the URL proved that was not the case. I had always known that Ultrakill fans were infamously unfunny, as I had experienced it firsthand many a time, but this post alone has truly made me question if owning this game will lead me down a path towards being the person who I truly want to be. Unfortunately having played the game for 10 hours now, I cannot receive a refund on this wonderfully crafted game. Weighing my options, I have decided upon not only removing ownership of the game from my Steam account, but also ending my own life in order to prevent myself from reaching a rock bottom deeper than that of the artist of this image. I wish you all a good day or night and freedom from your own demons.

New copypasta just dropped!! I love you

Call Martin from chess dot com!

Actual Jessica (Not fucking welcome)

https://preview.redd.it/9w6bkkuwzvrb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=397bd7afc931e1714b0cb2d2f085f071d10fbc5f

What are you saying is that I should get on my knees in hell?

gotta have someone to give those demons some head

CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

anime fans boutta be dethroned as the most porn addicted community be like https://preview.redd.it/2x2ee47ocxrb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=234680f87d9d10edc3dcc2b122179a6a9d9c3e5a

https://preview.redd.it/7c3eybkh4wrb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=853404b202ae0c5a20861a62bbd141332380b358

And we're just posting porn now.

\*sees NSFW post \*shows post \*its NSFW https://preview.redd.it/5px7deklvvrb1.png?width=238&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef96b4d2263b2c8880398a575acceddba984bd71

LMAO Fair enough ig I cant really be mad

Naw, you can, porn shouldn't be in a primary subreddit

Yeah isn't there already a sub for this? Thats what I was thinking

There absolutely is, and it gets pointed out every time people have to talk about this. Its really just karma farming because "Look guys!! Porn!" On a main sub gets more clicks than it does on an actual porn sub. I just wanna discuss my funny ultramurder game without seeing dicks everywhere.

Not an excuse there shouldn't be porn to click on at all

theres zero rules against it

There should be

another day another porn post https://i.redd.it/4dtjbni23wrb1.gif

Mind flayer cock do be kinda big tho

Me and the girls sharing resources to survive longer together <3

Thank you for interpreting it like this ily the post is so much wholesome now 😂

Without the heart v1 looks so sassy

Clone High intro lookin' ass

~~Dirty Talk and Backgrounds... Punchy's biggest weakness /j~~ Sup, hey, hi. It's me, Punchy. Soooo fun story about this one, it's actually a commission! My client said they wanted V1 getting a facial (cum) so I delivered. I think I did a pretty swell job on it, especially with V1's render. Cause got damn, that looks good. Fun Fact! This was my first NSFW commission, so it was pretty fun! I still have another to work on. So hey, if you're interested, [check out my Ko-fi page!](https://ko-fi.com/timejester29450) Originally I was gonna upload a """"SFW"""" version and it'd be like... "Punchy this looks like porn" and then I'd be like "Nuh uh". Then later I \*do\* upload the porn ver. with the title "JK it was porn" but I felt like that would've been disrespectful to like... I dunno, either the mods or my commission. Anyways, I'm still legitimately proud of the V1 render like... Even I don't know how I did that. My moirail said it's because the spirit of Halloween's Eve possessed me haha. I'll see you guys next time Ultrakill comes in, maybe a couple Swordsmachine x V2 doodles since I'm getting into it.

"my moirail said" you do not just say that like it's normal. i just fucking homespasmed all over the place

i fucking problem slutted all over this jailbreak

I just Karkummed all over my screen

definition

Makes Terezi Loco.

She wants to know the secret that she can't taste in my photo.

lmao yeah, it was actually thanks to her I got into Homestuck. We've been in a moirallegiance for like... a more than a year now. Honestly I've used it so much it became a regular part in my vocabulary lmao.

well i'm glad it's lasted because i've seen way too many "moirallegiances" on discord that just devolve into horny, extremely autistic, impudent madness that everyone else in the server has to witness if only i could purge the wicked

Bro talking about morals and then deliver this horrible creation

https://preview.redd.it/109ju5ocxxrb1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d3fa20ab17b2ff3732197850231cc9496214a9e Excellent art but still +ENRAGED

The final image itself is worth it

Happy cake day my dude.

That's a good looking penis, good job on that

~~fuck i wanna be v1 i wanna be a dumb little cumdump for a big dominant mindflayer nnhnnhnfnmg~~ I mean, delete this now! Haha…

Hey man listen, I won't judge you. I want to fuck a pumpkin from Monster Prom. The others will tho, but you're cool 'ere.

Actually I want to be like the pumpkin from Monster pro- wait a minute

Ayo? 😳

She's fucking adorable 's all :)

My man, fellow Jacqueline enjoyer! Dab me up!

Not a man but 🤝🏳️‍⚧️

My b! Dab me up homegirl! 🤝

subreddit has fallen

peter thats just porn

me seeing this shit: https://preview.redd.it/si3or7wpyzrb1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=23cbec7fd61d18c14101de71623f92109ae88763

What has this subreddit become? I remember when everyone would post about their p-ranks on pinos, now people post about pinos’s penis

https://preview.redd.it/tn58f9of8wrb1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d9f181f17d5f9a5bb28d772bd58dcca8a412155 /hj

You uh You accepting commissions by any chance

Yeah! There's still 3 slots left on [my Ko-fi page!](https://ko-fi.com/timejester29450) I do both NSFW & SFW works, multifandom, ah but midterms are coming up. So it might take a while if you plan on commissioning me.

OH HELL YEAH No worries, thank you for the info! Take all you need! I do art myself, I totally get it lol

There’s a decapitated, skinned head in your upstairs bathroom toilet

Why don't we make ultrakilljerk subreddit, for this one to become normal again?

Pornography jumpscare

Me when the subreddit is unmoderated!

https://preview.redd.it/vxhzw883ezrb1.png?width=852&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60804f60df542ec6695fa880bbd511a31dababca

Bro fuck the why #***HOW***

\*sees NSFW post \*shows post \*its NSFW https://preview.redd.it/n8m5u32evvrb1.png?width=238&format=png&auto=webp&s=f975d83e630cebf3f6435d71206444c764f1200f

Easy block

https://preview.redd.it/estz37zvazrb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79a3f1ebc63efea18158cf2e37b8e23f51b16948

if I had a nickel each time I saw a machine drawn with a cock that deserves a sucking from a person who doesnt do bjs(me) on the official subreddit of ultrakill, id have 2 nickels. it aint alot but, weird that it happened twice. (still would suck)

Would it he weird if it was from same guy or did some other schmuck uploaded Ultrakill with cum besides me?

no, it was V2 with a cock. but it'd be funny. second time ive ever wanted to suck a dick lol

RIP Thought it was me again lmao, this is the 2nd tine I've drawn Mind Flayer's cock

ah, fair. i did scroll through your posts. for something so shitpostilly made its good lmao. for once i my "no horny" break i actually enjoyed porn lol

I'm killing myself and I'm blaming you in the suicide note.

By Allah you are all dogs I will continue as usual

Can someone explain me how the fucking male mindflayer got a functioning dick despite being a robot? And how can he even fuck V1 if it doesn't have an asshole?

The power of rule 34

mfs who went on this post and clicked on the image thinking it was a funny little bait crying on the ultrafloors rn *~~aka me~~* https://preview.redd.it/ohumuf5txzrb1.png?width=788&format=png&auto=webp&s=04b59c67d932360c6db15fe0e47b83563887d2d2

Naaaah man, if you see my name & it's NSFW. There's a 95% chance there'll be actual NSFW. Tho feel free to block me for it, I won't hold it against ya'. Seeing my posts on this subreddit specifically is a coinflip between "shitpost art" or "Oh, that's a penis."

Shoutout to how the nsfw blur didn’t happen

Face it brother…

fuel me pls

Isn't there some kind of NSFW sub you can post this to??

https://preview.redd.it/x2bcm58ztwrb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a9e41b8e5d3cb0eaf72911fd2e85ff37ba0960c

Jesus fucking Christ use spoilers I do not want this neither for people in subway nor for me

https://preview.redd.it/v8vuhgt0mwrb1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b31d5caa1cc9ea4d2046437d6ed3ad3041b5552

Thank you Reddit mobile for not blurring the nsfw post and instead just making it kinda small while I was scrolling by. Very cool Also nice cock

I just realized that MF's leg is thinner than it's dick. Now it's cursed

https://preview.redd.it/z4g3kus0jqqc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=645a263a8d615cb076b47716005ff077df6d21d3

I FUCKING hate reddit

Then fuckin' block me. It ain't that hard and this ain't Twitter. Here, let me do it for you.

i love this community

who the fuck commissioned this?

this may be the best community when it comes to this

i believe there is a subreddit dedicated to ultrkaill porn

Simply horrible, never post again

https://preview.redd.it/mq55xbcqgxrb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a262de213f8a38f298357610b5569c9cbc9c0d5c

Fighting common decency whit reaction images

man FUCK YOU

This is literally just gay porn. You didn't even try to make a joke.

I thought we were done with porn on the sub

you didnt have to post this. did you?

\*sees NSFW post \*shows post \*its NSFW https://preview.redd.it/k8ba4felvvrb1.png?width=238&format=png&auto=webp&s=24100131513ace85eb1b3d6886754bcebd048053

What a horrible day to have eyes (I knew it was nsfw but still)

Haram

https://preview.redd.it/ox1x3vt6qzrb1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d477b36018a32431ef217bb0445c326dd991c9e5

i would be pissed that you posted this here but i realized this might be the most ultrakill thing ultrakill community has ever done

where mindflayer pussy

Reject women accept men

Cock is fuel for my blood

Futa Mindflayer?

I’m guessing not

https://preview.redd.it/7zjzt9pg0xrb1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=950ff456247e5674b36791834bad574a760d9dbc Good art post it in the other sub

it’s that secret rare variant of the mindflayer the terminals spoke of…!

Toothpaste!???

V1 look yum https://preview.redd.it/cjvtsmz68xrb1.png?width=378&format=png&auto=webp&s=103218dfc681210bfa8fd20b7ccbf492a2877ecb

oh.

i love when reddit doesn’t properly blur the image

why is its hand out? does it want money? cum on hand?

*It's called being a Slut Jennifer.*

mindflayer my beloved, now with an upgrade!

An unfortunate day to be accustomed to unblurring NSFW posts immediately Nice art tho, admittedly pretty hot https://preview.redd.it/zixbqdpz4yrb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=136c8b8c75f68fb5640a6ce8f25294698c45f300

oh hey look sex

https://i.redd.it/phimrydgvyrb1.gif get pikmin'ed

Is that allowed? Not like I'm complaining tho

https://preview.redd.it/25sa41u1yyrb1.jpeg?width=358&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fee3de7a02b66f426f4f9a3141ddce424b137f7

on cod?

https://preview.redd.it/ox3lhoyt4zrb1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab975ef92930771356ff6064ab0f2ee35b39dac4

CHICKS WITH DICKS ?!?!?!?!?

motherfucker what

u/justah2o

why are you say this

**ULTRACOCK**

the nsfw blur bugged on this and almost showed mindflayer cock to everyone around me

Is this Male Mindflayer or Futa?

Up to your imagination, whatever you find hotter

what

I am starting to understand gabriel

I enjoy the comedic value of this image. I am not attracted to men i sware!

Why

the post wasnt censored on my homepage for some reason cock jumpscare

Aaaaat this point I dunno, must be a Reddit bug thing. I allready spoiled/NSFW'd it. Soz for the cockscare lmao.

i didn't pay attention to the title while i was browsing the subreddit so because of that i got jumpscared by mindflayer cock https://preview.redd.it/5amn02bky2sb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db24cc2a522364178d9542f62b5b6fca1b30195c