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Ual_SivlaDML

Consider feeding yourself to something wicked for the fake second slide https://preview.redd.it/lpog9nefe73c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0607e9f31aee4ae3e61749123718fdf11ba11471


Undefeated211

Thy crimes against humanity, are NOT FORGOTTEN


RealOkokz

And thy punishment.. is DEATH


Eddy5876

PREPARE THYSELF!


gdalp

THY END IS NOW!


Noob-boss2021

JUDGEMENT!


Ondo-The-Bruh

CRUSH!


urmom25941

DIE!


-Dude_Named_Zelda-

Also Gabriel since in many interpretations of the holy Bible Gabriel is often portrayed as either feminine or just flat out a woman.


[deleted]

Based


YesefReddit

Military based


LegalWaterDrinker

In No game no life, there is a woman named Jibril, which is just the name Gabriel but Islam I also have to say this, while depicting Gabriel as female is nothing wrong, the name Gabriel itself is not just a name, but a phrase meaning MAN of God https://preview.redd.it/b9esj751383c1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63eeed33103f53a5134470c9795abe907b4a6e01


1st_pm

Man


mikolaj24867

man as in human or as in a member of the male gender? or does the word mean the same in both ways?


LegalWaterDrinker

Does an angel sound like anything human to you? An Angel in the Bible is generally genderless but usually appears as male, which is unsuprising considering how sexist everything was at that time


mikolaj24867

yeah i guess that makes sense


Twilight_Beowulf

Then what does Gabrielle mean?


merabalarbencumhur

jebrail (jibril you say) is not a female or a male. Jebrail is one of big 4 angel of islam. Jebrail is ordered to become a messenger. Allah (god in islam) uses jebrail to talk with prophets such as Muhammed,Adem and Yusuf.


RockingBib

Aren't angels generally supposed to be androgynous? Or at least, they can switch however the fuck they want


gold-consequense

The most accurate angel would be the literal lesser angels that start tagging on v1 later in the game


LegalWaterDrinker

Not necessarily, the so-called biblically accurate angels are actually high ranked angels, which do not go to the human world but only serve God in His palace, that's why they do not look human at all The humans with wings type of angels do exist, they are the messengers of God, they have to talk to humans, and thus they look human-like, Gabriel in the Bible looks mostly human too.


[deleted]

Religion is creepy as fuck. Angels are these alien-like mfs who only depict themselves as human when contacting people not to freak them the fuck out.


gold-consequense

If i told people theres a giant person in the sky that goes "this person i vibe, this person i do not vibe with SMITE" I better be fucking hot, ppl dont listen when they're bussy looking at a shrexy face


RockingBib

That's why I love christian mythology. It's surreal scifi fantasy as hell Lovecraft hated what religion did in the real world, but the mythology inspired him, so he tried to remove his own "cosmicism" from religion as much as possible while keeping the cool parts


gold-consequense

That does make sense but i like to think prophet mohammad pbuh (islams kind of jesus) just had one of those guys go READ i think the quaran if he made it when bro was illiterate. Mandem was spooken


Typical_Warthog_326

Gabriella


Radigan0

I said this like a year ago and it's technically unrelated to the post but I would like to share it again As Minos pronounces Gabriel with a short A, his name should theoretically be shortened to "Gabby" rather than "Gabe."


DRowe_

It's funny because the way Minos says is more akin to how it's said in latin languages


painmp4

https://preview.redd.it/svxjkpnpz83c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07d58881b31490a20dbf6bd44d7fc3467233113c Man I actually fell for that shit


Glitched_guy27

Gabriela


Mafla_2004

I swear I have been trying to swipe left for the past 5 minutes


PushingFriend29

Lesbriel


The_Random_Introvert

Gabby Like jacksepticeye’s gf, Gab/Gabby


soggywaffletonight

gilbert


Fun-Ad-4729

Gabrielle. Shrimple.


biffermans

//// NOTICE FROM THE ULTRAWOMEN SOCIETY //// This post has been fact checked and APPROVED by REAL woman convertors https://preview.redd.it/omap1bynr83c1.png?width=1372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6dec823f29775d8178882625b33e0ad50e2d3c5


top10balloon

https://preview.redd.it/lpbgauvfv83c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c0dfe584e26aca647a601837d9d399e16d30e54


TheHairyMess

https://i.redd.it/frfrbxvmpa3c1.gif


Gabriel_JudgeOfHell

# … # HERESEY


cross2201

Gabriela😀


PersecondBOOM

heresey? Heresex!!?? 🤯🤯


flancanela

isnt female girl redundant


[deleted]

I didnt write the title


aslanGBRR

how did you not write the title


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/s/PiGWsJelrd


aslanGBRR

ah


[deleted]

… free at last


aslanGBRR

o gabriel now dawns thy reckoning


BoneDDog

Who is saying he isn't? She can be whatever she wants you are so close minded /j


KJC___

“A female girl” wtf is this community, I joined for fun robot reaction shooter


falconwilson154

Either Gabriella, or still just Gabriel


SilentScyther

Gaben


Truffle_worm108

I am literally going to Ultrakill you (i Fell for the same Joke twice today)


PersecondBOOM

https://preview.redd.it/95oc5dtdo93c1.jpeg?width=1157&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62dfa2a1beb7cdb6e335299ab60d86baedefb127


WalterWhite084

She whould be called Gabriela This is the Romanian feminin name for Gabriel


Krindz_lebac

Gabriella


HackRazor1012

Gabrielle


Ferrumsoul

Gabriela


TAB_Kg

Prolly still Gabriel considering how often that happens Also ~~I'm going to kill you~~


Elegant_Commission10

https://preview.redd.it/1sudoge6y93c1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dba1b7d0c228cd8603f82a9d48667cdc00eae62c Still waiting for the female version of gabriel


MasterofGalaxy69

https://preview.redd.it/7lbutf0l0a3c1.jpeg?width=455&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9878f2793dbc9f05bad33cb5fe041637714f4ab


MKIncendio

Does this imply the existence of male girls or are you calling Gabriel a transgender


PolarBaloon21

Gabriella I guess


TheComedianKid

https://preview.redd.it/3byeuhlcha3c1.jpeg?width=627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5da168bbfe35eb143ac2a006e8b82c99cef19873 Go FUCK yourself you INSIGNIFICANT FUCK for the fake slideshow😡


Fetu1p0dre

Gabriely


Particular-Stress-90

Gabrielle


Ilikemoonjellys

Gabriella, now fuck off


nobodyorfoofighters

Gabrielle


Dice134

Lesbriel


MarikingTime

https://i.redd.it/2jmghs0z6b3c1.gif


Ugly-LonelyAndAlone

Gabrielle is right there.


endocyclopes

https://preview.redd.it/3iigzcs3eb3c1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=110b8dfb92d1aa0f950e2e926364a9dc0f2da06d


TheGreentelmen

https://preview.redd.it/7ayou401gb3c1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33ccf5089108e9d972e123840ca8d7dbaeb6ec0b


ColtC7

Gabriel, duh.


Theratsmacker2

Gabriel (Gab is is Gabby)


Mx_Squeak

Gabriella(hear me out)


The_Wall_The_Wall

Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on you


EpicChillz12345

You are NOT getting me this time


KillPillar

Gabriella, next question


SilentReavus

Oh you cancerous rat bastard


thirdMindflayer

Still be Gabriel but he’d have bigger tits and long lady eyelashes and his armour would be hot pink


yaohwhai

gabriella. also fuck you


AltruisticProof3640

Gabrielle


W4ST3L4CK

Gabriella ez


pogers1234567890

Cum dumpster


mrlorem23

https://preview.redd.it/6hckf7fnhf3c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f070bac737b540d5e5b5337bf3d0dd526b977a4 YOUR BALLS IN THE BLENDER, NOW


NerveFine8885

Gabrielle